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With the lumpy disease on the rise, the prices of milk and dairy products are on the increase too and the quality of milk is greatly impacted as a result. To meet the demand of the milk consumers, milkmen have started to shed off their long-trusted customers. Or make up for the quantity by sacrificing the quality..........read more
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Hol up why this milk taste good
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you're too young to remember this gromit but tumper used to know all my frequently used tags even ah ohhh big honkin boobies some massive mmmmommy milkers huge hombers like massive gazongas just enormous milkin hooters but now i have to keep a list in my notes app like a caveman
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I was tagged by @magic-ace in this post where they wanted me to answer all of them, so here it is:
🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats
🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?
A classic tale of "my favorite character didn't get enough screen time" led to this.
🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love
🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?
Give it a 5. I don't mind it but it's difficult to focus on the proofreading side of it.
🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis
🔥🔥🌞🔥🔥
🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?
@magic-ace @mecha-milkers @i-am-an-omen
🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love
I haven't finished it, but Descent by Zakharie.
💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?
Zero.
🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis
@brockendrems
🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?
Original characters. Reader inserts aren't for me.
🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before
I will share one of my favorite taekwondo stories from many years ago because I think it is funny. Two different short dads I was sparring with managed to accidentally nail me in the face with the same kick on two different occasions, months apart. (You cannot hit the face in taekwondo but going for a headshot it happens a lot.) The first time miraculously didn't knock out any teeth but my upper lip got stuck in my braces and I had to rip it out while laughing maniacally. I looked like a corpse for weeks. The second time was straight in the nose, so my nose is still slightly crooked and makes a crunchy noise if I wiggle it to this day.
Both of the dads felt terrible but I was a teenage boy so I thought blood on my uniform was cool.
The "short dad curse" was real for a bit there and the only reason it hasn't continued is because I am now the short dad myself.
🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?
I don't have this problem.
🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
Knock Out and Breakdown roughhouse a lot.
🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual?
Reblog my shit with silly tags.
🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now
I'm learning to animate, which is cool.
I'm feeling a little more hopeful about finishing my degree.
My friends are wonderful.
📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?
I don't use the notes app.
🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
I know better than to share that on this hellsite.
🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?
Typical murder-related writing searches.
🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on
I got a small notebook to write tasks in, things I've done, what and when I ate, etc. This has been very helpful for memory loss and blackouts.
❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?
Don't have one, but one of these days I want to write something more hopeful, something along the lines of a 2010s-era superhero cartoon but as a novel. Don't have a plot for that one yet. It's rotating in my head, though.
🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity
One of the best pieces of writing advice I ever heard was "give yourself permission to suck." When you sit down to write you can't be fixated on making it perfect the first time. All your first draft has to do is exist. Anything you write down you can change later, but you gotta get it down first.
🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh
My roommate and I keep saying "inch resting" and "ingredience" to each other.
🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
Any.
🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate
He makes admittedly funny puns. That's it. That's all I'm giving Silas.
🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told?
I don't lie except for safety.
🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately
Grief.
🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?
A few.
🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing
Don't give my characters enough time to "rest"--it's one crisis after the other. That's the way I like it but someone get em therapy what the hell
🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?
It depends what kind.
🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here
She barely made it halfway down to the gallows before something slammed into her, knocking her into the side of the building and shattering a line of windows. The crowd gasped and looked up, and then all Suncatcher could see was shadows and broken glass and the gun someone shoved into her face.
“If you can’t sit back and watch nicely,” Crossfire said, “then you can’t watch at all.”
“Go to hell,” Suncatcher said, and the blades on her forearms snapped out and stabbed into Crossfire’s midsection.
☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?
Thought ShortCircuit would be a good pen name for Transformers fanfic. It eventually became a new pen name overall, though I still use NobleRunaway in other spaces.
🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them
@magic-ace @mecha-milkers @i-am-an-omen I love you guys so much. May your pancakes always be fresh.
🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them
So remember when I answered one of these with "grief"
🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it
This doodle of Knock Out because it speaks to me.
🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?
I wrote an entire rant and deleted it because the internet can't read. But there is something and it falls under mischaracterization.
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I already made a post about this, but that was under a reblog so...ya. I really want to talk about my thoughts about cougar macdowall
I see a few people down playing the thumbnails and cherry picking his sfw ones and it feels like they are just ignoring his nsfw thumb nails all together
#--TW for suggestive content--# (His thumbnails for elaboration and examples)
(Take a shot every time he says SUSSY)
Also, these blatantly break youtubes rules on different levels
It ESPECIALLY violates these rules
for the cow girl comic ,both the thumbnail and the video itself has a specific emphasis on the women's breast. It would be one thing if the character just so happen to have large breast. HOWEVER, The thumb nail makes it obvious that the emphasis is in a sexual manner (calling her mommy and calling them milkers and not to mention, the text above the characters head. The girl with the bun saying (M-m-milk AAAA Sorry" and the cow girl asking "do you want some?" ie "Milk") Again, you can look at his other vids and the same goes for them. (Also, I cheked the video myself to see what it is about and...ya, its just jokes about how big the characters boobs are.)
I get that rule 34 is a thing (if it exist, there porn of it) but, you tube is not the platform for it and it is so weird seeing people bend over backwards and ack like the world will fucking implode if they take their nsfw specific stuff to a more age appropriate site or properly age restrict them.
Something that people who make content like this don't seem to get, even if you market "not for kids" (Which doesn't do anything and isn't the same as age restricting). How algorithms works, it sees that someone is looking poppy playtime stuff and will recommend content relating to common imagery and or key words. So a kid (and lets face it, Poppy play time dose in fact have fans that are children) will be looking up poppy playtime stuff and the algorithm will then push more related content to them. Because these videos are not age restricted, they show up on their recommended videos.
Cougar mentions, that this would not be an issue on youtube kids, however, not every parent wants to make a whole new account and we cant control if a kid has good parents that will get them a youtube kids account and or monitor what they watch.
But even then, the YouTube kids app also isn't safe!!!!
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(This is one of many videos talking about the weird shit put on Youtube kids app)
Also, if you don't have a youtube at all, age restricted videos will be locked from you until you make a youtube. Also, I don't get why he will sometimes have there nsfw thumbnails on comic dubs that are not supper sexual or just slightly suggestive (however, he dose have SUPPER suggestive videos as well) With that, and his fallowing, I don't understand why he doesn't just have a Patrion with his more explicit work, if anything, he would get more money for that and it better assures that kids don't see that
With all that said, there isn't anything wrong with content that is slightly suggestive, however, it is clear he is only doing these particular video thumbnails as click bait. Its one thing to make a sexual joke or imply sex or have a revealing outfit, it is ANOTHER when it is obviously supposed to be sexually gratifying
If he wants to make suggestive stuff, fine, I just don't see why he doesn't just make a patrion or twitter or BlueSky's or literally any ware else to put this content on
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Künstlich auf Ewig
“Goddamn it! Not again!”
I stared at my recent posted artwork, on the platform known as UArt. I’ve been a user of this app for almost a year and posted artwork after artwork....
Yet no matter how much I drew or what I drew for that matter, my likes were only around 5-10. 15 on a good day.
It was so frustrating....
Oh right. Sorry, I haven’t told you who I am yet. My name is Emily and I am a 18 year old artist. I loved drawing for my whole life. To just create my own worlds, characters and whatnot....It’s magical. Art was my favourite subject in school even, the only one I excelled at while the rest was....Let’s not talk about that. I did end up graduating after all (somehow).
I was working as a cashier, at a local supermarket and tried in my freetime my hardest, to make my art business run well. I posted regularly, posted stories and connected with other artists. My online friends liked the water color painting style that my drawings often had. My own artstyle.
