#minecraft grind yas

[enhleui]

༶•┈⛧┈♛ MODEL-CRAFT ♛┈⛧┈•༶

HEROBRINE HATERS

synopsis . a fashion student searches for a model for an upcoming project and unexpectedly finds herself drawn into a sparking friendship. as they bond amidst the digital landscapes of minecraft, that connection deepens.

nishimura riki . sophomore in photography, streams sometimes/post roblox clips, does in fact draw penises everywhere, tiktok famous cause does eboy eye roll videos

yang jungwon . junior art major, crushes on nichaya, struggles with parental issues due to academic decisions, loser kid who is always wearing their headphones in the corner of the room(jk), dances as a hobby

kim sunoo . junior is psychology, lovessss to host parties, the group's therapist, rainbows and sunshine but also the most judgmental fucker ever

park sunghoon . senior in business, conceited (as he should), initiates the bullying in roblox, jake's roomie

jake sim . senior, physics major, certified yapper, sunghoon's roomie, acts like he's him but he has no game

jay park . senior, business major, mother of the group, wants start his own a food business, sucks at bullying in roblox, probably richer than mr beast, plays guitar as a hobby

lee heeseung . senior music major, down bad, probably a discord mod, posts covers every week, did i mention that he's down bad

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[thechaoticplayer]

Masterlist

Fav fic of all time! Celestia's bday gift to me :D Code: 🔞 = porn w/o plot 🔞 + 💟 = porn w/ plot 💟 + anything = just plot; sfw 💘 = character x character ❤ = x reader 💞 = fluff 🖤 = angst 🖤+💞 = hurt/comfort ❣ + anything = request 🌹 + anything = rant, ramble, drabble, shes obsessing again

happy reading darlings!

masterlist ❤🥀 VTubers

Alban Knox Whimpering 🔞🌹

Psyborg Being Psyborg 🔞💟❣💘

Hex Haywire: Breeding Kink! 🔞🌹❤

Grinding Up On Shu Yamino 🔞❤

Uki Violeta x Shxtou Basically 🔞💟❣💘

Krisis having fun on the minecraft bed 🔞🌹❣

Predator Ike Devouring You Whole 🔞💟❤

Dom! Pomu Rainpuff Headcanons!🔞❤❣🌹

Brat Tamer Luca🔞❤❣🌹

Ike/Vox × Uki/Fulgar Smashing in the living room🔞❣💘💟

Fulgar Ovid Hate Sex🔞❣❤

Submissive ahh Kyo Kaneko🔞❤❣🌹

The Confident Student Council President🔞💟❤

Subby Vox Akuma🔞❤🌹❣

Relaxing Hex Haywire🔞❤❣🌹

Dommy Scarle Yonaguni🔞❤🌹❣

Sub Yu Q. Wilson & Claude Clawmark🔞🌹❤

Yu Q. Wilson Edging Ya🔞❤❣

Puppy reader x Vox Akuma 🔞❤🌹

Oliver Evans Railing You 🔞❤🌹❣

Claude & Shu Cockwarming🔞❤🌹❣

Soft Nsfw Doppio Dropscythe x reader 🔞❤🌹❣💞

Hex Haywire Going Down on You🔞❤🌹❣

Pussy drunk Doppio Dropscythe🔞❤🌹❣

Academic Rivals W/ Ver Vermillion🔞❤🌹❣

Stressed Out! Reader x Shu Yamino🔞❤❣🌹

Hex Haywire x reader x Meloco Kyoran🔞❤❣

Misc.

Angst Drabble🖤🌹💟

Dating chaotic headcanons 💟🌹💞❤

Genshin Impact

Nothing here yet....

