#milk rewatches miraculous ladybug

[electricea]

Munday Meme

Tag nine people you want to get to know better!

Favorite color(s): I love all shades of blue, but especially light blue, yellow, red, orange, white, any pastel/Easter colours are nice really.

Favorite flavor(s): Milk, banana (just bananas themselves, a lot of banana flavoured stuff tastes horrible to me), milk chocolate, green apples, watermelon.

Favorite genre(s): Thriller, horror, adventure, science fiction, romance, animation.

Favorite music: Classic rock, mostly but I'm willing to give anything a chance.

Favorite movie(s): Blade Runner, Almost Famous, Castle in the Sky, A Tree of Palme.

Favorite series: My Hero Academia, Death Note, Miraculous Ladybug, Digimon (any of them), Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh! (again, any of them).

Last song: The South Park theme, I guess? Haven't really listened to music on its own for a bit, lol.

Last movie: Maze Runner: Death Cure. (Finally finished the trilogy!)

Currently watching: My Hero Academia, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (with a friend), Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal (with another friend lol), rewatching Miraculous Ladybug from the beginning again.

Currently working on: Right now, I'm just enjoying my day off, before work starts up again - with March Break being next week, it's gonna get stupidly busy at work and I have a lot of shifts coming up.

Tagged by: @thenihilistofthevoid (Thanks, legend!)

Tagging: Honestly, whoever wants to give this a try - it was fun to answer! Hope you guys were able to learn a little bit about me, now I can't wait to learn about you!

[gotmilk5101520]

Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Master List

Well, here’s the list of my Rewatch Series and yes it will be pinned. Once i do a webisode Rewatch I'll update the list with the link.

Season 1: Ladybug and Chat Noir (Origins Part 1) Stoneheart (Origins Part 2) Stormy Weather, The Bubbler, Mr. Pigeon, Timebreaker, Copycat, Lady Wifi, The Pharaoh, Rogercop, The Evillustrator, The Pixelator, Dark Cupid, The Horrificator, Darkblade, The Mime, Animan, The Gamer, Kung Food, The Puppeteer, Reflekta, Guitar Villain, Princess Fragrance, Simon Says, Antibug, Volpina.

Season 2: The Collector, Despair Bear, Prime Queen, Befana, Riposte, Robostus, Gigantitan, Santa Claws, Dark Owl, Glaciator, Sapotis, Gorizilla, Captain Hardrock, Troublemaker, Syren, Frightingale, Zombizou, Anansi, Style Queen: Queen’s Battle Part 1, Queen Wasp: Queen’s Battle Part 2, Reverser, Frozer, Malediktator, Sandboy, Catalyst: Heroes Day Part 1, Mayura: Heroes Day Part 2

Season 3: Chameleon, Animaestro, Bakerix, Backwarder, Reflekdoll, Weredad, Silencer, Oni-Chan, Miraculer, Oblivio, Desperada, Christmaster, Startrain, Kwamibuster, Feast, The Gamer 2.0, Stormy Weather 2, Ikari Gozen, Timetagger, Party Crasher, The Puppeteer 2, Chat Blanc Joke, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3, Felix, Ladybug, Loveater Part 1 (The Battle of the Miraculous Part 1) and Part 2 (The Battle of the Miraculous Part 1) Miracle Queen Part 1 (The Battle of the Miraculous Part 2) and Part 2 (The Battle of the Miraculous Part 2)

Specials: Covid-19, New York, Shanghai,

Webisodes: Marinette in Paris, Marinette and Fashion, Ladybug As Seen By Adrien, Adrian's Double Life, Marinette and Alya, Marinette’s Double Life, Chat Noir As Seen By Marinette, My Birthday Party, Marinette And Adrien, Master Fu, Tikki, Plagg, Friends, Nino, Max, Mylene, Rose, Alix, Sabrina, Ivan, Marinette As Seen By Chloe, Lila, Hawkmoth and the Akumatized Villains, Family, Kagami As Seen By Marinette, Kagami As Seen By Adrien, Luka As Seen By Marinette, New Powers, New Heroes, Mayura and the Sentimonsters, Chloe As Seen By Marinette, Nathalie As Seen By Gabriel, Gabriel, Nathaniel and Marc,

[jungwonator]

currently taking requests!

more to come !

Things I don’t write about:

Smut

Fandoms/people i might right about

Enhypen

AOUAD (All of us are dead)

Horimiya

Howls moving castle

Spirited away

Arriety

F4 thailand

Naruto

Maid sama (altho i might i have to rewatch)

Miraculous ladybug (not going up s4 tho, i’m only updated until like ep 3 of s4☠️)

Masterlist:

All of us are dead

cheong san:

Candy

Food

Gyeong Su:

Assumptions

F4 thailand:

Renrawin Aira:

Soya Milk(fluff)

Thyme:

Nightmares and fights(fluff)

Ps: pls pls pls request im so boreddd

[cluelesslesbian]

Thanks for the tag Kira!! (@liketheshiningmoon)

1. What is your favourite food/beverage?

Hmm I adore tirsmisu and coffee flavoured desserts (also just.. most desserts lol) As for fav drinks uhhh Crush cream soda (the pink one!!) mixed with evaporated milk SLAPS and also hazelnut flavoured coffee/lattes <3

2. What is your favourite fandom [currently]?

Hmmm ok I'm not super active in any fandom tbh BUT I do love voltron, miraculous ladybug, atla, and currently getting into jjk 👀

3. What shows are you watching [currently]?

Ooh ok let's see... B99, What if, Jujutsu Kaisen (jjk), and i wanna start watching Fena Pirate Princess (an anime!) bc i saw a clip on tiktok lol

4. What’s your strength?

Uhh hahaha does "remaining cordial even when the other party is being an asswipe" count? 💀 .....aka i work in food service and ppl really do test my patience on a daily basis sdfhjkl

5. What’s your weakness?

RIP JUST ONE?? Theres so many ways to answer this soo a few: math, drawing backgrounds/anything but faces, people who invade my personal space (...like if i keep stepping back and u step forward?? bruh. im getting snippy w you to end our convo), people who wear a lot of jewellery (for completely diff reasons then the last one ✋😳)

6. Pet peeves?

I agree with Kira oh man,, shipping real people is uhhh wack. Like whether it's actors/celebs or your friends like,,,,,,, why tho

Also also?? when someone doesn't listen/acknowledge other people in a convo and just,,, assumes they're the only one speaking?? like hun. pls. this ain't a tedtalk, let others participate too?????

7. What’s your ideal type?

Oof idek.. someone who is kind and understanding for sure yes (echoing Kira here!) but also idk,, someone who has similar but not exactly the same lol values as me? like I wouldn't wanna date someone who tries to start a fight/argument over stuff like,, if a waiter mixes up your order (but that kinda ties in with being kind so idkk)

8. The last food you ate?

Ooh yo thank god Im doing this rn bc the last thing I ate was hella cute: an almond danish that was filled with marizpan, a few strawberries, and chai tea 😌❤✨

9. Favourite animes?

Oh god there's so many.. ok here's a few:

Tiger & Bunny, Kekkai Sensen, Soul Eater, OHSHC, Akatsuki no Yona, FMA, Violet Evergarden, Yuri on Ice, Haikyuu, K, Kill la Kill, Gakuen Babysitters, uhh I can't think of more rn

10. Regular pastimes/Hobbies?

Drawing, sleeping (yes I love to sleep), binging tv shows or romcoms

11. Favourite characters?

adfhkjl ok just a couple: Xerxes Break (from Pandora Hearts.. also I love his name it looks dope), Riza Hawkeye (fma), Mabel Pines (gravity falls), Toph (atla), Oikawa (haikyuu), Lance (vld)

12. All-time favourite show?

Ooh def Gravity Falls and ATLA... but also I tend to rewatch Archer (yeah it's a shitty show... but I still laugh at it sdjfl) and The Good Place a lot bc they're on Netflix lol

13. What are you doing right now? 

Typing this up and about to watch jjk (I'm almost done it!!)

