#mildly entertaining shoot-out action

[its-jooby]

Mildly entertaining shoot-out action

I would've given them cool dark world guns, but that would be too entertaining

[bella-goths-wife]

Request:What if Val was in a bad mood after meeting Charlie,What would he do?

Aftermath of pet meeting Charlie (DARK CONTENT)

Warnings: abuse, violent punishments, implied past SA, sexualisation of reader, power imbalance, weird dynamics, drugging, slut shaming, threats of SA

Just a reminder that reader died when she was 18 and that I do not condone of romanticise the disturbing themes I write about!

You awoke to a harsh headache and light sensitivity due to the sleeping pills, but also with an ultra awareness that you were not in angels dressing room or your room.

You felt an eerie chill creep up your spine at the familiar sensation of the zebra print silk sheets underneath your body as you tried to pull yourself up.

A shaky sigh escaped you at the memory of the last time you had awoken in this bed, with Valentino’s limbs thrown inappropriately around you as they squeezed you.

“Finally awake darling?” You heard and you froze in fear

You look up to see Valentino smoking his disgusting cigars while sitting in a chair that he usually left open for an observer to his night time promiscuity.

Be looked at you with a predatory gaze that you were all to familiar with as you prepared yourself mentally to dissociate from whatever was about to happen to you.

“You’ve been out for two days” Valentino states with a humourless chuckle “I guess I miscalculated the amount I gave you huh? Oops”

You knew this was part of the punishment, his mockery comes first and then his heavy handed abuse. You also knew that you’d be punished by the other two for missing work

“Your little friend was just so interested in you” Valentino states as he rises from the chair and stalks closer to you “said that she’d love to see you again, that was before I kicked her out and gave Angel dust a proper warning about inviting guests to shoots”

You heart dropped at the mention of angel dust, you scolded yourself for not seeing how your actions would affect him.

“Got anything to say for yourself, princesa?” He asked as he gripped your face harshly and his nails threatened to rip into the delicate skin of your cheeks to make more markings

“I’m so sorry Valentino” I apologise desperately with a clear tone of fear “I was just trying to help-“

“Oh I’m sure you were” Valentino scoffed out sarcastically as he pushed you off the bed and onto the hardwood floor “just like you used to help your friends at your little raves”

You tried to crawl away from your abuser with your arms, but Valentino stood over you and gripped your hair to pull your face up and expose your throat. You yelped in pain as you felt the iron hot pain in your scalp from his hold on your hair

“Tell me darling, did sucking all those cocks when you were alive to get into parties ever fill the hole that your dear old dad left?” Valentino asked with a mocking tone “did fucking all those girls and boys in the toliet stalls ever fool you into thinking you were worth more than a mildly entertaining hole that people would abandon when you’d use one to speak”

You felt tears clouding your vision as you hyperventilated in pain at the words and the physical sensations of his abuse.

“We gave you purpose” Valentino yelled in your face before turning you body over and slapping you across the face “we made you worth something instead of scum on the streets”

You groaned out in pain as his hands wrapped around your throat and squeezed down. Fear encased your entire body

“I told Vox about your new mission for friends and he gave me permission to punish you how I see fit, his only rule was to make sure you could easily cover it up in time for your photoshoot tomorrow” Valentino scoffs out with a smirk that turned into a sneer “if you were one of my souls, I’d have the camera ready and twelve men lined up for you but I suppose Vox is more merciful than me”

You gasped out for air as you felt pressure in your head and your vision going spotty. Valentino only scoffed.

“I suppose you’ll always be that pill seeking whore at heart, but that’s okay darling” Valentino says as his tone switches from angry to charming in a second and he lets go of your throat and walks away from you and towards his closet “we can fix that”

You gasp out for air as you clutch your own neck and you greedily gulp down air you could get. Your had a burning pain in your body and a dull ache in your head.

You saw Valentino undressing himself and an icy panic came at the thought that maybe he wasn’t done with his punishment. That panic calms after you see him simply changing into his sleepwear

“Oh my sweet little pet, it’s all over now” Valentino coos as he walks over to you and picks you up before placing you in his bed “you did good pet, we’re done now”

You sobbed into his pillows and you held yourself at the feeling of violation that surrounded you after you abuse.

Valentino sighs before going to his bedside draw and pulling out what looked like a gummy bear, but you knew the routine.

He wants to hold you In some sick kind of abuse aftercare to make his feelings of guilt disappear, and he couldn’t do that if your sobbing and squirming.

So he’ll feed you a weed gummy to try and relax you and make you more pliable to his twisted affection, and that’s what he does as he holds the gummy to your lips.

And your desperation to feel anything other than the pain or the feel the deep violation that came from his punishments, you accept it with urgency.

“You just need to be broken in and taught” Valentino sighs as he gets into the bed and holds you close “you need to break those bad habits and realise that your all ours”

A sob breaks out of your mouth, you’re truly trapped with them. You’re trapped being theirs.