Yet....in spite of all the support, I never had anyone commission me... Well except a few people, who ended up scamming me out of 200 dollars and now I am in credit card debt. Urgh.... Mom and dad didnt like that and haven’t talked to me since. Was about 2 months ago.
Right now, I was getting out of bed and looking on my phone. Today, I had a day off so I wanted to spend some time to work on my artwork.
But sadly, my motivation sunk faster than the Titanic.
Because my artwork, which depicted my OC a serial killer who loves strawberry and uses the blood to make strawberry, barely got any likes. Which wasn’t unusual. But I wasn’t mad about that.
No...I was mad at another artwork. Well....No. Calling it artwork would be an insult.
Because I was looking at soulless trash of a beautiful anime girl. An AI-generated image. Guess how many likes that one got?
If you guessed 90k, then you are correct.
There were so many comments, praising this soulless piece of trash. Simping for this thing...just because of the fat milkers and charming smile.
Barely a single comment, called the artist out for using AI. I mean, come on! Her thumbs were as long as the other fingers and as thin too. Not to mention that the dress she was wearing was fused with the background.
Either the “artist” who posted this shit, deleted all the comments. Or some people are too horny, to see what’s in front of them in the mirror...well, on the screen. But you get me, right?
It’s not fair!
I work day and night to generate artwork after artwork, barely getting any likes. And what does this user do?!
Just type in some stupid commands, to generate this shit!
I gritted my teeth and resisted the urge to scream.
God...I needed some coffee......
Forcing myself to get out of bed, I slumped towards the kitchen and immediately poured tons of coffee into the machine, as I sat down and ate some chocolate cake I made from last night. My figure was rather plumb and it was annoying that people make fun of my weight.
But I think I am physically well off. Otherwise, I would have already had an cardiac arrest, lifting those water pack bottles in the back. Seriously.
I am strong enough, to lift two boxes on my shoulder. I am fine, damn it.
Urgh...
Sipping out of my coffee, I noticed yet another rent notice on the ground. The landlord was starting to get impatient.
Damn it............
I needed money quickly.
I...needed-
Suddenly, I saw a notification on my phone. Someone sent me a DM. With a smile, I opened it and began to read it.
“Hey MagicMaroon, I love your art. Its soo cool and it inspired me, to make my own AI Art using your style. Hope you like it!” :D
I stopped smiling, when I saw the post he forwarded too.
It...was the same stupid ai artist......And...
He made an ai-generated image with my style!
And...it got 10 k likes already!
I gritted my teeth angrily and typed.
“Take it down.”
“Why?”, he asked. “I like it.”
“You stole my art!”
“Well, your fault for posting it to begin with.”, he answered, with a laughing emoji. “Nothing on the internet is private. I can do what I want and I gave credit too. Check the desc.”
My eye twitched, as I read the description.
They wrote “Credit to the artist”
I typed again.
“You fucking bastard! Type my name!”
“Hm? But why? It’s not like you have tons of followers anyway. Plus, I made the art. Not you. I am a way better artist than you. Haha xD”
I groaned angrily.
He...he had the nerve to steal my art....something I worked on for years.....And mocked me?!
That’s it!
I quickly took screenshots of the convo, while that bastard kept writing me.
“I made 90 k with all my art!
“I made the best art ever!”
“AI is the future. No one cares about weak humans like you.”
“Hello, why are you not responding?”
I smirked and then swiped to the story board and then made a long post, detailing my screenshots.
And then....I posted it.
It took a bit, but eventually I got likes.
First one...
Then two...
Then three...
I got more and more likes and shares and I waited patiently, for the little shit to write back in shock.
I smiled and then swiped to the DM profile and laughed.
His account was no longer there. It got deleted.
“Take that, art thief!”, I shouted and laughed loudly. God...this made my day......
And it barely started!
