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Garlic knot pythons 🐍

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TIL my high school has a Wikipedia page (I learned this via my sister telling me she was watching WWE and did I know one of the champions went to my* high school? No, I did not, but now I have more questions.) This surprised me as my graduating class had fewer than 70 people, and so I ask you:

* My siblings and I attended different high schools.

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I was more intrigued by this recommendation before I realized it was from the known raw-egg-enjoyer Tummy Tacos von Pickle Scurvy

🚨IT IS CURLY DOCK SEASON IN UTAH🚨

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT:

YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME, SAUTE IT FOR 10 MINUTES ON MEDIUM-LOW HEAT (BE CAREFUL IT WILL TURN INTO GOOP IF YOU OVERCOOK IT) AND HAVE A PLATE FULL OF GREENS THAT TASTE LIKE SPINACH AND LEMON AND POTATOES.

It is a RIDICULOUS amount of free and delicious food. I passed a whole field of these growing by a bike trail. Like, ten leaves is enough to be very filling. That’s maybe a quarter of a plant. I only meant to eat them as a side but I was so full I’m just gonna save my chicken nuggets for tomorrow.

They’re not like, isolated to Beautiful Mountain Waterfalls on anything, I found mine growing in an abandoned lot by a parking lot. They’re just a little known delicacy.

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Cooking dinner has taken a turn.

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Asking if sex work is empowering or not is just... asking the wrong question.

Is construction work empowering? Is call center work empowering?

Sex work is a job. Jobs don't need to be empowering to justify their existence, or to justify their need for standard labor protections.

The fact is, some people do feel empowered by their work. Some people feel traumatized doing that same work. This is true of any art job.

No job is *inherently* empowering. Not under capitalism.

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I did not think of this and indeed it is perfect!

Alexander McQueen Autumn / Winter 2024

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Too good to stay on twitter

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I love that fifteen of you agree with me.

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

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They're wanting to change the definition of water to see which water would qualify under the Clean Water Act...I wish I was making this up.

What this means, in layman's terms, is that not all water or wetlands would be under environmental protections, so some could legally be dumped in, scraped out of, or otherwise harmed.

The comment period for this is pretty short (just a few days left!) so please submit comments asking for ALL water to be protected.

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I missed one homework assignment (1) in sixth grade because I didn’t see it on the board and my mom took me to get glasses.

(Meanwhile, that particular assignment had been written lower than usual so my line of sight had literally been blocked by other students and I just hadn’t noticed there was something written there.)

I feel like this story says more about my mother than my eye sight.

People who wear glasses, did you discover you needed them because an elementary/primary school teacher noticed you were struggling with work and realized it was because you couldn’t see?

-Yes

-No, but I wear glasses

-No, I don’t wear glasses

-Some sort of nuance?

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Jaskier: I am 100% sure that buying these shoes could lead to my friend Geralt and I having sex.

Jaskier: But I’m 0% sure whether they should be in my size or his…

Alexander McQueen Autumn / Winter 2024

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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Can’t take Star Trek reboot Spock seriously; every time I see him I go “Why is Sylar there?”

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A pox on inaccurate close captions!