14. How are you?

Weirdly tired but still vibing 😌❤ (... I think all the stress from my summer semester and preparing for the fall semester has caught up with me so I'm just gonna chill this week~)

15. Favourite rest-time activities?

hmm same as my hobbies: drawing, sleeping in, watching shows and movies BUT ALSO I like to treat myself to take out or desserts/snacks while I do that stuff

Tagging: ANYONE WHO SEES THIS <333

[marinetteplztakeabreak]

Desperada rewatch summary because I need to lighten up

I’ve watched Desperada way too many times and I’ve probably written like 30 pages of angsty analysis so I’m balancing it out by writing a summary of non-angsty things about the episode that are being criminally forgotten

The flirtiest thing Luka does in the beginning is playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on his electric guitar in Marinette’s general direction while smiling at her

Adrien is carrying both his and Kagami’s fencing supplies when they walk into the boat. It is implied that they either made it all the way to fencing practice before meeting up and driving away, in which case the “oh no this is the wrong address” is hillarious, like “we were two feet away but oops oh nOoOoo, I accidentally took a wrong turn and headed back into the car, and then told my driver to come completely out of his way, whoops” or they are regularly carpooling to fencing practice which means they get to actually hang out more, I don’t know which I like more

Kagami asks Marinette if she’s there to watch her boyfriend rehearse, as Marinette and Luka are hugging and joking together. Marinette blushes and does not say no. Adrien, who is awkward and missed a lot of his friends interactions, has no reason to beleive that Luka and Marinette are not currently dating

Kagami is super awkward and physically used Adrien as a shield between her and the other girls, until the second Desperada shows up, at which point she instantly leaps in front of him to protect him.

I’m 90% sure that the first thing Marinette does when she sees Kagami and Adrien appear is rush to get them some orange juice, this is probably where Kagami got the orange juice idea

Marinette apperently plays the flute? This is never mentioned again

The SECOND that an argument starts up outside, every single person in the boat drops what they’re doing and RUNS outside to see what’s about to go down. No one thinks this is odd

the reason that Vivica got into drama with Jagged Stone is because she ate Jagged Stone’s cereal “and drank Fang’s milk.” He is still upset about this at the end of the episode

Jagged is not at all worried for his safety, his only concern is that Desperada “is giving rock and roll a bad name” in her murderous rampage. He also follows after her and tries to stop her, genuinly thinking that this argument will work

“I may not play the guitar but I do play the yoyo!” = actual Ladybug line in the English dub. I’m still uncertain as to what this means but she sounded really smug when she said it

Ladybug pulls Adrien and Luka into the sewers to hide and starts talking very quietly so Desperada doesn’t find them. Luka immeditatly starts to loudly play the guitar for no reason. This is never addressed and Ladybug says nothing about it. Desperada is actively searching for guitar players so she can attack them. This is not a good way to avoid capture.

before the timeloops start, Ladybug just takes down an entire bridge causing Desperada to fall several meters and be covered in heavy cement rubble. She is only mildly inconvenienced by this, and it barely distracts her. However, Luka playing a few notes on the harp at the end of the episode makes her completely unable to focus, because she’s so upset at Luka for playing music in the middle of a battle. Desperada represents my deepest inner emotions

Adrien knows his way around the sewers and immediatly finds a locker room to hide in. Luka does not question this

Adrien, being smart, closes another locker door to make Luka think he’s hiding in there. Also Adrien, being an idiot, is whispering to Luka for this entire scene so Desperada doesn’t find them, as he’s stomping around and slamming doors. No one sees an issue with this

Desperada destroys a flock of pigeons because they’re bad at playing guitar. I am not making this up

Marinette falls off the sewer ladder and almost drops the snake Miraculous into the sewer. The episode would have been very different if she had

Chat Noir, being a genius, takes away Ladybug’s suspicion by pretending to have magical smell that leads him directly to Adrien. He reaches exactly the locker where Adrien should be, then says “oh no he’s not here, lets team up with Luka and split up” and as soon as Ladybug’s out of the room, he shoves Luka back into a locker before he can join the search effort. Points for making an attempt to strategize I guess? I don’t know what he thought he would accomplish tho

If you follow the time frame, Luka stays in the locker for maybe 90 seconds before running out to look for them. What was he doing? He clearly had no intention of following Chat Noir’s order to stay put, which leads me to conclude he spent the entire two minutes just flustered because Chat Noir shoved him in a locker and winked at him

Luka walks in on Adrien and Ladybug talking and asks “did I miss something?” Ladybug laughs as if this is a joke. Luka never gets an explanation. I feel almost bad for him

Viperion’s solution to the problem is to start playing music in the middle of the battle. This works.

Desperada falls off the Eiffel Tower and it’s not enough to break her focus or make her angry at Chat Noir for cataclysming the ground she’s standing on. However, Luka plays maybe 4 notes on his lyre and she shoots off towards him in a blind murderous rage.

I think the literal reason that Adrien kept failing was because he never would’ve just started playing guitar in the middle of a battle like Luka was already doing.

If they spent any timeloops together in the sewer for the whole 5 minutes, Luka would’ve shown up before the time even ran out, and probably would’ve immeditaly started playing the guitar given his characterization in this episode

Jagged Stone is still upset about the cereal thing but he does his best to apologize anyway

When Kagami asks “I was wrong about you and Luka, wasn’t I?” she’s literally saying she was wrong about thinking he was her boyfriend because that’s what she thought at the beginning of the episode.

When Kagami kinda tried to pressure Marinette into love triangle mentality, Alya literally just bursts into the conversation and tells Kagami to knock it off in the nicest way possible

Jagged Stone cradles his crocodile in his arms at the end of the episode, not in a “I was worried about you, Fang” way, but in a “yep, this is a normal way to interact with a crocodile” way. Neither Vivica not Anarka bring it up

Jagged Stone is definitely related to Luka based on everything about his characterization in this, he doesn’t even stop playing the piano when Desperada shows up, his main priority is music, he speaks in musical metaphors, and his priorities make no sense. I’m trying to decide if this makes Fang Luka’s brother.

Anarka’s whole issue was that she doesn’t want to be Jagged’s “second choice.” This is clearly a pun. Luka, on the other hand, doesn’t have any capacity to care about anything that isn’t his guitar, so he doesn’t have this kind of rage

The freakinf cereal thing, you guys, Vivica got fired over eating Fang’s cereal, and Jagged only feels the slightest regret at firing her for this. He also may or may not have thrown her into a literal lake when he did this, the dialogue makes it unclear where the metaphors end

Jagged Stone’s music seems to have had both a piano part and a guitar part, so if anyone had been thinking at all, then Adrien could’ve come in as his pianist and Jagged could’ve taken pn the guitar

“You can come back but get your own breakfast, ok?”

