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twilight-skies · 4 months ago

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Welcome to the Game, Player.

Yeah I turned videogame and streamer logic into actual worldbuilding. Here are my headcanons for the Minecraft Multiverse :D

This is all geared towards, shall I say, “the stuff I personally know and care about” aka Hypixel, the lore connected to Hermitcraft & Company, and lore adjacent to the Dream SMP & Associated.

Players & Worlds:

Players will Spawn in singleplayer worlds when the World itself wills them to. They begin as an empty husk of a Default, and they build their personality through their following experiences and first memories. Sometimes they are found while New by other inhabitants; Villagers may take them in and give them shelter, while hostile creatures who perceive Players as enemies will attack on sight. A Player’s first instinct is to survive the night; if they are killed in their first day of life then the chance of getting to re-spawn are exponentially low, and overall their chances of it are faulty until they set-spawn at their first bed.

A Player is unique and easily identified by the two items they Spawn with on them: some sort of bag which is customized to their personality, and a gadget stored inside it. Their Inventory and their Interface. The former is a liminal space where Players can safely store things inside without carrying their weight or shape, while the latter is a device which acts as their communicator, announcement receiver, command station, and server database. They Spawn knowing how to use both, and the database comes loaded with an index public servers in the multiverse, but it is up to them to learn how to switch Worlds.

Often, their own personal singleplayer World that they Spawn into will become their primary homebase. Though, sometimes Players may abandon it once they travel to others, or they may unintentionally lose their way back to it. This creates nomad Players, who set up shop in other public or private multiplayer servers.

Hybrids:

All Player are spawned “Default”; they will either begin with an identical appearance to either Alex or Steve (see Origins). As Players progress in the Game and develop their own unique personhood, their physical body will evolve in tandem. Very quickly their body will shift and change to suit the individual, changing whatever it wills itself to; from color to shape of any bodypart, as well as melding their own psychologically. What they end up as is usually a combination of their personality and the environment they set themselves up in. Most become some sort of hybrid of a human and another mob species; the closest to Default (human) Players remain is if they imitate the Villagers they may live with.

Families:

It is possible for a New, much younger Player to be Spawned in an already-inhabited world; those are usually children who are taken in by the veteran adult Player. The rate of this type of Spawning on multiplayer worlds can be dictated by the Admin—the demigod-esque Player who holds control over the world for the rest of its Playerbase. There are some worlds that are Closed Servers but have been active for enough centuries that they have grown their own insular societies of Players who consistently raise families of New-Spawned children. These servers are often based around the concept of Factions and are ruled by their own geopolitical systems. Perhaps the most famous insular factions server was S.M.P. Earth, home to millions spread across strict yet changing national borders, before it became defunct (a multiplayer World who’s will for a Playerbase died out after it was previously inhabited by thousands, but was later abandoned and became lost to the multiverse).

Nevertheless, a vast majority of the Playerbase were Spawned as adults and made themselves either all alone or only with none-Player, World-bound inhabitants, collectively referred to as Non-Player-Characters.

Servers:

While every Player spawns in a World of their own, Player society has built up networks of servers called Hubs. These are public communities where thousands of Players could convene for any reason, although the Admin teams of these Networks often fashioned their spaces into Minigame Hubs, centers of public competition, commerce and sport. The most well-known example of these Hubs is the influential Hypixel Network, while an outlier in these is the MCC Network, a hybrid of a closed server up until Championship Day once per year when the spectator arenas are open for public attendance of the games.

Origins:

No one knows where the legends came from, but it said that the first two Players were named Alex Mine and Steve Craft. It says that they each had their own Worlds, but Steve invented the first Interface and met Alex in her own world. It is unknown what happened to them, but it is often agreed that they died and the gods took their souls and scattered shards of them across all the Worlds. With each Player, they would spawn with perfect versions of Steve’s creations so that they could traverse Worlds and meet with each other. The next Players to have Spawned after Alex and Steve were named Sunny, Efe, Noor, Zuri, Ari, Makena, and Kai. Over thousands of following years, billions of Players spawned; each of their own beings being born out of tiny sparks of the first Players’ conjoined souls.

Death:

Admins hold power over the circumstances of death in their Worlds. By default, Worlds without Admins—such as singleplayer ones, or Worlds without anything but an Admin, such as Creative ones—or Worlds where the Admins haven’t changed it, are under Infinite re-spawn (at least once a Player solidifies their life via their first bed). However, some worlds can be set to Hardcore, where a Player only has one life and will die permanently, or some rare worlds may have a set amount of times a Player can re-spawn before perma-death; a count judged by the Admin.

Players do not age; they bare the appearance most fitting to their personality and their health on the inside is the same. Only in rare scenarios can Players become disabled via injury, usually if there is a glitch in their re-spawn or if they were hurt badly in their First Night (those who do suffer either of those, though, are expected to be given a high level of respect for managing to survive through it). All Players, such as all living beings in Minecraft, are functionally immortal until killed (N.P.C.s) or perma-killed (Players). No one knows what happens after death, but the transition of souls in governed by the Goddess of Death.

The most common belief is that a dead N.P.C.’s soul will reincarnate into a new Player, via their soul being combined with a shard of Alex and Steve, which may possibly influence what kind of hybrid the Player becomes. However, in the case of the deceased souls of Players, they are guided by Lady Death through the void until they, as a disembodied voice, latch onto a living Player they find fun or entertaining. This is how some Players gain Chats, ranging from a few voices to thousands of them. The living Player is the only one who can understand the voices, and they collectively manifest in a way often relevant to the Player’s own species, or possibly their relationship to the gods.

Deities:

There are many gods that preside over the Multiverse, but they are often grouped into:

The Prime, primordial deities who are the manifestations of natural things or abstract concepts, such as War, Nature, Death, Ocean, Chaos, Fortune, Competition, etc.

and The Presiders. It is said that these collectively are the patrons of Playerkind; the mysterious beings who created Alex and Steve as curious experiments after the Prime completed the initial building of the Worlds (initial, because the multiverse’s building is never complete. New additions to the Worlds are introduced often, courtesy of the Prime). They are the ones who scattered Steve and Alex’s souls to create the Playerbase, and they preside over the Players to this day.

However, the Presiders are split, due to their own past of Civil War—the inciters of which is unknown, but it is theorized that the break was due to a disagreement over their treatment of the Players.

Now, they are divided between two rival hiveminds, the Watchers and the Listeners. While Players call themselves by the name that the Prime use to refer to those who inhabit their Game, the Presiders collectively call them The Speakers, making them the last piece of their triumvirate.

One thing that all of the deities do, is find interest in certain Players. The Prime may choose champions; people they bless with their presence, who they speak to through a Chat, and who they recruit as their own voices amongst the Playerbase.