Honkai Star Rail

Mutual pining and first time w Gepard 💟🔞❤️🌹

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

vincent van gogh ("trees and undergrowth") // Otherside (MInecraft OST) // david levithan // @endrinstone // Sappho, from If Not, Winter: Fragments of Sappho; tr. by Anne Carson // nikolay dybowski and alexandra goludeva // Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry written c. November 1935 featured in Selected Diaries // // voyager golden records // Vladimir Mayakovsky, from a letter featured in "Love in the Heart of Everything; The Correspondence between Vladimir Mayakovsky & Lili Brik, 1915-1930," // Purple Steel // Nadezhda Mandelstam, from "Hope against Hope: A Memoir," originally published in 1970 // Arthur Rimbaud, from The Complete Works of Arthur Rimbaud; "A Season In Hell," // @zeteri-art // — clarice lispector, the stream of life // Miguel Hernández, tr. by Robert Bly, from The Selected Poems; "Letter," // Miguel Hernández, tr. by Robert Bly, from The Selected Poems; "I Have Plenty of Heart,"

(Part 1/2) (2/2)

kantje, Showtime SMP, on growth, sacrifice, development and the choices we made with the consequences we suffer

Part 1 of my very first web weaving which is also a present for @zeteri-art (i hope you dont mind that i used one of your art pieces for it, there just arent many pieces of art of kantje that were not made by you (i respect the grind o7)) for @mcyt-valentines

I have had no idea who kantje was before I got you as my secret valentine and since i wanted to make something special, and this is a rather niche character from a smaller smp, I wanted to make something for this! I went around the internet, trying to find lore summaries and other stuff to no avail, until I stumbled upon @endrinstone who was literally my beacon in the dark and gave me such a vast explanation of the lore, moments that were important and also some screenshots that I could use for the web weaving! Like so many kudoes to you bestie, I wouldve literally probably given up on it and did something else instead if it werent for ya.

But! I really hope that, as an outsider from this smp who hasnt even known of the characters existence until like, five days ago, I captured their lore at least a little bit! I really hope you enjoy and I will post this and the second part immediately afterwards, which I will also @ you in!

[namelessdeceased]

.🍯 D-47 ✧ wed ✧ 7.8.24 ✧ sawc day 7

hbl today! posting later than i wouldve liked, its 11 33 am rn. got some good rest though and pretty ready to grind out the rest of the day since i dont have to go to school. there's a stream i want to tune into at 1am, so i'm gonna grab a nap later (i already had a power nap) so i can handle staying up. also, excuse the dots in front of my emojis, im doing this on my laptop and i find the formatting funny

.🍩 academic

finish MM2 T9 (by lunchtime)

T2B ex. 10D corrections

T2B rev ex. 10

T2B ex. 12B

T2B rev ex. 12

clear out anything else in ya backlog you can do

.🥯 personal

plan out today

finish EOY timeline maybe

research for the holidays

plan out tmr

.☕ sawc goals

sleep: 5h total (1h nap + 4h sleep)

routine: bedtime

deep focus: ambitiously 3h, likely only 2h

body: shower

reading: schrodinger's eqn

.📜 goal productive time: 7-9h

.🌙 16 30 / 01 30

.☀️ 17 30 / 05 30

.♬ ~ minecraft 〢 C418

.🤎 positivityposting

the dots lowk look good...

will update.

╰ theo 💫

[starving-dropartist]

No way!!! It's been so long since I've seen you on my feed and the first thing is cool ass Minecraft art??? THIS IS A FUCKIN DECEMBER W!

Sorry for the feral dog energy, I'm just so happy to see one of my favorite artists return. You dropped this King 💁👑

Good to see ya!! Trying to get back on that art grind and make more stuff (< a promise I make every 6 months)

[svturn-exe]

super important tmc hcs. ignoring the fact tht terraria and minecraft both came out in 2011

adam terraria: starts a new world every week bc it forgets what he's supposed to be doing next and it never occurs to him to look it up. bro doesn't even know the wiki Exists. never gets to hardmode bc he insists on playing master difficulty and also is bad at the game minecraft: exclusively plays creative mode in superflat worlds. makes ugly box structures out of diamond blocks and performs horrible labrat experiments on mobs in them

jonah terraria: almost exclusively plays journey mode! makes it his mission every time to 100% the research catalogue. the collection aspect of it tickles something in their brain minecraft: exclusively plays modded with like 20 different incredibly complicated tech mods tht each have a 200 page user manual . and also tinker's construct. they r a pro at it

mark terraria: gets to hardmode on expert mode, delves into the underground hallow bc he's excited to explore, gets jumpscared by a naturally spawning hallowed mimic and has a fucking heart attack minecraft: mark operates out of a dirt hut and yknow what fuck you they like it that way. brother rocking the greentop with the oak door. half the floor is gravel. no glass or trap doors for windows, just 1 block holes in the walls and one of the "windows" is blocked by a double chest. fully enchanted netherite and elytra btw

cesar has never played a video game. walks in2 marks room like are ya winnin, bro?