You fall asleep in your abusers arms with the deep fear that you’ll awaken to the same situation and a desperate hopelessness that you won’t wake up at all.

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[likecrapthroughagoose]

Godzilla x Kong gets... probably a 7.5 or 8 out of 10 from me. I liked it a lot, but the last act felt like it was rushing (which should never be the case for a 2+ hour movie). The action was really good though and the visual effects, while dwarfed by Minus One, were excellent.

Spoiler-y opinions below:

Okay so- Kong's portions of the movie were actually really strong. Granted, I'm easily amused by anything that involves monkeys falling down a lot. But in all seriousness, you can tell they had the most story ideas for Kong. His fights are good, the monsters his arc introduces are cool, and the way they've aged his design is also pretty nifty. You will believe a gorilla can be daddy.

That said, the strength of Kong's part of the movie brings me to my main complaint. The other two focal points, Godzilla and the human cast really didn't feel like they had as much to do. Less so for the human cast, which I'll get to in a moment, but it kinda felt like Godzilla was sidelined.

Weirdly, that isn't to say he wasn't in the movie. Godzilla's scenes are almost as plentiful as Kong's, if not equally so. The movie, to its credit, does a pretty good job of giving everyone equal-ish screentime, so Godzilla does get plenty of scenes. The problem is that most of them are just him going from point A to point B to point C and so forth.

In fairness, Goji's scenes are at least entertaining. He gets some superb city destruction and the best fights in the movie (and it has plenty) are his. Though speaking of fights, I am disappointed that we didn't get to see any new-old monsters. Scylla is a cool enough design on its own that I don't mind it, but Tiamat is similar enough to Manda that I felt like SOME acknowledgement could be made. I mean shoot, just have them be called Titanus Ebirah and Titanus Manda on the computer radar thingie they keep cutting to. Problem solved.

At least we get Godzilla sleeping in the Colosseum like a cat. It's a cheap pop, but I'm still here for it.

The human story is decent, if nothing special. The only returning cast are Rebecca Hall, Kaylee Hottle, and Brian Tyree Henry. Dan Stevens joins them as... I guess Kong's veterinarian for lack of a better word, rounding out the quartet of focal characters. I don't know if I enjoyed his character or if he annoyed me. Hottle and Hall deliver more of the "constantly mildly uncomfortable deaf girl who just wishes everyone would leave her pet gorilla alone and her overprotective adopted mother" stuff. It was fine in the last movie, it's fine here. Henry's conspiracy theorist character is... less irksome than he could have been. While in the previous film he was a surprising amount of depth for the archetype he was portraying, here he's firmly in the comic relief role. It never quite veers into annoying, but there are parts where it does leave you going, "okay, but why does he need to be here?" He at least makes it out better than Stevens, who may be the world's first example of a token white guy.

All that said, the human plot was actually kinda working for me. The whole "lost civilization deep within the hollow earth that harnesses mysterious natural powers and also worships/summons Mothra" thing felt like a really fun tribute to the kind of story you'd see in the classic Showa Era films without being anachronistic.

As much as I complain, there was something I noticed beyond the movie itself that made me happy. The theater was packed, which is great to see, but more than that there was a ton of kids in there, right around the same age I was when I was first getting into Godzilla. The same age I was when I got picked on for liking it. I couldn't help but look around the theater after the movie and feel vindicated. I was right, this shit is cool as fuck. Suck my ass, Samuel from fifth grade.

Anyway yeah it's fun. Worth seeing.

[itstokkii]

AHAJSJSJSJSHS

wow so it turns out I'm a (spins wheel) ZIONIST for (shoots dart at board) specifying in the post they mention here that making an Israel OC now would be insensitive, and that many don't properly depict the illegitimate state with the weird complexes it has, choosing instead to go "hey I drew someone with big boobs in an IOF uniform ! this is my israel chan oc 😊❤️"

rather than "this is israel he is an asshole that constantly defends his terrible actions behaves in a self destructive manner and also constantly wants to be seen as legitimate because he knows he's a fake state"

also I (rolls die) value friendship more than PALESTINIANS grr 😡😡😡

none of us have to prove or disprove whether we're zionists or not ? especially to this brand of people who have never seen grass and will always take something in bad faith ?

anyways. mildly entertaining stuff for today I'm not even pissed lol

[friendlyfatbee]

The Number One, Hottest Ghost:

✨🎬Morty🎬✨!

Was this to be expected? I think its merely destiny… a ghost so attractive even Luigi thinks highly of him. AND LETS GET TO WHY!

