#milkbottles

[tamapalace]

I'm a little milk bottle short and stout. 🥛

[fontygolucky]

Some ppt2 stuff

[busterjustis]

Classic clear milk style glass bottle. Used. This is a very versatile piece! Use it for many purposes. Also would be great as a flower vase or to hold things!

[valentine-cafe]

˖⁺. ﹙ milkman alessio au x fem reader. ﹚ .𖹭 ݁

. . . milk's arrived !! 🍒 :  milkman au ˖ ﹙ milkman au alessio. ﹚ 

your local milkman comes to visit his favourite baker <3 cw: creampie, knotting, pussy spanking, pinning, kitchen sex, tummy bulge, overstimulation

Empty milkbottles strewn across the floor, with a messy kitchen counter covered in flour and few remainders of the dough mix that is now standing in wait for the buns to be made.

You, alike the flour, have your tits pressed down against the cold marble as your milkman’s hard cock slams a few more slews of cum inside of your fluttering pussy. The squeeze you have on him is so tight, he can’t get enough of it.

“Fuck, hah— just look at her, fluttering around me so pretty.” Alessio’s rough voice grunts into your ear, with a hand that intends on pulling out a few moans of you. Smacking against your stuffed and puffy quivering cunt.

“A— ahn-lessio-” His eyes flutter in delight. Such a beautiful way you sing out his name. His favourite baker, you make his job worthwhile. Unlike the rest of the neighbourhoods he goes to visit throughout the week.

The way your tits wiggle and plap against the counter is enough to make a pair of emerald hues roll back into their skull. Your cunt squelching so deliciously, he feels himself shooting another load into you from the sound itself.

“Ca-Can’t— O-oh fuck—” Sutters all spill out of your mouth like the waterfall between your legs. You’re milking him dry and you know it. fuck it feels too good too, but your poor pussy is getting so overstimulated and overwhelmed, your body instinctually tries to move away.

In turn, the man behind you presses you against the counter as hard as he can, ramming his spewing dick into you ferally.

A rough hand shoots down to the tummy bulge mixed with the cum he’s knotting you with and presses down on it to pull even more reactions out of you.

And oh does he. He feels a sudden hard clench around his throbbing cock, right before your cunt flutters and throbs, squirting cum all over, while you moan hard into his hand.

“Yeah— yeah that’s it— Doign s-so- good—”

[lenaellsi]

it's honestly a bit odd to me that so many people have jumped on the 'aziraphale will be pulling all the strings and playing politics in heaven' train. like I think it's true that the metatron is underestimating aziraphale's intelligence and ability to disrupt the second coming even while separated from crowley, but I also think the idea that aziraphale is going up to heaven with a clear idea of how he's just been lied to, an understanding of how much danger he's in, and a plan to stop it is a huge reach.

frankly, aziraphale is very vulnerable to manipulation. I'm thinking now of neil’s post with the diary entry from before the edinburgh minisode where he was duped by two humans, the whole thing with the nazis in 1941, and his sponsorship of shadwell's various obviously fake agents (sergeant milkbottle, etc.). he's not nearly as savvy as fanon tends to portray him. he takes people at face value, especially people he thinks of as Good. (that's not a dunk, btw--I find these things endearing, and a sign of aziraphale's innate wish to see the best in people. I just think that sometimes the BAMF protective aziraphale of fanon overshadows the slightly more naive aziraphale of canon. and honestly, I also think TV aziraphale is just a bit softer than book aziraphale, though he is capable of stepping up when it counts.)

and he's a bad liar! I know it's a meme in the fandom that aziraphale lies all the time, but he doesn't like it, and he's bad at it. he gets nervous and comes up with terrible excuses and the only reason he ever gets away with it is because the people he's lying to are idiots (gabriel), have their own agendas (god, the other archangels), or trust him to be honest (crowley).

aziraphale's real strength is his ability to take sudden, completely unexpected action. that's one of the things that crowley admires most about him. "he's unpredictable," is what he says to nina, and it's true! aziraphale's greatest moments of rebellion have always come from spur of the moment decisions, not intricate plans. (if anything, crowley is the planner--the arrangement and the thwarting of the apocalypse, their two longest cons, were both his idea.)

aziraphale gives the sword away because when he is forced to make a decision under pressure, he tends to land on the side of rebellious kindness. shielding crowley from the rain in eden, lying to gabriel to protect job's family, defying the quartermaster and returning to earth via possession during the apocalypse, blowing up his halo--he does these things because he's following that same impulse. when aziraphale has time to over think, he frets and fusses and is paralyzed by indecision. (or worse, he falls back on what heaven has taught him.)

TL;DR: I don't think aziraphale has any sort of grand plan other than a generalized "make things better," and I certainly don't think he is planning to betray heaven. he might try to come up with a plan once he figures out how bad things are going to get, but my bet is that what will actually disrupt the second coming is an absolutely bonkers off the wall decision that no one, crowley included, could ever predict. and I think it’ll happen, as it usually does with aziraphale, just after he accepts a difficult truth that fundamentally shifts his worldview—in this case, his final rejection of the idea of “good” and “bad” people, and of the entire morality system of heaven and hell.