The Prime chooses champions, but Players cannot join their ranks as deities. However, the Presiders do not take champions; instead they can transform Players into their kin—whether willingly or not. They additionally hold the ability to choose one amongst their own to send down into the Game; in such a scenario the chosen Presider will become a Player while there, retaining their own power of Watching or Listening, but cut off from their kin until they return to the void.

tysm for reading :3

#Minecraft #mcyt #minecraft headcanons #hermitcraft #Dream smp #life smp series #the watchers #the listeners #my writing

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harveythewendigo · 11 days ago

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So my autism kicked in and a random thought came to mind. could Minecraft Steve survive in the Fallout universe?

Like actually surviving in the world, no respawning, no creative mode, no unlimited carry weight via infinitely stacking chests inside of other chests. Just base Steve with no exploits or commands to help him.

I'm thinking no he wouldn't or at least he would struggle. Sure he's strong but combat wise he would not survive anything except the most basic encounters. Take feral ghouls for example, Now I know that Steve has fought zombies but ghouls are different. essentially imagine fighting a Zombie in Minecraft that moves as fast as you can sprint. sounds like a pain right? Now try fighting six at the same time in a cramped underground subway tunnel or the narrow hallways of an office building. Another example is the iron golem. Think about it when is the last time you killed a golem with a sword or axe without standing on a small tower blocks, standing just far enough away to where he can't hit you but you can hit him? Probably never. So imagine trying to Kill an iron golem but he has two mini guns for hands! That's what fighting a Sentry bot would be like. Not even a firework crossbow would help Steve because the sheer firepower of the robot would shred him before he could do any damage. And don't even get me started on Deathclaws! TLDR Minecraft Steve would be screwed if he was in fallout.

#video games #minecraft #Minecraft Steve #fallout

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crancakes · 1 year ago

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Crafting a Crafting Table

I made my own crafting table! Also had fun putting some special touches on it. I'll ramble about the details under the cut + show some sketches I had.

Shoutout to @fawnpawn because their crafting table post got me inspired.

So initially, I wanted to make a Minecraft cosplay of some sort. I love the game and the community, but I didn't know if I wanted to be a specific content creator or other. I settled on making Alex/Steve designs as a starting point.

Originally, I wanted to make the crafting table a bag, similar to what @/fawnpawn had. Ultimately, I decided it was something I could add later if I wanted. The first two images below were the first sketches I made in 2022. The crafting table would be an actual functional bag, where the top could slide off.

I had a mini cardboard prototype which I lost the sliding component to...it was fun to play around with it while it lasted.

So! The materials I used were as follows:

Cardboard

Hot Glue

Acrylic Paint

Chipboard (1/8" thick) (these were the vertical strips of wood on the sides)

Corkboard

Stick

The other details (like the seed packet and rope) were coin envelopes and scrap fabric. These were also free materials I snagged from a community material bin since I don't have the means to buy foam or actual wood.

The entire process was very scuffed.

I made the base of the box with cardboard. It isn't an exact square because I was too tired to measure properly (it's like 60 cm x 63 cm). I added more standing cardboard inside so it can hold weight at top

I then painted some parts on the outside with maroon/dark purple paint. This was for the parts showing between the "wooden planks" on the outside. All that was left to paint was the top grid which is admittedly off-center. shhhhhhhhh

et voila, box head

The tools were painted with kind of a Borderlands style. I thought it'd look cool and make it look more interesting than keeping it minecraft-accurate. I also used silver metallic paint so they're shiny :D

The sides of the crafting table still felt empty, even with the tools, so I added some in-game items for fun. I also wanted to add some mention of some content creators I enjoy, hence the Philza and Technoblade pins (and the checkered pattern for BajanCanadian lol).

Overall, I had a lot of fun with this. I don't know if I'll ever finish the full cosplay, but thanks for reading the ramble ;>

#minecraft #minecraft cosplay #crafting table #cosplay #tysm to fawn for giving me advice #crancakes

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howlingday · 5 months ago

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My idea for a potential DEATH BATTLE! #9

2023, Dec 3-6

2024 Mar 25, apr 18, jun 22

P3H vs Neku Sakuraba

MASTER LIST

Steve vs Emmet Brickowski (Minecraft vs The LEGO Movie)

Who's imagination will let them survive this crafty battle?

THUMBNAIL

FIGHTER 1: Steve, Minecraft's cubic builder, explorer, and slayer of monsters and dragons

FIGHTER 2: Emmet Brickowsky, LEGO's Special Master Builder from Bricksburg.

Wiz: Imagination is extremely powerful; it allows us to bring our dreams into reality, letting us create or destroy whatever we can dream of.

*insert clips of Bob the Builder, Oppenheimer, LEGO Ninjago’s Tornado of Creation, and RWBY's Relics of Creation and Destruction*

Boomstick: These two literal blockheads can create just about anything they can think of. Or destroy it. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

PREFACE (What to know):

1. This MU could become an actual episode as it garnered attention when it was part of 2022's Champion Poll, so I wanted to get this one out before that happens. The consensus, as far as I can tell, is that Steve vs. The Terrarian and Emmet vs Jesse are better MUs, but I really like this MU. It's ok if you don't, but don't be a jerk about it. (If I wanted to be pedantic about it, then I'd say that Omni Man vs. Homelander and Mario vs. Sonic were done because they are legacy MUs rather than for the connections that the combatants have, but I can very well be wrong).

2. To make this fight more fitting and fair, I will place Steve in the LEGO Movie world. It shouldn't be jarring as there is such a thing as LEGO Minecraft, and the block aesthetic of Minecraft melds well with the sharp, blocky look of the LEGO Movie. This will essentially put them in the same world. Crossovers such as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and LEGO Dimensions will not be taken into consideration, but I will look to them for inspiration if desired.

3. Emmet and Steve could build anything that we haven't seen in the movies, novels, etc. as long as it is within character.

4. No infinite strength Steve. When the player drops items in Minecraft, the items have fundamentally different properties to their block forms as compared to dropped items in Skyrim where they retain their physical properties, at least to some degree. They did the cheese calculation as a joke in Chosen Undead vs. Last Dragonborn and they didn't calculate how much weight Link would be carrying due to his iron boots and other heavy equipment in the 2021 rematch, so no inventory strength. (I would still expect a similar gag like the aforementioned cheese calculation).

5. No Creative Mode infinite materials. Steve will have to mine, forge, and enchant his stuff on his own, but he will start off with good materials like diamond and potions as well as some unbrewable potions and arrows.

WHY:

Connections (What do they have in common):

1. Both are capable of creating almost anything by taking resources from the world around and then craft anything from them. They effectively have no limit to their crafting capabilities.

2. Both are icons of IPs that represent creativity and imagination.

3. Maybe the enemy isn’t the Ender Dragon, President Business, or Rex Dangervest. Maybe the enemy is growing up.

Not many that I can think of, so if you can think of one, let me know. :)

Personal reasons (Why I want this battle/like this MU):

I like how Emmet was able to not just change, but grow in his movies. Steve may be silent, but he still expresses emotion through his body language. I want to see a wholesome battle where they both build because that's what they enjoy doing and then try to one up each other, giving way to animation that has the potential to be some of DB!'s all team greats.