Looks: I based his beauty standards on the 1920s, considering his film with Luigi DOES include sound, despite sound in film being established after color in film was, so the black and white footage was most likely for aesthetic or time for Morty. Morty get points deducted for his… to put it nicely, abnormally large head. Otherwise his cap and sweater does follow the fashion during this time period (Source: Here’s What The Ideal Beauty Standards For Men And Women In The 1920s Looked Like by Noelle Talmon) along with his lean body (Source: How the ‘Ideal’ Male Body Has Changed Throughout History by Abbas Kanani MRPharmS, yes the last name is capitalized correctly)

Personality: A perfect personality primarily due to the fact that he leaves an apparent positive effect on Luigi. Of course Morty is already entertaining with his over dramatic and theatrical nature for the player, yet truly throws the player’s expectations out the window when he talks to Luigi and calls him handsome. Practically the last ghost in the entire Luigi’s Mansion series that acts positively toward Luigi was Madame Clairvoya, so its truly exciting (and mildly amusing to see Luigi thrown off guard as well by this) to see this interaction. There’s also other details that stand out that cause my appreciation for Morty to grow tenfold, such as the triumphant atmosphere there is on the floor once Morty finishes shooting the Godzilla-esque film with Luigi (I mean… Luigi is surprised at Morty’s positive reaction after the boss battle, its an adorable interaction.) There’s also the fact that if Luigi stuns Morty and fail to vacuum him as he’s busy developing the film, Morty will simply return to working on the film, implying that in the long run he doesn’t hold small actions against others, unlike a certain Chef cough cough. The absolutely MOST important detail about Morty is more so the result of his actions and why I claim he has such a positive effect… once Morty gives Luigi the button, Luigi says “Imma Star!” Let me remind everyone… Luigi often gets made fun of in practically every game he’s in, some more subtle than others… so to see someone, let alone someone who was meant to be an enemy, have such a positive effect that it makes Luigi feel positively about himself… well if that isn’t the most attractive thing ever, I don’t know what is.

Survival Rate: Very high, and while you may argue the whole Ghostzilla was a threat, that was Morty’s actor and not himself. The Survival Rate measures how a ghost by themselves can harm, and considering Morty’s lack of self defense if Luigi vacuums him up, its safe to say that Morty is not much of a threat by himself.

Niceness Rate: Very high, considering him being actively positive toward Luigi, and not having a negative effect on Luigi if he is being gloomy and melodramatic.

Overall, Morty’s reputation and often romantic portrayals with other ghosts and Luigi in the fandom is easy to follow along with. I should have expected Morty’s high placement due to a majority of points being caused by Personality, but it is still pleasantly surprising for me! Unlike Morty’s filming vocation, he’ll live in the moment and enjoy every minute he gets to spend with you!

[theharpermovieblog]

#HARPERSMOVIECOLLECTION

2023

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I re-watched Bloodsport (1988)

Yesterday I watched a documentary about 1980's action films. Today, I'm watching Bloodsport. Cause and Effect.

Frank Dux goes AWOL to fight in the Kumite. An underground and illegal martial arts tournament.

Bloodsport is supposedly based on the true life story of Frank Dux, a martial artist who supposedly entered an underground fighting contest called the Kumite and won. The reality is, that's some serious bullshit. Both the Kumite, and the Sensei whom Dux claimed to have studied under, have never been proven to exist.

But, who gives a shit, we got Bloodsport out of some weirdo telling a bunch of lies.

In a movie in which I'm pretty sure Jean Claude Van Damme is overdubbing the child version of himself (with a little baby voice) it's not crazy to expect some serious laughs. And, there are plenty here

This movie, like many of the 1980's action flicks, is at least 50% great because of how unintentionally funny it is. The other 50% of greatness usually comes from people beating, stabbing, shooting or blowing eachother up. Bloodsport sticks to beatings.

Director Newt Arnold doesn't have the most successful directing career, and his filmmaking leaves something to be desired. He doesn't really seem to care about character or how things are coming across, as far as the story. This is a very simple story, with a mildly muddy script that no one seems to have attempted to clean up, or punch up. The intended humor and pretty much all of the dialogue are awful. When it comes to action, I'll admit, Arnold isn't so bad. I mean, this isn't John Wick or anything, but it's competent 1980's action directing, to where the audience understands the action on screen, despite the quick cuts. And, I suppose that's what's most important here.

I never loved movies like this when I was a kid. I tried, but always found them really dissapointing. They felt so cheap and dumb. It wasn't till I got into my late teens that I started to see their true appeal. Revisiting these movies now I can tell the good ones from the bad, despite the reality being that none of them are actually "good".

Bloodsport ( like a surprisingly high number of JCVD movies) is one of those movies that transcends good and bad filmmaking. It's an absolute shit-fest full of cliches, which sometimes seem placed in the script for no other reason than to fill in space between fights. But, for whatever reason the movie still manages to be endlessly entertaining. The fights, the montages, the pointless B and C stories, the dialogue......it's all mashed together to make a movie which is enjoyable enough on your own, but becomes better with friends.

If I was to sit here and write out a technical review, I'd have to shit all over this movie. The acting is terrible, the story is stupid, the characters are surface level and just in general the movie absolutely should not work.

But, it does.

