#minny (miles x penny)

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minny/piles hcs 🕷️🛍️

let’s talk about an au where they both live in new york and penny managed to get into visions academy (ofc she’d be able to, that girl smart) they’d definitely meet there when miles seen her and ultimately embarrassed himself (remember margo, y’all)

penny will probably be the first one to make a move, miles did fall for her but was too shy to ask her out.

their first date would be at the burger place, there they’d get to know each other a little better.

“what’s your family like?” miles asked, penny munched on a fry before answering. ���they’re totally wackos, except for bebe and cece. what about yours?” “they’re a lot but i love them.” miles replied, penny smiled.

I feel like they’d just click, yk? i don’t know, they seem so compatible (might just be my shipping brain but think of the possibilities !!!)

let’s talk about an au where they grew up together, i’d say that oscar would probably be wary of miles because he’s a boy and “penny will not hang out with boys !” but trudy convince him (2 months of sleeping outside because your daughter deserves to have friends, oscar, even if they’re boys!)

but continuing hc 6, they’d be those type of childhood friends who’d pull all sorts of pranks on each other. oh and the ones to gossip about people they don’t like.

penny is the passionate girlfriend, she’s try to get miles into her movements and whatnot (he’d go because ‘why not support my girl?’)

penny friends would be a little suspicious at first (or probably be jealous that she got a boyfriend) but once they met miles, let’s just say,,, they liked him instantly.

at the start of their relationship, they had to hide it from oscar, the boy hater. so, trudy and suga mama were the ones to go to for permission of dates n things.

oscar found out within roughly 10-11 months (the man is slow, y’all) he’d probably try to force them to break up before trudy set him straight or just kicked him out (kickin’ him out n divorcin’ him’s better, trudy, i’ll be penny’s stepmomma 🥰)

miles would be hesitant to tell penny that he’s spiderman but penny would, of course, put dots together

(scenario) “miles.” penny said, miles looked at her. “yeah?” “are you spiderman?” penny asked, miles started sweating. “no, i’m not! what makes you think that?” he said nervously, penny giggled. “boy, i’ve known you since we were kids, i know you and when you lie.” miles sighed, “yeah, i’m spiderman.” he whispered, penny smiled softly. “hey, miles, i’m still your girlfriend.” she said, reassuringly. miles smiled.

like the cheesy boyfriend miles is, he’d make penny playlists and put pick up lines on them (he’s also the rizzler, y’all, just hasn’t tapped into his rizz potential)

miles’ also the boyfriend who’d go shopping with you and absolutely love it, every outfit penny tried on, miles would instantly hype her up on it. “like this crop top?” penny asked, spinning around for the whole view. “you should get that, pen,” miles said, “it looks amazin’ on you.”

they’re that couple who are attached to each other from the hip, they do give each other space sometimes but they’re young n in love, who doesn’t love cuddles n kisses? (that’s a rhetorical question btw)

they’re also the couple with sickeningly sweet pet names and pda. they have to be near each other whether it’s a waist hug or a simple hand hold.

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House of Mouse: Max’s Embarrassing Date Review

Hello House Mouses and welcome back to the house of mouse. Another comission by Kev and my second House of Mouse for the valentine’s season. This time we’re not tackling a Valentine’s Episode necesarily, but a romantic one all the same as fan faviorite couple Max and Roxanne finally go on a date.  I always liked Max. Even as a kid when I wasn’t the biggest fan of “A Goofy Movie”, didn’t like the darker patches like the principals office scene or the Pete Hot tub scene.. though in hindsight both had legit greviances with Max... it just dosen’t make either less terrible as the principal still told an innocnet man who wasn’t responsible for what his kid did and was trying his best that his son was going to become a crminal because of one stupid but mostly harmless prank, and Pete.. is just an abusive, unlikeable and unlovable ass in both Goof Troop and Goofy Movie, and I hate how he treats his son, don’t blame his wife for leaving him or taking their daughter and dog, and am really sad he got custody of PJ somehow. And for the record this isn’t ALL petes, just this version. The rest are fine and just the right level of asshole. 