THE FIGHT:

Art and animation: The fight is best in 3D. Hand-drawn would make this fight very difficult to work with and I don't think 2D pixels can express the weird and wonderful wackiness of what these two can build, the speed at which they can build, or the worlds they inhabit. The best way to go is to have Emmet move like he does in the LEGO Movies and Steve to move like he does in Minecraft and Smash Bros., but the animation would be like that of the LEGO Movies; it does not allow for all degrees of movement like human limbs, but it's still fluid and smooth. The world itself is just blocks, needless to say. I think a good guide to what the animation and art style should be like is this video which took its LEGO models from Mecabricks.

If you want to get really interesting, it would be stop motion, but that's just expecting a king’s feast on top of something already demanding in my opinion.

Possible setup: On the outskirts of Bricksburg, near a construction site, Emmet is checking the blueprints for a skyscraper he is about to build.

"I'm going to need these many pieces of these measurements and color..." Hearing the iconic Minecraft sounds of mining ground and building, he turns to see a house that was just suddenly there.

"Whoa, where did that come from?" Steve exits his house, and Emmet confronts him.

"Sir, did you build that house?" and Steve nods.

Emmet, the loveable goof that he is, does the Chris Pratt gasp and gushes over Steve's abilities. "Are you a Master Builder?" It would explain how the house was just there after some noise, but Steve scratches his head, and lifts his arms in an “I don’t know” pose. "Could you build it again?" Steve nods and builds another house, more impressive than the last, using wood, stone, and concrete from the construction site (imagine him building it at the speed of one of his Smash Bros. victory poses)

“Wow! I can do that, too!” Emmet then decides to build something of his own, using more materials from the construction site, building a house comparable to Steve’s who then looks at Emmet's creation and decides to build a mansion.

“Not bad, huh?” Steve nods, and takes out his sword. “Whoa! You’re a warrior AND a builder? Then let’s take this up a notch! Let’s fight and build something amazing!” Steve nods and Emmet jumps up and slams down, destroying the buildings and sending pieces around him flying.

FIGHT! :

1. Emmet then zips around, building himself a weapon like he did here. Steve slashes and is able to guard himself for a little while. Emmet keeps up his offense and knocks Steve away. Steve drinks a Potion of Strength, and is able to fend off Emmet’s strikes. Yet, Emmet is too fast and is able to hit Steve before Steve can hit back. Steve simply drinks a Potion of Swiftness, and it works! Emmet swoops in for a strike, but Steve swiftly dodges, getting behind Emmet, and strikes him using his Forward Smash:

This sends Emmet flying to the other side of the giant construction site. Steve then breaks out an enchanting table, a crafting table, and a brewing stand, and starts to furiously gather materials from around him and gets to work. Meanwhile, Emmet groans in pain, and then takes a giant leap towards Steve. Steve notices Emmet and aims a giant wall of dispensers at him and activates them, causing the dispensers to fire flaming arrows (a GIANT version of what is seen in this video). Emmet shouts a big “Whoa!” as he dodges the arrows. Emmet then uses his Master Breaker abilities to break Steve’s dispenser wall, similar to what he did here.

2. Emmet is then hit by something, and is taken aback. Nothing is there. Then, he’s continuously hit by said nothing, it seems! Emmet tries to hit back, but he hits nothing, as expected. Steve suddenly appears at a distance as his Potion of Invisibility wears off. Steve is wearing his Diamond Armor, and he starts to throw Splash Potions. Emmet easily dodges them and grabs one of the following pieces:

Emmet then proceeds to juggle the Splash Potions and knocks some towards Steve, who gets hit with some Potions of Poison, Harming, and Decay. It appears that using the Potions in the dispenser wall was the better idea. As Steve is suffering, Emmet then starts to build a mech similar to his Construct-o-Mech and Steve uses a Potion of Regeneration and Healing. Steve had placed a myriad of TNT blocks all connected via Redstone, so when Emmet approaches Steve in his mech, he is immobilized and struggles. Steve steps on the button to activate the redstone. The TNT detonates and Emmet, being nearby, falls in his mech, and he lets out his iconic scream. However, right before Steve can move and prepare more weapons and potions, he hears something right behind him that has haunted all Minecraft players. We see that there were several Creepers right behind him, and they detonate.

3. Due to the TNT explosion and the Creepers, there is a giant hole in the ground and they both were falling. Emmet rebuilds his mech into a plane and flies away. Steve uses his fishing rod to tether himself to the plane, swings like the Green stick figure in Alan Becker‘s Minecraft videos to launch himself upwards, and unfurls his Elytra, and attaches a Firework Rocket on it, propelling him upward (Think his Up - B from SSBU.), but there is simply too much debris, so they both get crushed and fall.

4. Now in free fall, Steve uses his bow and fires arrows, both of the tipped and not tipped variety, sniping Emmet well in his arms. In retaliation, Emmet grunts and throws a boulder at Steve, who uses a shield to ward off the attack. Looking down, there’s a rail, so Steve simply takes a minecart out of his inventory and Emmet builds himself a vehicle out of his mech’s remains (whether it’s a hoverboard or a land-roving vehicle is up to you). Both land safely and the vehicles roll. Steve takes out a diamond sword and his shield, and Emmet fashions himself another weapon, so they start to clash again, like in Alan Becker’s Ultimate Minecart Race. Because Emmet is still affected by the Arrow of Slowness, Steve is able to get some solid hits in and block Emmet’s strikes in time. Emmet then uses his Master Breaker powers again to break the shield, and Steve is knocked forward a bit. Steve then fires more tipped arrows, but Emmet is able to dodge them and they clash weapons again, like this part from Alan Becker’s The Chef. Every sword strike is parried or blocked, and they keep at it until the ground suddenly drops beneath them and they fall again through a Nether Portal to… The Real World…?

5. The minifigures fall on the floor of the basement, and the kids that were playing with the plastic toys start arguing with each other about who is cheating and who is the winner. The adults then have to come down the basement and mediate the conflict. “Kids, I know it’s hard to play fair, but yelling and calling each other a cheater is not going to help. I thought you two were doing this because it’s fun. You’re using toys to create these great inventions and then you play with them. Putting others down will not do you any good. Right now, just have fun with each other. You’ll never know when you get to play with your friends and toys like you are now.” As we see the adults trying to resolve the conflict, Emmet picks himself up, and seeing Steve struggling, picks him up as well. The kids then apologize and compliment each other’s skills and imagination, and pick up the toys that were dropped. “Ready for one more showdown?”, asks Emmet. Steve nods and holds up his arm, and Emmet responds by giving a fist bump.

6. The kids put the toys back together and our fighters are back on the LEGO world. Emmet builds another mech, this one similar to his Triple Decker Couch mech, and Steve decks himself out with his best armor, weapon, and potions. “For now, let’s have fun.” They clash again, with Emmet’s mech and Steve’s armor and weapons being worn down, and the potion effects are diminishing. Now, it’s all or nothing.

