#minecraft near me ps4

[shockingunleashed]

Write-Up: Finding Comfy Controllers. Critiques, Evaluation. - Elder Scrolls On-line

Select essentially the most current version quantity (until contraindicated, as we mentioned in an earlier lesson, by the specific needs of a mod in question). Anyway, back to the question of, what did it convey to the desk? Look over that page, read the first few, and then come back later when that you must know extra. Resource packs are nice for altering the look of a world, however to change the conduct of a world, you need to write some Java, or no less than edit some JSON files. So that's all it is advisable to know as to how to install Minecraft mods for Computer. And surf Youtube for Minecraft walkthroughs / Let's Play / Yogscast movies. Close this folder again and click on the Shaderpack you wish to play with. This could be a bit difficult because some sites might host infected information filled with malware and viruses, and you don’t want that.

JoyToKey: free but you can buy a license to support the developer. Library and press enter; then open 'Application Support' and at last 'minecraft'. If you are not sure of how to fix this, we recommend opening a Reside Chat or submitting a help ticket to our modpacks workforce. I've carried out this, and successfully created a trivial mod with it, but it is probably not where you need to begin. Mammoths are certainly one of the most important animals from this mod. One map that requires a resource pack is Mysterious East. Minecraftwiki's Map downloads tutorial. Not all Minecraft mods are created equal, so some may trigger crashes, corrupt save information or make the sport unplayable altogether. To get one of many objects you created in your mod, begin a world in inventive mode, then press 'e', click on on the rightmost tab of your stock, and scroll to the underside; you need to see it on the underside proper. Now to try consuming your meals, press Play, wield the brand new item as above, then switch to survival mode (/gamemode 0), run round until you get hungry (the wine glasses on the lower right of the HUD will begin emptying), then right click and hold. If it complains about hunks of patches not making use of, attempt it once more after installing the stipulations listed on the page linked above (e.g. "sudo apt-get set up wine astyle").

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Observe that and then the essential Gadgets tutorial, and press 'Play' in Eclipse. To get a feel for it, watch the trailer, the official four half beginner's tutorial, a third-party tutorial, and a few pop track parodies based mostly on the game. Be at liberty to send me an email if you dont see it after april 2013! See any of the numerous tutorials for tips on learn how to obtain and run the installer. This used to be laborious, but not too long ago that they had a genius concept: create a easy installer. This is hard, and you may have to help, a minimum of to get began. However obviously, this is just the primary stage of growth for many lifeforms, and many of them have some kind of requirements that have to be met before they are often dropped at life. You absolutely have met totally different sorts of mobs, corresponding to pigs, chickens, horses, cows, bats, mooshrooms, and so forth. However after you have put in this mod, additionally, you will discover other creatures, similar to dinosaurs ! To make issues much more complicated, mods usually have incomplete or non-existent documentation. Remember to vote in the poll below and share your personal favorite things to do down under in the remark part.

If in vanilla, the mod can tell you info like an entity’s health, name, and look, however for blocks, it shows you things like the share till a block is broken and whether or not the block is harvestable or not. Copy the mod .jar file(s) you downloaded to the “mods” folder, found contained in the .minecraft folder. Copy the class files from the mod into the .jar file and exit. Simply install Forge, obtain the mod and replica it into your Mods folder. Head over to guide to installing minecraft mods or try the Minecraft Mod Checklist for a fairly updated record of the most recent mod variations and obtain areas. Once highlighted, drag the recordsdata to the minecraft folder, changing the recordsdata and confirming the action when prompted. Once highlighted, drag the information to the minecraft.jar folder, replacing the files and confirming the motion when prompted. If you utilize Linux, the launcher you want is Minecraft.jar.

[gomgeomeogmeogmy]

Pittsie headcanons bc this angel deserves attention

He is a god at giving hugs

He absolutely loves to hug people and pick people up

He always smells really nice for some reason

His hair is super soft 24/7

He’s a huge video game nerd, first person shooters and puzzle games are his favorites

He plays on PS4 and computer

His favorite color is forest green, this just makes sense to me okay

He loves geese

Absolutely fucking loves them

He is scarily good at making animals trust him, even wild birds will just randomly land next to him and pester him, sometimes they even land ON him

Everyone says that birds do this because they think he’s a tree, but he doesn’t care he’s just happy the animals trust him

He doesn’t kill bugs if he finds them inside he alway relocated them back outside

He’s the best driver in the group and is always the designated driver on road trips, at least for the first part of them

He has a record player and a HUGE collection of records for it that he takes care of as if they were his children

Has a lot of random scars all over his body that all have really funny/weird stories behind them that he loves to tell people

He loves telling people stories in general about anything, even if some of them are made up

His laugh is the most contagious thing ever, it’s so perfectly loud and bubbly and happy that when you hear it you can’t help but join in laughing with him

He really likes crystals and has a huge collection of them, he doesn’t know what any of them do he just likes that they’re pretty and shiny

He’s a god at Minecraft, he very rarely dies; has beaten the ender dragon multiple times, always has full diamond gear within an hour of starting a world, and is fucking INCREDIBLE at building

He has a hardcore Minecraft world that he’s had for a little over 4 months and he’s only had 3 near death experiences

[penpalkingdom]

Hello! My name is Xani and I am 21 years old.

I am in search of a kawaii themed penpal!!!

I love making cute, small packages and writing letters to people.

About me:

I really love kawaii things as well as pastel pink!!

My favorite characters are Hatsune Miku, Totoro, Molang, as well as Pusheen.

I live in a small apartment with my dog and my boyfriend, we are looking to buy a kitten in the near future.

I am a college drop out, due to my mental health, I have a handful of mental illnesses that make my day to day life difficult, especially when it comes to going outside and being I'm public.

I am nonbinary, but I do use the pronouns she/they

I love playing videogames!!! But I only have a standard laptop that is a few years old, so it doesnt run most games. All I can play on it is Minecraft and Among Us. I do want to play Genshin Impact (my boyfriend plays it on his PS4), and I have played a few other games on the PS4 as well, such as Until Dawn. I am currently saving up for a gaming PC so I can play cute as well as horror games. I love horror even though I love cutesy romantic things as well. 