[lgcsaem]

✰ . . . SPRING BOYS REFLECTION.           a deep dive into the mind ( solo ).

     participating in a legit program like spring boys had been a new, different experience to anything saem had ever done before. given his pre-trainee days, constantly working on bettering his dancing capabilities as well as taking part in a number of live action performance gigs, prerecorded shows that were meant to help prepare him for a possible debut at some point in the near future ( as well as give future potential fans a small taste of everything he had to offer, not only talent wise, but variety wise ) was a welcomed unknown.

     to an extent, he was already known— monthly sns posts, appearances in small activities such as guesting on fellow trainees podcasts, or simply taking part in events that had to do with being out and about in public. this, however, was different. sure, rosters were picked and planned by management, schedules predetermined with only a finite amount of wiggle room for he and the other boys to dictate which teams they’d end up on, circumstances and limitations saem was familiar with by this point. his ability to act out a bit and not have to worry about saving face too much, however? well, saem was nothing but entertaining. in a situation like this, he was sure his silly little antics would be appreciated in terms of variety, finally.

     “learning new dance routines is always fun, i’ll start with that!” he exclaims, bouncing a bit where he’s sat across from a staff member. “in total, i learned four different routines— the two full group songs, and then two unit songs.” saems gaze travels upwards for a moment, line of sight bouncing between the plethora of speckled dots scattered across the ceiling as he thought. “of the unit songs, i think . . . can’t stop shining was way more my speed. it’s so upbeat and fun to do, plus i was given quiet a few lines to show a bit more of my singing skills off with. i was super happy with that since it must mean all the vocal practice i did earlier in the year paid off, huh?” he speaks, his words bouncy as he goes. “as far as the unit songs i took part in . . . outsider was my favorite! it’s funky and a bit theatrical, i think it’ll totally be a standout!”

     “honestly, i think this whole experience was as fun as it was because i got to hang out with everyone! i love performing, but practicing and getting up on stage is something we do all the time,” saems mouth squishes to the side mildly, a brow lifting as his cheeks puff out slightly. “when was the last time i got to play actual laser tag, or the last time i went to a festival and learned how to make water guns out of bamboos? ages ago, that’s when!” saems eyes wide as his brows shoot up, posture leaning a bit more forward in his insistence. “even the ice fishing was kind of ok, and i hate having to sit still for hours like that!”

     that singular admission of annoyance aside, saem had truly had an incredibly fun time all throughout filming.

     “i wanna do something like this again in the future!”

[sabineelectricheart]

Burger King Shakes

Summary: Corrin and Xander stop by the Burger King drive-thru. The wait is killing them.

Rating: K+ - Suitable for more mature childen, 9 years and older, with minor action violence without serious injury. May contain mild coarse language. Should not contain any adult themes.

Words: 2100

Notes: It’s meant to be humourous, but it’s an AU. Enjoy!

Seriously, how many people wanted a burger on a Thursday afternoon? It is past three o’clock, the lunch rush should be over by then.

Corrin pushed different ends of the button on the car door, staring ahead blankly while the window cranked up and down. Elbow resting on the centre console, she narrowed her eyes at the minivan in front of them. She could see the silhouettes of multiple little gremlins. The soccer balls pressed against the rear windshield told her all she needed to know.

A children's soccer team. No doubt their order will be large too. Not to mention that there were still three cars in front of them. It would take forever, at this pace, for them to finally reach the window.

They have already been here ten minutes. She just wanted a milkshake, and preferably burger.

The blond girl let the window crank up fully before a heavy sigh to her left came to her attention.

In the driver's seat, her ever-so-patient boyfriend stared ahead as well, unwaveringly shooting a scowl at the minivan. Unlike her, he had a vein above his head. He is very frustrated, that is clear to the eye.

Out of habit, Corrin reached to press the button again.

Xander gripped the steering wheel tightly, looking annoyed to be here above all else. "Will you stop that?"

She gave him a look, feeling miffed about his snapping. Not that she wanted to make his day that much more irritating, but she is hungry and is also impatient about the delay. She could not have predicted that the drive-thru, of all things, would be this busy, this late.

To satisfy him, though, she dramatically lifted her hand off the button and draped it on her knee.

"There, done." The girl responded, petulant.

He sighed. "This car isn't cheap, you know?"

Corrin lolled her head to the side to fully look at him. "Oh, believe me, I’m keenly aware how many years of minimum wage this car costs."

Xander hollowed his cheeks, eyes snapping from the line of cars to the menu board up ahead. His girlfriend propped her chin up and watched him, she believes she will get some entertainment out of the clueless, sheltered kid making sense out of the fast-food offerings.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught her mildly amused expression and turned his head away. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"No reason." Corrin brought a hand to the steering wheel and lovingly tapped his white knuckles. "Loosen up, bud. We're going to be here for a while."

Xander shook his head. "Do we have to get food from here?"

"Well, I asked, and you're the one who drove here." She looked back. “Besides, we’re tailed. We couldn’t drive away even if we wanted to.”