sarah terraria: plays w so many mods and texture packs the game is nigh unrecognizable. plays exclusively master mode and turns on every 'challenge' difficulty that comes with the mods at once bc she's seen the face of god and it was weeping minecraft: girlie is in the minigame servers. find sarah doing tnt run at 3 am she is going for it . good for her

evelin terraria: actually a pretty good builder. uses the wiki as a guide for npc happiness and builds little towns for them. beat moonlord like 2 months ago and just keeps going back to the same world to build stuff minecraft: plays adventure maps bc she thinks they're fun. evelin has played every minecraft horror adventure map that exists. i think she would love terra swoop force too dave terraria: once he gets far enough in a world to get access to wiring it's all over. spends the rest of the game trying to build machines to instant-ko bosses, with varying degrees of success. a master of the hoik minecraft: you know those videos that are like. using redstone to play minecraft in minecraft. yeah ruth terraria: plays vanilla summoner class in master mode for the worthy seed. she is god's strongest soldier and baby she's going for terraprisma. minecraft: spends the entire first night punching skeletons and creepers to death with her bare steve fists. has that Totally Legit Speedrun luck and finds everything she needs just from running around and raiding generated structures

thatcher terraria: terrible at building but god bless he's trying. favorite part of the game is old one's army, and she spends hours grinding to collect all of the sentries and the armor sets. somehow gets spawn camped by a crawdad and cries minecraft: keeps forgetting that you shouldn't make eye contact with endermen and it scares the shit out of her every time. is prone to lava-based mining incidents

jude tries to download minecraft free minecraft cracked no virus 100% safe trust me :) dot exe. is shocked when he gets a virus. how can this be

[c0derra4lyfe]

can we friend aforementioned ROBLOX💜

Maybe 💜 I haven't been playing much recently because ya girl is an academic weapon and is grinding through bio 12 ;-; #werk also my little spare time has tew be spent with codykins UnU but lowkey let meh know if u guys wanna add my roblox or join my minecraft server~ U.U

[technicolourworld]

girl ur on minecraft 24/7 in ur sleep /j

yas ofc im on dat grind nonstop

[simplymisty]

SUPER MEGA PROTIP FROM ARTFIGHT VETERAN!!!!

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!

Okay, no, on a serious note: here's some things I would like to share with new people as a person who participates in Artfight since 2019:

you don't have to make fully rendered attacks. sketch is a category for a reason! "even" sketches are immensely appreciated

actually, you don't even have to *draw* for attacks! last year I did some minecraft skins for fun. saw someone make dice sets as attacks. as long as it's allowed and it's art created by you (and tagged accordingly) you can make whatever the heck you want!

you don't have to make your art digitally either. traditional attacks are epic. love em

having fancy character references is not a requirement! if art of ur oc shows their design (or at least most important aspects of it) and is decent quality, it's enough. a lil tip tho - don't add shaded/textured drawings for that matter, hard to color pick. if these are the only ones you have, make a basic color palette next to it!:) helps others make your character look accurate

pace yourself. yes, there are people who draw attacks everyday. yes, there are people who drop attacks with 100+ characters in it. doesn't mean you have to do same thing! it's all about having fun and, trust me, grinding until you are sick of drawing is not fun. been here, done that

revenges and friendly fire aren't a MUST. you want points? okay, if u wanna grind, then go ahead and attack opposite team! person who attacked you has characters that you can't/aren't comfortable with drawing? it's okay not to do revenge. Revenges are fun, I always try to do them, but it's not something you absolutely must do.

try to always read characters permissions and descriptions. sometimes there's key info in them and I feel like it's quite important to stay accurate to them. again, if you can't do something they ask you there - it's okay to choose different character or person to attack

don't attack someone expecting them to 100% attack you back. if you set your expectations to that, you might get disappointed and it takes away the fun from ya. attack because you want to draw the character, because it has cool story, cool design, the person is cool so you want to give em a lil gift, etc, etc. Same as you don't have to attack everyone back, they don't have to either

hitlists are optional. some people make em, some don't. same with those funky id cards, my lazy ass gave up on em this year and it's cool 👍

basically don't be an ass, have fun and remember to take breaks!