I am looking for a penpal who can put the same effort into packages and letters as I do, as I believe that is fair. I am US based, and due to COVID-19, I am only looking for a penpal that is in the US as well.

Contact on tumblr: http://bananapockycat.tumblr.com/

[loreweaver-universe]

And that’s the episode.  And the season!

Glimmer has been healed, Brightmoon has been defended, and the Princess Alliance is whole again.  On the Horde’s side, Catra got promoted, Entrapta has even more tricks up her sleeve, and Scorpia...was there, I guess?

Overall, I felt the episode was a bit cramped.  Adora vs Catra got some focus, which was cool, but the villainous trio overall--who are my favorite characters in the show by a wide margin--didn’t get much screentime.  It’s Adora’s show, yes, but the trio were there--but Entrapta got one fun moment near the start and then was basically a non-entity for the rest of the episode, and Scorpia got it even worse--her fight was about five shots long, and she got one gag and zero other impact.

Oh well.  Seeing the princesses fight together was nifty, seeing Adora’s powers develop was nifty, and the fact that I wasn’t sure who was going to win was actually fairly suspenseful.

“Nifty” doesn’t really push it into the top, though.  This show is at its best when it’s being funny (Light Hope) or is focused on Adora’s personal relationships (In the Shadows of Mystacor, and especially Promise).  The action sequences are kind of just pretty good; rarely have they impacted me much at all.  As a result, The Battle for Brightmoon comes in at my new #6 for the series, between The Beacon and The Sword, Part 2.

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[evilisk-played]

Incomplete Games in 2020

They can’t all be winners

Minecraft vs. Zombies 2 System: PC Genre: Tower Defense (PVZ Subgenre)

Yes, you read that right. There exists a Plants vs. Zombies fangame... featuring Minecraft... and also Touhou for some reason... and it’s not even the ONLY game with all of these identifiers. It’s actually a neat game despite the layers of bootlegness here. The only reason I didn’t finish this is because one level, 2-11, is really dumb. Without spoiling anything, it has an interface screw that not only makes it near impossible to win, but I’m pretty sure is gonna send the wrong type of person into a seizure. Now, it may have just been my computer settings (I’m looking at footage at this, and the flashing lights aren’t nearly as bad on other people’s playthroughs) but on my version of the game, with my laptop? Holy shit is the effect disconcerting, and I’m not even an epileptic person.

It’s a neat game with some great ideas for what a PVZ sequel should have been, but fuck doing that level. That game needs an update, and that update needs to remove the flashing lights.

Suikoden System: PS3 (PS1 Classics) Genre: JRPG

I’ve been meaning to play this since that Suikoden spiritual successor got crowdfunded. I gave this game about three hours before dropping it. It just felt like a slog. Nothing in the three hours I played was interesting from a story perspective (oh gee, I sure am surprised that the empire ordering me to collect overdue taxes was actually super duper corrupt*) to the gameplay (three hours in and still no skills. Also JRPG’s with random encounter systems that aren’t like Labyrinth of Touhou or Etrian Odyssey are the worst)

*seriously, has there even been a JRPG where the words “taxes��� have been uttered and they haven’t been connected to some super corrupt evil empire?

Crypt of the Necrodancer System: PS4 Genre: Roguelike / Rhythm Game

Add this to the list of games that become unplayable without a functioning d-pad. Seriously, it’s only the one button (the down button) but apparently that’s all it takes

Wild Arms 3 System: PS4 (PS2 Classics) Genre: JRPG

The game I’m most disappointed in not finishing. I’m actually really starting to enjoy the complexity of the battle system (despite how slow it takes for actual battles to play out). No one says I can’t finish it next year, of course, but I do regret putting this game off for so long.

Unravel System: PS4 Genre: Puzzle Platformer

Not sure why I decided to play this as I do not like puzzle games or platformers, let alone puzzle platformers. It’s a perfectly okay game for everyone else, just not for me

Demon Crystals  System: PS4 Genre: Twin Stick Shooter (with RPG elements)

Okay so I’m not actually ashamed to say I didn’t finish this. I picked this up on the cheap, gave it a few levels and eventually dropped it since it didn’t feel worth finishing. Instead of having tailor made levels with interesting challenges like a good little shmups, this game has randomly generated enemies and powerups on each level. The only reason this game is beatable is because 1) it has unlimited continues and 2) there’s a leveling system to ensure that eventually, you’ll be able to clear a level, not because of skill, but because you’re a high enough level to tank more hits.

I really wanted to like this, just because it has a neat, Ghosts N Goblin-style aesthetic but this just ended up being whatever. As a game, it is as passible and playable as it is forgettable.

[creativityandcrying]

The SSSS: Chapter 3: The First Clue

"Sooo, what should we do now?" Winston asks, the boredom spilling from his voice.

"Could we head over to Tess's house? Her moms would be fine if we all chilled there. Plus there's WiFi and pizza rolls!!" Octavia grins, standing up and stretching, the pops making Winston cringe. The blonde stands up as well and nods.

"Yea, let me call them to double check and I'll grab us an uber while y'all grab your stuff."

CJ helps everyone gather their things while Tessa asks for permission and calls the uber.

"Thank you Ms.Ann." CJ mumbles under their breath as they slid into the uber.

"How ya know it was Mrs.T and not Ms.C?" Octavia asks, her sharp ears catching the mumble easily.

"Cause she knows Mama is a hard ass while Momma is a big ole softie for y'all!" Tessa giggles, the contagious sound spreading to Winston. The uber driver cracks a smile at the joyful group.

They arrive soon at the Smith household, Winston unlocking the front door carefully and kicking it open dramatically.

"Mama Smithhhhhh! Momma Annnnnnnnn!" he yells, eyes sparkling and a grin overtaking his face.

"Winnieeee!!" A high pitched voice yells back from inside. Winston dashes inside and with a joyous laugh he gets caught in a hug by a pink haired woman. She squeezes him tight, ignoring the fact he can't breathe. The other teens stroll in casually, shutting the door behind them calmly.

"Welcome home love, me and Antoinette are going to go out for dinner later tonight so don't be alarmed if we aren't home later." A calm voice washes over the other teens, a dark arm giving Tessa a comforting hug.