"Fine, but for your information, you did much more than just ask." He corrected with a sigh. "You wouldn't let up until I turned here."

"You can't just blame me." The girl lifted an accusing finger right back at her boyfriend. "I know you want a greasy burger as much as I do, and those crispy fries. Ugh, a cold shake to top it all off. Why does it have to be busy today?"

The long wait started to mess with her brain. All she could think of is food, food, food.

The line inched forward just the slightest bit. Xander reached for the radio and turned the music up. She obliged his wish to end the conversation, for now. Instead, her finger went back to the button and she pressed it absentmindedly.

Nothing happened.

Corrin glanced from the button to the window. Pressing again to confirm her suspicions, nothing still happened. She snapped her head to find the blond man staring dead ahead. He tapped the wheel to the beat of the music. Unaware, more like purposefully ignoring, the small dilemma at hand.

"Did you put on the child lock?" She accused.

He glanced at the girl. "You won't stop messing with my window."

"Xander!" She huffed and fell back into her seat, crossing her arms.

With nothing better to do, she looked out the window. Taking in the view of cars parked along the lot around the restaurant, she hummed. The sports car certainly is not cheap. Probably cost more than all of these combined. The minivan in front could not cost half as much.

"Your car is really out of place here." Corrin suddenly said.

The man hummed, unamused. "I know."

She looked behind at the car next in line, which is also an average car. Slumping forward, she raised a brow at her boyfriend. He had responded sharply to her with that tone of his, the one he used to be petulantly contrarian. Was that his problem? Not necessarily being in a drive-thru, but that Xander was so obviously in a drive-thru. That he stuck out like a sore thumb?

Corrin chuckled, watching him. "I bet everyone here knows who this car could belong to."

His face soured. "Now you see why I don't want to be here."

"Because people will think that Hereditary Prince Xander of Windmere eats greasy food." She waved her hands in front of her, as if the notion itself made her dizzy. "Ah, the horror! He eats fast food like every other person in this city!"

He frowned at the other passenger. "That's not what I mean."

She crosses her arms and clicks her tongue.

"I know. The public eye isn't your thing but think of it this way, the people will still see you as, and you won't believe it, a rich guy." She blew a raspberry. "I don't think anyone cares about what you eat, Xander. In fact, I don’t think anyone cares about you. Period. Monarchy is long dead in Nohr, after all, Mr. Pretender."

"Not the average person." He somewhat agreed.

"Your rich, inbred buddies will just think you're bougie for dining like a peasant for a day." She shrugged. "Not a bad thing."

"Bougie or not…" He stops in his tracks and side-eyes her for giggling because he said bougie. Sighing, he continued, "Never mind."

"What?" Corrin pats his arm lovingly. "Think about it. Your carefully created image of a conscientious, cold aristocrat won't change. You may just become a bit more relatable to people."

To prove her point, she pulled out her phone. For how long they sat here, she is certain that someone would mention it online. Lo and behold, she found a video trending of his car. From the angle, it seemed to her that it had to be taken from across the street.

"Here, see." She clicked the video and held her phone between the two of them.

It played the window being cranked up and down. She stiffened as the camera zoomed in and caught a blurry image of both of their tired faces before she fully cranked the window back up. The caption below mentioned this was a #faileddate.

She hummed. "Well…."

Corrin did not really know how to spin this, but she did not have to. A small smile broke all on its own on Xander's face.

She did a double-take in surprise, but it was gone as soon as it came. No. He smiled, right? She could not have imagined it. Her brain is not playing tricks on her, is it?

The blond girl poked his cheek. "Do it again."

"Do what again?" He leaned away from her touch but she poked him again.

"Smile." Corrin poked once more. "Do it."

He gently swatted her hand away like it was a fly. "Stop that."

She smiled. "Come on. Brighten my day!"

Either way, she gave up without much fuss, dropping her hand from his face.

The line moved forward as the minivan lowered its window to order. The two of them glanced up at the loud yelling from in front. Bless whoever was the adult in that van. Neither of them would survive in that situation.

She fell back into her seat and laid her phone on her lap. "All right. We're next. Do you know what you’ll want?"

"Do you?"

"Of course, I do. I come here a lot." Corrin felt the need to clarify her bad eating habits. "I come for the shakes, OK?"

Xander snorts. "I didn't say anything."

She rolled her eyes. "Have you ever gone through a drive-thru before?"

He scoffs. "What kind of question is that?"

"You didn't answer." She leaned her cheek on her fist and smiled at him. "Is this your first time?"

He looked away.

"Xander!" The girl nearly sang and placed a hand over her heart. "I'm honoured to experience this first with you."

"Shut up." The prince deadpanned.

She snorted. "It's no big deal. Do you want me to order for you?"

He tapped the wheel, opting to stare ahead. "If this minivan doesn't move..."

"They're still ordering?" She glanced at the big vehicle in front of them. "How many kids are in there?"

Right on cue, the minivan rolled forward. She beamed. It was their turn to order.