[foegs]

yooo so a couple days ago @toto-wolff tagged me 💕

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions

3 ships: marichat (miraculous ladybug), alex/julius (alex rider), bottberg (f1)

last song: it’s literally a fucking Four Tet song from my discover weekly, but considering man’s artist name is literally ⣎⡇ꉺლ༽இ•̛)ྀ◞ ༎ຶ ༽ৣৢ؞ৢ؞ؖ ꉺლ it’s also useless to try writing the track title. the one before it was Pumpkin Eyes by Feed Me.

last movie: rewatched ford v ferrari a while ago, I think? I want to watch Take Me Somewhere Nice but I can’t find it anywhere online :(

currently reading: this really good gen Kingsman fic

currently watching: Chase Crossing’s island tours on youtube

currently consuming: woter...

currently craving: the Alley’s royal no. 9 fresh milk tea with tapioca, 30% sugar, low ice

tagging @torontoschampions @redpaint @chal-lelerc @komkommertijd @jnny-g @formulavaltteri @messymindmessyblog @fastcars @lesbianlando <3

[mayamaiasblog]

Ty for the tag! I'd love to chat

Three ships: Imma go with ladynior, Chase and happiness, Megamind/Roxanne

Last song: Rolling girl -Hatsune Miku

Last movie: I just rewatched Coraline

Currently reading: An essay about poisonous/venomous plants

Currently watching: Miraculous Ladybug I guess lol

Currently consuming: Breakfast

Currently craving: Choco milk

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it :3

tagged by @aurorawest (thank you)

rules: tag nine people you want to know better

three ships: Stephen Strange/Loki (Marvel) Mac/Dennis (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) Logan/Virgil (Sanders Sides)

last song: “Take Me to Church” - Hozier

last movie: Back To The Future

currently reading: “Flowers in the Gutter” by K. R. Gaddy

currently watching: Family Guy, Bobs Burgers, American Dad, and Secrets if the Morgue

currently consuming: salt and vinegar Pringles

currently craving: white chocolate Reese’s (they’re like two feet away from me)

tagging: @thefatedflowerchild @that-one-theater-nerd @angelwiththeblue-box @laneofpennies @thegameisonat221b @evan-the-snake @themanplayinggalaga @sneezing-serapis @crow-boi (no pressure don’t do it if you don’t want to)

[gracedandelioninkmind]

I was tagged by @meridianae, thanks for always including me even when I been falling absent

Rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 10 people

What Was Your Last…

1. Drink: Chocolate milk (ovaltine poweder in white) 2. Phone Call: Yesterday a friend came to visit our campus 3. Text Message: A friend offered me a donut and said she’d come bring it to me :D 4. Song You Listened To: Colors by April Smith 5. Time You Cried: A while, but a real cry A Wrinkle In Time (2018).

Have You Ever…

6. Dated Someone Twice: barely dated someone once 7. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: I haven’t found someone I was interested in kissing and able to, so no 8. Been Cheated On: No 9. Lost Someone Special: I guess 10. Been Depressed: Yes 11. Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: No I don’t drink.

Fave Colours

12. Lavender 13. Gray 14. Black

In The Last Year Have You…

15. Made New Friends: Yes 16. Fallen Out Of Love: No one to fall out of love with (unless you count idols but I haven’t) 17. Laughed Until You Cried: Just about 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: I guess, but not in a bad way? 19. Met Someone Who Changed You: Eh not really 20. Found Out Who Your Friends Are: I understand who my Friends are and who my friends are 21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook Friends List: No why is that such a specific inquiry

General

22. How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: Most of them to some degree or another 23. Do You Have Any Pets: Yeah an annoying but endearing cat 24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: No I’ve never had a problem with my name, well my last name is debatable 25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I couldn’t go home for the short break so my friend let me stay with her and her mom and they took me out and bought me a few things it was the most someone outside my family had done for my bday 26. What Time Did You Wake Up Today: Like 9 or 10 am. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Watching Miraculous Ladybug on Netflix 28. What Is Something You Can’t Wait For: Money 30. What Are You Listening To Right Now: Bought to listen to some Icon For Hire. 31. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: Not that I can recall. 32. Something That’s Getting On Your Nerves: Lots of little things, like how sometimes when people do group chat messaging and it just doesn’t work. 33. Most Visited Website: Probably Youtube. 34. Hair Colour: Light Brown? I was a dirty blonde for a bit but now... 35. Long Or Short Hair: It’s long for now. 36. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Just a Korean idol. 37. What Do You Like About Yourself: It varies, but I always usually love my hair, and I’m proud to be content with my body. 38. Want Any Piercings: I mean I might want to get my ears repierced. 39. Blood Type: A+ if my mom remembers correctly. 40. Nicknames: Grace can’t be made into a lot of nicknames, but sometimes people say Gracie, and there’s another Grace at school who calls me Baby Grace, and some of the girls in my year call me Stitch cause I was born in Hawaii. 41. Relationship Status: Hah. 42. Sign: You mean Signs- Libra, Ox. 43. Pronouns: She/Her. 4. Fave TV Show: But there’s too many to choose?? I’ll pick a Kdrama I can rewatch multiple times- Kill Me Heal Me.  45. Tattoos: I don’t have any and if I wasn’t afraid of pain and commitment I’d love to get one, I want the Hawaiian islands around my bellybutton but someone told me that’d be bad for if I want kids later so... 46. Right Or Left Handed: Right. 47: Ever Had Surgery: No. 48. Piercings: Why wasn’t this next to Want any?? 9. Sport: Not really. 50. Vacation: If this means what kind I want, I’d love to visit Korea or Italy or Ireland, but for now I’d just like to go somewhere warm with friends and shop till we drop. 51. Trainers: What does that mean??

More General

52. Eating: Like last or now? I ate chips and skittles earlier. 53. Drinking: Nothing right now but maybe soda even tho its way to late. 54. I’m About To Watch: Nothing, I’m supposed to be getting some work done. 55. Waiting For: Love. 56. Want: To have good grades and money handed to me on a silver platter. 57. Get Married: If I find someone whom I want to marry and we’re gonna settle down together and have a family then yes but otherwise eh. 58. Career: My dream career? Self supported Author/Artist/Creative Executive.

Which Is Better

59. Hugs Or Kisses: I love hugging friends and family and even acquaintances, but sometimes I yearn for a kiss from an significant other that I do not have. 60. Lips Or Eyes: Eyes. 61. Shorter Or Taller: Taller, and since I’m 5′0 that’s easy to find. 62. Older Or Younger: Definitely older, out of all the guys I’ve been into there was only one that was younger than me. 63. Nice Arms Or Stomach: I mean, I don’t really care about like muscles if that’s what they mean by nice, I tend to just find some things aesthetically pleasing, and they’re both good... 64. Hookup Or Relationships: Definitely relationships. 65. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: In someone else? Idk cause hesitant might be harder to balance out my own hesitancy but some people just be doing too much as a troublemaker... based on the men I’ve found attractive I probably prefer troublemakers.