"And we might stay the night at a hotel! Don't wait up!" Mrs.Smith's wife cheers, still hugging her unofficially adopted son.

"Hi Mrs.Smith, how's Ms.Smith?" CJ asks politely, automatically helping the black woman with the dishes. Mrs.Smith smiles gently before answering.

"She's alright, obviously." She mutters, shooting a concerned glance at her cackling wife. Tessa grins as she joins Octavia's snickering at Winston flailing slightly in Ms.Ann's grip.

"Baby! Let the poor boy go! You'll break his back!" Mama Smith shouts from the sink. Ann smiles sheepishly before releasing Winston. The boy huffs dramatically as Ms.Ann apologizes.

"Go up to my room! I'll grab some snacks." Tessa says while rummaging through the fridge. Cj apologies for not helping finish the dishes but drags Winston away from his chattering with Ms.Ann. Octavia quickly follows.

"The usual?" Tessa shouts up the stairs, getting various noises of agreement from the others. She grabs drinks and snacks, accepting her mother's forehead kisses before going up to her room. She sits in an available spot, giving everyone their designated snacks.

"What the hell is our plan now?" Cj asks, licking the remnants of their sour patch kids off their fingers.

"I-, actually I have zero clue." Tessa says, deciding to just sip her lemonade in silence.

"I think Esmeralda said she'd appear around this time, it's near noon right?" Winston asks before stuffing his face with bbq chips. Octavia quickly gets distracted by the Ps4, putting down her redbull to play minecraft. A few minutes pass before a poof of green smoke appears in the middle of the bedroom.

"Esme!! Nice to see you again!" Octavia cheers sarcastically. Esmeralda rolls two of her eyes and turns to Winston,

"So, I have the location of where the first portal appeared, go investigate it." She demands coldly, dropping a slip of paper into Winston's open hand. Cj raises an eyebrow at the rude behavior.

"What are you going to be doing?" they ask, sipping their bottled coffee.

"I'll be doing more important work than you, others." Esmeralda replies, her nose stuck up and arms crossed.

"Make this trip quick and snappy, you have more work to do." And with those words she disappears once more. Cj scrunches their nose as they think about the witch.

"Dang she gets more stuck-up everytime she visits" Octavia complains.

"I guess we should get going." Tessa mumbles, standing up and stretching. Winston unfolds the scrap of paper and reads out the coordinates.

"Really? The North West kinda of location? Just use the closest address oh my lordy." Winston grumbles as he reads the slip.

"What are the coordinates?" Cj asks, motioning to Tessa to get out her phone. While Winston repeats the numbers, Tessa punches it into her phone.

"It's the HardGill warehouse number 16 on Whipple St." She announces with a smile. Cj chuckles as the blonde gets smothered in hugs by the two immortals.

"That's not even 10 minutes away by walking!" Winston says with his trademark smile.

The group of friends walk to the warehouse yard and quickly find the correct building. They enter the building and Octavia quickly gets distracted with Winston.

"This is where I got my head cut off!" He exclaims, the sound echoing in the building

"Oh dang really?" Octavia is almost overcome with laughter as she listens to Winston.

"You should have heard Tessa screaming, she was so shocked pfttttt."

"I bet she was freaked!"

CJ rolls their eyes and searches the building along with Tess.

"Cj! I think I found- woah!" In her search, Tess moves round a bunch of empty boxes, finding a note but causing the box tower to topple over. CJ quickly uses their tall body to hit the falling boxes away from Tessa.

"Be more careful T! You're seriously gonna get hurt one of these days!" They scold, hands on their hips and a concerned filled frown. Tessa gives her older friend a small smile.

"Sorry Cj, I know you worry." She says, before grabbing the note. She walks over to an empty spot and sits on a crate, reading the yellowed paper.

"It's in latin, you know what it says? I think I understand the first few words but Octavia isn't the best language teacher." Tessa smiles apologetically as she hands the note to Cj.

"Ut me uhum atque unicum. To my one and only. That's all I can get figured out." Cj grumbles, eyebrows furrowing and lips pursed. They look over to Winston and Octavia, who were currently climbing the towers of crates and jumping from pile to pile, their laughs echoing throughout the warehouse. Cj sighs and glances over at Tessa.

"You wanna get them down here or should I?" Cj asks. Tessa nudges them in the side.

"You know I'd be joining them if I could." she admits. Cj laughs softly and ruffles Tessa's blonde locks before cupping their hands around their mouth and letting out a shout. Winston and Octavia stop instantly.

"Come on guys! Let's focus and translate this note!" They say with a grin once the immortals get down from their makeshift playground. Octavia chuckles and rubs the back of her neck with a smile.

"Sorry Cee." She says, Winston sits on Tessa with a mischievous grin, plucking the note out of her hand. Ignoring her struggling and empty threats he translates the notes.

"It says To my one and only. You found my clue! good job .The next is where the lonely go. To forget their problems. Their mind fills with haze with every sip of the amber." He looks up and smiles at Cj

"By the way Cj, keep studying latin, your butchering of the language is disgraceful!"

"Get off me ya big lump of tin!" Tessa shouts, hitting the bigger boy.

"Ah ah ah, what's the magic words?" Winston asks teasingly.

"I know what the answer to the riddle is!" She says, still squirting from under her friends weight. Octavia pushes Winston off instantly.

"Where?" She asked, pride shining in her eyes. Cj chuckles and helps Winston up.

"Where is itT?" They ask, brushing the dust off of Winston's shoulders.

"The bar! Where lonely people drink to forget." she says, getting up.

Winston grins and nudges Tess in the side.

"Smarty pants." He teases. Tess grins and pockets the note. Octavia googles the nearest bars and shows the list to her friends.

"But which one? There's at least 7 nearby." She says,

"Well, what are they called? Maybe there's a clue or sum." Winston plucks the phone from Octavia and scrolls through the list.

"What do you two think? Narrow it down for us." Tessa says, leaning over Winstons shoulder to take a look.

"Not the Hilltop, it's small enough that someone would have noticed the next clue already." Winston mumbles, thinking out loud.