[writeblrsummerfest]

"When I was a kitten, we had to watch Milkbottle Down," Mareen eyes the shelf the VHS is on. "I hated that movie."

#9 A VHS tape your elementary school played

[thestuffieguardian]

you are very handsome in that video, love your pale skin for some odd reason I can’t explain lol

Thank you. That Scottish weather be making you milkbottle white. That's why fake tan sales in Scotland rise exponentially each year 😂💙

[greenlandpissshark]

You’re laughing?? Primsy Milkbottle was stabbed by her new husband for the throne and you’re laughing??!?!

-Lou to Brennan, psychically

[shitisaysometimes]

Neil Gaiman: Then there are Majors Saucepan, Tin, Milkbottle, deceased, and Cupboard, because Shadwell's limited imagination had been beginning to struggle at this point.

Also Neil Gaiman: Maggie, Nina, Mrs. Sandwich

[1eos]

Allkpop article in 2030: ANC entertainment will be debuting a 13-member boy group next month. The average age of the group is 2 years old while the youngest member is said to be about 5 weeks old. They will be promoting their title song, rumored to be written and composed by a bts member, called "Milkbottle" of their mini album "Anxiety: When my mama broke water pt.1"

absolutely losing it over when my momma broke water 😭😭😭😭 but the comments will be like:

'the one year old... now that's a visual' (20 👍 0 👎)

'ofc their vocals aren't that good the can barely speak give them time and they'll take off' (12 👍 1 👎)

'omg look at member goo goo's predebut pics. he's always been a star [imgur link to a literal ultrasound pic]' (7 👍 0 👎)

'don't get me wrong i love F3TUS anyone else think it's weird they put the 4 month old in a lace diaper and drew abs on him 😵‍💫' (2👍 14👎)

'love the concept but the line distribution...... thumb sucker only got 2 seconds' (1👍 0 👎)

[reply]

'........ he can't talk ..... he's 7 weeks old' (0 👍 1 👎)

[rainworldmap]

right of milkbottle room:

left

right pipe

[crimsonthornedrose]

What's your favourite sweets and chocolate

Favourite sweets I love colts foot so much! :D Blackcurrent and liquorice sweets (not sure if you can get them df/soy free though anymore) Haribo eggs + hearts, milkbottles (which are surprisingly df haha and Squashies! Anykind of sweets with a squishy white foam back basically 😅

Chocolate wise I love Pana white chocolate I think it's called, booja booja truffles especially salted caramel or honeycomb truffles, loveraw chocolates. I love lots of vegan chocolates aslong as they are also dairy and soy free, I hate dark chocolate! 😅 My fave chocolate thing though? Rhythm 108 stuffed cookies, so good! 🤤

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[dahliavandare]

Ok, Shadwell is scamming the two of them in grossly different ways, but with the same exact act and it’s equally effective.

Aziraphale listens intently and is personally invested in everyone from Smith to Milkbottle.

Crowley doesn’t care who’s involved or how it gets done- he’s barely listening to Shadwell acknowledging the assignment.

But they’re both sponsoring the Witchfinder Army, and apparently quite satisfied with Shadwell’s work.

I feel like, as a fandom, we don't talk enough about the fact that Aziraphale and Crowley bragged about having "an army of secret agents" and it's THE SAME old man, scamming them both to buy condensed milk.

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Licha ya kutumika kwa ndama tu, chuchu hizi unaweza kutumia kuwanyweahea maziwa wanyama wengine kama: mbuzi, kondoo, nguruwe, mbwa, nk

Badala ya kutumia chupa ya soda tumia hizi chuchu ni nzuri sana na nirahisi kutumia.

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[violettesiren]

Nobody in the lane, and nothing, nothing but blackberries, Blackberries on either side, though on the right mainly, A blackberry alley, going down in hooks, and a sea Somewhere at the end of it, heaving. Blackberries Big as the ball of my thumb, and dumb as eyes Ebon in the hedges, fat With blue-red juices. These they squander on my fingers. I had not asked for such a blood sisterhood; they must love me. They accommodate themselves to my milkbottle, flattening their sides.

Overhead go the choughs in black, cacophonous flocks— Bits of burnt paper wheeling in a blown sky. Theirs is the only voice, protesting, protesting. I do not think the sea will appear at all. The high, green meadows are glowing, as if lit from within. I come to one bush of berries so ripe it is a bush of flies, Hanging their bluegreen bellies and their wing panes in a Chinese screen. The honey-feast of the berries has stunned them; they believe in heaven. One more hook, and the berries and bushes end.

The only thing to come now is the sea. From between two hills a sudden wind funnels at me, Slapping its phantom laundry in my face. These hills are too green and sweet to have tasted salt. I follow the sheep path between them. A last hook brings me To the hills’ northern face, and the face is orange rock That looks out on nothing, nothing but a great space Of white and pewter lights, and a din like silversmiths Beating and beating at an intractable metal.

Blackberrying by Sylvia Plath