Point is despite my problems with the first film, I had none with the second and even now I like it due to having some really good ideas and concepts while also being gloirously rediclous due to the loveably dated X-Games element. While I do have a spot in my heart for the Dana Hill and Shaun Fleming versions, especially the latter once upon a christmas is awesome, Jason Marsden’s version is the best by the mile having the right amount of ego mixed with self doubt to make him likeable enough to brook him being an ass to his dad a lot. He’s a good character.. and it baffles me Disney NEVER uses him nowadays. No really, the last time he showed up was in twice upon a christmas and no one liked that because he was dating someone who wasn’t Roxanne just to rehash the same plot they’d already rehashed better in Extremley Goofy Movie. I REALLY need to rewatch that one. Hmm.... gonna see if I can squeeze that one into May or later in April. That’s for another time. 

But yeah while he’s at one of the disney parks, that’s it. The character just .. vanished, and hasn’t been brought back in any way shape or form. Though I could see either a Disney Plus reboot of goof troop or a goofy movie with max having his own kids. That could be intresting. Also bring Roxanne back as weirdly this episode i’m reviewing, a goofy movie and now her ducktales cameo are her ONLY apperances. 

Seriously I get she’s not the most fleshed out.. but then flesh her out. Like Max she’s crminally underused and while I get her absence as a character in the sequel, the plot really didn’t need her, he still could’ve been dating her off screen. Though clearly the two worked things out and tried again as this episode came out AFTER extremely did. But did this episode work out? Join me under the cut to find out. 

As i’ve decided is my standard for House of Mouse Episodes, shorts first, then wraparound, then Mickey Mouse live sex celebration. Though I will say i’ve picked up there are two kinds of formats for the show: They either use two of the longer Mouseworks shorts or just one close to 11 minute short, a medium one, and one of the little two minute segments. There might be a break from this in the future, we shall see but for now those ar ethe two standards. This time we have two longer shorts. 

Pluto’s Penthouse Sweet: 

I’ve mentioned in the past I dont’ really get why Pluto is part of Disney’s sensational six along with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy and Daisy. And I stand by that: While he’s had his own cartoons they just aren’t as entertaining and creative as MIckey’s or hilarous and relatable as Donald and Goofy’s. He’s just an average cartoon dog. He works fine in tandem with Mickey, but on his own he’s just nothing and his spot should be taken by pete, who while not a goodie all the time, again the goof troop version needs to step on a rake and fall into a well.. somehow. i didn’t think my insult through. Point is pete is better.  And this short isn’t BAD .. but to me it’s what some fans THINK the disney shorts are: Bland, maybe one or two good jokes but almost nothing new or intresting. As I found out last year, that’s far from the case, as a lot of the Donald shorts are still hilarious today and a lot of the mickey shorts are shockingly creative, like Thru The Mirorr where he goes .. well thru the mirror into a wonderland like world where all the inanaimate objects are alive and he can shrink and what not via astral projection, or Mickey’s Mechanical Man, which I sadly didn’t know about when I did the MIckey Birthday Special and for some reason isn’t on disne plus. In it Mickey creates a robot and has it box a monsterous looking gorillia. 

How has Mickey piloting this thing but giant sized against various kaiju been a thing yet? And if it has someone tell me. Seriously with all the comics and animated series how. I’d even settle for a Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse episode. Just bring this guy back. Point is there was far more invetnion than it seemed.. at least at first as it slowly died out as they went by the late 50′s. But Pluto just seemed even in their hayday like your standard pet gets into antics thing without the creative slapstick of tom and jerry or the likeablity of sylvester who never could get that asshole Tweety Bird. This is just weak sauce and whiel I could forgive the older shorts, as their from another time and likely lead to say Tom and Jerry... I can’t forgive this which was made probably in 1998 and released in 1999 originally. Comedy had evolved a LOT by that point and unlike the Goofy how to shorts, which are a format that is immortal and still evolved to match the times and felt fresh, these just feel stale and boring and like the last Pluto short I covered this one was a chore to sit through though not nearly AS bad. 