"Probably not Belltower,it's really new and has tight security." Octavia replies, noticing Winstons line of thinking.

"Maybe the Silver Pick? It's big and popular."

"It's been shut down for a few months for renovations" The two immortals throw ideas back and forth, discarding each establishment for one reason or another. Tessa takes another glance at the list of bars, searching her head for an answer. Leaning back over Winston's shoulder, she pipes up.

"How about The Secret Note?" Pointing a painted nail to a bar on the list.

"That actually makes sense. It's a mildly popular place, but not very well known,the bouncers can be easily bribed. Its off an alley on Jay Blv." Cj talks to themself while pacing back and forth.

"How bout we check there first,then rethink it if it's not there?" Octavia suggests, stopping Cj in their tracks.The group of friends leave the warehouse, chattering excitedly.

[evesbeve]

Lasagna: Paranormal Despacito

I did a livestream on YouTube, and wrote a one-shot with everyone watching. This is the result!

#LasagnaSquad

#AnxietyShipping

Summary: Lasagna Man has kidnapped Lloyd, and Jay has to save him. An adventure about falling in love, meeting new friends, and T-posing while singing Despacito.

Ninjago, 24th June 2018, 14:37

It was a nice noon in Ninjago. Cole was experimenting with food, when he felt something weird in his body. It was as if he was being possessed.

And he was.

Casper the ghost was very bored and took over his body to have fun. He took some tea from Wu's tea shelf and threw it in the lasagna. Then, he passed out.

It was Lloyd's turn to try out Cole's cooking. The ninja took turns eating it, since it was so terrible. With sorrow in his eyes, Lloyd took a bite.

He felt dizzy.

He was about to call Kai for help, but before he could say anything, he disappeared with the bowl of lasagna in hand.

Jay, who was at the room next door, heard a mini explosion. He ran to the kitchen, and was shocked to see Cole passed out. He slapped him.

"Wake up, Cole!" Jay said, slapping him. "What happened?"

Cole opened his eyes and stared at Jay. "Jay, Casper possessed me. Before I passed out completely, I saw Lloyd disappear. He popped out of existence. You have to help him."

And then, Cole passed out once again.

Jay knew what he had to do. He summoned his dragon while doing cyclondo at the same time, because I miss it since the Hagemans got rid of it. He went to his dad's lab and found his updated Borg Watch.

He looked into the screen of the tool and spotted some lasagna paranormal activity in a random dimension. He quickly pressed on the screen and teleported…

But he clicked on the wrong option, sending him somewhere else.

Queens, 24th June 2018, 15:49

Peter was at the verge of crying as he walked out of Stark Industries. He couldn't believe Tony didn't let him take part in their next mission. He was an Avenger! It was just unfair.

Peter looked up at the sky and saw a shooting star… but it was daytime! He soon realised it was nothing else but a screaming teenager falling from the sky.

Peter quickly shot some spider-webs and caught the young man, saving him from sure death.

"It's okay, buddy, I've got you now. You're safe!" Peter said, landing somewhere safe.

"I HAVE FINGERS!" Jay screamed, looking at his hands.

Peter was confused by the brunet's reaction. He looked at him, making eye contact.

He was beautiful.

He had never seen someone so beautiful. His freckles were adding to his adorableness. His bright blue eyes were staring back at him with the same curiosity.

"H-Hi…" Jay said, breaking the silence first. "Thanks for saving me."

"It's my job, don't worry about it." Peter said, placing him on the ground. It had only been a few seconds and he already missed his warmth. "I'm Peter."

"I'm gay." Jay said, and quickly regretted his choice of words. "I MEANT JAY!"

"Oh, you aren't?" Peter mumbled, disappointment filling his eyes. "Anyway, I was just-"

"Oh no! I forgot about Lloyd!" Jay interrupted.

"Who is Lloyd?" Peter asked.

"One of my best friends. He is like family. I have to save him!"

"I'll help!" Peter said. "It's not like I have anything left to do here."

"Okay, then let's go!" Jay said, grabbing Peter's arm and tapping on his watch's screen.

It was the best three seconds of Peter's life.

Detroit, 24th June 2039, 16:32

"Connor, stop licking the evidence for once in your life!" Hank complained, as Connor put the weird substunce on the floor into his mouth.

"It's… Strange." Connor said, after analyzing it. "It's thirium but it has lasagna in it."

"Pfff!" Hank huffed. "What kind of sick person would do that? More food for Sumo, I guess."

Suddenly, they heard two voices coming from the opening of the cave. They saw the shadow of two silhouettes holding hands.

"Stay back, Connor." Hank ordered, and Connor obeyed.

They soon came face to face with two teenage boys, who looked very lost, confused, but also… in love.

"Hi." Connor stepped in front of Hank, seeing how they were harmless. "My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by CyberLife. And you are?"

"I'm Peter Parker, also known as Spider-man in my dimension." Peter said, smiling.

"My name is Jay." Jay said. "Jay Walker."

Suddenly, Hank bursted into laughter. "HIS NAME IS JAY WALKER."

Peter glared at him and held Jay's hand tighter. "Don't you dare insult him, whatever-your-name-is!"

"I'm Hank Anderson." Hank said, holding back a laugh. "We're investigating a homicide."

"A homicide?" Jay gasped. "LLOYD IS DEAD?"

"We have yet to discover a body." Connor explained. "But there are traces of lasagna leading deep in this cave."

"I guess we should just team up, since we are looking for the same thing." Peter suggested, and no one went against it.

The group walked deeper into the cave, and suddenly, they heard a noise.

"TAKE COVER!" Jay screamed and fell on top of Peter to protect him.

A cheeseball flew past them.

Peter wanted to thank him, but he had no time, as another attack occured.

"What the fuck is happening?" Hank asked, clearly annoyed and shocked.

"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, DISRESPECT MY CHEESE."

The group looked ahead, seeing a yellow android standing in front of a cage.

On further notice, Jay realised that Lloyd was there!

"That's him! That's my friend!" Jay pointed at him. "Lloyd, are you okay?"

And then, something unbelievable happened.

"I'm okay, but fRESH AVOCADOO!"

"Is he always like that?" Peter asked.

