#minecraft sex

[kayakischaotic]

slimecicle: “you can put your Minecraft bed next to Mine I guess”

…

mariana: [plays clocks by coldplay]

[godmademewithoutarms]

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

[spaciebabie]

springtrap says the EVIL sex word because hes so so SCARY and evil and PURPLE AAAAA!!!!!! AAAAAA!!! SEX!!!!!!! MOUMMY!! HEEELP!!!!

[priskeys]

the minecraft article team wants us to fuck the mobs

[yusakiiiii]

The Crossover really was something. Here’s one of my favourite interactions. What’s yours?

Scott: I hate the gays!

*Joe Hills begins shooting Scott*

Scott: Joe I can say that! Joe I am gay!

Joe Hills: Okay, so not everybody has that context. My viewers don’t know that. I don’t know that.

Scott: I am very gay which is why I’ve said that Joe.

Joe Hills: That is a valuable bit of context to provide

Scott: I’m aggressively homosexual. I’m very aggressively homosexual Joe I thought everyone knew. It’s kinda my brand.

Joe Hills: There’s a lot of inter-audience cross pollination right now.

Scott: I did appreciate the aggressive nature you took right away though, that was a good ally.

Joe Hills: I do what I can.

Scott: I thought Joe when I said I’m gonna say the one slur I can you’d have picked up.

Oli: Did you say a slur?

Scott: No I didn’t. I said when Jimmy was copying me I was tempted to do it and then I said “I hate the gays” and then Joe decided to shoot me cos he didn’t realise I was gay. Even though I’m aggressively homosexual.

Joe Hills: I don’t have time to know every gay person!

If you want to watch this properly. Go to the 2:40:00 mark in this video: https://www.youtube.com/live/2heYeEOTqrw?si=a1urB22nQZZPq_tk

[carnivorousarcher]

android seawatt and redbo but uh uh uh redbos manhandling him a lil

-🔧 (gonna start signing off here too)

you mean like a lot.

wrong gold version and yellow version but it just looked better with the blue im sorry

[tedthetalk]

My Minecraft worldbuilding goes crazy ACTUALLY. Villager language with grammatical gender correlating to each job (+ traveller) in contrast to the latin-like (dead) enchanting table language. Commands as hand signs that make you look like you’re casting a spell. Player heath hunger and armor bars (+ the inventory 2x2 crafting slots) showing up as tattoos. Players distinguishing each other with their clothing color combo instead of what we would recognize as ‘names’

[blufox234isadumbname]

pillowtalk

[macbethz]

GAMES AS INTIMACY

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, Gabrielle Zevin // DIE, Kieron Gillen and Stephanie Hans // Disco Elysium, ZA/UM // Existenz (1999) dir. David Cronenberg // The Beginner's Guide, Everything Unlimited Ltd // Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow // Black Mirror "Striking Vipers," Charlie Booker // DIE concept sketches by Stephanie Hans // Minecraft End Poem, Julian Gough

[somniphobicwonderland]

I had a dream that CC!Grian wrote a story where he and Scar’s Minecraft characters had sex. It was a slow burn.

Also I was trying to read this media in a place that was full of these huge awesome, scary Yokai themed animatronics, because of course I was.

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

HAPPY SEX IN MINECRAFT DAY

SEX IN MINECRAFT IS 1 YEAR OLD TODAY

Grandma is dead.🗣️🎧🔊🔥

[nom-de-plume-system]

my ultimate ace moment yet: I don't understand hookup culture

[spaciebabie]

sometimes i make posts where i say soemthing asinine or goofy on purpose and im just thinking back to my "im having sex" post beecuz i was just thinking to myself, "oh wait what if someone saw that post and assumed i was serious when i made it" like can you imagine getting freaky with someone and they whip out their phone like "WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need to blog about this"

[kebbybites]

sex in minecraft day

i don't have any evidence of me having sex (in minecraft) but it happened tho i promise

[ninjasmudge]

[puts my hand on your shoulder] bro the 'is the lamb amab or afab' question is so stupid dude, canonically the answer is neither. in that world, anyone can have kids with anyone, these characters very clearly arent from a species with two sexes, there is no male or female in here, gender is entirely separate from biology in this world dude. this is not an either/or situation, all the followers are both bro, theyre hermaphroditic, can you hear me?