Giggling to myself, I suddenly noticed an email popping up. Curiously, I opened it and.....
.......it was from the AI artist, MoonDream AI. He wrote:
“Listen bitch. You made a big mistake. You cost me a lot. You will pay.”
Rolling my eyes, I blocked the bastard and got up happily.
Time to draw another painting.
The next hours were rather uneventful. I painted on my phone, as my account got more and more followers and my art got more and more likes. Many artist reached out to me, in order to share their experiences and frustration with AI art. It was liberating.
And in the upcoming days, I even got a few comissions and I finished em all in a couple of days, making about 400 dollars, enough to pay my stupid rent.
At last, everything was going my way. Which is why I was sitting in my home in the evening, watching Netflix. It had been a week since that AI artist disappeared from the end of the earth and I was feeling quite relaxed, to say the least.
Things were going great.....
At least, I thought they did. Because no matter how hard I tried to draw, I still had that mail in my head.
It sounded threatening...but, what were they gonna do? I blocked them and their account is no more.
I should just relax for the time being. Some guys on the net can talk big, but have next to not action. Which is why, I simply needed to relax for now.
Stuffing my mouth with a bit of popcorn, I hummed relaxed and stared at the TV. Right now, the main character was about to kiss his lover and have hot sex with him. Slowly, I watched in awe as he took off his shirt, for their tongues to clash and their little buddies to perk out, when-
.....something strange happened.
The hand....the hand of the MC.......
Why did it suddenly have a 6th finger? An animation error?
Well.....it happens. It-
Wait...why did the hand now go into the penis, as if it was liquid? And..why....
The men....they kiss but...........their tongues...fuse with each other and their hair..fuses with the noses...
Suddenly, they barely resemble people anymore! Wh...What’s going on?!
The background..it was a bed and now....and now......its...a car? And...then......a boat?
The animation changes constantly! Like...like a machine and...and....and....and....and.....
................Wait...........
I blinked briefly.
And all of a sudden, I was sitting in the darkness. My breathing hitched, as disgusting images shot through my mind.
That grotesque animation....those...disgusting gory visuals....the faces I was looking at, shifting into different people every second.....
I coughed something out. I...I thought it was blood, but....
It...was some black liquid.
I vomited the substance out heavily and fell on the floor, the room filling with some strange scent that reminded me of some rotten meat and sweet candy.
It...was disgusting...So disgusting...
And those images...they kept on coming...and..and...my limbs...
They...twisted...turned....and....and.....lost the right proportions...My leg was twice as big as my body, my head was as small as my pinkie and my limbs were as thin as my hair, as my breasts expanded and became as big as my leg and arm respectively.
I tried to scream, but the substance began to make me choke. I screamed in pain and...and...and.....
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The next day, another artwork was posted on URArt. The artist was Moondr_eam AI....
....and I was the artwork.
The End
#ai art should die#ai art slander#horror stories#surreal horror#horror writing#horror#kafkaesque#cw blood#strange#odd#surreal story#short fiction#short story
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Felix, I've always had this fantasy of an app-controlled chastity belt. Full of fucking dildos, estim, milkers, and every other tool imaginable to be used to make you writhe and squirm. The best part? You're building the app I use to control you. You keep being made to add features that give me more control and new ways to fuck with you. And of course, selling the device means putting you in front of potential investors...so they can try out the product themselves.
Anonymously (or not) send sexual fantasies your muse has had about mine.
"Well... Fuck, that's hot. It's actually a damn good idea. I should absolutely get that going, however since it was technically your idea, you should certainly come approach me so we can work out the details. And just to let you know, I'm very thorough with quality control, so of course I would never let anybody sell or invest in the product without having it tested on myself. So I'm right with you on that."