"No…" Jay mumbled. "Something is wrong."

"I scanned him." Connor said. "He seems to be influenced by the lasagna. He can only meme, sing and rap."

"That's amazing." Hank snorted.

"Press F to pay respects." Lloyd said, tears rolling down his cheeks. He needed this to stop.

"I am sorry." Connor said. "The PS4 controller does not have an F. You can choose between the square, the triangle, the circle, and X."

"Oh, for fuck's sake, Connor, let's just kill this guy." Hank said, pointing his gun at the Lasagna Deviant.

A cheeseball fell on Jay's Borg Watch, and an explosion happened. In a matter of seconds, they all disappeared.

Minecraft, 24th June 2018, 17:38

Jay groaned, opening his eyes. He felt something soft. He looked around him, only to see that he was sitting on top of Peter.

His heart was beating fast and he just couldn't stop thinking about getting closer to the other teen.

"Oh no…" Hank mumbled. "It can't be…"

The lieutenant looked around him, in shock. As a millennial, he knew exactly where he was.

Minecraft.

"My powers are only becoming stronger here!" Lasagna Man said, standing up. "Prepare to die!"

"Not so fast!" Lloyd said. "I have the power of God and anime by my side!"

"That's right, deviant!" Connor stood next to Lloyd. "Even though I am a deviant myself-"

"You're going down!" Peter said, helping Jay up.

"Noteblocks, go!" Jay said, and music started playing.

Lloyd T-posed, determined to stop Lasagna Man.

"My name is Lloyd,

you're a stupid android.

My rhymes are sick

and you'll die quick."

Lasagna Man T-posed too, hatred in his eyes.

"I'm a lasagna,

and I'm a brotha.

Do you know da way?

I am going to slay!"

Connor stepped in, T-posing hardcore.

"My software is stronger

You're like internet explorer!

Give up,

or get-"

Hank interrupted Connor, smirking and T-posing.

"-FUCKED!"

Jay and Peter got up as one, T-posing, feeling stronger than ever.

"We met two hours ago,

our love is real, here we go.

Our gayness sends you to hell

while we're going to taco bell."

Lloyd broke the T-post first, dabbing. Then everyone followed.

"DE

SPA

CITO!"

And everyone joined in, singing the lyrics, which they absolutely knew to heart.

"Now is your chance, Lloyd!" Jay yelled. "The final blow! Only you can stop this!"

Lloyd cleared his throat, and built a guitar. "I DON'T WANNA DO THE DISHES, NO MORE, I DON'T WANNA DO THE DISHES, NO MORE!"

Lasagna Man fell on his knees. "No… You're too strong…"

"You'll never win, Lasagna Man!" Jay said. "It's over!"

"NOOOOOO!" Lasagna Man screamed and exploded.

It was raining cheese.

"Oh nice, food for Sumo!" Hank said, putting it all in the fridge he just built. Because Minecraft.

"Jay, I don't feel so good…" Peter mumbled, sensing the end was near.

"Oh no!" Jay said, looking at his watch. "We hit the nuclear note! We have to get out of here before we die with this universe!"

Peter used his spider-webs to tie everyone together, and Jay teleported them all back to Detroit, where they said goodbye to Hank and Connor.

Then, they went back to Queens.

"I'll give you guys a moment." Lloyd said, turning away.

"Jay…" Peter said, holding both of the teenager's hands in his. "You showed me that I don't need to be depended on someone else. I can save the world on my own. But today, you saved my world."

Jay felt tears forming in his eyes. "You saved my world too, Peter. I will never forget this or you. You're the most perfect person I've ever met."

The two teenagers leaned in, closing their eyes. Before they knew it, their lips were touching, and they were kissing.

Jay was the first one to pull away, making eye contact again. He couldn't believe he wouldn't see these beautiful eyes again. "I love you, Peter."

Peter nodded, tears running down his own cheeks. "I love you too, Jay. We will meet again."

"Yes. For now, this is goodbye, my love."

The two teenagers handshaked, and then Jay disappeared with Lloyd.

Ninjago, 24th June 2018, 18:27

"We're back, my homies! Alexa, play despacito." Lloyd said, sitting on the couch.

"Cool bro." Kai said.

"We met an android." Jay added.

"Other than me?" Zane asked.

"And Jay has a boyfriend now." Lloyd said, teasing the blue ninja. "Dab on the haters, my homies."

"JAY HAS A BOYFRIEND!?" Cole screamed, finally waking up.

It was going to be a long evening.

THE END.

[studioweus]

no worries at all! i've been busy too, i'm so ready for the break coming up 😭 hope you're having chill weekends too!

hmm, song recs you say? 🤔 lately i've been slightly obsessed with 'here with me' by daniel blake (it's a cover) and it's so good! i also love 'dandelions' by ruth b. and 'better days' by dermot kennedy 💕 let me know your honest opinion, i wanna get a better idea of your music taste! and please do recommend me some songs :D

i know! left & right and home are too good! exactly, home is so calming and healing 🥺 makes me want to get wrapped up in a blanket, with some hot chocolate~

yeah, exams are coming up...😭😭 thank you! hopefully i do well 😬 and omg i get you! i have a few games on steam but mainly on ps4, and like i keep buying games but they pile up 'cause i never have time to play them haha. ooh adventure games, those are so nice! the only ones i know are gta v (love that game), acnh (my guilty pleasure, although i don't feel that guilty about it tbh), and minecraft, although i've never played modded minecraft, and i'm pretty bad at it too haha, i just like playing and building mediocre houses to get through the night 😂 i love games like that too, adventure ones! my all-time favorite is the uncharted series! the graphics are amazing and i love the adventure aspect. i also really like infamous: second son, the last of us, telltale games (like the wolf among us, the walking dead, tales from the borderlands) i could go on and on haha

sort of! guitar no, although i could probably learn a few songs again, and i do remember a few songs on the piano :) i'm determined to learn one song from a game on the piano, so i can play it and wow people haha! but yeah it was definitely very fun! and as for books, i could honestly read anything. i'm reading the martian now, but i also have books on true stories, mystery and crime, random cringey romance books, like my taste in books is all over the place! what about you? tennis was really fun! it was just something i did in my own time, i did lessons at a place near my house with a few other people, it's not something i ever got seriously into which was probably for the best haha

me too, soft stan all the way!! fear era (for example) was honestly *chef's kiss* but their cute happy concepts are definitely my favorite! ^-^

