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milker-app · 2 years
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With the lumpy disease on the rise, the prices of milk and dairy products are on the increase too and the quality of milk is greatly impacted as a result. To meet the demand of the milk consumers, milkmen have started to shed off their long-trusted customers. Or make up for the quantity by sacrificing the quality..........read more
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thxnks4themrms · 10 months
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Hol up why this milk taste good
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smute · 8 months
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you're too young to remember this gromit but tumper used to know all my frequently used tags even ah ohhh big honkin boobies some massive mmmmommy milkers huge hombers like massive gazongas just enormous milkin hooters but now i have to keep a list in my notes app like a caveman
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I was tagged by @magic-ace in this post where they wanted me to answer all of them, so here it is:
🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats
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🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?
A classic tale of "my favorite character didn't get enough screen time" led to this.
🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love
🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?
Give it a 5. I don't mind it but it's difficult to focus on the proofreading side of it.
🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis
🔥🔥🌞🔥🔥
🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?
@magic-ace @mecha-milkers @i-am-an-omen
🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love
I haven't finished it, but Descent by Zakharie.
💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?
Zero.
🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis
@brockendrems
🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?
Original characters. Reader inserts aren't for me.
🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before
I will share one of my favorite taekwondo stories from many years ago because I think it is funny. Two different short dads I was sparring with managed to accidentally nail me in the face with the same kick on two different occasions, months apart. (You cannot hit the face in taekwondo but going for a headshot it happens a lot.) The first time miraculously didn't knock out any teeth but my upper lip got stuck in my braces and I had to rip it out while laughing maniacally. I looked like a corpse for weeks. The second time was straight in the nose, so my nose is still slightly crooked and makes a crunchy noise if I wiggle it to this day.
Both of the dads felt terrible but I was a teenage boy so I thought blood on my uniform was cool.
The "short dad curse" was real for a bit there and the only reason it hasn't continued is because I am now the short dad myself.
🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?
I don't have this problem.
🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
Knock Out and Breakdown roughhouse a lot.
🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual?
Reblog my shit with silly tags.
🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now
I'm learning to animate, which is cool.
I'm feeling a little more hopeful about finishing my degree.
My friends are wonderful.
📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?
I don't use the notes app.
🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
I know better than to share that on this hellsite.
🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?
Typical murder-related writing searches.
🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on
I got a small notebook to write tasks in, things I've done, what and when I ate, etc. This has been very helpful for memory loss and blackouts.
❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?
Don't have one, but one of these days I want to write something more hopeful, something along the lines of a 2010s-era superhero cartoon but as a novel. Don't have a plot for that one yet. It's rotating in my head, though.
🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity
One of the best pieces of writing advice I ever heard was "give yourself permission to suck." When you sit down to write you can't be fixated on making it perfect the first time. All your first draft has to do is exist. Anything you write down you can change later, but you gotta get it down first.
🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh
My roommate and I keep saying "inch resting" and "ingredience" to each other.
🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
Any.
🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate
He makes admittedly funny puns. That's it. That's all I'm giving Silas.
🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told?
I don't lie except for safety.
🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately
Grief.
🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?
A few.
🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing
Don't give my characters enough time to "rest"--it's one crisis after the other. That's the way I like it but someone get em therapy what the hell
🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?
It depends what kind.
🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here
She barely made it halfway down to the gallows before something slammed into her, knocking her into the side of the building and shattering a line of windows. The crowd gasped and looked up, and then all Suncatcher could see was shadows and broken glass and the gun someone shoved into her face.
“If you can’t sit back and watch nicely,” Crossfire said, “then you can’t watch at all.”
“Go to hell,” Suncatcher said, and the blades on her forearms snapped out and stabbed into Crossfire’s midsection.
☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?
Thought ShortCircuit would be a good pen name for Transformers fanfic. It eventually became a new pen name overall, though I still use NobleRunaway in other spaces.
🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them
@magic-ace @mecha-milkers @i-am-an-omen I love you guys so much. May your pancakes always be fresh.
🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them
So remember when I answered one of these with "grief"
🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it
This doodle of Knock Out because it speaks to me.
🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?
I wrote an entire rant and deleted it because the internet can't read. But there is something and it falls under mischaracterization.
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assfcrdays · 11 months
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Felix, I've always had this fantasy of an app-controlled chastity belt. Full of fucking dildos, estim, milkers, and every other tool imaginable to be used to make you writhe and squirm. The best part? You're building the app I use to control you. You keep being made to add features that give me more control and new ways to fuck with you. And of course, selling the device means putting you in front of potential investors...so they can try out the product themselves.
Anonymously (or not) send sexual fantasies your muse has had about mine.
"Well... Fuck, that's hot. It's actually a damn good idea. I should absolutely get that going, however since it was technically your idea, you should certainly come approach me so we can work out the details. And just to let you know, I'm very thorough with quality control, so of course I would never let anybody sell or invest in the product without having it tested on myself. So I'm right with you on that."
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creativefuturesza · 1 year
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Automatic Penis Strokers For Men
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Automatic penis strokers for men are a great way to take the hassle out of masturbation, and the good ones are made with the user in mind. They are crafted out of durable, hypoallergenic materials and aren’t laced with latex or other harmful ingredients that can be dangerous to your health.
They are also hands-free, so you can focus on other parts of your body and avoid repetitive hand movements. They are also a lot easier to control than manual models, allowing you to adjust the speed and depth of your strokes easily.
There are many different types of automatic strokers, and the key is finding one that matches your personality and lube preferences. You’ll want to make sure that the product you buy has a range of settings and is easy to clean.