Still though the premise is about the same, Pluto’s left to his own devices, and finds a female dog, though in this case she’s VERY intrested in him. I”m also not entirley convinced she’s a dog, but instead one of Jumba’s experiments and that Lilo and Stitch later had to journey to.. wherever these shorts take place to fetch him. Or more likely the house of mouse. I mean Proud Family, Recess, American Dragon Jake Long and Kim Possible all take place int hat universe, why can’t house of mouse? Also tell me you wouldn’t watch an avengers style team consisting of Kim, Ron, Jake, Penny, Probably TJ, Lilo, Stitch and Donald Duck. If you wouldn’t i’d call you a liar because you would be. 

Seriously the eyes give her away.... just look at them. Very experimenty. But before Pluto can do it like they do on the discovery channel he has to get past the guard dog.. though how he does produces the one great gag of the short, as he BUILDS A GIANT, TROJAN HORSE ESQUE PLUTO OUT OF JUNK. Just holy shit that’s awesome> It gets him inside, only for him to find his lady friend is a bit TOO affectionate and he has to escape, he does so, and MIckey wonders if he missed him etc lame button. This short was a vacuum of comedy outside of GIANT PLUTO. Seriously where’s my disney giant mecha series. YOu have five main characters, and Pluto among with MANY, MANY side characters, frmo scrooge to the boys to hopefully Della, to even possibly pete and mortimer who could have their own mech against the heroes but maybe join them in the last episode. Maybe max and pj could have some, have a father vs son thing with PJ and Pete. I”m just saying, i’d watch it. I know my nieces would watch it. I know my nephews would watch it. Greenlight it. Or i’ll make it.. somehow. 

How to Ride a Bike: Speaking of the How To Shorts, as usual for the House of Mouse era ones.. this was awesome, pretty much what you’d expect, some goofy, pardon the pun, gags about goofy riding a bike and then a fun climax of him in a bike race. Not a ton to add, other than that hamster bike above is genius. Just needs some tweaking. Really funny, really simple, and really good as you’d expect from a good Goofy Short. Easily the best part of the episode. 

Max’s Embarrassing Date: So this was a disapointment. Like i’d try to be nice.. but I had high hopes given this brought Roxanne back, and while the premise was stock maybe they’d do something funny with with it. 

But no the plot is pretty standard, very predictable and fairly obnoxious. Max has a date with Roxanne, and is playing it cool and what not, but is worried his dad will find out.. which he somehow did offscreen. Probably Clarabelle.. I mean they do go out sometimes in this one, wouldn’t surprise me. 

So Max pleads with the rest of the HOM staff to keep him away because he fears his dad will overdo things, which.. is fair and one of the few things I like> He dosen’t want him to overdo it on the mood because this is well.. a first date. He dosen’t want to pressure her or himself and just wants it to be nice and calm. The problem is it’s framed like him once again being embarassed by his dad and having to learn better.

At this point we’d had TWO movies do this already, one of which was only two years old at the time of this episode. This plot is stale as old toast even if it dind’t have goofy in it. And the twist is predictable: the HOM crew end up also overdoing it: Minnie comments on how cute they are and wants candles brought, Daisy gets them a bigger table forgetting how dates work,t hough we do get a great gag of hte 7 dwarves stacked, and Mickey while having .. some.. gopher? I honestly can’t tell who it was, usually i’m better at the cameos. Speaking of which they also have a runner of beast going on a date with Cruella Devile. 

I mean is he cheating on his wife? Is she holding his wife hostage? Is this before belle because we see a post transfomratoin beast too so maybe the House of Mouse is an intersection of space and time? That’s.. actually the most resonable answer I can think of honestly and when i’m focusing more on how the hell your gag works than how funny it is, you clearly failed somewhere along the line. 