Also, if ya want, add my dumbass (~simplymisty_) on artfight, because I'm in jail of making refs at the last minute, so I try not to go on AF until im done with em. I do friendly fire, revenges, revenge chains and try to draw basically anything. Love that artfight grind. Hope you liked my autistic rant, it's 5 am and idk what I'm talking about anymore

[enhleui]

༶•┈⛧┈♛ MODEL-CRAFT ♛┈⛧┈•༶

synopsis . a fashion student searches for a model for an upcoming project and unexpectedly finds herself drawn into a sparking friendship. as they bond amidst the digital landscapes of minecraft, that connection deepens.

DSMP STANS

(satire we don’t stan dsmp 😭)

kalia zhao . freshman in fashion design, gassy(lawl), nichaya's childhood friend, the E(xtrovert) to nichaya's I(ntrovert), korea university merch designer (7xxxluna on xiaohongshu) nicknames : kaka, lia

nakamura nichaya . sophomore photography major, leader of the art club, a model for kalia's fashion line (sometimes), lives alone and hustling as a server to provide for herself (paopaw01 on xiaohongshu) nicknames : ichy, nini, baka

quanrui (ricky) shen . junior in fashion design, a model for kalia's fashion line, professional gaslighter jokingly (we think), flirts bc he's js like that nicknames : rick, rui

kim gyubin . junior in fashion design, a model for kalia's fashion line, always complaining even though he secretly cares a lot nicknames : gyubin, gyub, trashbin

haku (soul) shota . sophomore computer science major, twitch famous istg he got an smp nicknames : sho, soul, tata

dongkyu (daniel) kim . freshmen in philosophy, secretly interested in kalia, he touches grass but he plays games when kalia asks him to nicknames : dani, dan, kyu

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[esmeraldatgg]

OKAY BUT CAN WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THIST BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I ACTUALLY KINDA HATE ABOUT THE NEW UPDATE

The fact so many Minecraft players nowadays just set up all of these automated contraptions to Grind for shit instead of... you know, PLAYING THE GAME PROPERLY, is honestly sad.

I get needing tons of EXP to get those nice big enchantments, but you know who's never needed to do that?

Me! I've NEVER needed to make use of an EXP farm in my LIFE, and I've been playing the game since BEFORE EXP WAS EVEN ADDED (which was Beta 1.8 btw!)

Ya know WHY? Because when I play the game, I actually Play The Game! I explore, I build shit, I gather my resources by hand and dig enough holes to make a Drawf BLUSH through their beards!

This is why I've felt so opposed to the idea of them adding an official Automated Crafting system. Because it kind of solidifies the idea that Minecraft is SUPPOSED to contain automation. I.E. the thing that I think kills a lot of servers I'm on.

Is doing things the manual way tedious and inconvenient? Sure thing, I'll willfully admit that it is!

But compared to the alternative, it feels a LOT more rewarding imho!

I cut down the trees I replanted 3 times over! I mined that stone! I explored the world just for that one flower I wanted and what have I got to show for it? A fucking good-looking House!

i keep getting recommended videos about how minecraft isn't fun anymore and it's mojangs fault. i think its such a fascinating phenomenon because i think at least 70% of that comes down to anything getting a little stale when it's all you do for years and years. of course you're going to not feel like something is as fun as it used to be, you started playing minecraft when you were 11 and you are 23 now with a job. things change and you are experiencing it.

[gay-slime]

Why do CHICKENS keep getting in my ZOMBIE GRINDER!!!!!!!!!

[echoweaver]

Intro to Echo in Time

Warning: This post is Big and Wordy, now with 75% more words.

Inspired by The Aldbergs by @cloudberry-sims​, I'm trying out a Sims 3 twist on Morbid's Ultimate Decades Challenge. This starts in the 14th Century (anywhere, I assume, but I'm going with the white American default of medieval England) and progresses through time with a strict ratio of sim days to the year. Gameplay changes to fit historic events. The beginning is going to suck because life expectancy in the 1300s was ass, particularly infant mortality. And whoever survives will get to roll again to die in the Black Plague. This is a game where you need a hierarchy of heirs.