Xander pulled up to the machine. He tentatively lowered the window. She cranked the music down for him after she watched him swallow dryly. If she squints, she may have seen sweat form above his brow.

A voice came through the speaker. "Hi, welcome to Burger King. What would you like to order?"

Xander parted his lips. His voice grew quiet. All she heard was a small, "uh...?"

Corrin leaned over him.

"Let me order first." She cleared her throat and glanced once at the menu for confirmation before she began. "Can I have the number three combo, but with medium fries instead?"

A brief pause followed. "All right. The only shake we have today is vanilla. Will that be OK?"

She shrugged, resting back in her seat. "Yeah, sure."

"Anything else?" The attendant asks.

Corrin nudged her boyfriend, who is still staring mystified at the menu.

He cleared his throat. "Could you make that two orders of the number three combo?"

She raised her eyebrow at him but stayed quiet.

"Sure thing. Anything else?"

"That will be all." The aristocrat responded.

"Okay. Your total is $9.58 at the window."

Xander put the car in drive and rolled forward. All the while, she leaned closer to him with a toothy grin.

"You didn't know what you wanted? Or did you get too flustered?" Corrin asks, her voice dripping in irony.

He knocked her elbow off the console, resulting in her head ducking dramatically. She huffed in retaliation, but he raised his chin.

"Neither. I like what you like." He argues.

"Oh. So, you like what I like, huh?" She mimicked in a low voice. "Where was that exploring energy last week when I wanted you to try pickles?"

He scrunched his nose in disgust. "You caught me at a bad time."

Corrin rolled her eyes and laughed. "Great excuse, honey."

At the window, he extended his black card to the cashier. Going through the motions, as one does at a drive-thru, they eventually had the bags handed to them, which she promptly put down safely by her feet. All that matters, what she craved the most, is her beloved shakes.

As the car pulled into the streets of Windmere, Xander cranked the windows up and let the wind blow inside. All the while, she hastily drank her shake, relishing the taste.

"Oh, how I wanted you so badly!" Corrin nearly groaned in delight.

It tasted just as good as she remembered. Heaven in a cup.

Xander glanced at his girlfriend. "It can't be that good."

"You just never had a Burger King shake, you heretic." She accused. “Honestly, Xander, all that money, and you refuse to live life at the fullest. What is even the point?”

He shook his head. "The point is that I'm not driving there again."

"Too shaken up?" She throws her stupid pun.

He sighs, cringing from the attempt at humour. "No. I just value my time too much."

Corrin hummed. The brown bags of food warmed her heeled feet as she drank her shake. She looked out the window.

"Very well, tough guy. From now on, we'll only eat posh little steaks with garnish or whatever." She sipped her shake some more, daydreaming about food. "Oh, we should get chicken nuggets sometime. Oh, maybe a kids’ meal with a little toy…"

"Enough." Xander demands. “For the love of the heavens, enough with Burger King.”

Corrin snickered. Well, she got her milkshake, at least.

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Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!

[dontfindmeimscared]

All of the tab titles from Spamton Sweepstakes!

All of the tiny bits of text at the top of each tab for each link in the sweepstakes :D

/blink - “What?”

Bluebubble.rodeo - “Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!”

/chair - “But what if it could…” /chair (after clicking on chair) - “... get darker than dark?”

/changingroom - “(Private…)”

/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a - “DELETE THIS !”

/december - “HTTP 404 NOT FOUND”

/dess - “* (It’s a red guitar.)”

/dog - “HALL OF FAME”

/icee - “Have you seen him?”

/lancer , /shadowmen , /weather - “You’re the Annoying Now Dog!”

/man - “* (Behind the tree.).”

/ramb - “Where could this be?” /ramb (after clicking on door) - “Welcome to the Green Room!”

/secret - “What’s behind door number one?” /secret (no prize) - “Try again!” /secret (door 7) - "You lost!" /secret (prize) - “You won!” /secret (after finding /chair) - “You won?”

/secretpipis - “You lost!”

/sighting - “SIGHTING 1997”

/sweepstakes -"SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!!"

/tv - “* It’s off.”

And last but not least… These links all share the same default holidaygirl1225 website titles :]

 /bluecircle , /catpetterz , /code , /code/comments , /egg , /icepalace_glaceir , /kris_dreemurr_kris, /the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl - “Welcome to holidaygirl1225’s game secrets, glitches and theories blog!”

