#mind is *blown*

[swiftreader1989]

The unfortunate thing about the book only being in Lyra’s point of view is she sucks so bad.

good thing is you wouldn't have to read it if you didn't want to😱 !!!!!!!

[cleradinscloset]

it's the fact that they could be filming anything right now that's really getting to me. like they could be filming byler kiss and we would have no clue

[writing-imagines]

Y’all Maxxxine was so good!! I can’t believe a sequel could be so good! If any of y’all have seen it please talk to me about it!!

[bortuzzzzin]

Went through my photos on my phone and came across this beauty of Joel Edmundson eating a pineapple. Niceeee

[truepokefan]

Dit seizoen heeft digitaal geld en een analoge test

[like-phantoms-forever]

what do you MEAN that fall out boy made an updated version of we didn't start the fire

[sinnedbigly]

Raphael goes by the name Azariah and Israfil ?!?!

THAT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE AZIRAPHALE

[flameunquenched]

never been offered 25 million for a single horse before like holy hell

[userblaney]

234.220mph.

[lylahammar]

STUDIO TRIGGER????? YOU DID THIS FOR US?

[drugstorecowgirlss]

I used to listen to iwrestledabearonce in highschool and lately I’ve been listening 2 spirit box and found out that’s the same vocalist

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

[oddaudreyleereally]

Every now and again I get reminded that the normal amount of daily pain is zero, and that still blows my mind every time... You have days without pain????

[bolandoando]

jaunty = gentil

[dynamic-k]

DEAR

GOD

My mind has exploded, but this is so funny to think about!!

I cannot believe I never thought about this prior to viewing this post.

I'm in tears they can't just confirm shit like Macaque meowing

Anyways, here's the scene 🌚