I hate telling stories where everything is bland and nobody faces any challenges. After 13 years, I have the mechanics of The Sims down, and I can mitigate almost anything the game throws at me. I have to make bad things happen on my own, and I'm terrible at that because I get too attached to my characters. So I shall hand over responsibility for tragedy to a very cruel 20-sided die and a whole bunch of probability calculations.

Modifications from Morbid's Challenge

Lifespan and Survival

I was compelled to do my own research in to medieval life expectancy, and my probabilities came out different from Morbid's. I also am going to trim the sim day to real year ratio to 3days/year instead of 4 days/year. That leaves me with:

1. Childbirth

Chance of mother's death in childbirth: 5% (1 in 20) Chance of newborn death: 20% (3 in 20)

2. Baby: 4 days to age 16 months, chance of death at age-up 25% (4 in 20)

3. Toddler: 14 days to age 6, chance of death at age-up 15% (5 in 20)

4. Child: 18 days to age 12, chance of death at age-up 10% (2 in 20)

5. Teen: 18 days to age 18, chance of death at age-up 10% (2 in 20)

6. YA: 36 days to age 30, chance of death at age-up 20% (4 in 20)

7. Adult: 45 days to age 45, death chance 20% (4 in 20)

8. Elder: 30 days to age 55, at which point death is handed off to the game's randomizer.

The reasoning here is that my research indicates that infant mortality was 48%, or roughly half. Of the people who survived to childhood, half of them made it to age 55. In my games, it's not uncommon for sims to live 10 days after their official end-of-lifespan, so I think that should get us a close enough simulation. I think we're unlikely to get the long-tail of people who lived to be really comparatively old like 75.

Also, I moved the Elder transition to age 45 because sims can have babies in their Adult stage, so it seemed reasonable to put the transition at menopause. This means that Elderhood starts in mid-life, and I AM AN Elder. I comfort myself that I’m using the Aging mod, and my Elders are not going to hunch over their canes immediately.

What's really disturbing is that those numbers are KINDER than Morbid's rolls. EEK. Also, Morbid’s lifespan is longer than mine, so it may even out a bit.

Racism

Look, I know that miscegenation was a big deal until close to modern days, but I just don't want to deal, ok? I don't want to screw with making all my sims white or creating castes of different skintones who are allowed to marry each other and are only allowed in certain careers. I can deal with 25% of my sims surviving to a really-young lifespan target. I'm using mechanics for sexism and heterosexism and economic castes. But encoding racism into my mechanics just makes me feel queasy. This is just going to be a multicolored version of medieval England. All simulations give something up.

Lifestyle

I'm a huge agriculture simulation nerd. (You should see me play Minecraft.) I've already looked up what foods were available in medieval England. I'm using Cooking Overhaul and Ani's Hunting Mod. Unfortunately, the only grain available in the game is corn, and I haven't found a mod that adds any other plantable grains. So we'll just pretend corn is oats or rye, and I can use Ani's food processor as a millstone to grind corn into flour.

I'm not sure how much of subsistence will be much of a story in between births and deaths, but I'll have plenty of fun playing it :).

Inheritance and Location

I was done with sticking to one lot in Sims challenges since back in the Pinstar days. I just don't know why the community got so attached to, "Buy a 64x64 lot and stay there for 10 generations," as the foundation for so many challenges. I've never been willing to stick to one lot or one world. I play my games too in-depth, and I suck at building.

More importantly, I've done enough of defining a family line by the last name. In Morbid's challenge, male inheritance means that the heir must be male and the girls will be married off with dowries. If the heir dies, a male cousin can inherit and so on. This all makes perfect sense. I just don't think I need to define the heir of my story as the literal heir of the household wealth. I intend to pick whatever surviving child I want. When that child is female, the story will move into a new active household when she marries. After over a decade of Samples and Wonderlands, I'm interested in telling stories about those who leave, not just those who stay behind.

The Foundress

Last but not least, meet Emmaline Weaver.

Since she's a woman, her surname won't last very long.

Her traits are random rolled to be: Coward, Hydrophobic, Proper, Gatherer, and Light Sleeper

Those traits naturally resolved into a backstory for me, and I've had a lot of fun with her so far.

I want you to know that this is the first game I've ever played where the Proper trait was so big a deal. That curtsy greeting is the CUTEST THING EVAR.

[leo-interactive-fiction]

Hypothetically, if the same video games we have on our timeline, which games would the ROs like and why is E's Minecraft? (jk hahahaha.....unless??)