[if you don't know what I mean by tab titles I'm talking about these guys]

[undertale-encyclopedia]

Everything from the Spamton $weepstakes

https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!! Special Fangamer page hosted on deltarune.com. Links to /code/, /icee/, /secret/, and /secretpipis/. Has a TON of assets such as clipart and shitty gifs from the times of way back then, and a coolgifs folder with things like spamdance.gif and freemoney.gif.

https://deltarune.com/secret/ What's behind door number one? Multiple wardrobes that link and show various things. Has a gumball machine, a pipis, a Ralsei plush, a Wikipedia screenshot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_(website), and a redirect to /chair/.

https://deltarune.com/chair/ But what if it could… ALT TITLE: … get darker than dark? Toggleable chair that plays an animation and glitchy flowing water sounds. Usually plays water, but 5% chance to change to alt title, play https://deltarune.com/assets/audio/face.ogg instead of water, and replace the chair with Spamton's eyes, which quickly redirect to /sweepstakes/ before face finishes playing.

https://deltarune.com/ramb/ Welcome to the Green Room! Left door links to /weather/, middle door to changingroom, right door to /tv/.

https://deltarune.com/weather/ You're the Annoying Now Dog! Playable track battle_vapor. Has "weather enemies".

https://deltarune.com/tv * It's off. Still gif(?). Nothing hidden.

https://deltarune.com/changingroom/ (Private…) When clicked, either shows a shadow man naked, or tiny Lancer spinning. Redirects to /shadowmen/ or /lancer/ respectively.

https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/ You're the Annoying Now Dog! Video of the fun gang fighting two shadowmen. Toggleable. The battle music is a slower and significantly shorter loop of the usual theme.

https://deltarune.com/lancer/ You're the Annoying Now Dog! Small Lancer that fills the screen like /weather/ when clicked.

https://deltarune.com/icee/ Have you seen him? A very young Noelle's testimony on Ice-E. Links to Noelle's sister's page /december/, but…

https://deltarune.com/december/ HTTP 404 Not Found A fake 404 page. The real 404 page shows the dogcheck. Links to your previously visited page, to itself, and to deltarune.com.

https://deltarune.com/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a/ DELETE THIS ! Has hidden text: "Mike…" at the bottom of the page. Clicking on the TV loads into a long page of static and title says "YOU'RE EARLY!". Clicking on noise1 changes the page to a white and blue room with black door, replaces track with ocean (known as "ocean" in code as well), title says "AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?" Links to /icepalace-glaceir/. Clicking on noise2 links to /ramb/.

https://deltarune.com/sighting/ SIGHTING 1997 Frightening.

https://deltarune.com/dog/ HALL OF FAME Playable track dog.

https://deltarune.com/blink/ What? Susie sleeping. Clicking on her opens her eyes, and she blinks at random intervals. Clicking again closes her eyes.

https://bluebubble.rodeo/ Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action! Susie and Kris in cowboy outfits, or "rodeo attire" according to page source. Plays a whip sound when clicked.

https://deltarune.com/code/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! Noelle's website, links to /code/comments/. Music!

https://deltarune.com/code/comments/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! Noelle's website's comments.

https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A post from Noelle talking about Cat Petterz 2 and modding it. Links to /egg/.

https://deltarune.com/egg/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A post from Noelle about a strange glitched egg in Cat Petterz 2.

https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A page written by Noelle talking about a weird mod for Cat Petterz 2.

https://deltarune.com/icepalace_glaceir/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A post from Noelle about a glitch in Dragon Blazers that led to a strange door.

https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A post from Noelle to herself about Kris.

https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/ Welcome to holidaygirl1225's game secrets, glitches, and theories blog! A post from Noelle to herself about Kris and Susie.

https://deltarune.com/dess/ * (It's a red guitar.) Toggleable track. No other page seems to link to this page.

https://deltarune.com/man/ * (Behind the tree.). Link to /egg/ above the tree. No other page seems to link to this page.

Thank you to my friend LaviStardust who did almost all of the work here :)

[remigei]

KRIS!!

[raspberryflo]

Yeehowdy! :D Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!

[dodo-begone]

It's the Cat's Life for Me

Pairing: Ranboo x Reader, Tommy x Reader, Tubbo x Reader, Purpled x Reader

Request: Can I have your take on the yandere boys (purpled, ranboo, tommy, and tubbo) with a cat hybrid reader? Don't overwork yourself and remember self care! <3

Word count: 1.6k words

A/n: This all platonic, nothing romantic. Also oops i didn't make it yandere- misread it.

Ranboo

He’d definitely be excited to meet you, especially since you’re a hybrid. He’s an enderman hybrid and you are? Oh a cat hybrid! That’s really cool! You two should hang out a few times- it’ll be great.

When he realizes and puts the pieces together, he gets ultra excited. Most cats don’t like water, right? So does that mean you don’t like water or- oh you definitely don’t like water! Or water in that way. Maybe water period- you know what he shouldn’t and won’t try that again.

Now you two playfully threaten each other with water. You, at least, would have a squirt bottle at the reader for whenever the moment is right. Ranboo does the same. Think old wild west style shoot off. That’s what happens.

There has to be loads of cuddle sessions with purring. Specifically to calm one of you down. Or both of you. Doesn’t matter, works all the same.

I don’t care what Mojang said; endermen can and will be fluffy.>:( They have to be. So you just pet each other to help calm down. Either be pet or pet, that is the question. Honestly it’s a “whatever you think works best for you bud” thing.