Have You Ever

66. Kissed A Stranger: God no I would never. 67. Drank Hard Liquor: The only alcohol I’ve tasted was cheap wine that my brother tricked me into thinking was grape juice and it was god awful. 68. Turned Someone Down: At the rare times I have been asked out it was from boys I did not know or was not interested in, so yes. 69. Sex On First Date: That would never happen could not happen. 70: Broken Someone’s Heart: Not that I know of. 71. Had Your Heart Broken: No it’s done pretty alright. 72. Been Arrested: No, I have small white girl privilege anyways I don’t think I’m likely to be arrested unless it’s really serious. 73. Cried When Someone Died: No? 74. Fallen For A Friend: I mean, fallen? Not really, but I was Interested in a friend or two.

Do You Believe In

75. Yourself: Eh, I’m relatively good at knowing myself. 76. Miracles: Idk I accept them if they happen I don’t expect them. 77. Love At First Sight: No, attraction sure love no. 78. Santa Claus: Not since I was like 5 and I saw my mom wrapping presents in her room one night. 79. Angels: Idk not really I’m not very religious.

Misc

80. Eye Colour: Hazel. 81. Best Friend’s Name: Jenny @morekawaiithanu​. 82. Favourite Movie: Again how could I choose?? I’ll go with Tarzan for now. 83. Favourite Actor: I mean I’ve liked Kelley Armstrong since middle school. 84. Favourite Cartoon: So many! Teen Titans? (NOT GO) 85. Favourite Teacher’s Name: I can’t even remember all of them, but I liked my English teacher Sussman, she was nice and encouraging and she did an interview for me for my assignment in college.

My tags: @morekawaiithanu​ @recolectora-de-palabras​

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 61 Miraculer

So what really happens when someone gets Cataclysm?

“And there goes the Eiffel Tower again for the... I honestly lost count now and so have everyone else”

“Ladybug calls her Lucky Charm and gets... a rubber duck?”

“What is she going to do with that?” That’s a good question. I wanna know what the rubber duck was for!

“My lady... promise me you'll go talk to her. It's the right thing to do” Adrien and Chloe’s friendship is precious.

“Chloe Bourgeois must become Queen Bee again! Otherwise my plans for the  season finale will never happen!” “Why not use Lila? Like you did in the last two seasons?” “We don’t have time for this Nathalie! Now to the Moth Moblie!” “You mean the car sir?” “The Moth Mobile!”

“I really want to thank you for trusting me, Mr. Agreste. I'm very honored to be able to protect Adrien” “What?! What you say?! I can’t hear from this distance! Nathalie we need to closer!” “Sir have you forgotten Covid 19?”

“But I'm saddened by all the people around him. Your son deserves better than that friend of his Nino”

“Not to mention all the girls clamoring to catch his eye, especially that Marinette dummy and that stuck-up Chloe” Here she is the biggest bitch of the universe. In all the galaxies there’s no bigger bitch than you. You’ve reached the top the pinnacles of bitchdom. Good going bitch, your dreams have come true.

“Hey, Lila!”

There are two types of people.

“Uhh... who are you again?”

“That’s Lila. She’s in our class!”

“Really? Well, she clearly didn't make a big impression on me“ Chloe being a mood part 11

“If Ladybug doesn't come to you with that, then you'll know she's not a true friend” You can see the foreshadowing here.

Yeah no one saw that.

Protect the boy.

Honestly this dance doesn’t look stupid.

Caption this.

“No, Hawkmoth! I am a superheroine! I am Queen Bee!”

“Ladybug will come and get me when she needs me!“

“I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!“ *Cries in Miracle Queen*

Me watching 2020 unfold.

Miraculer is dangerous and we need to avoid her at all cost.

“Cataclysm!”

*Screams in French*

Wait is this what’s it like when someone gets Cataclysm? You don’t get Thanos? Or is this because of Miraculer?

“So, that's what it feels like to get Cataclysmed. I promise I'll never call the dinosaurs a bunch of wusses ever again” So that’s what really happened to the Dinosaurs?

Pray for Chat Noir.

“I promise you we'll get our powers back, Chat Noir. And I'll heal you” *Cries in Ladynoir*

“Chat Noir! Are you all right?” “I’m fine just landed in this trash can where i belong”

“I don't wanna be Ladybug, there's only one Ladybug, and she isn't me” Gotta give it to Chloe.

Being heroes really improves your parkour.

“I've changed my mind. I do want Ladybug's powers”

“They should've gotten me sooner but since they chose not to, I've decided I'd rather play with you instead”

Honestly they had me at first.

Mayura going to raid Area 51

“Chat Noir!”

“I'm sorry, My lady. I held out for as long as I could” I can’t even begin to imagine how painful it is to get Cataclysm.

“Pollen, Ya Like Jazz!”

“Let me ask you just one question. Do you enjoy being Ladybug's servant? Having to wait for her to loan you a Miraculous? Wouldn't you rather have boundless powers of your own?”

“Uh, that's three questions” *Burns in French*

“Nathalie, tell her if she joins us she can have cookies” “Join the dark side, we have cookies”

It’s so sad seeing Chat Noir be useless. I mean he gives it his all throughout the fight, but he can’t really do much since he got Cataclysm and is in so much pain. This boy deserves a long rest after this.

Look how happy he is now. That makes me happy.

“I'm sorry, Chloe. I should've told you this a long time ago. I might never be able to let you be Queen Bee again”

“It's too dangerous for you and your loved ones because Hawkmoth knows that you're Queen Bee”

Guys it was right in our face.

Right in

our face.

“We’ve set the stage for the season finale”

“Queen Bee will change her mind“ *Screams in Miracle Queen*

Something i’m worried about in season 4 is if Chloe would take Lila’s side. Think about it. Lila lied to Chloe, but in an odd way, the dance did work. Chloe got to see Ladybug, and become Queen Bee one last time.

So what will happen to Queen Bee now?

I seem to forgotten something.

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 57 Reflekdoll

Time for a bit of a switch.

Start the episode with the Eiffel Tower getting fixed again cause it fell again.

“As cunning as you might be, that little prank you pulled earlier almost made my Lucky Charm fail!” What happened? What did he do?

“You'd better get going before you lose your clown costume” *Honk honk in French*

Why won’t my sister love and support me like Luka does for Juleka? Or Tanjiro does for Nezuko?

“Since Miss Mendeleiev wasn’t in today cause she’s still trying to prove the existence of FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

“Juleka?” “You have a left eye?“ “I was shocked too“

Mood.

“It won’t be for long, Tikki. I mean it’s not like me and Chat Noir are going to end up switching Miraculous”

“It won’t be for long, Plagg. I mean it’s not like me and Ladybug are going to end up switching Miraculous”

I”'m overheating in here. I mean we are on fire” “Marinette that’s California, we live in France”

Look at these siblings getting kissed by their girls.

“Ah what perfect day to akumatize someone. But this time I won’t be alone. Nathalie I need your-” *Snores in French* “Nathalie!“

“Alright. Let’s try this again”

“Duusu, whatever dumb peacock meme we can of!”

7 out of 10 more twirls and glasses being thrown then Hawkmoth’s.

*Screams in Adrienette*

“Tikki, spots on! Oh crap”

“Plagg, claws out! Oh crap”

“Not the heels again”

“We told them. We told them and did they listen? No!”

“Rose!! Where are you, my BFF!? Come to me, we'll be like twin sisters forever and ever!” “Oh my god this is terrible! Getting akumatized does turn you straight!“

“Plagg, claws out!”

Yeah no one saw that.

“All I need to do is clip them on my ears right?” “What do you mean? You can’t clip them on you need to have your ears pierced“ ”Then what am I suppose to do?“ “Oh don’t worry. I know exactly what to do“ “Tikki where did you get that needle? Tikki? Tikki? Ouch!“

“Tikki, spots on!“

Yeah no one saw that.