Haha let's see.

E I could definitely see with minecraft haha. They just play on creative mode and enjoy building. I could also see something like stardew valley or animal crossing. Just wholesome games.

R gets online poker and makes bank. They would also enjoy exploiting management-type tycoon games for their personal entertainment.

L would probably like puzzle games like minesweeper or visual novel dating sims with possible risque elements. But they just like the story!

V plays Military Simulation games like Arma and War thunder. It is the most familiar to them.

P plays Fighting games like Mortal Kombat and Tekken, or hack and slash games like devil may cry. They have to get their anger out somehow.

M would enjoy rhythm games like geometry dash, beat saber, or even guitar hero.

Raven spends their time in a dark room either playing horror games or grinding their life away on an MMO like a true gamer.

S plays GTA and Need for Speed. You're starting to see a pattern of rebellion that may not be healthy.

F plays RTS/isometric strategy games and kingdom builders. Their skill in them makes the possibility of them directing a real military a scary notion.

Thank ya for the ask haha

[wizardscar]

both of them talking about mega bases and vanilla minecraft and the perceived notion that the majority of their audience basically wants what looks nice in a yt thumbnail, and then both of them saying that their favorite parts of hermitcraft is the interaction with their friends and the funny moments and the pranks and not the big builds and the grind and I.

THATS WHAT WE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's what most of like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally could not care less about the mega bases if it means I get to see mumbo and iskall and grian do something like sahara again ya know??!!!!

sometimes I do wish this side of the fandom was more noticable/vocal only so that they stop taking redditors and youtube comments as the sole voice of their fanbase. "people didn't like the experiments we did in s8" "people only care about grand impressive bases" "people had negative reactions to the empires crossover" WHO. WHO SAID THIS TO YOU who hurt you

watched mumbo and iskall's videos discussing their experiences with burn out and the end of s9 n stuff and I have thoughts

[aria-greenhoodie]

My opinions on every Dream smp character (/rp /c! /lh) 

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE CREATORS THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THIS IS ALL SAID LIGHTHEARTEDLY!!!

Dream - die.

George - Does he even exist??? I think he just stays asleep in a shroom forest until Dream XD drags him out for “fun time.”

Sapnap - Pet Killer. >:( But is engaged to Karl and Quackity who are both cool so I guess it’s fine.

Callahan - All knowing and terrifying, but fantastic and great.

Sam - What the fuck??? Is??? Going on with this man??? He’s fucked up. I don’t think hes a bad person but he needs someone to tell him to fucking stop, because he has done bad shit, even if I dont think he’s bad, like, what in the fuck. I kinda wanna bite him.

Warden - IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME FUCK SHIT PISS BALLS IM SOR

Sam Nook - The best Sam. I’d kill and die for him. irl. /gen. This is not a joke. I love this robot. SO MUCH. Love so muchh. <333

Alyssa - Exists? I think???

Ponk - I don’t know a lot about her but I want to know more and I know they are WONDERFUL AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SAM DID TO HIM, SAM WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN FUCKING LINE, PONK WAS SO NICE TO YOU EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

BBH - Bit fucked up. Not that pleasant.

Tommy - Big Man. Always correct. Don’t argue with me about this, I'll bite you. And he probably will too. He reminds me of me when I was in middle school and because of that I will side with him always.

Tubbo - Awe, what a little lad! Oh, he’s a bit fucked up. O-oh… he’s a LOT fucked up… Still a little lad though! Also pretty gender. Also according to literally every single “WHICH DSMP CHARACTER ARE YOU?” quiz I take I’m him, so that’s cool!

Fundy - I hold you very gently and tenderly but also very far away at arms length just in case.

Punz - Punz

Purpled - Funky fucking alien boy!!! Good builder, really cool, deserved better, I got really sad when Quackity blew up his UFO because it looked fucking sick and if it was mine I would have cried.

Wilbur - Seems very polite, but also maybe a little unhinged…

Ghostbur -pspsppssps sweet man so polite come back to me please pspspspspspspps come here pspspspspspspss yes I would love some blue now come closer pspsppspspspspss

Revivedbur - Sir please do not fuck this up I’m rooting for you because I know you can do great things please do not make me regret this please sir I believe in you please

Schlatt - Drunk bitch. Fuckin died. L.