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Who doesn’t like a warm beverage in the rainy season? I sure hope you do cause if you don’t you are missing a beautiful experience. Well aside from that how does it connects with the dairy products online app? To know that you’ll have to know how the rainy season affects your milk and milk quality.............read more
#Buy Organic Dairy Products Online Delivery#farm fresh milk delivery near me#milker app#dairy products online app
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trek twitter really does just rehash the same drama tumblr had
#i know i mention this a lot but some days i just go on the app and see shit i saw years ago and i just have to lock my phone#i only follow a few people so i only see the side of people defending the new shows#but i guess there’s people saying the new trek isn’t real star trek#and i’m like......... didn’t we go over this with aos??? with discovery??#like i know ‘tumblrs dead’#but i literally could never become a fandom twitter account#because that’s how you get sh*tner saying fatty milkers and i’d rather not#the celebrities are all right there!!!!!#idk that just feels weird to me but maybe i’m getting old#but i have a few mutuals over there that i enjoy seeing.... i wonder if they have a tumblr lmao#text
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hello! I would just like to ask if you could give a tutorial on how to draw hot men pls ?? :DD i too would love to partake in drawing in le abs and mommy milkers ^^
the thing i can only give are advice LMFAOO 3 years ago i couldnt draw men AT ALL and i was deprived of hot men content so i thought to my self "guess i have to do it myself then" so i practiced drawing ever since. 1. ANATOMY - SUPER important. you should def know how to draw atleast the basic foundations for anatomy, i had the advantage of studying anatomy because of my college course but before that I did try to know body anatomy. up until now i still study anatomy to improve my drawings because my art style keeps on slightly changing wahaha 2. REFERENCE - absolutely use references, save pictures of a nice picture u found of a topless guy and observe how muscles are drawn based on their position. I have like a reference board up whenever i draw so its really helpful. reference from other cool artists u see!!! its good to take inspiration on other artists but dont fully replicate their style. - one good reference also are manhwas, webtoons that have big hot men lmfaoooo /srs esp if the anatomy is good, they dont have nipples tho lmfaooo
*underneath is a screen cap of my reference board, the app is called pure ref. very very helpful
3. OBSERVE AND PRACTICE - i know ppl keep telling u to practice and shit but it really is important to do so. sometimes when i see other art pieces it takes me atleast 5 min or so just staring at it. like im engraving it on my mind that this muscle should look like this when you move it like this etc etc. honestly this is the only thing i could give bc im not a professional artist. but this is what i did to draw men and their mommy milkers. THE MAIN MOTIVATION IS TO THIRST AND BE WHOREKNEE i'll try to do a step by step tutorial on how i draw men when im free (keyword: TRY)
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I was fine with gandalfs mommy milkers and the various shit posts and the art and all of the other blaze posts I've seen on my dash. But I'm drawing the line at these fuckin Christian posts I've seen every time I've opened this app today. Get it away.
#right thing#lords work#very much in an aggresively anti-christian mood lately due to some childhood *stuff* being brought up#so no im not apologizing#fuck you if you think forcing your religion down someones throat who clearly isnt interested is the or the#youre brainwashed sorry not sorry#fuck the church#goblin rambles#personal#rant#delete later?#probably not no one reads my posts anyways let alone the tags#grouchy goblin
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My posts are proof that Aaron slander wouldn’t exist if they canonically gave him massive honkers. Just a nice ol’ rack. Some proper juicy milkers.
Because I post minimal amounts of his personality on this app.
All I post is his personality. And that’s grabbing some attention. So… jesson…
take notes,
Learn from the master.
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So tumblr app is doing a thing where it’ll insert posts into the dash “Based on your likes!”
On one hand, it’s a little annoying
On the other hand, how else would I have known there’s a blog called “Gandalf’s Mommy Milkers”?
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Remember when the lex app came out and I was endlessly annoyed about the wall to wall uwu smol bean handholding and cheek kisses posts on a hookup app? I take it all back. I would pay so much money to have uwu small bean lex instead of women self describing as holes, mommy milkers, and urinals. Ladies, the pornsick is showing.
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