Boink.

“If I could just get my hands on a mirror, I'd be able to reflect her own beam back at her!”

“The Lucky Charm doesn't just give you what you want”

“We'll see about that. Watch and learn!”

“A mirror!”

“Beginner's luck!” Salty.

Boink 2

“Before you transform back, Bugaboy!“ “Why don't you try helping me instead of making fun of me!?” Well well well. Doesn’t this look familiar?

“She Chat Noir” Is that suppose to be a She Ra reference?

“So, you like playing with dolls?”

“Hey! You stole my line!” Yeah talking about normal dolls not adult dolls.

Number of times Juleka became Refleka: 3

“Okay, let’s agree from here on out to never switch Miraculous. I mean I'm too smart for this clown costume. And your too silly for this” “I prefer dumb” “So never again. Deal?” “Deal“

“Miraculous Mister Bug!” Okay, but is there a Miraculous Chat Noir? Miraculous Rena Rouge? Miraculous Carapace? Miraculous Queen Bee? Miraculous Hawkmoth? Miraculous Mayura? Miraculous Lady Noir? Miraculous Aspik? Miraculous Viperion? Miraculous Pegasus? Miraculous Mulitmouse? Miraculous Ryuko? Miraculous Bunnyx? Miraculous King Monkey? Miraculous Jade Turtle? Miraculous Dragon Bug? Miraculous Snake Noir?

Why do we see their abs as Mister Bug and Lady Noir but not as Ladybug and Chat Noir?

“Yahoo! That was awesome!” “Uhh Duusu what’s wrong with your voice?“ “Whoops sorry. Must be because I’ve been asleep for so long“ *Coughs in Kwami* “Is that better?“ “Better“

They dab.

“Juleka, I'm so sorry for taking your place” “What are you talking? That’s not what I'm mad at you about“ “Wait it’s not? Then what are you mad about?“ “I’m mad cause you still haven’t returned my bike“ “What are you talking about? That doesn’t happen till Oni-Chan which is three episodes from on“ “But didn’t this episode aired after Oni-Chan?“ “Well yes, but season 3 entire airing schedule was a huge mess. Seriously they aired the season finale before Chat Blanc and Felix aired. The order to watch season 3 is based on production code. This episode is 305 therefore making it episode 5 in season 3 Oni-Chan is 308 so it’s episode 8 meaning this episode is before Oni-Chan“ “Wow. That means I got akumatized for nothing“ “Wait that’s why you got akumatized?“

Never make the switch. But do make the Nintendo Switch. Yeah that was bad.

Okay who’s weird furry kink is this?

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Covid-19 Special

Well, one year ago today I started this hell series. How do I celebrate it? By doing a Rewatch of the Covid-19 Special.

“Ladybug, Chat Noir, I'm worried!”

“A new supervillain has emerged” “Master, why the fuck are you still here? Miracle Queen already happened!“

“Indeed, it is a virus; invisible, and merciless. But I am going to teach you a highly effective, age-old technique that will allow you to fight against it”

“First: clean your hands often using soap and water, several times a day”

“Wow, Adrien! You're washing your hands too, that's great!”

“Yeah! It's important in protecting yourself and others”

“Yeah. It's important to protect yourself”

And then Marinette flooded Paris again and caused Syren 2

“When you cough or sneeze, cover your nose and mouth with your bent elbow, never your hand”

He dabs.

“You're so good at sneezing, Adrien” Uh Marinette...

He fucking dab!

“No more physical contact, or kissing anyone, until the evil virus is gone”

He’s sad he won’t kiss his lady.

“Finally: only use disposable paper tissues, then throw away the tissues, into a trash can”

“Here you go!”

“Thank you”

“You're welcome, Marinette” “What a fucking minute! Why are we the only ones in school?! Where is everybody? And why are we the only ones doing this?” “I think everyone else forgot“ “Forgot?! Alya where are you? We were suppose to do the Covid-19 Special!“ “Wait that was today?“ “Hey Nino. Are you coming to the Covid-19 Special?“ “Wait that’s today?“ “Luka, I know you never let me down. So where are you? So we can do the Covid-19 Special?“ “Wait it’s today? “Hey Kagami, so about the Covid-19 Special“ “Wait a minute it’s today?“ “I can’t believe everyone forgot“

Look at him

“Okay, but what about things like always wear your mask, or quarantine, or isolation, or-” “My lady, i isolate everyday cause my dad’s an ass” “Don’t worry kitty, I'll call you”

“Protect yourself, your family”

“Protect everyone you love”

“Together, we will defeat the virus!” Let it be known that this came out in May and the virus is still going strong. Well in America that is. Thanks Trump, can’t wait till you’re finally out.

No Pound It.

Remember to always wear your mask, stay 6 feet apart, wash your hands with soap, and all that shit.

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 62 Oblivio

Huh? Wait who are you? 

“ What happened?“ “Ah!“ “Who are you?”

“I'm, uh, I—I don't know, I—I don't remember my own name!”

“Me neither” The start of the episode was a real surprise. Like seriously did we miss something?

“Why is that flashing?”

“And your earrings, too”

“Are we supposed to know each other?”

“I'd be surprised if we weren't” Spoiler alert you weren’t.

I’ve seen lots of fake reveal pics so if you showed me this when we were  still in season 2 i wouldn’t believe you and call you Lila.

*Screams in French*

“Ahh! Help! It's a giant bug! A... a mouse! A... a bug-mouse!”

“Ahh! There are giant bugs! Mice? Bug-mice!”

“No way... Like the genie in the lamp!”

“What are you exactly? Genies, like the one in the lamp?”

Dear god i was so scared when i first watched this episode.

So what exactly happened? Who did this? Oblivio or them?

“I must’ve had a really bad day when i took this picture”

“Pleased to meet you, Marinette”

“Super nice to meet you too, Adrien” *Screams in Adrienette*

“We need to find a way out of this building!”

“And we will. Until then…”

*Blush in Adrienette*

Some-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME!

Monsters Inc.

“Sorry”

*Screams in Adrienette again*

“If only I could remember how to unlock my phone”

“Wait!”

Of course she would have some faint memory of this. How else could she unlock phones after stealing them.

“Nice work, Marinette!” Adrien praising Marinette part 7

“Gabriel Agreste”

“Probably… my dad. Or my uncle. No wait probably my older brother. Uhh... Really older brother”

“This is Gabriel Agreste's voicemail. I cannot pick up right now! I have just akumatized both my son’s and his just a friend’s best friends into Oblivio, who has the power to erase memories, and Ladybug and Chat Noir were both hit and have lost their memories and are somewhere in the building. Leave a message” “Yeah my father/uncle/older brother seems too  busy”

“Dupain-Cheng Sabine! My mom. Or auntie. Or my really older sister”

“I have both good news and bad news”

“The good news is: there are superheroes in the tower that will stop that supervillain”

“The bad news is: we're the superheroes! And the thing that's chasing us is the supervillain!”

“And we're supposed to be defeating it with superpowers we no longer have!“ Okay but i love how Marinette sounds when explaining the bad news.

“If my own mother doesn't know that I'm Ladybug, then nobody must know”

“What about us? Do you think… we know?” *Laughs in Irony*

“Do you think we're…”

“Looks like it”

“Then we must have told each other everything”

“I couldn't hide my identity from the girl I love”

*Cries in Adrienette*

“You remember your BFF Oblivio, don't you?”

