#milka cow

[pixelplushies]

Milka Cow by Steiff

Purchased on eBay March 2023

A rather lovely plush cow. She is gorgeously shaped and has such a gentle expression. I believe she was made between 1998 and 2001.

[palaeoplushies]

I adopted her...

[elodieunderglass]

Hi hello? I knew about Boromir bread but when did my captain branch into chocolate croissants? Fascinating

[happymiffy]

[neewtmas]

also our town (I think I told supposedly we have a sister city in Germany?? Idk I’m not from here 😭) set up a Christmas market and it was adorable!! And I got a picture of these for you because it is very funny to me how German they make everything lol. SO. ARE THESE CANDIES IN GERMANY??

Ahhhh I love this!! I so badly wanna go to one of these because I feel like it would be so funny

And for once, this is actually very accurate! Milka is basically the main chocolate brand around here (it's basically like cadbury in the UK i think) and RitterSport (the little quadratic ones at the bottom) is really well known and popular as well! Both are very good chocolate, you should definitely try them out. Imo the best is always just the basic milk chocolate even though both brands have a lot of different fancy editions😋😋

[gurorori]

Okay

You put mlka instead of mika

I read milka instead of mlka

Milka is a good name for a cat

MILKA!!! LIKE DA CHOCCY. DA PURPL COW.

[trickstertox]

Milka portrait.

[lovesickdeadsims]

TWIN BOYS! (and a news cow) Life's gonna be pretty busy at the farm!

[greystend]

I dreamed that I bought tumblr and lifted the porn ban. I wasn't even on here before the porn ban

[ohnoidontexist]

[alexanderplencner]

Euro kravy / Euro cows

[zero-zoxx-international]

Milka-lila-Kuh (Milka Purple Cow), 1990 by 100 Olezgiruf

[justarchivingthings]

Another year, another chance! This month r/place happened again and the TMA Subreddit coordinated designs once again.

It took us a few expansions to ultimately save a small spot for a tape recorder. A lot of small eyes followed as well as a Night Vale eye and an accidental and an intentional The Admiral!

Shenanigans ensued as we snuck a "Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception" into one of the many, many "Fuck Spez" in a tiny colony of the German flag. We ultimately moved it around a bit to make room for a student group and eventually the entire flag including our TMA Rick Roll got new designs. I especially love that the Milka cow of Austria is so close to us here. Very good cow!

Finally, we got to do the design which was initially planned, a green tape in a web with purple background. Thank you Venezuela for the alliance! Another fitting neighbor was Kumo desu ga, Nani ka? (So I'm A Spider, So What?) which is directly above the tape.

[happymiffy]

[trollocs-ooc]

names post

The meanings of every characters name

Main characters

Riikii Taavii - literally just a riki tiki taavi reference. His lusus is also a mongoose

Eileil Naraal - eileil is pronounced as elil, which in watership down means "enemy" in lapine. Naraal is a butchered version of "narwhal". Because eileil has one horn

Slashr Faiyze - butchered version of "slasher phase" because they grow up to be a serial killer

Liexii Naraal - "lie" is "eil" backwards, and "XII" is the roman twelve. Because his ooc nickname is twelve

Emhoji Simmbl - butchered version of emoji symbol

Rastko Nemanj - shortened version of the name Rastko Nemanjić, who is the saint of the day balkantrolls blog was made

Kullie Awoble - butchered mixed version of "cullable" and "adorable"

Lutrin "whybie" Naravi - Lutrin is short for lutrinae, which is the family otters are in (or something similar) because their lusus is an otter. Naravi is a combination of 2/11's last names. Their ooc nickname, Whybie, is short for "whyborn" because theyre a mutant who hates themselves

Ruzmar Vrtlar - Ruzmar is short for ruzmarin, which means rosemary in serbian. Vrtlar in Serbian means "gardener"

Mikesh Lobanj - mikesh was named after a cat in a mobile game because i found the name funny for a female cat. Lobanj is a butchered "lobanja" which means "skull", because he wears skull facepaint

Miscellaneous characters

The polycrewl

Raksha Splash - named after a clangen cat. Also he was thrown in water to drown by highbloods so splash is ironic

Tripto Manich - Tripto is butchered for triptych. And manich sounds like "manic" and is similar to "manifold"

Roseta Onchar - She was based off a black panther, so roseta is for "rosette" and onchar is a butchered version of one of the scientific names

Iliyal Drator - .

Chizma Lichor - "čizma" means boot and lichor sounds like licker. Because she is technically one of the oldest ocs i imagined for the crew. And the scenario i imagined her in involved (literal) boot licking. And eileil. You can use imagination 😭

Associated with the Dehorner

Horiza Hircus - her pupils are horizontal and hircus is a part of the scientific name for goats

Verico - vertical pupils. Vertical text

Dzanis - sounds like "janus" the two headed snake god. I associate with twoface because of the two heads thing, so i associate janus with law. And dzanis is a tealblood.

Mielka Karava - butchered "milka krava" aka milka cow. The chocolate mascot.

[sakumasmut]

heyyy ☃️ im the one whos responsible for mama milkshake enthusiast. thank you rei for giving me a platform, that was basically the same as opening a pandora's box.

im relieved im not the only one losing my mind over stuff like this T_T. love how green heart person brought up dumbification because whenever im thinking about lactation or anr as a whole my mind just goes absolutely blank. no thoughts at all just. just use me.

i'll add some fuel to the fire, i used to be really into this kink like a year ago and i gotta tell you i've seen so many cute cow themed outfits and custom made ears&horns&even tails... (btw horns, just realized he could hold your horns when he's fucking you... sksjksksksjs) any colors, strawberry cows and such, purple like milka chocolate cows, you name it they have it... PLS they even make those cute yellow tags for the ears... adorable and sexy.... how about mama getting one for you and lovingly signing it with your name ??!!! he needs to mark his cow!! 😭😭😭😭 and after he's done dressing you up he'd make you sit on his dick and cockwarm him while milking you into the bowl that you're holding. and you're trying not to spill anything bc it's hard to stay still <3 he'll do his best to fill it up to the edge and be sure he's going to call you his good dirty cow <3 i would've said what he's going to do with the milk [no he's not gonna drink it or freeze it] but i feel like that's too perverted even for this blog. let me just leave it to your imagination, everyone here is quite creative im sure you can figure this one out.

of course after he's done with you he's going to rub some soothing cream on your exhausted nipples as a part of aftercare >_<

what can i say... i like this guy maybe a little too much. i feel like he could wear a cute pair of cow ears once in eternity, too, just for fun. maybe he switches inbetween bull mindset and owner mindset, something like that.

also @ green heartie YES write that fic !!! would've written one myself but i got the vocabulary of a 5th grader...

I'm done now. i'll never speak again & no more internet for me for the next 2 weeks. thank you rei again take care. and thank you citizens of reicity too

I’m. actually curious now what he’d do with the breastmilk. is he gonna cook with it?

but god all the things you mention, I can see mama making you do. cockwarming while milking you, dress you up as his cow, hold you by the horns while he fucks your mouth or from behind, and definitely also being the bull instead of the cowboy to rut into you animalistically. it’s all so good.

see you space cowboy 😔 thanks the rambles!