- secret carat 🎄

hello!! i hope you have a relaxing weekend and/or winter break!~

out of the songs that you mentioned, i only knew 'dandelions' but 'here with me' is so soft 🥺 and 'better days' is very uplifting! i ended up listening to more dermot kennedy songs after i played that one haha thank you for the recs! 🥰 hm, my current repeats playlist includes 'betelgeuse' by yuuri, 'square' by baek yerin, and 'this december' by ricky montgomery!

i hope your exams went swimmingly! (this is assuming you're done but if you still have some upcoming ones, you got this!! 🙌) LOL yeah it's like you gotta buy this game while it's on sale or smth but then you never get around to it because there's no time :( it's an endless cycle haha i'm actually not the best at modded minecraft either since there's so much to keep track of but it's fun! i do love the building aspect of minecraft in general, it's very relaxing (until a creeper destroys your house because mobgriefing is on LMAO) oh man i haven't taken a look at my island in a while, i keep losing motivation to work on it. hopefully your island looks more presentable than mine! 😅 does your island have a certain theme to it?

ooh i haven't played any of the uncharted games before but i heard they're good! i heard they were releasing a movie? 👀 feels kinda sus but i don't really know too much about the game to make any judgments haha i've been meaning to get into some telltale games - notably tales from the borderlands, because i really liked bl2! adventure games are so much fun ;-; esp if the storyline really gets you hooked

yay!! what song were you planning to learn on piano, if you don't mind me asking? o: that will definitely wow people, for sure!! ooh the martian - i've watched the movie but i had to look it up to see if it was based on a novel because i never knew that wow haha random cringey romance books, i feel that. i normally read mystery and crime as well actually! i also love anything that is fantasy/alternate universe-ish. but i recently read 'you've reached sam' because my friend told me it was all over tiktok and she wanted to read it, but she was scared it'd be too sad. so i took one for the team and read it for her, and man i was bawling every chapter LOL

haha i understand the not getting into it seriously. as long as you find it fun, that's really all that matters! have you gotten into other sports as well o:

soft stans!! 🥰 fear is absolutely *chef's kiss* i agree 100% but yes, the happier concepts are just so :(((

it's almost christmas!! wait actually.. do you celebrate christmas? and if so, do you have any family/friend traditions? :D and if you don't celebrate christmas, do you still get together with friends and/or family for holiday festivities?

i hope you're staying safe and warm! (if it's cold where you are! otherwise, pls keep cool if it's too hot LOL)

[gta5apkz]

Grand Theft Auto

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[penpalkingdom]

Hello! My name is Xani and I am 21 years old.

I am in search of a kawaii themed penpal!!!

I love making cute, small packages and writing letters to people.

About me:

I really love kawaii things as well as pastel pink!!

My favorite characters are Hatsune Miku, Totoro, Molang, as well as Pusheen.

I live in a small apartment with my dog and my boyfriend, we are looking to buy a kitten in the near future.

I am a college drop out, due to my mental health, I have a handful of mental illnesses that make my day to day life difficult, especially when it comes to going outside and being I'm public.

I am nonbinary, but I do use the pronouns she/they

I love playing videogames!!! But I only have a standard laptop that is a few years old, so it doesnt run most games. All I can play on it is Minecraft and Among Us. I do want to play Genshin Impact (my boyfriend plays it on his PS4), and I have played a few other games on the PS4 as well, such as Until Dawn. I am currently saving up for a gaming PC so I can play cute as well as horror games. I love horror even though I love cutesy romantic things as well. 

I am looking for a penpal who can put the same effort into packages and letters as I do, as I believe that is fair. I am US based, and due to COVID-19, I am only looking for a penpal that is in the US as well.

My tumblr is @bananapockycat

[fuzzy-melonlord]

So I want to preface this with, when I play minecraft I turn their music off and play my music through my ps4 so I can put my headphones in and listen to my music while also still being able to hear if there are any monsters.

So im hella deep in this cave system right? And it's been rough. I legit have a corner of this system I call the nope corner because there are just SO MANY THINGS SPAWNED THERE. So im anxious cause I almost fuckin died in the nope corner that I gotta pass through to get to the other part of the caves I've been exploring. And my music starts cutting out like glitching hella bad. And im confused but I can't mess with it because I'm in the middle of a cave and could get attacked. And one time while the audio cuts out I just hear this extremely loud and ominous clicking sound in the game but there is nothing around me. My heart legit stopped. I had to wall myself into a safe place so I could fix my music and then get the fuck out of there. Which I did not cause I got snuck up on by a creeper while I was on a ledge near the nope corner and got thrown down the revine.

It was a very eventful session tonight.

I want David to deal with the shit I just dealt with in minecraft and then say to my face that minecraft is borning

[vampresssif-blog]

Intro Blog

So, I used to have a blog on here, using the alias, “DJSylvanas.” I deleted it, as I didn’t use it much. Now I have created gokaisylvanas (to pay tribute to being in House of Gokai clan on Destiny 2 on PS4), and have since added a last name to the alias “Sylvanas”, which is “Laiho”, to pay tribute to my favorite metal lead guitarist/lead vocalist, Alexi Laiho. Now while I am American born and bred, I appreciate all forms of music, from different nations. Now Alexi is from the country, Finland, which I wish I could live, as they have more bands I like than American, in terms of wanting to see live. Yes. I like a crap ton of American bands, but few do I wanna see in concert. And some of the Finnish bands NEVER tour in America.

