dahliavandare
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I am also DahliaVanDare on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/DahliaVanDare/works there’s a link here She/her. I like Mad Max: Fury Road, Futurama, music, and needle crafts.
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My dogs are on the bed more than my husband.
fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.
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Took another 20 minutes for me to stop scrolling tumblr and grab the headache medicine out of the cabinet right behind me.
Hope it’s not that kind of day. I have Things to do
Fuck! I came to the kitchen an hour ago to make a cup of tea and take headache medicine
I drank half a cup of tea (now it’s bitter and over steeped) and Still. Haven’t. Taken. Headache. Medicine.
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Fuck! I came to the kitchen an hour ago to make a cup of tea and take headache medicine
I drank half a cup of tea (now it’s bitter and over steeped) and Still. Haven’t. Taken. Headache. Medicine.
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My vibe about ships since forever tbh
#and if after seeing that it’s not new you’re still hellbent on it being a flaw#then it’s one humanity has been working with and around all along and it hasn’t stopped our best#the best things humans have done have been done while still being interested by fucked up ideas and that’s ok#put your energy into choosing good and helpful actions rather than worrying about what stories interest people#it’s natural to be intrigued by a mindset alien to your own and sometimes that means being interested in why are they so screwed up
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Writing Worksheets & Templates
will update this every few weeks/months. alternatively, here are all my tagged Writing Worksheets & Templates
Chapter Outline ⚜ Character- or Plot-Driven Story
Death & Sacrifice ⚜ Magic & Rituals ⚜ Plot-Planning
Editing: Sentence Check ⚜ Writing Your Novel: 20 Questions
Tension ⚜ Thought Distortions ⚜ What's at Stake
Character Development
50 Questions ⚜ Backstory ⚜ Character Creation
Antagonist; Villain; Fighting ⚜ Protagonist & Antagonist
Character: Change; Adding Action; Conflict
Character: Creator; Name; Quirks; Flaws; Motivation
Character Profile (by Rick Riordan) ⚜ Character Sheet Template
Character Sketch & Bible ⚜ Interview your Character
Story-Worthy Hero ⚜ "Well-Rounded" Character Worksheet
Worldbuilding
20 Questions ⚜ Decisions & Categories ⚜ Worksheet
Setting ⚜ Dystopian World ⚜ Magic System (AALC Method)
Templates: Geography; World History; City; Fictional Plant
Writing References: Worldbuilding ⚜ Plot ⚜ Character
all posts are queued. send questions/requests here.
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I feel like getting newborn Ciri from Pavetta would give AWAU Geralt a different perspective on his own mother giving him up.
Like, he doesn’t know what was going on with Visenna at the time or why she abandoned him, but clearly she had a reason to do it that she found sufficiently compelling.
And whatever her logic, he has a great life with friends and family and beloveds, so he can give himself that closure without her.
In AWAU, did Geralt ever get to meet Visenna? I know in the books, he only meets his mom because she’s healing people near Sodden where he got injured coincidentally around the time that the North was fighting off Nilfgaard, but if Nilfgaard didn't invade when Ciri was like 8, did Geralt ever get the closure of being able to tell the woman who abandoned him that his family was at Kaer Morhen? Did he ever get to look at her and realize that to him, she was pretty much a druidess like any other, and didn't feel important to him like he thought she might?
In the AWAU, Geralt has not at this point met Visenna. I suppose that could change during the Progress, if it seems appropriate to the story, but I don't currently have a bunny.
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… I got so excited to do this and now I don’t have 10 people in mind to tag. So fun though!
Tagged by @unaarista
This was a struggle.
Cheating a bit with the three parter
Rules: Without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favourite films, then tag ten people to do the same!
Tagging (if they want)
@onehobgoblin @motherlarkspur @transdrowcavalier @bengerm @neilanuruodo @xiaoddexingjiutang @help-help-i-need-an-adult @briarbeets-kittypeats @colbypuppythebaker @corvitine
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the problem i have with the whole "humans and nature as opposed and mutually exclusive forces" style of environmentalism is that it discourages people from a sustainable, mutualistic relationship with the ecosystems around them, because getting resources from an ecosystem is Bad. Therefore it requires you to think that parts of Earth that provide resources are not ecosystems.
this is where you get unbelievably stupid crap like the "half earth" project that proposes "protecting" half of Earth's land mass as nature preserves, never mind how we choose what half or what happens to the other half.
this type of environmentalism literally encourages people to think of their own presence as excluding or cancelling out "Nature."
And so people think of their lawns as Not Ecosystems, as Not Nature, so they cannot think "How do i live in right relationship with my ecosystem, as its caretaker?" This is death to ecological thinking.
The lawn was consciously created by intention and design, with heavy machinery that was manufactured, sold, and operated, it is not spontaneously created by fumes that the human body gives off.
You act upon the land, now time to learn what you are doing, and who you are doing it to.
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*girds myself to look at another department’s work on a project*
*opens files*
I needed to gird harder.
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Meta scrambles to delete its own AI accounts after backlash intensifies | CNN Business
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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.
if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked
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I know what you look like, but I’m imagining you with turn-of-the-century-Justin Timberlake hair and I gotta say Nah.
If you want to go lighter, Rick Moranis brown is your sweet spot.
Do you think I'd look good blond? Not gonna post a pic. If you don't know what I look like, imagine what you think I look like based on my cyber aura (can't be a guy who's already blond) and now imagine that guy blond and let me know if he looks good.
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Whenever I see Geraskier fanart and the artist has given Jaskier a hairy chest I'm like 💯 👌👍 😍 You're doing the work of gods, my friend.
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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem
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My coworker has been talking up the place his wife works for ages and someone finally said “We should all go eat there together”
Which you *would think* was what coworker had been going for, but he immediately said that if [our small group] showed up all at once, it would take [unreasonably long time] to get food.
Then he got more specific and talked up their catering, so I guess maybe he thinks it’s good food with slow service, but it really didn’t make me want to eat there.
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“It” is Roach’s reins.
Eskel: life is short. Just let him hold it while you pee
Jaskier: *in the distance* FUCKING THANK YOU
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As a disabled person who's loved LEVERAGE and LEVERAGE REDEMPTION since the beginning - for the characters but also the whole ethos of performing acts that help people against crap systems, it's wonderful to be reminded that it springs from reality.
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