7. Steve wins by immobilizing Emmet. He dodges and slashes at Emmet’s mech, and protects himself with his shield. He removes the limbs of the mech and destroys it, leaving cobwebs all around. When the mech is destroyed, Emmet is left helpless, and as he tries to exit, he’s immobilized by the cobwebs. “Can't… Move…!” With one final slash, Emmet dies like in the LEGO video games.

8. Emmet wins by using his Master Breaker abilities. Emmet knocks away Steve’s equipment, pins Steve down and then starts to severely damage the armor. Steve tries to detonate some TNT again, but Emmet jumps out of his mech, and comes down with one final, gigantic Master Breaker slam, destroying his mech and leaving Steve in pieces. This results in the iconic death screen.

9. In the real world, the kids simply take the pieces and start to build something new with the pieces until they are called up. “Kids, the food’s ready!” The kids run out of the basement. The last thing we see is the minifigures ready for one more fight, in armor and mech.

10. KO!

RESULT:

Strengths and weaknesses:

Steve:

+ Has the more destructive tool in TNT.

+ Greater defense with his armors and longevity with his Potions of Healing and Regeneration.

+ Enchantments and Potions of Strength improve all of his weapons, armor, tools, and stats.

+ Has ranged options in his bow, crossbow, firework rockets and arguably his fishing rod.

+ Can be considered stronger due to his fight against the Ender Dragon and his capacity to break down diamond blocks.

+ If given access to a Riptide Trident, then Steve has greater mobility and offense underwater, and a Potion of Water Breathing, allowing him to survive underwater for longer.

+ Can immobilize Emmet with cobwebs

= Under the rules set in the preface, both are similarly fast.

= Similar Risk of drowning.

- Blocks, potions and materials in inventory can be exhausted, armor and weapons can break.

- Takes time to craft, forge, and enchant whatever he’s making.

- Highly dependent on the environment to obtain good materials and ores.

Emmet Brickowsky:

+ More mobile and acrobatic.

+ Being a Master Breaker means not needing any other tools or materials to simply break stuff, so he can likely break Steve’s creations with little issue.

+ Does not need to use a forge or crafting table, and can build bigger creations with greater speed.

= Under the rules set in the preface, both are similarly fast.

= Similar risk of drowning

- Arguably less durable.

- Is vulnerable underwater without a vehicle

- Like Steve, he’s dependent on the materials provided to him by the environment, and can’t craft the pieces he needs

- Arguably his biggest weakness physically is immobilization, as seen when he was hit with the Kragle. It’s likely that the Cobwebs can be used to immobilize him. Other Master Builders have been immobilized by chewed up gum and even stickers.

Ending puns:

"In the end, Steve could only dig his own grave."

"Sorry, Emmet, but the only thing you can do is LEGO."

MUSIC:

Name: Build The Best

The name makes reference to how both the characters and series are known for letting people build whatever they want and let their creations come to life as well as Emmet’s title of “Master Builder”.

Art: At the front of the picture, we see Steve’s crafting table with some LEGO gears leaning against it and potions and the iconic red LEGO blocks around them. To the right of the crafting table is the enchanting table with Steve’s sword and Emmet’s wrench crossing each other. To the right of the crafting table is Steve’s armor holding the Piece of Resistance.

Sound: The song starts mellow, like Subwoofer Lullaby or Living Mice to give off a feeling of nostalgia and intimacy, and then slowly picks up in volume as the two blockheads show off their abilities before the fight. Then, there’s a record scratch and the music becomes upbeat and happy, like Everything is Awesome. The music changes to Pigstep but played with LEGO movie instruments during the minecart chase. When in the Real World and listening to the talk between the adult and kids, the music is more somber, again similar to Minecraft’s more mellow music or the music from the “You are The Special” scene from the first LEGO Movie. During the buildup to and during final confrontation, it switches to I Am A Master Builder. Our heroes are near the end, so now it’s the time to push further still. As the battle ends and we linger on the result, the instrumentation starts to play Subwoofer Lullaby or Living Mice again, and then the instrumentation from the beginning returns and the music fades out.

I want it to reflect how we start with LEGOs and Minecraft: with small bits and pieces, but then, the creations become bigger and more complex. More energy and thought is required into planning and building the structures desired. It’s like life: we start with childhood, simple and uncomplicated in the grand scheme of things, but as we get older, we take on more responsibilities, and we have to do more and more, leading us to reminisce on the “good old days” when we could build for ourselves, for fun. Maybe in the end, the real enemy, the true challenge, is growing up.

FINAL THOUGHTS AND WORDS:

I am sorry for releasing this so late. This semester was a total pain, and I rarely had time to create this. I had an extremely rough six months, and I don’t want to use it as a crutch, but it’s school, and it’s demanding.

There were also so many ideas I wanted to implement into this battle, like how a kid just wants to create the biggest setpieces because they’re just the coolest things in the world.

IDEAS THAT I HAD:

1. A getaway chase on redstone minecart and planes

2. Weapons, armor, potions and enchantments to match Emmet’s mechs.

3. Master Destroyer vs Steve’s creations, armor, and potions.

4. Falling into nether portal and fighting monsters in the Nether

5. Dive into the ocean, risk of drowning.

6. Creepers and TNT

7. Confrontation in the real world, conflict with the kids that are controlling Steve and Emmet.

8. Heartfelt message as is tradition with all The LEGO Movies.

9. Have some Easter Eggs that reference Tetris. Both Tetris and Minecraft are among the most sold video games of all time, and LEGO is the most influential toy in the world. These three form a sort of blocky trinity, and it feels incomplete to leave Tetris out of this.

THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!

NEXT TIME…!

In a conference in an inner city, we see a gigantic sign for a superhero conference, and under it it says “Brought to you by Vought Corporation”.

In a raceway we see two heroes, getting ready for a race. There is a crowd around them and in the stands, cheering on for both of them.

“May the better speedster win!” The younger of the two outstretches his right arm, with his helmet in his left underarm.

“Oh, I plan to.” The older of the two simply walks by his fellow speedster and gets into running position. The younger speedster is taken aback by the rudeness of his fellow hero. However, there is a race that is about to go underway. He puts on his helmet, and he gets into a racing position as well.

“Gentlemen! Start your engines!”

There is a gunshot, and the two heroes are off at sonic speeds.

Tenya Iida vs. A-Train (My Hero Academia vs. The Boys)

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Very good! I like how the battle ends on a wholesome route, like Goku V. Superman III. Granted, the NEXT fight won't be so friendly.

I'll be honest, I don't know much on Minecraft (the last update I remember being a part of was the mooshroom) or the Lego Movie franchise (I only saw the first movie and Lego Batman), so I didn't know who was more powerful from the start. That said, I do like the idea of two creators duking it out with their craft. Call this one...

MASTER CRAFTERS

#submission #idea #death battle #death battle idea #steve minecraft #minecraft #emmet brickowski #the lego movie #master builder #master breaker #Bricksburg #Steve #my submissions

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lil-ms-dipst · 10 months ago

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@perphella

Along with anybody else who wants to see my MC Merch, well most of it, here it is! This isn't all of it since some is lost in storage, I'm sure I'll find it all when I switch rooms.