Point is Mickey puts his good friend in a pothole, and not only calls max little max, which while an understnadably close family thing to do is still embarassing, but also takes pictures while their eating the spagetthi.. which i’m 100% sure was Huey’s idea nad had Mickey not interrupted, would’ve been tied up down the middle for a lady and the tramp thing. It’s his signature move. Well that and having a panic attack. That’s also one of mine the others being lettterkenny refrences and sex jokes about disney characters.  But yeah this just.. dosen’t work. Them being as embarassing? that’d be fine.. if they weren’t wholly unsympathetic for not only keeping their friend from WELL INTEITONEDLY trying to help his son on his date, something his son shold have no problem with since ROXANNE’S MET HIM. AND IS FINE WITH HIM. AND NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU BEING HIS SON LIKE THE DICKHEADS AT SCHOOL. MINUS BOBBY WHO YOUR FRIENDS WITH FOR SOME REASON. My point is this plot bothers me a lot, and it makes the mickey crew come off like assholes for doing this to thier friend instead of just talking to him like a person. Especially since only ONE of them is a parent and Conviently donald is mostly absent. Likely because he realized this was going to end badly and just agreed to tie the spagetthi like huey taught him to keep his involvment in this shit show and gaslighting his best friend to a minimum. 

Eventually Mickey takes things a step too far and has Sebastian almost sing kiss the girl. Max cuts him off though yelling that he just wants them to back off, he just wants them to relax and he TOLD them this, which makes them come off worse as they KNEW he didn’t want this and did it anyway and never apologize becaue apparently the first rule of house of mouse is never apologize for anything, huh huh. Goofy naturally steps in, tells them off and agrees to serve them and Roxanne finds him entertaining and gives him a nose kiss for being a good dad. He’s a good guy that Goof.  Roxanne then whispers something in max’s ear at the end of the date... which gives him an audible erection. No really. And given his age is vauge here I’m suddenly super duper uncomfortable so let’s move on. 

So max tells them she liked it and wants to come back.. 100% sure that wasn’t what she said but what she said isn’t fit to print and you’ve seen what i’ve said and what I put in the we’ll be right back. Point is he’s happy, though Mickey says we’ll try to make it extra special next time. Mickey.. did you do a space mountain’s worth of pills and cokea nd just forget the entire evening? Did you take some of those hangover roofies/ Why would you do that? Was that pete’s new plan to steal the house of mouse? To drug you guys and make you forget you already paid the rent? Did PJ stop him? Inquiring me wants to know. 

Final Thoughts: Yeah this wasn’t a very good episode. Roxanne is wasted despite having a suitable replacment Roxanne voice in Grey Delise, with no real depth just to rehash the plot of the first and second goofy movies. And this one didn’t have an inexpilicable beatnik cafe, PJ getting laid and finally being happy for once, a standard college fraternity plot  surgeically infused with an out of nowhere obession with xtreme sports that was nowhere in the first film, Goofy in an afro, Goofy finding love, That disco sequence, and a climax in which Goofy carries Brad Garret out of a fire, then Brad Garret probably kills the villian of the film who certainly deserved it. My points are this episode was an underwhelming rehash only saved by some good shippy moments and a good goofy short. It was weak, not all that funny, and not all that intersting.  My other point is that an extremley goofy movie is awesome and also kinda insane and I love it for that. I’m glad I saw this one but i’m really disapointed in how bleh it was. Next time I visit the house of mouse is.. actually in a few days as Pete Does a One Man Show. So yeah already 100% better just by having THAT musical number in it, see you then and if not, there’s always another rainbow. 

[weirdo09]

“miles, where’s my pink crop top and jean sk-?”

“boy, you bettta take my shit off.”

“but, pen, it looks good on me.”

“it does-. that don’t matter! take it off!”

“oh, you want me to strip right here?”

“miles gonzalo morales, don’t try me.”

“damn! sorry, i’ll take it off but you gotta take me out later.”

“why?”

“because you love me.” *insert smirk*

*sigh* “alright, now c’mon before you stretch them out!”