“I'm not convinced that this monster is really our best friend” Well about that.

“I'll call you, and when he comes, we make a run for it”

“I'll use the tape to pull your phone back”

“Ready?”

“No wonder I fell in love with you”

*Cries in Adrienette again*

Jackass.

“This is called psychological harassment!” Mood.

“We’re doing pretty well, even without powers, don't you think?”

“It's true, you two make a very effective couple”

*More Screams in Adrienette*

“And stop calling us a couple!” “Yeah. Now draw me like one of your french girls”

When i saw the turtle i thought of Carapace (But that’s impossible cause of what’s revealed later)

Good to know Marinette somehow remembers the moves.

“Wow, that was amazing!” Adrien praising Marinette part 8

“Lucky Charm”

“What am I supposed to do with this? Make tea?” Yes.

“But most of all”

“I wouldn't want anything to happen to you”

“I'm starting to understand how much you mean to me, Adrien”

*Cries in Ladrien*

“Wow. Whoever she is beneath that mask, I love that girl”

“Whoa. I don't need any memory to know that I love that girl”

Cardboard Noir.

“Plagg?”

“Plagg? So that's my name, Plagg?”

“What's that gonna do—” Okay so the website that i’m using to get the screenshots has a tendency of skipping a few seconds. And honestly? The fact that it skipped Adrien saying “Plagg, Claws Out!” and just went straight to the transformation is so funny to me.

“That's not gonna be easy, Ma— Lady” *Screams in Ladynoir*

“Okay, I've got no idea what the hakuna matata is, but I trust you” It means no worries! For the rest of your days! It’s our problem free! Philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

I was shocked when it was revealed that Nino and Alya were Oblivio. Then i remember what Oblivio said before.

“You remember your BFF Oblivio, don't you?” Plus, rewatching Oblivio, you can hear Nino and Alya when they were Oblivio.

“Wait. Do you think we'll remember all this… afterwards?”

“Apparently, my Miraculous Ladybug reverts everything, so I'm guessing we won't”

“All right then. With your permission, My Lady…”

*Pterodactyl Screeching in Ladynoir*

Mood.

“Miraculous Ladybug”

*Cries in French*

This was another case of the video skipping. But the fact that it skipped Ladybug and Chat Noir seeing the picture of them kissing and just going straight to Ladybug saying “This is a disaster“ was too funny.

“The love you both secretly have for each other will be your downfall” *Cries in French again*

Oblivio Part 1 when?

#LetDjwifikiss

“Well, we went and hid to play Super Penguino”

“It's no biggie, you know. Juleka and I often play Super Penguino together”

“Everybody loves that game, you know”

“You know, sometimes even Chloe and I—” “Hey!”

“I haven't played it yet, but it looks fun”

“All you need is to find the right partner Right Marinette?” I mean it’s not a metaphor for making out. Right?

“If it happened once, it can happen again. At least now, I know my dream can come true” *Cries in Chat Blanc*

Huh? What happened? Wait when did i write this?

I wish i could get a Second Chance to do things over.

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 59 Silencer

Within the sound of silence.

“You know I never have any ideas” This is how we all are right?

“I'll use the same plan that's made me the rich man I am today” Donald Trump.

“I'll use the same plan that's made me the rich man I am today”

“If you're short on great ideas, borrow someone else's“ And sadly that’s how the world works.

“They do realize that we can hear them right?”

“Hey uh can i join too?” “Sure thing Adrien!” “Thanks Luka- Wait. Change of plans. My father has already set up my schedule for the next two weeks” “It’s alright Adrien maybe next time” “Thanks Lu-” “Can we save the gayness for later?”

*Rock n Roll singing in French*

“There better be a good explanation“ “And if not then I'm taking mom’s gun” “Juleka, we’re not taking mom’s gun” “Why does your mom have a gun?” “In case Jagged Stone shows up” “Juleka, like i keep telling mom, Jagged Stone has no reason to come here. Why would he come here?”

“Luka, are you thinking what I'm thinking?” “Yes indeed Marinette” “We have someone pretend to be akumatized while we sneak in” “Wait that’s the plan?” “Yes! What were you thinking?” “Public Nudity” “Oh my god”

“I came up with the whole song in 5 minutes”

“In 5 minutes? He couldn't even sing it the way it's supposed to be sung. Maybe Juleka was right we should’ve brought mom’s gun” “No Luka”

“You flat out stole! You didn't design this mask!“ “Wait who are you?” “Luka!” “Oh you’re that guy from the video... He’s even hotter without the mask”

“If you do that, I'll tell them you're the copycats, not me. I've got all the music biz eating out of my hand“ Again sadly that’s how the world of music works.

“Ah. I'm detecting the echo of a very rare emotion”

“The anger of a creator whose work has been stolen. Who just so happens to be my pizza delivery man”

“Who also cannot bear to see the one he loves suffer“ *Cries in Lukanette*

“Fly away, my little akuma, and evilize this pure soul“ Okay so you’re telling me that Luka rarely gets mad? Then how is he getting akumatized in season 4?

“Yes please kiss me” “What?” “What?”

What he was going to say “Take off that stupid helmet so i can kiss you”

“Don't worry, Marinette. I would never hurt you“ “Are you really giving me the old talk to the hand?”

“You’re the most extraordinary girl, Marinette“ “Hold up hold up! Can you use your normal voice? It’s weird hearing from XY’s” “Oh okay” *Coughs in French* “Better?” “Better”

“You’re the most extraordinary girl, Marinette”

“Clear as a musical note and as sincere as a melody“

“You’re the music that’s been playing inside my head since the day we first met“

“I won’t let anything happen to you“  *Cries in Lukanette again*

“Perhaps Luka feels the same way“ “Do you think!?” She sounds so happy.

Here he is the biggest douche of the universe. In all the galaxies there’s no bigger douche than you. You’ve reached the top the pinnacles of douchedom. Good going douche, your dreams have come true.

Boink.

“I wonder how everyone is doing with that contest. I would be playing with them, but my father won’t let me. I just want to play with Luka again... Okay maybe i should’ve phase that differently”

“Hey, that's not very nice!“ What did she say?

Boink 2

“Maybe I could imitate your voice?“ “No we’re doing Mister Bug and Lady Noire”

“Lucky Charm!”

“Lucky Charm!”

“Lucky Charm!”

“Lucky Charm!” Look at him.

“Uh... cat got your tongue?”

“A night at the opera?“ Chat Noir sucks at charade.

“What i wouldn’t give for another croissant” Adrien would agree.

“We could wait for Bob Roth to actually tell the truth. Cause to be honest  I'm rooting for Luka right now. Not cause he’s hot, but he also has a point” “You know what? You’re right”

You guys really need to stop falling for these fake outs.

“And what's with this fake Lucky Charm? I thought it was supposed to be magic or something, but it's actually just some crafty special effects”

“Time to shut up”

Ladybug’s tail kink part 4

“Oh yes press harder” “What?” “What?”

“It feels good to be top”

Got what he deserves.

“What did you think, kid? That I was going to tell everybody the truth?”

“That I stole Kitty Section's song and your girlfriend's costumes, so I could give them to my talentless son?” “Gee now i feel bad for XY. Having such a shitty dad” “Wait you feel mad for me?” “Don’t get the wrong idea”

Exposed live.