Skeppy - Wait what even is your lore? You got corrupted by the Egg at some point but did you do anything after that?? Do you even still EXIST????

Eret - King, Queen, Royalty at its finest, you have tried so hard and I love you for it, also you’re violently gender and kinda pretty ngl so I may be biased but stfu you fucking kill it you funky fucking Herobrine ily <333

Jack Manifold - ON THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND! THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND NEVER STOPS!

Nikki - Babe ily you deserved better, I may be rooting for Revivedbur but if you wanna punch that mf in his undead face I fully support you ily ily ily

Quackity - YOU! YOU!!! FUCKING YOU!!! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY ADORE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO FUNKY!!! YOU’RE ONE OF THE ONLY CAPITALISTS I WILL ACCEPT!!! FUCKMAN!!! LOVE YOUR WORK ON ALL THOSE WARCRIMES!!! <3333333

Karl Jacobs - Funky Time lad! Also really pretty. And kinda gender, but only a little bit. Those cool drawings of his old skin that the fandom came up with where he's a weird colorful rubber-hose-armed marshmallow human thing are more gender than what he is now, though.

Hbomb - Furry /pos. Seems nice enough.

Technoblade - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! TECHNO NEVER DIES! LOVE ME AN ANARCHIST OLD MAN PIG WHO WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS PATH! Also Piglin /pos.

Antfrost - Furry /neg. He’s actually fine, but I don't actually have much to say about him.

Philza Minecraft - is quite old, he is married to a woman, which I find interesting. I love him but would also like to punch him, just once. Just one little punch. Nothing super hard, just a little punch. Love ya, Dadza <3

Connor - Sonic Kinnie. I know he has lore but I cannot understand it and only know 1/10 of it so I can't actually say much about him. He seems depressed all the time though, so I feel bad for him.

Captain Puffy - The best Father I have ever seen <3 Also the only semi-fucking-responsible adult??? Like Sam used to be too but then he… yeah… I love her!

Viky - Doesn't exist in cannon I think??

Lazar - Does he exist in cannon either????

Ranboo - YOU!!! You <333 YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I love you!! You make me a little sad sometimes but also INCREDIBLY happy!! My little hypocrite <3 my little walking contradiction <3 also REALLY gender, VIOLENTLY so. And Enderman /very pos.

Foolish - I like you! I don’t know much about you, but I’m learning more! I like your builds and attitude! Nice man :)

Hannah - I know literally NOTHING about you at all but I want to because you seem so badass and cool holy shit

Slimecicle - FUCKING WEIRD ASS SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE BEGINING OF TIME???? YES PLEASE!!! SO GENDER!!! SO COOL!!! LOVE!!! LOVE LOV ELVOEKJDENJJW!!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking man <3333333 Filled with bones and meat and not slime at all <333333333

Michael McChill - Dream Stan /neg I don’t know much about this guy, actually, pretty neutral on him.

Michael _Beloved - Nice boy! Very polite! Probably could kill me if he wanted! Good lad!

Michelle - Oh she would whoop my ass. Great and fantastic!

Yogurt - babeyy,,,,,, boi,,,,, come hereee,,,,,, pspspsppspspsspspsp,,,,,,, i love youuu,,,,,,,

Foolish Jr. - Seems energetic and excitable! Good lad!

Finley - Fantastic, wonderful girl!

Shroud - I LOVE YOU. I WILL FIGHT ANY WAR YOU ASK ME TO. I WILL KILL MY FAMILY FOR YOU. SHROUD SUPREMACY. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mexican Dream - Eyyyyyy look at he! Look at the he!!! I like he :)))) he’s cool.

Dream XD - Oh so you’re THAT kind of asshole. Love it. 10/10. Also biblically accurate angel inspired designs for this mf??? So gender. Violently gender. Love that shit.

Drista - YOU!!!! ARE!!! SO!!!! COOL!!!! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR YOU!!!! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER!!!! CHAOS!!!!! ARSON!!!!! YES!!!!!

Mamacita - p, prett y wom an,,, 

Mumza Kristin - If anyone doesn't like Mumza I’ll cut their body into fourths and burry the pieces under a Denny’s <3 She’s so poggers.

Friend - Friend! :DDD