“ok! ok!”

[weirdo09]

y’all should send me erica/lucas sinclair related asks 🥰 (also monclair (lucas x miles) n minny/piles (miles x penny/penny x miles) asks too !)

[weirdo09]

i’m wonderin if i should spread my minny/piles agenda w my theme or just keep postin abt them 🤔

[weirdo09]

minny/piles vibes

(if anyone wanted to draw penny n miles in these poses, i’d appreciate it (not sayin ya gotta do it or anythin))

[weirdo09]

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), The Proud Family Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miles Morales/Penny Proud, Penny Proud/Miles Morales, Jefferson Morales (Earth-1610)/Rio Morales, Jefferson Morales (Earth-1610) & Miles Morales & Rio Morales, Jessica Drew/Rio Morales/Jefferson Morales (Earth-1610) Characters: Penny Proud, Miles Morales, Jefferson Morales (Earth-1610), Rio Morales, Billie Morales, Jessica Drew, Original Child Character(s), Miles Morales | Prowler (Marvel Earth-42) Additional Tags: First Kiss, Cuddling & Snuggling, Meeting the Parents, pov: your boyfriend’s mom loves you, < penny addition, rio and penny hit it off, rio already sees her as her daughter in law, torments miles into marrying her /j, not until they’re older, miles loves seeing penny hang out with his baby sister(s), my jess x rio x jeff au comes in this, the baby girls love penny, she’s like their big sister, Miles Morales and Miles Morales | Prowler (Marvel Earth-42) are Twins, Transfem Rio Morales Series: Part 1 of piles/minny agenda Summary:

miles felt like this far in their relationship would be a great time to introduce penny to his parents. he does have doubts that she quickly clears up, they’re adorable like that

[weirdo09]

“you sure this is safe?”

“yeah, i ain’t fall,,, in a while.”

“miles, what the fuck you mean?”

“it’s nothin’, pen, just trust me!”

“oh so if i fall, it’s nothing to you?”

“babe, it’s gonna be okay!”

“if you say so but you better not drop me or your momma gonna hear a mouthful.”

“penny, my mami loves you more than me. she’d kill me if i dropped you.”

[weirdo09]

penny: miles, can i have an hug?

miles: anything for you, pen. *smiles*

penny: aye, babe, you think this would look good on me? (she’s online shoppin’)

miles: *peaks over her shoulder* yeah, you’d amazing in it.

penny: thanks, miles. *smiles*

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miles: i don’t think i’m obsessed with penny.

hobie: who’s goin’ ta tell ‘im?

miles: tell me what?

gwen: when’s her birthday?

miles: august 21st, 2003, why?

gwen: he even knows the year!

pavitr: that’s nothing, where and what time was she born?

miles: wizard kelly hospital at 10:25 pm pacific time.

pavitr: ohh, he’s down bad.

miles: i still don’t know what y’all are talkin about.

penny: hey, guys!

miles: *lights up* hi, penny! *pulls her in a hug and kisses her cheek*

gwen: hey, pen. *smirks at the couple*

miles & penny: what?

gwen, hobie & pavitr: nothing..

[weirdo09]

i’m really startin ta see them together 🤔

[weirdo09]

omg i can’t believe i’m actually thinkin bout penny n miles together 😱

[weirdo09]

mile’s has definitely taken penny out swingin around New York and the first time he brought her along, she cussed him out outta fear 🥰

[weirdo09]

miles when he misses penny (or margo, hell he’s so shippable)

[weirdo09]

i love piles/minny

[weirdo09]

OMGGGGG

y’all remember that episode of the og proud family where LPZD was formed and penny went solo? it gave me such a good au where miles was like part for the creative team and they meet in penny’s dressing room n they hit it off n they flirt n shit w a buddin romance on the side 🥰🥰

[weirdo09]

OMG penny is def that girlfriend that loves to be spoiled (not just a material things, y’all 🙄) n miles’ the one to provide ta 🥰