10 year anniversary llama, bee plush, bee squishy, golden zombie plush, allay night light thing, glowsquid plush (glows in the dark wehehe)

Pig plush, little creeper plush, creeper plush, a lamp in the shape of a honeycomb block with a bee dangler, a warden figurine which lights up and makes sounds, and an axolotl plush

An enderdragon plush, a little enderdragon plush, a little enderman, a mooshroom baby, a turtle, and a tiny turtle plush.

Enderman, creeper, and llama 2018 winter figurines, two surprise put together kits of an enderman and a wolf, and a bunch of mystery figurines including a snow golem, pigmen coming out of a portal, spider jockey, a person in a minecart, an angry enderman holding a pumpkin, a bee, an axolotl, and a piglin

A bunch of metal figurines which have a pillager, wolf, wandering trader, zombie horse, black cat, llama, brown sheep, fox, steve, iron golem, mc dungeons player, mc dungeons player 2, witch, loot pig, enderman, mc dungeons player 3, arch illager, vindicator, another pillager, mc dungeons player 4, mc dungeons player 5, another fucking mc dungeons player, a creeper, a skeleton with a glaive and shield, another vindicator, another mc dungeons player, glowsquid, another creeper, normal squid, zombie, alex, another wandering trader, goat, orange (or I suppose yellow) axolotl, skeleton, pink axolotl, and another goat.

Should also say I have Minecraft bed stuff! A whole bed set, another one, an MC earth body pillow, a weighted blanket, like 3 different throw blankets, and a beach towel. I also have shirts.

#dipstick rambles #merch #plushies #minecraft #minecraft dungeons

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vinsenio · 2 years ago

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kiragecko · 2 years ago

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In Journey, the Player Character is lonely, compassionate, and curious. Even though the story is entirely about a past that the character wasn't part of, and there's (almost?) no flavour text, their personality is baked into the controls and game progression mechanics.

They start with the ability to jump and sing. Singing can free creatures, draw them to you, and open things. Learning how to work with other creatures makes many aspects of the game MUCH easier (though, as a person with bad coordination, it's usually possible to struggle through without them), in ways that seem to be rewarding you for playing the character correctly. The character plays better if you travel with one of the anonymous other player characters that show up at times.

Princess Ida in Monument Valley is grief-stricken. Her compassion is new, and tinged with pain. The past in this game is HEAVILY tied to her character, but she's also changed from the person the ghosts talk about.

Unlike GLaDOS, whose comments about Chell (in Portal) seem to mostly be projection, the ghosts in Monument Valley seem to be accurate when talking about the Princess' past arrogance and lack of empathy. The ways she responds to the crows, and they respond to her, match the narrative that she didn't care about the cost of her actions until it was to late. But you can also feel the weight of the soul-searching she's done, and the seriousness of her resolve to make the amends she can. The crows remember. She regrets.

Steve? (Minecraft) and the Player Character from The Witness, though, don't seem to have much of their own personality. Like, I get no sense that the Witness LIKES solving puzzles, or would search them out. They're just me, stuck on a beautiful island.

And Steve? isn't even me, he's an avatar I'm manipulating to accomplish MY goals, since neither the game nor the character has goals of their own. (Though the developers have been trying to change that, to my annoyance, for the last half-decade).

Something I think is a really interesting exercise is that player-controlled characters that don’t speak up much / at all (e.g. Chell from Portal) still actually have what constitutes a canon personality. They’re often perceived as blank slates, but they’re really not.

There are several things that, in a meta sense, will tell you about a character you’re controlling.

Keep reading

#yeah #this is fun to think about #thank you!#video games

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cherryc1nnam0n · 2 years ago

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Masterlist

Navigation:

** Means there's smut or NSFW

° Means fluff

~ Means humor

• Means angst

! Means dark

~• Personal Works (Original Stories and Characters) •~

The Queen's true love | +18 °**

To Angie...

Top men I love and why

Five Nights at Freddy's

~• Mike Schmidt •~

Ride | Mike Schmidt x FEM!Reader **

Scream

~• Billy Loomis •~

Eat me | Billy Loomis x FEM!Reader **

~• Ethan Landry •~

She can't know | Ethan Landry x FEM!Reader

Before you go, baby | Dark!Ethan Landry x Afab!Reader **!

Never let you go, baby | Dark!Ethan Landry x Afab!Reader !

You entered the wrong house, pretty boy! | Ghostface!Ethan Landry x FEM!Reader **!

The Boy

~• Brahms Heelshire •~

Separation anxiety | AFAB!Reader x Brahms Heelshire **°

Mommy's good boy | Brahms Heelshire x AFAB!Reader **

Marvel

~• Loki •~

The God and the Cat | Loki x Reader •°

The Copycat | Mutant!Reader x Avenger!Loki •°

Beautiful | Plus Size!Reader x Loki •°**

Finding a way to your heart | Plus Size!Reader x Loki •°

The Goddess of Love that lacks self love | Plus Size!Reader x Brother!Thor and Brother!Loki •°

I'll love you no matter what | Plus Size!Reader x Jotunn!Loki •°

The Avenger who is a YouTuber? | Plus Size!Reader x Avenger!Loki °

Why you gotta be so rude? | Plus Size!Reader x Loki •°

I can explain! | Plus Size!Reader x Avenger!Loki •°~

Sleeping with the enemy | Plus Size!Villain!Reader x Avenger!Loki °**

Let's have a baby | Fem!Reader x Loki °**

The Norse God and the Greek Goddess | Loki x GreekGoddess!Reader (coming soon) °**

•Series:

Stockholm Syndrome | Fem!Reader x Mafia Boss!Loki •°** (PAUSED)

Stranger Things

~• Jim Hopper •~

Daddy's good girl | Jim Hopper x FEM!Reader **

~• Eddie Munson •~

Eddie Munson Hc's | NSFW **

Brother Jealousy | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Brother!Eddie x Reader °

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Creampie from another man | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson, Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove **•

You belong to us | Venom!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader **

I can change him... | Fuckboy!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader •**

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader **°

Nasty Stepbro | Stepbro!Eddie Munson x AFAB!Reader **

Nasty Stepbro, not again! | Stepbro!Eddie x AFAB!Reader **

Nasty stepbro, but third time's the charm | Stepbro!Eddie x AFAB!Reader **

Why won't you fuck me?! | Stepbro!Eddie x FEM!Reader **

Heats with Alpha!Eddie Munson **

Ride your hubby | Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader

Use me like your toy | Stepbro!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader **

A rose for you | Modern!Eddie Munson x AFAB!Reader **

It's feeling scared not horny | Scare actor!Eddie Munson x Afab!Reader **

Coffee for your head | AFAB!Reader x Eddie Munson •**

Caught in 4K | Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader **

The weight of a lie | Fem!Reader x Steve Harrington, Fem!Reader x Ex!Eddie Munson •°** (coming soon)

