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Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015

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Seriously, what smells like coffee and who do I have to kill about it

What the fuck smells like coffee in this coffee-free location?

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What the fuck smells like coffee in this coffee-free location?

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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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Erg! Several of the creatives I follow on here are each currently posting what they make and one specific other category of post. The “other” is different for each of them, but none of them are what I want to see/read, and none of them are tagged to easily filter them out.

It is an ongoing minor inconvenience about which I wish to complain.

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@everything-but-the-not-natural It sounds like if you don’t participate, some folks who are more “neutral” may feel guilty you were excluded, and if you participate with something homemade your sister and possibly others would make harsh comments?

So it comes down to whether you want to put in the effort to make the fancy baking components and be included, knowing that certain people will have Things to say about it, or if you’d rather sit out the gift exchange, firmly but cheerfully say that you couldn’t afford the $40 but hope everyone enjoys it, and let everyone else simmer in the various feelings that might elicit.

So my dad just indirectly told me I can't make any craft good enough for the family white elephant. Then so graciously offered for me to find chores to do around thr house to earn money for it.

@catscraftsandcommentary @0dde11eth idk what to do

But I'm pretty sure I'll some fulfillment out of the guilt they will all have when I'm the only one who can't afford to participate.

He then asked me my opinion if the cast iron pot he got would be something people would want. Like bitch I already spent 4 or 5 hours figuring out how to work the Christmas gift you are giving your wife.

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The struggle is real and “dinner” was a big gob of marzipan.

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I wish all chronically ill and disabled people a very “doctors listening to you” November

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Lying on stomach with head and croissant-grasper protruding over edge. Watch crumbs descend into chasm below as you consume.

is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

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And after all, most people have something they’d rather be doing than picking up trash. If everyone liked doing it, it would already be done.

A 22 yr old in my org got drunk tuesday night and kinda shit on the fact that I'm running a community cleanup for our chapter. Said something along the lines of "i didn't join up to pick trash." Which really bothers me and it took me a while to figure out why. The whole point of the community cleanup is that we're returning to the neighborhoods where we knocked doors for A4 to help clean up their streets and provide material improvement for free in an effort to build inroads with those neighbors.

Like... if your socialism doesn't include picking uo trash, I'm guessing it also doesn't include doing the dishes, babysitting, or anything else that is important but not prestigious. Idk man, fuck off with that shit. You'll pick up trash and you'll like it until you understand why picking up trash isn't anyone's job but your own. I hate that attitude. If helping and doing activism was always fun and visible and impressive, everyone you know would already be doing it.

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interested in sex the same way you can be a sports fan without ever playing a single sport

*reading absolute filth and humming thoughtfully* fascinating.

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oh you're a cis woman? you look good i couldn't tell!

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Source

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I discovered this concrete relief on a sound barrier by chance during a walk, somewhat hidden between an industrial area and railway tracks. After that, I was able to find out that it was a work of art called Krötenwanderung (Toad Migration) by the artist Thomas Torkler.

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Can’t ask for that shit with no warning. Remote work means any day you can dress like it’s laundry day.

"I'd love to see all cameras on for this meeting" buddy I ain't got a stitch of lipstick on so there is NO depth to my face, and I am eating cookies

I will remain a mystery

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The outdoors smells bad today

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)