I am also an avid gamer since 93 at the tender age of 3 with Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo on NES. My favorite games are action shooters and some story rich games here and there. Where as a kid, I liked fighting and racing games a lot. I am your typical scrub, as I’ve gotten older and went back to childhood games, I have found I SUCK at them, as an adult, which could be due to the fact I got used to difficulty choosing and doing the easiest on the games I like, due to wanting to enjoy the story, rather than rage quit. However, I am not too scrubby at GTA 4 on Xbox 360 for story (no difficulty choosing), and I am rusty but not scrubby at old school PS2 era Tony Hawk games, especially American Wasteland and Underground, as those 2 I have played THE MOST and still have to this day. Proving Ground I am a scrub on, as I haven’t put near as many hours into. Was a Tony Hawk addict as a teen, so that’s why those other 2 have a crap ton of practice put into them to develop the skill I have with them, as I didn’t get Proving Ground until Ride and Shred were out. And those 2 are the only TH games I have not played. We won’t even go into Pro Skater 5, as it is an ABOMINATION to the series and wasn’t even developed by Neversoft, as they folded the table after Proving Ground was done.

Okay, enough nerding out over Tony Hawk games, the games you will find me playing in recent days are Destiny 2, Ghost Recon Wildlands and Minecraft.

Enjoy the ride here on my blog. I repost stuff I am entertained by or I will post my own blogs. Just one rule of thumb, if you follow me, you’re NOT allowed to complain. I am not about drama and will NOT tolerate it.

Keep it gaming. Keep it metal. Keep it awesome.

~Sylvanas Laiho~

[stick-zac]

Something from today #051 - #100

Something from today #100

Me: *Turns volume pp to 90* Friend: *Jumps in shock* F*ck you! Me: :D

Something from today #100 13, August, 2015 *Girl shows me a picture on her Instagram* Me: You’re *drops to the ground* drop dead gorgeous ;) Girl: *starts blushing*

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Me: Hey man Friend: Hey man Me: I got one question Friend: Yeah? Me: What are thoooooooooooooooooooooooose!? Friend: … Me: I gotta dash bye

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Brother: Do I smell good? Me: Uck… I.. Cannot.. Talk.. Too Disugsting… chocking on vomit… Brother: You suck Me: UCK!

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Friend: I bet I can get it in from all the way over hre (Roughly 20 feet) Me: If you can’t, then you owe me a $1,000,000 Friend: Alright *Throws it and misses) Me: Let me try *throws and gets it first try* Me: GET F*CKING WRECKED SON!

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This SFT was posted by infinityonmeme i totally made my online friend’s day like i made them so happy and now I’m happy ———————————————————— Something from today #099 Me: Here you go teacher *hands her my written essay* the definition of perfect Teacher: Hehehe Everyone: Wow alright man! Woo!

Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #098 Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #097 Girl: I love you Guy: I love you too *Both start making out* Me: *Pretends to vomits* Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #096 Brother: *Takes my chocolate and runs away* Me: Oh hell no *Throws a pack of toilet paper at him* Brother: *Drops to the ground* Owwwwwww Me: You just got TP! ———————————————————— Something from today #095 *After playing FNAF 4 with my friend* Friend: You bloody gave me 2 heart attacks! Me: Hey, hey now… It was only 2… better than the 4 I planned… ———————————————————— Something from today #094 Me: *Gives a friend a packet of tissues with a picture of jeans on them* Put this in your pocket Friend: Okay *put it in her pocket* Me: Now take it out Friend: Okay *starts to take it out* Me: Jeanception Friend: You’re weird ———————————————————— Something from today #093 Friend: I like Nerf Me: It’s Nerf or Nerfing Friend: Yeah Other friend: Oh god that was bad *5 Seconds later* Friend: Hahahahahahaha ———————————————————— Something from today #092 Friend: I have accounting homework to do Me: *Starts looking around for something* Friend: What are you looking for? Me: Someone who gives a sh*t ———————————————————— Something from today #091 Me: Well I gotta be magoing so Imma bebazzle dazzle and razzle off Friend: … Me: Billazle later ———————————————————— Something from today #090 Me: Are you an owl? Friend: What? Me: Because you’re a HOOT! Friend: :) Me: :)