•Blurbs:

Badinfluence!Eddie Munson **

Let me go... | Stranger Things Season 5 by Kalina Selenne •

Eddie horny thoughts **

How they top | Best Boys **

Letting Eddie breed you **

Eddie eats you out while playing Minecraft **

Another Eddie blurb **

CNC Eddie blurb **

•Series:

Your Beauty Never Ever Scared Me | Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader | Corpse Bride AU •°** [Finished]

Thank you for calling... | Modern!Eddie Munson x CSR!AFAB!Reader | Modern!Bank Customer Service Advisor!AU °•** {On Going}

~• Billy Hargrove •~

Brother Jealousy | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Brother!Eddie x Reader °

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Creampie from another man | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson, Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove **•

We just need to talk | Fem!Reader x Husband!Billy Hargrove •°**

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader °**

•Blurbs:

How they top | Best Boys **

~• Steve Harrington •~

What they're like as dads | Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove | Hc's °

Illusion | Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader •

Breeding season | Best boys (Steve, Billy, Eddie) x FEM!Reader °**

The weight of a lie | Fem!Reader x Steve Harrington, Fem!Reader x Ex!Eddie Munson •°** (coming soon)

•Blurbs:

How they top | Best Boys **

Riding big dick!Steve **

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trash-for-seabass · 3 years ago

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The knots in your brain chapter 3: our little wooden house.

Pairing: Bucky x reader (normally Stucky but this one Is all buck)

Warnings: mention of night terrors, dry humping, nocturnal emissions, fondling someone’s tittes while your asleep.

Authors note: considering having this story start to include dark themes.

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“So what are these things called again?”

Bucky points to the pumpkin headed creature leaving a trail of white around our little wooden house.

“It’s called a snow gollum Buck” I reply, scooting a tenth of an inch closer to him. “Here watch this”

I approach the snow gollum with a pair of shears and remove the pumpkin, revealing the derpy face of the snowman beneath. Bucky let’s out a short laugh, shifting his weight on my bed.

After the night in the bathroom I thought things were going to become awkward between us but they didn’t, in fact it was the exact opposite. Sure things were a bit weird for a few days but then he started showing up for massages at work again, and after that he began to join Steve and I for dinners. And now here we were, chilling in my bedroom while I played minecraft. I tried to teach him but Bucky insisted he preferred to watch me play.

This was a big week of trust for Steve, Bucky, and myself. It was the first time since I moved in that Steve had a 7 day mission and Sam wouldn’t be here to supervise, though really he was here to babysit. Both of them would be in Lagos for a week with Nat and Wanda. Steve had gone full mother bird mode before he left, making sure the fridge and pantry were stocked and the laundry was done. He double checked we had enough phone chargers, even testing most of them, making sure we had no excuse to not answer our phones.

The first two days passed by pretty normally, Bucky and I had chosen to stay in our respective rooms but we would see each other at meals even eating together once or twice. On the third day I had noticed Bucky growing increasingly uncomfortable, and after I had gotten off of work I walked in on him with his shirt off noticing his muscles were extremely tight. I had back in time to my room for a personal massage session which he greatly enjoyed, it was so good he ended up falling asleep in my bed. He looked so peaceful I couldn’t pull myself to wake him up.

Yesterday after I came home from work and collapsed in my bed I grabbed my Xbox controller and booted up the console, scrolling through my library over to my favorite game: Minecraft. I couldn’t have been playing for more then 20 minutes before I heard a tentative knock at my door.

I looked up to see Bucky’s large frame filling up my doorway. Steve didn’t explicitly say I had to keep my door open but it was implied it would make both him and Bucky feel better. His white shirt and blue boxers clung to his skin, and his hair hung damp around his face, clearly fresh from the shower. Bucky’s face moved from mine to the screen, watching the 3 village cats approach the fish I had in my blocky hand. I sat as still as my Minecraft character, in fear of scaring off the village cat now standing in my doorway.

“Do you mind if I watch?”

Bucky’s question surprised me, he wasn’t the most social guy and he never showed much interest in anything that had to do with a TV, save for watching the morning news.

I quickly scooted to the other side of my bed and patter the spot I previously occupied. Bucky moved from the doorway and gently sat down, immediately sinking into my memory foam mattress. After a quick gripe about ‘how could you possibly sleep in this thing? It feels like I’m gonna fall through the floor’ Bucky settled in and watched me play, periodically asking questions until my mammoth yawns told him I was tired and he excused himself to let me sleep.

Today was the 5th day and it progressed much like the day before. After coming home and showering, Bucky hoped into my bed and watched me play for hours on end. He truly seemed fascinated with the endless blocky world and the many creatures that inhabited it.

We had been playing for hours at this point and I couldn’t stifle the yawns anymore. Bucky took the hint and before I could get a word in he bid me goodnight and slipped out of my room.

With a huff I turned everything off and lay down, rolling over onto my side so I faced the door, letting my heavy eyelids close as I drifted off into a peaceful sleep.

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I’m jolted awake at 2:37am by blood curdling screams. Throwing the warm sheets off, I sprint to the room across the hall, my bare feet slapping against the hardwood floor. Throwing open the door to Steve and Bucky’s room I’m greeted with a stomach curling sight.

Bucky is sitting up in the bed, arms wrapped protectively around himself as he shakes and shivers, a layer of sweat can be seen glistening off his bare chest in the dim lights of New York City. The sheets are thrown to the side, leaving him completely bare to the cold other then the burgundy boxers covering his hips. His breaths come out shaky and ragged, slightly muffled by the pouring rain.

“Hey Buck….” I start, taking careful steps towards him. Steve had warned me about Bucky’s night terrors and he went over what I should do before he left. “Steve’s house rules” as I called them.

Check in with Steve and Nat everyday at least once a day (preferably more)

Call for help if Bucky goes into an episode

If physical assistance is needed I was to call Tony and Jarvis immediately.

Do NOT touch Bucky if he’s having a night terror.

Do NOT share a bed with Bucky no matter how sweetly he asks.

Bucky’s head snaps to me, his long hair swishing over his shoulders. It’s difficult to tell if he’s awake or not so I tread carefully, taking another step into the room.

“It’s ok Buck” I start, keeping my voice low and calm. “Your ok. Your gonna be ok”

He drops his head. “What did I do?”

Another step. “You didn’t do anything Buck. It’s ok”

His voice is still lazy and groggy, he slowly curls and uncurls each of this fingers one by one. “Everything hydra put in me is still there. It’s always going to be there”

“It doesn’t matter” I whisper. I’m close enough to touch him now. Steve warned me that under no circumstances should I try to touch Bucky when he had a night terror, telling me there’s a chance he could still be asleep and not recognize me. That he might hurt me.

So I gently rest my palm on his shoulder, right where flesh meets metal.

Bucky’s head snaps up to me once more but this time I can clearly see his crystal blue eyes, awake and alert, and brimming with tears.