“See you soon, my kitty”

“I love when she calls me that” *Screams in Ladynoir*

“Luka?”

“Did you really mean those things you said when you were akumatized?”

“I'm sorry, Marinette, but I don't remember. What did I say?”

“Uh, oh, nothing. It was nothing at all. You were possessed by Hawkmoth's akuma”

“I don't know what I possibly could've said. I just hope it wasn't anything mean. Did i say about how i pooped my pants when i was 7?” “Uh no” “Is it that i almost drowned when i was 11?″ “No it wasn’t” “Wait  did i say how i want to have a foursome with you Adrien and Kagami?” “No. Wait what?” “Nothing”

“Because you're the most extraordinary girl, Marinette”

“As clear as a musical note and as sincere as a melody”

“You’re the music that’s been playing inside my head since the first day we met”

*More Cries in Lukanette*

Why can’t i find a guy like Luka?

And really? Oni-Chan? You guys better not be getting the wrong idea.

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 66 Kwamibuster

I know someone here has FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!

“Plagg, you promised me you wouldn't go back there!”

“Sorry, Sugarcube, but I can't resist such irresistible beauty! Here it sits everyday beckoning me with its gooey lusciousness And every time I eat it, it just pops right back up the very next day!”

“Don't you think it's strange that this gross, stinky thing just reappears in the same spot day after day?”

“Ah, I've got you at last, FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!” “Oh it’s time for the usual chase” “Wait this happens a lot?” “Everyday” “Everyday?!”

“This is exactly why you should always listen to me!”

“Let's get out of here!” “Ugh!”

“And they speak too?! You continue to impress me FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

“Get back here!”

“You little!”

“What’s going on?” “What’s all that noise?” “FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!” “Oh it’s just Miss. Mendeleiev yelling about  FAIRY GOD KWAMIS! Again”

AU where Miraculous Ladybug is just a- You know what? I’ll just post it to the terrible au blog.

“Ugh, go ahead and run away. I have proof of my great scientific discovery! Proof of the existence of FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

Does Plagg‘ often come here on his own?

“Aaw, okay, I promise you I won't eat any more magic cheese ever again and really what's the worst that could happen anyway” “Why did you say that? Now something bad is going to happen!”

“Is it true that Miss Mendeleiev has found our the existence of FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

He dabs.

“Yes apparently she has found out that FAIRY GOD KWAMIS! are real”

Top 10 Secrets That Need To Be Answered: Who is Mr. Banana.

If we can let a little girl to judge, then how come we can’t allow kids to vote? Most of my cousins, who are between the ages of 10-16 hate Donald Trump and want him gone.

“What are you about to witness is proof of the existence of FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

“I discovered the first of these creatures soon after school began in September” Wait so she has seen Plagg back in Stoneheart or after? Also i’m surprised she didn’t suspect Adrien, since he started going to school around the same time.

The kid who drew these are better than me.

“What's that even supposed to be?”

“I seriously doubt this show was remotely scientific whatsoever” Says the ones who are superheroes and have seen Kwamis before.

“Wait a sec! If Plagg was there too, that means he was here in this school! Which means Chat Noir is a student at Françoise Dupont, just like me?! And if I just figured this out, then that means that Chat Noir probably just figured out that I figured out that he figured it out!”

“It's okay. I know you're trying to protect me. If I figure out who he is, I'll have to give up my Miraculous and Ladybug” “Marinette, when was that a rule?”

Poor Alix.

“Last but not least, Ms. Mendeleiev has hypothesized that there are FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

“I’m telling you! They’re real! FAIRY GOD KWAMIS do exist!”

“Wait a second. If Tikki was there, too, then that means she was here at school, which means Ladybug is a student at Françoise Dupont just like me, which means I probably know Ladybug already”

“I just can't stop thinking about who Chat Noir really is! He has to be one of the boys... Well i know for a fact that it’s not Adrien”

“We gotta go, Tikki. I have to find a way to convince Chat Noir that Marinette Dupain-Cheng can't possibly be Ladybug, otherwise I won't to be able to be Ladybug anymore” “Again, when was this a rule?”

“Plagg, what if... Marinette were Ladybug...?” *Screams in Adrienette*

“So if I were you, I'd act like nothing's going on”

“That's what I always do when there's a problem”

“And it's always worked out just fine for me!” I try doing that everyday, but 2020 always finds someway to kick my ass.

“I can’t know Ladybug’s identity otherwise i have to give up my Miraculous” “Wait, when was this a rule?”

“I'm going to capture your FAIRY GOD KWAMIS and prove to everyone that these magic creatures really do exist!”

Have some Adrien being an actual cat.

Bananoir Origins.

“Master! Tikki and Plagg have been captured and Cat Noir might discover my secret identity!” “How is Chat Noir knowing your identity a bad  thing?” “Because we would have to give up our Miraculous!” “Wait, when was this a rule?”

“Ratatouille, Get Squeaky!” “My name is Mullo!”

“I have to save Tikki!” “Marinette, i’m right behind you”

“Toppo!” “It’s Mullo!”

“If Marinette fails, Hawk Moth will claim almost every Miraculous for himself! And since the Turtle Miraculous is still here, that would mean that we would have to rename this series to Miraculous Carapace”

“True or false: Chat Noir has disguised himself as Mr. Banana!”

“Uh... Stay peachy?”

“You can't get away from me. i will capture every single FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!”

“Isn’t this a fun family reunion?” “Plagg, they’re gonna kill you” “I know”

Future Discussion: Why Dark Owl, Zombiezou, and Kwamibuster returning as the new Trio of Punishers would be the end for Ladybug and Chat Noir.

“Being Chat Noir is much more appealing than being a banana But i’ll keep the costume”

“Good job, Multimouse, thanks to you I got my Kwami back, and Chat Noir's”

“Awesome plan, girls!” Chat Noir appreciating the girls.

“We came, we saw, we kicked her ass!”

Get someone who would look at you the same way Marinette looks at Ladybug- Wait what?

They really had me.

And no one saw all the Kwamis with her.

“No worries, Master. Chat Noir wouldn't imagine in a million years that I'm Ladybug” *Laughs in Chat Blanc*

Admit it, you have FAIRY GOD KWAMIS!

Time for a feast.

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 73 The Puppeteer 2

I’m doing the rewatching. So you don’t have too.

“Nathalie, since this is gonna take a while, can I bring a friend?”

“Hmm”

“Can I bring two friends?”

“Hmm”

“Can we make that... three?

“Mhmm”

“Would four work? Actually, more like three and a half”

“Might as well cancel the New York trip”

“Really? But I thought you and Marinette were boyfriend and girlfriend. She has lots of photos of you all over her bedroom” Exposed.

“That's because she loves fashion and I'm a fashion model” Adrien, you fucking idiot.

“Not at all! That's not why we came here at all”

“Oh! Well, then it's real nice of you guys to come here just to keep me company”

“That's not why we came here at all, either!”

“Really? So why did you want to come here then? Did it have something to do with Marinette?”

“Uh, no! You've got it all wrong, dude”

“Not with Marinette, or with you, and even less with you and Marinette alone by yourselves!”

“I'm confused. Marinette wants to be alone with me?”

“Marinette alone with you? Uh, no way, dude! You couldn't be further from the truth. It's the exact opposite, actually” Nino sucks at the game.