———————————————————— Something from today #089 Me: Who wouldn’t want fried rice? Friend: I want some f*cking fried rice! ———————————————————— Something from today #088 *Infinityonmeme had called me out about making 87 SFT so I sent her ever single one made* Her: Holy SHIT Zac that’s so many omg Me: *Drops mic* You’re damn right it is ———————————————————— Something from today #087 *Friend tells me something about them* Me: Damn Friend: What’s wrong? Me: Now I gotta change my insults Friend: Like? Me: Well before I knew you went both ways I’d make a dirty comment, now it’s like I can’t make a comment based on a mutual and self-respected choice in today’s society ———————————————————— Something from today #086 I finished doing my school’s play* Friend: I’d say it is 10/10 IGN ———————————————————— Something from today #085 *I just finished doing my school’s play* Friend: Hey man it was nice seeing you, good luck with the play Me: Thanks *starts leaving* Friend: Oh f*ck, sorry, I meant good night, damn it! ———————————————————— Something from today #084 Friend: It’s 8:45-ish Me: It’s 9:04 Friend: …Yeah I was close ———————————————————— Something from today #083 Me: I don’t have to be at school till 10 Friend: *Gives me the itching my head + flipping you off gesture* Me: Love you too ———————————————————— Something from today #082 *Mum had recently purchased some Royals (The chocolate marshmellow thing)* Me: Mum, do you want Lorde? Mum: Yes, I’ll take 2 please Me: hehe, you get me ———————————————————— Something from today #081 *Brother is currently playing the PS3* Me: Your time is like the sky, it’s up ———————————————————— Something from today #080 Friend: *Shows me a picture of a cat in a bowl* Me: He looks like a giant milk shake ———————————————————— Something from today #079 *Me and a group of friends chatting* Friend: Look at these big muscles Other friend: You mean those tiny bags of fat? Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #078 Me: Come on guys, let’s us go out and enjoy the lov- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #077 *Me and my friend arguing about who was right with another friend* Friend: You’re wrong Me: No I’m not. What do you say Friend 2: … Me: Look you can make *slides 5$ into his shirt pocket* your own decision Friend 2: Uhh Me: See *takes back 5$ and suddenly I got 10$* Me: What the? ———————————————————— Something from today #076 *Me and friend are using towels to whip each other* Friend: Now this is what true friendship is ———————————————————— Something from today #075 *Me and my brother playing Call of Duty Black Ops II Zombies* Brother: So anyway we need to activate Generator- Me: AHHHH!!! Brother: Ahh *drops controller* What the hell was tha Me: I was scared by the zombies… ———————————————————— Something from today #074 *Me and my friends are helping me find locations to put up some Cup Cake Sale posters* Friend 1: Put them on the ceiling, so when the teacher gives the students homework, they’ll go “Ahhh” and look up and go “Ohh cupcake sale” *me and Friend 2 start laughing* Friend 2: Hahaha *leaves because he might die of laughter* Teacher: Is he alright? ———————————————————— Something from today #073 Me: *Makes a pun* Aaaayyyeeee Friend: … Me: I’m sorry ———————————————————— Something from today #072 Jack: I’ve made a new video Me: You posted our GTA V race? Jack: Uhh, it’s with someone else Me: Oh… *Later* *Me to James* Me: Jack is cheating on me! *Another friend I know who happens to be named Jack and looks at me with a concerned look as his girlfriend looks in surprise* Me: Uh… I can explain… ———————————————————— Something from today #071 Me: Cool Friend: Sweet Me: Rad Friend: Hectic Me: Amazing Friend: Spontaneous Me: Fantastic Friend: Splendid Me: Magnificent Friend: Excellent Me: Brilliant Friend: Terrific *Says he has to go* Me: Extraordinary, bye *Friend logs off* Me: I WIN!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #070 *My friend Infinityonmeme is doing World’s Greatest Shave and I’ve donated $10 so she gives me a special receipt* Her boyfriend: Oh, how come I don’t get one Her: You only donated in coins *I’m doing the Macarena whilst they argue* ———————————————————— Something from today #069 (Hehe) Friend: Why do these chairs have clips on the legs? Me: It’s so you can connect them together and play Musical Chairs Friend: … Other friend: He is being sarcastic Me: Yeah… ———————————————————— Something from today #068 *I tell a joke to prove to my brother it does make sense* Older brother: Cool *walks away* Brother: Wait for it *10 minutes later* Older brother: Wait a minute! ———————————————————— Something from today #067 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft* Friend: I’m going to kill this pig Me: Why? Friend: Because Me: Well that sounds like a legitiment reason ———————————————————— Something from today #066 *Me and my brother in an insult contest) Me: You so stupid you sold your car for gas money Brother: You so ugly you made Medusa cry Me: … ———————————————————— Something from today #065 Brother: I too have played the story of Black Ops, I’m nearly near the end Me: What level is the prison level? Brother I haven’t made it there yet Me: It’s the second level… ———————————————————— Something from today #065 *Me and my brother talking about his COD trophies* Me: Why don’t you play Story and actually get trophies? Brother: … You suck ———————————————————— Something from today #064 Me: *Tells my brother some obvious COD Facts* Brother: Oh maw gawd, IIIIII did not know that!!! How, how crazy is that? Me: -_- Thanks Brother: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #063 Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *10 minutes later* Brother: Screw this game! *Slams controller* Me: Well, I was wrong and you’re right Brother: -_- Me: :D

———————————————————— Something from today #063 *Makes a pun* Me: Anyone? No? Okay… ———————————————————— Something from today #062 Me: *playing PS4* Yeah man, I gotta go but I’ll be back on in about an hour, bro wants to play Brother: What do you mean an hour? Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *Later* Brother: Screw this game! Me: c: Brother: No, I didn’t quit *More Later* *Brother tried making the Staff in Call Of Duty* Brother: What’re you looking at? Me: I’m not looking at you making the staff Brother: Too far man! Too far ———————————————————— Something from today #061 Brother: Dude why are you up so late? Go to bed *He procceds to start eating dinner* Me: What about you? Brother: *mouth full* What? ———————————————————— Something from today #060 *Brother walks in with a can of coke* Me: Awww yeah share that *I take the can and he puts his hand over the lid* Me: *Trying to drink through* You know, I can’t drink with your hand in the way Brother: Gee I wonder why Me: Yeah move your hand Brother: -_- ———————————————————— Something from today #059 Brother: You’re so ugly Me: No I ain’t Brother: yes you are, look in the mirror Me: I would but your ugly face broke all of them Brother: … Me: BD ———————————————————— Something from today #058 Me: What’s the difference between a guitar and a tuna? Family: What? Me: You can TUNA Guitar but can’t GUTAIR a tuna! Family: *Shakes head in disappointment* ———————————————————— Something from today #057 in Photo Form! http://stick-zac.tumblr.com/post/122764871188/something-from-today-57-in-photo-form ———————————————————— Something from today #056 *Me and my friends playing Uno* Me: I’m so glad I have… *Friend puts down a Draw 4* and screw you too ———————————————————— Something from today #055 Cousin: Are you and your brother close? Me: *I’m placing my brother in a chokehold whilst punching him* Yeah… We… Are… Very… Close… ———————————————————— Something from today #054 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft, because we live in different time zones I’m a day ahead of him* Friend: Well I gotta go to sleep, it’s 4:30 Me: Yeah, I’ll play with you yesterday Friend: … Wait… whaaa Me: Because tomrrow for you is yesterday for me Friend: Stop f*cking with my mind! Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #053 *My friend got GTA V for his laptop* Friend: Man the flying in this game is bad Me: Maybe you just suck? Friend: I’d like to see you try Me: Oh yeah!? *Dies within the first 3 seconds* Me: Oh… ———————————————————— Something from today #052 *Me and my brother running back home after giving food to our neighbors. She always gives us some packet of chips as a gift back and I toss them at my brother, however she hands something to my brother and they dash off but before I can get out the door she hands me some more items* *I then run back to my brother* Brother: GHaha you ain’t got nothing to throw at… Me: *I throw 4 chip packets at him* Brother: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH *falls to the ground* Me: Bet you didn’t see that coming did ya! ———————————————————— Something from today #051 Mum: Can you bring your sister to me so I can do her hair Me: Sure *My sister doesn’t like it when I get close to mummy because she is jeaulous and runs after me to stop me* Sister: Go away! *Mum grabs her* Sister: Help me! Me: Nah I’m going away *pretends to throw on shades and sings “So you wanna be a gangster”*

@infinityonmeme @jlukeayy

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