“Hey hey it’s ok” I whisper, slowly bringing my arms up to wrap around him. “I’m here it’s ok”

Bucky doesn’t say anything but after a moment he brings his arms up and wraps them around my waist, squeezing me close and slowly guiding me into his lap. I end up straddling him, hooking my ankles at his lower back to ensure I can hold him as tightly as possible, as he crisscross’s his arms over my shoulder blades. It’s a bit intimate but I wasn’t going to pull away now. His head is cradled in my chest as I gently stroke his hair.

We sit there for….well it was hard to keep track of time while listening to the drizzle of the rain. But after he’s stopped shaking, Bucky speaks up. “Will you stay?”

I lean back, cocking my head to the side in question.

“Will you stay with me tonight?” He asks again, giving me the biggest set of puppy dog eyes I’d ever seen before whispering out a small “please”

I nod, gently scratching the back of his neck watching in amusement as Bucky’s head sinks backwards into my palm. Slowly, Bucky and I untangle ourselves and shift till we’re both on our sides, staying in physical contact the entire time. I let Bucky maneuver me how he wants, fitting me against him with my back to his chest before tangling our legs together. He crosses his arms over my chest, making sure the warm flesh one is pressed directly into my skin, and holds me close, the exposed back of my tank top pressing right against where his heart pounds.

I nuzzle into him, closing my eyes just as I hear him whisper a small thank you and ready my mind for sleep.

But an hour later I’m still wide awake.

Bucky’s breathing has evened out, and his tight, fearful grip has loosened. He’s calmed down enough that the reality of the situation has finally washed over me.

I’m curled up with an almost naked super soldier, In his bed! , while being in just a tank top and comfy red panties myself.

The scruff of his jaw brushes the back of my neck as he nuzzles his face deeper into my hair, and the slight friction sends a buzz straight to my core. He keeps doing it, rubbing his scruff back and forth on the sensitive part of my neck, so much so it was me squirming in his grip, small involuntary moans escaping my lips.

Bucky’s subconscious must pick it up based on the growl that bubbles up in his throat and the way his grip tightens around my chest. His hips thrust up into the curve of my ass as he kneads my beasts with his palms like a cat. Then suddenly his fingers curl around the neck of my shirt and yank it down, revealing my breasts to the cold air. His fingers quickly envelop the soft mounds, rubbing my nipples between his pointer and middle fingers. The sensation of his hands, fire and ice, sending shivers down my back, forcing it to bow. That seems to please his sleeping mind as a happy hmm vibrates through his chest.

I look around in a panic, spotting my phone on the bedside table. I don’t know who I intended to call for help, but it doesn’t matter. The shivers running down my spine and the pooling in my panties make it impossibly hard to focus even as my finger tips brush the surface of the smooth wood. If I can just grab my phone I can-

Bucky’s sudden shift makes me gasp as he quickly throws a his leg over me and settles himself on my back.

He’s mounting me.

He’s fucking mounting me

All 260 pounds of super soldier rests itself on my back, pushing me down into the mattress and making it hard to breathe.

I can’t squirm away. Hell I can barley move.

His flesh hand quickly lands next to my head with a pomph as his metal snakes under my torso, crossing over my chest and gripping my shoulder. His hips start moving, grinding his throbbing erection back and forth over my ass. His grunts and growls in my ear as his thrusts get faster. It’s hot, it’s heavy, it’s wrong in so many ways.

And I loved it.

I could feel slick running down my thighs as I arched my back into his thrusts. I don’t know if he can feel it, or maybe he could freaking smell it, but Bucky plows his hips into mine, causing the headboard to smack into the wall, I cried out, a coil in my stomach growing tighter and tighter, feeling like it might snap at any second-

Bucky groans loudly in my ear, his pistoning hips faltering before coming to a stop as his body tenses. Then, with a satisfied grunt, he proceeds to pull a post but flop as he rolls off me and onto the other side of the bed, curling up in the blanket with a satisfied hum.

I lay on my back for a few moments, staring at the ceiling with my titties out as I try to process what just happened. The only thought that passes through my head is ‘if your gonna take advantage of me at least do it properly you pig’

With a huff I roll out of bed and plant my feet on the cold hardwood floor, getting up and walking over to grab a glass of water from the kitchen before heading back to my own bed, this time closing the door behind me.

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I awoke the next morning to the smell of pancakes and peppermint tea. Groggily I wandered out of bed to find Bucky in the kitchen, a Captain America apron that Sam had gotten him as a joke gift hung around his torso.

If Bucky remembers anything from last night he dosnt show it, simply smiling and offering me a good morning before filling his plate up with pancakes and moving to sit in the living room.

My cunt trembles as I watch him walk to the living room, the memories of how heavy he was and the way his scruff felt on my neck flooding back to me. I shake my head, filling up my plate and grabbing the cup of tea as Bucky turns on the news.

I can faintly hear the news reporter say the words “Captain America” and “Logos” which has me sprint-walking to the living room to see what was going on. I was expecting to see the Avengers boarding the Quin-jet after a successful mission.

Instead I round the corner just as the building above Steve blows up in a ball of fire.

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#bucky #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #chris evans #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x female reader #captain america #stucky #steve rogers x y/n #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky x y/n

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just-illegal · 2 years ago

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I am sorry, snake, but the strongest character in minecraft is still steve.

The player has 37 inventory slots (27 inventory slots + 9 hotbar + 1 offhand), meaning steve can walk around with 37 metric tons of water from almost the start of the game (only factoring in iron costs). But that doesn't even include shulker boxes, which all have 27 inventory slots each, meaning they can carry 999 metric tons of water at any given time.

I understand the urge to come up with a different answer. I understand the urge to be more correct than everyone else. I have that urge all the time. However, nothing can possibly be stronger than the player in minecraft, especially not an item, because steve can hold at least 999 times its weight at any given time. And that 999 number only goes for unstackable items. They could probably hold more weight in pure metal buckets.

blah blah minecraft steve can hold a billion million tonnes of gold in their inventory. fuck that. one cubic metre of water weighs ONE METRIC TONNE. THE BUCKET IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN ALL OF MINECRAFT

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thecheesiestcheese23 · 3 years ago

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the will to live ( was only a whisper before i went )

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR TECHNO'S PHIL'S QUACKITY'S AND SAM'S LORE STREAM

Rumors were hard to ignore.

They spread around, scattered in the wind as more and more people started to believe its faulty truth.

Rumors were hard to ignore, especially when the truth started to leak out. Technoblade had been gone for three months. Three months too long, in Phil’s opinion, but there was nothing he could do now. All he would do was wait and hope that Techno would be able to survive in the prison.

However, Phil would not worry so much if he didn’t know one key factor.

Techno was at one life. He had foolishly lost two of them in hypixel when he was a kid, too cocky and too confident for his own good. One misstep and one swing later, he rested at two lives. One faulty move and one arrow later, he was on his last life. He had learned enough from his mistakes, he told Phil one day, and he made sure to never make them again. He hid it from the rest of the world, joking around and acting as if he was still at three lives, rushing into battle at a moment’s notice.