The best automatic strokers for men should offer a range of erotic sensations, including vibrations. These can be regulated and adjusted to your preferences, enhancing the intensity of your orgasm.
They should also come with multiple rumble modes so you can choose the one that suits you best. They’re especially ideal for beginners who aren’t used to sex toys and don’t have experience adjusting the settings on their own.
For more intense sensations, try a ribbed or textured surface. These will help you get the most out of your sex sessions, and the feeling of texture will feel even more satisfying than that of smooth surfaces.
Another feature you’ll find on automatic masturbators is a warmer, which helps to enhance the realism of your sex. The Kiiroo Keon is an amazing example of this, offering a powerful motor that can be warmed up to enhance the realism of your erotic sensations.
It has 10 different pleasure functions and a soft-touch coating that keeps your sexy grip on the product as you stroke. Plus, it can be paired with VR goggles for an immersive virtual sex experience!
If you want a premium sex toy, the LoveBotz The Milker is a fantastic option. It’s an automatic stroker that gives you sensations that are hard to match with a regular manual model, and it’s priced accordingly.
The LELO F1s V2 is another high-tech sex toy that has a lot of features to explore. It’s Bluetooth-enabled, and it can be controlled from a mobile app or via a remote control. You can also use a VR headset to control the toy, and it has a large online database of hot porn content.
There’s also a Bluetooth app that you can connect to, so you can sync your LELO F1s with compatible toys and enjoy the convenience of multi-player interaction. And if you’re looking to get a little more interactive, it can also be synced with other products that work with the app, allowing for remote control.
There are many great automatic penis strokers for men, so you’re bound to find one that suits your needs. Just make sure that you find the right one for you before you make your purchase, and remember to lube up properly!
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vulcannic · 4 years
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trek twitter really does just rehash the same drama tumblr had
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milker-app · 2 years
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Who doesn’t like a warm beverage in the rainy season? I sure hope you do cause if you don’t you are missing a beautiful experience. Well aside from that how does it connects with the dairy products online app? To know that you’ll have to know how the rainy season affects your milk and milk quality.............read more
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lucy-roo · 2 years
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hello! I would just like to ask if you could give a tutorial on how to draw hot men pls ?? :DD i too would love to partake in drawing in le abs and mommy milkers ^^
the thing i can only give are advice LMFAOO 3 years ago i couldnt draw men AT ALL and i was deprived of hot men content so i thought to my self "guess i have to do it myself then" so i practiced drawing ever since. 1. ANATOMY - SUPER important. you should def know how to draw atleast the basic foundations for anatomy, i had the advantage of studying anatomy because of my college course but before that I did try to know body anatomy. up until now i still study anatomy to improve my drawings because my art style keeps on slightly changing wahaha 2. REFERENCE - absolutely use references, save pictures of a nice picture u found of a topless guy and observe how muscles are drawn based on their position. I have like a reference board up whenever i draw so its really helpful. reference from other cool artists u see!!! its good to take inspiration on other artists but dont fully replicate their style. - one good reference also are manhwas, webtoons that have big hot men lmfaoooo /srs esp if the anatomy is good, they dont have nipples tho lmfaooo
*underneath is a screen cap of my reference board, the app is called pure ref. very very helpful
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3. OBSERVE AND PRACTICE - i know ppl keep telling u to practice and shit but it really is important to do so. sometimes when i see other art pieces it takes me atleast 5 min or so just staring at it. like im engraving it on my mind that this muscle should look like this when you move it like this etc etc. honestly this is the only thing i could give bc im not a professional artist. but this is what i did to draw men and their mommy milkers. THE MAIN MOTIVATION IS TO THIRST AND BE WHOREKNEE i'll try to do a step by step tutorial on how i draw men when im free (keyword: TRY)
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I was fine with gandalfs mommy milkers and the various shit posts and the art and all of the other blaze posts I've seen on my dash. But I'm drawing the line at these fuckin Christian posts I've seen every time I've opened this app today. Get it away.
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My posts are proof that Aaron slander wouldn’t exist if they canonically gave him massive honkers. Just a nice ol’ rack. Some proper juicy milkers.
Because I post minimal amounts of his personality on this app.
All I post is his personality. And that’s grabbing some attention. So… jesson…
take notes,
Learn from the master.
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mischif · 3 years
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So tumblr app is doing a thing where it’ll insert posts into the dash “Based on your likes!”
On one hand, it’s a little annoying
On the other hand, how else would I have known there’s a blog called “Gandalf’s Mommy Milkers”?
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Remember when the lex app came out and I was endlessly annoyed about the wall to wall uwu smol bean handholding and cheek kisses posts on a hookup app? I take it all back. I would pay so much money to have uwu small bean lex instead of women self describing as holes, mommy milkers, and urinals. Ladies, the pornsick is showing.
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My notes app just tried to autocorrect “Melkor” to “Milker.” That meme predates me on Tumblr so I have to ask: IS THIS WHERE IT CAME FROM???
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ppersonna · 3 years
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Lindy, your humor, kindness, creativity, and overall presence is one of my two favorite things that I see on this app 💙
The second thing is Namjoon’s tits 😌
thank you so SO MUCH anon!! i love you very much and feel so thankful for you
and also thankful for these mommy milkers
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milker-app · 2 years
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An online milk delivery app is a digital platform that allows users to order and purchase milk and other dairy products directly from their smartphone or computer. Our Milker app offers a range of delivery options, including same-day or next-day delivery, as well as the ability to schedule recurring orders. With an online milk delivery app, customers can easily and conveniently shop for their favorite dairy products without having to make a trip to the store. Download our Milker app!
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