“Marinette doesn't want to be with me?”

Look at this sad kitten.

Random rewind time.

“And I'm not even wearing my lucky socks” Marinette, you’re Ladybug. Ladybugs are symbols for good luck.

“It comes straight from our very own beehives up on the roof of the museum” Wait is this true?

Marinette’s small hop.

“But then, if I'm not a good friend”

“What am I to you?“ *Cries in Adrienette*

“I'm sure I did something to mess up our friendship by accident”

This is the only time.

“Excuse me, lady, what exactly is your superpower, making me fall super in love?“

“I don't need a super power for that”

“I know that we're not really ourselves when we're akumatized, but it's... weird to see ourselves like that, as supervillians”

“It's because you don't look at them properly”

“These aren't supervillains, these are all the people Ladybug and Chat Noir have saved”

“You're right” *Cries in Djwifi*

“Children cannot be disregarded. Well, she can count on me to give her my full attention” Adrien says hi since you don’t give him full attention.

“Marinette's important to me”

“So I'll do whatever it takes to make her feel good when she's around” *Cries in Adrienette again*

He pets.

“Oh, it's only a statue. How come I didn't see it earlier? Wait that means we don’t have to be here. Guy c'mon we’re going home!”

I wish to end it here. But the following is nothing but cringe.

“Wow... it looks so... real“

“The wax is nearly as hot as skin“

“It even smells exactly like him...!”

“FYI, Marinette's never going to fall in love with a statue”

“Oh, beautiful statue of Adrien, your wax is so soft!“

“Your yak hair is silky“

“Your eyes are so green”

“Oh, shall I be a statue, too! Everything would be so much easier”

“Why haven't we been molded together in the plaster of destiny?”

“Marble to marble, wax lips against wax lips, entwined for eternity...”

“Whoa—! Eternity sounds like a long time...!”

“Dahh!” *Cringe in Adrienette*

Hey she’s hitting him without freaking out.

$20 Say Nino screamed like a girl.

“Oh, no! You're going to stay and play with me this time!”

“Manon!?” *Rage in French*

Adrien tries to fight like Bunnyx.

*Screams in Ladrien*

We wish this happened to Hawky Mothy.

“The really important things are the hardest to say, aren't they?”

“It's precisely when something is important, that it's important to say it, no matter what”

*Screams in Ladynoir*

Good thing their not real people, otherwise this would be graphic.

Rip.

“It deserves a little scratch under the chin before going up, right?” #ScratchChatChin

“Is that a new perfume, my lady?”

“This one smells like... wax?”

“Cataclysm!”

Like i said, good thing they’re statue.

“Keep your hand fetish away from me! I’m not Yoshikage Kira!”

“Hands off, you pale imitation!”

“Only one cat is allowed to have her hand” “Not you Chat” “I know”

Why is Puppeteer here weaker than her season 1 self? Because like I said before, the akumas need the right motivation and the right power. Because Manon didn’t have the same motivation she did in Puppeteer. In Puppeteer her motivation was beat Ladybug and Chat Noir. But here in Puppeteer 2? She just wanted people to pay attention to her, to play with her. And like i said, akumas needs the right motivation and the right power to stand a chance against Ladybug and Chat Noir. The second reason is her powers are slightly different from before. Yeah she can the statues move, but it’s inferior to her season 1 self. Once she gets someone doll and makes them come to life then the actual person is under her control. She had a huge upper hand in season 1 but here in season 3 she’s weaker.

“I'm sorr—!”

“You go first”

“No, please, you”

“I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kissed the statue, but I didn't know it was you, and if I had, it wouldn't have been a prank because I—”

“No, no... It's my fault. When you left the workshop, I was so worried that you were mad at me...? It made me do the stupid prank, and...”

“Of course I wasn't mad at you! I'm sorry that I made you believe that”

“Is that true? We're still friends, you and me?”

“Of course! But, to be safe, maybe we should stop playing pranks on each other”

“I know, I'm not good with jokes. The girl I'm in love with doesn't like them either”

“The girl that you—? You're... you're in love with...?”

*More Cries in Adrienette*

“You heard him. Adrien's in love with another girl, and me?”

“I'm just a friend“

“Oh, I'm sure life has many surprises in store for you, Marinette! You know like next episode. Oh wait next episode is “That” episode”

“That would've been one very silly first kiss, anyways” *Laughs in Dark Cupid*

Let’s never talk about this again.

Hey guys. What if the love square became canon?

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Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 55 Bakerix

Okay, so I'm just going just continue my Rewatch even though I don’t have a new keyboard. And that’s cause of two reasons: First is that ML is going to be removed from Netflix and go to Disney+ Which i don’t have. and second is that i want to finish this. It’s almost going to be a year since i started doing this, and it was suppose to end in March. Anyway, here’s the long awaited and forgotten Rewatch of Bakerix.

“This ultra-modern train will travel between France and the UK at record speed. It’s so fast that if the conductor got akumatized then this train can fly off into space”

“There's no stopping progress, Tikki. Unless your Donald Trump”

“I'd better think of it now, 'cause his birthday is today! And someone should be getting akumatized right now cause Hawky Mothy loves akumatizing people on their birthday”

“If you really want to know more about it, you should probably ask your dad”

“if you wanna know more about it, you should probably ask Grandma”

“If you really want to know about it, you should probably ask your dad or your mom” “Why are adults so useless?” “Marinette, I'm still online“

“Uh... I'm... a friend?”

“I don't have any friends” That’s what I say everyday.

“I'll grab my cap next time I come by!” And then he didn’t.

“Aren't you a little young to be delivering flour?”

“Yes, yes I am. Wait you don’t get that joke?”

“The Internet is just as crazy as cordless telephones!” I want to travel back to the 30′s and show someone the Internet. Wait the 30′s is also... Forget it.

“That’s not how it’s done! If you want to talk to someone then walk up to them and start a conversation” “Umm.. We can’t cause of Covid-19“ “What the hell is Covid-19? Is that how you call the Spanish Flu?“

“I do know my stuff. Maybe even better that you, old man” Ok Boomer.

I counted all the great and it was 26 In other words, his 26th great grandfather.

“But the Romans won. Poof!” *Insert explosion here*

“Get out! Out with the liar!” “Get out! Out with the liar!

Mood

“You didn't say the magic word!”

“Please”

“Of course! Would you like a butter croissant or a baguette to go with that?”

*Laughs in French*

“That's not how it's done! It's up to the police or the army to carry out law enforcement! Not you!” I take Ladybug and Chat Noir over the police and the army. Plus they don’t need millions of dollars like the police and the army.

“You two are on a date? Have you fucked yet?” “Dude we’re still kids“ “That’s not how it’s done! You fuck after the first date“ “Well this ain’t a fanfic“ “What the fuck is a fanfic?“

“You should ask Queen Bee for some help”

“We're doing okay for now, but I'll remember that. Thanks, Chloe” It just makes later more sad.

Would you eat this sandwich?

“My bread! I left some bread baking in the oven, and my granddaughter's there! It's dangerous! It could catch fire!” “His granddaughter huh? Hope that little girl is safe”

“Marinette!” “Wait this is Marinete’s grandfather?“

“Mmm. Both these breads are delicious, d'you have any jam by any chance?”

“That's not how you taste bread!” #GiveChatjam

Hey everyone guess what? This is the only birthday akuma in season 3

Well time to go backwards.