Phil knew the possibilities of Techno coming back to him alive, and he knew that Techno knew that too. He had seen it in his eyes and in the way he moved, had seen right through him as if he were looking through ice. But he had let him go with a forced smile and a promise that they would see each other again, no matter how long that may be.

A will was placed in his hands with a promise to not open it for three months, but those three months had come and gone, and now the will rested in Phil’s hand, waiting to be opened and read.

Dear Philza Minecraft, the will began with.

I am going to the prison to visit Dream and make sure he’s alright. If I do not return within a few days, activate the pearl I left in our book club’s meeting room.

Of course, their pearl stasis chamber, how could Phil have forgotten? A laugh bubbled up and out of his throat, relief flooding through his body. There was hope after all, and a chance of getting Techno safely back to the Arctic. Not wasting a second more, Phil threw on his coat and ran outside, his wings taking flight.

His wings beat against the harsh winds, snow entangling itself between his feathers and his hair, clutching on for dear life at the speed he flew. Not soon enough, he was at the entrance of the stronghold. He barreled down the lava and landed in the water that rested below. He skidded on the ice, sliding through the corridors as he made his way through all the twists and turns.

He finally made his way to the portal room, hope coursing through his veins as he made his way to where Techno’s seat was and-

Oh.

The pearl was gone.

And with that, Philza broke, collapsing on the stone floor. Cries of anguish echoed throughout the empty room, never to be full again. At least then no one was there to witness him break. Techno was gone- gone for good this time.

And Phil had a strange feeling that even if the pearl was there, it would only teleport back Techno’s remains.

If the pearl is gone, well, it was nice knowing you. Look after the others for me when I’m gone.

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I left my valuables in a barrel hidden in the top floor’s ceiling and a chest under the stone in a corner of that one weird room under the house with the potions. Distribute them as you see fit. Please keep Steve and the foxes well-fed, the wolves can be released into the wilderness.

Steve was curled up on his owner's bed, the bed creaking against his weight. He whined, nose burying itself between his paws.

The foxes pulled at their leads, searching for the one with pink hair and kind words, but to no avail.

Yipping sounded throughout the forest, the once blood-hounds exploring the forest. They searched all around, but could not find the one they had gone to war with.

Tell Ranboo and Niki that they’re stronger than they know.

A knock sounded throughout the near-empty mansion, causing Ranboo to jump. He recognized the pattern of the knocks, a grin forming on his face.

“Phil! You startled me-” Ranboo smiled at the other as he opened the door, but it slipped off of his face as his gaze landed on Phil.

Phil’s hair was ruffled and dried tear tracks covered his face. He avoided eye contact as he spoke, voice wavering.

“Techno’s gone.”

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Niki was working away at her city, beads of sweat forming on her face as she moved objects around. Her city was coming together nicely, and she just needed to put some finishing touches to complete it.

However, she was interrupted by a knock at the entrance. She looked up in curiosity, recognizing the pattern as Phil’s.

“Phil! How nice of you to visit-” She said as she climbed up the staircase, coming face-to-face with Phil. She paused as she took his appearance in. “Are you okay?”

He shook his head wordlessly, “Techno’s gone.”

Tell Tommy that I hope he finds what he’s looking for, whatever that is.

The day was calm with a slight breeze rustling through the trees, a perfect day for Tommy to bring Shroud out.

“Remember what I taught you, big man, stay close to me, don’t wander off, if you see anyone, anyone at all, you alert me, and if I get into trouble, you run all the way back home and hide, okay?”

“Okay!” Shroud happily chirped from where they sat. “Can we go now?”

“Yeah, let’s go.” Tommy clutched Shroud’s hand, opening the door to reveal Philza, hand raised like he was about to knock.

“Philza Minecraft.” Tommy said, voice cold. He gestured at Shroud to leave the room, which they reluctantly did. “What do you want?”

“It’s about Techno.” Phil looked defeated as he spoke.

Tommy’s heart started to hammer in his chest as a pit started to form in his gut. If Phil was coming to him about Techno- then something was horribly wrong.

“What’s wrong with Techno?” He demanded.

“He’s gone.”

Phil, I’m glad I met you in this life.

“Where is he?”

The Warden looked up from where he sat, not surprised to see Phil’s face.

“Philza, what a pleasant surprise. What brings you here to the prison?”

“You know full well why I’m here, and I’m only going to ask once more. Where is Technoblade?” Phil spat out, rage coursing through his veins.

The Warden remained silent, the only sound filling the room being keys typing away.

“Listen, if you don’t give him to me, I’ll destroy this prison bit by bit until all that’s left of it is its charred remains.”

“You want him so bad? Fine.” With that, The Warden typed some words into the computer, and a circular tube similar to a coffin appeared out of the wall.

His heart dropped as he saw the tube, mind screaming as he dared to look at what was inside. He didn’t want to confirm his suspicions- but something urged his body to peer into the tube.

It was Techno’s body, scarred and burnt but still recognizable. He knew that Techno was dead, but confirming it just hurt so much more. “Who.” His voice was quiet, almost muted.

“Quackity.” The Warden simply said, eyes focused on the computer. “He’s in Las Nevadas.”

Phil wordlessly nodded, carefully picking up his body and cradling him in his arms. “Thank you,” with that, Philza walked outside and took off, tears slipping down his face.

For you, the world.

Techno’s grave was placed atop of the mountain.

The gravestone was carved with care, with the prettiest flowers blooming above it.

Five people came to his grave.

Ranboo mourned the loss of his mentor, and at the missed chance of showing Techno his family. He was sure that Michal would have loved Techno, even if the other was cold towards children. Techno’s axe was clenched tightly in his hand, his tears and the snow burning his skin, but he found that he didn’t have the energy to care.

Tubbo stood from afar when he visited, fists at his side as he felt both anger and sadness at the one six feet below. His mind screamed at the other for hurting him, for taking his childhood away so soon, but yet his body stood still as if he was made of stone.

Niki visited when she was sure no one was there, and she cried. She screamed at Techno for leaving and screamed at the world for taking her friend away too soon. She cried and yelled for what seemed like ages until her throat was sore and it felt like she swallowed shards of glass.

Tommy visited when it was still day out, allumins clutched tightly in his hand. He wordlessly planted them in the ground, dirt and tears staining his shirt. When he left, the Axe of Peace rested next to Techno’s grave.

Philza visited last, his feet dragging in the snow. He sat there in front of the grave, mind numb. He didn’t know how long he sat there but he knew that when he got up, it was day once more. Phil didn’t want the world if Techno wasn’t going to be in it, but he knew that Techno would want him to move on.

But there was something he had to do first.

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Clouds of smoke filled the air as a fire raged on Las Nevadas. Three people stood in front of the fire, gazing at the sight before them. Quackity laid dead beneath their feet.

“For Techno.” Phil said.

“For Techno.” They echoed.

I love you.

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