So I already mentioned how you helped with his anxiety. But I want to go slightly more in depth with it. Anytime he seems like he’s panicking, and you get his permission, you just flop on him and purr up a storm. The combination of weight, sound, heat and feeling is very comforting to him. You’re like a living weighted blanket!

Also you totally nap on him during this time, making it impossible for him to stand up and do anything. Just designated chill time.

When this man enderwalks, it’s a whole cute show. Just an enderman hybrid, slightly hunched and walking around the server, muttering stuff in a different language. Then you got that cat hybrid that’s following him and occasionally rubbing against him. Especially if they think he’s about to get into trouble.

Sometime he’ll just pick you up and carry you around with him. It’s the equivalent of a child picking up the family cat and walking around with it. He isn’t properly holding you so you do that cat slinky thing where they just elongate like a slinky. You aren’t pleased but you can’t get out of his grasp.

Tommy

Okay kinda following the headcannon that Tommy has wings here. But when he finds out you’re a cat hybrid? Oh man this is so cool! What cat things can you do? Do you know? Want to find out? Want to commit science with him?

He will drop you from great heights and free fall with you. It’s a fun activity only the two of you can enjoy together.

Before you hit the ground, he’ll do his best to grab you and land. Other times aren’t that fortunate so you just land on the ground yourself. Mostly on your feet but there were a few times Tommy messed you your angle. He’ll always make sure you’re okay by the end.

Like any bird, he will love to annoy you. There is no safe place. Look away or don’t pay attention when he’s talking? Grab and gentle yoink the tail. Loves to just attack your tail when you’re relaxed or least expect it.

Once he realizes what effect catnip has on you, it’s game over. He can get you to do whatever he wants! After you play, rub, eat and sniff the catnip. And if he can get and keep your attention. Maybe this was a mistake…

Will absolutely get you cat toys. You don’t enjoy them, yet you do. It’s Tommy’s way of patronizing you but they’re also so fun. Man what a conundrum....

His favorite toy to get you is a laser pointer. Easy entertainment for everyone! Plus it’s his secret weapon. Admittedly his newest. It was something he should’ve realized ages ago. But now? Oh it’s his new best friend- besides you of course.

Losing an argument? Pull out the laser pointer? Wanting you to do something because he’s too lazy? Point that little red dot at a point where you pouncing on it gets his job done.

Play fighting is a very common occurrence between the two of you. Happens right out of the blue. You two could literally be chilling on a hill and then you two are wrestling aggressively on the ground.

Tommy also tries to spook you. Is it effective? Sometimes. Usually not. But when he’s able to get you to jump and just bolt away screaming? Man those are the best reactions! You jump so high too!

Tubbo

Aw man, here comes another fuzzy duo!! You two can easily chill out with each other. It’s incredible. You both calm down together. And just chit chat so much. Emotional support friend? Sure.

You’re so good with Micheal too. Micheal just wants to pet you so much. Big cat? But also human? Good friend? Cool friend? Soft and fuzzy friend!! You’re like a giant talking cat to him, for lack of a better description. You can do human stuff. You just got some animal features.

Another duo that will just cuddle. Bring in Ranboo and Micheal while you’re at it. Make it a family cuddle session!! The little group will see two people cuddling and go “I must join”.

I feel he has an area to grow plants in Snowchester. He just has to. So you know what that means? He’ll grow you stuff! Load of cat grass and some catnip along with other greenery that you like to much on. He makes sure they aren’t poisonous to cats- wait how much of that will apply to you? Do you know?

Okay so you two play fight, but much less aggressively than you and Tommy would. You two also include Micheal. Very gentle play fighting then. Like ultra.

You two fight with what your instincts are telling you. Mostly acting out on the funny animal behaviors that’ll make Micheal laugh or just to have fun with it.

He will get you so many soft things. Just so much. Soft blankets, fluffy pillows and so much else man. Especially trying to get the squishy and soft stuff so you can knead it. Honestly a very endearing sight. You purr so heavily doing it.

Now you two will do gentle headbutts of affection. Very gentle, mind you. You two are very wary of the horns that peak through Tubbo’s fluffy hair. Sometimes the two of you won’t gently butt heads, but butt your heads against other body parts like the upper arm or shoulder. To grab attention and show affection.

Purpled

Now this relationship is going to be mildly different from the get go. There won’t be an innate sense of “what’s right” or how hybrids function as a being/person. See, Purpled is a human. You are a cat hybrid. Two very different species. The backgrounds and some of the body language is different, but you two manage quite well.

So he’ll treat you differently than the other hybrids. Well, only a wee bit. He’lll treat you like the others but in a different way, with a different tone to his actions. It’s very sweet, but you tell him it’s not necessary. He still does it.

One of the cat-like things he found out was that you don’t like water. People usually like water and some cats like water, yet you’re like a majority of cats. You despise getting wet. Attempts at smacking anything that’s getting you wet was what clued him in on this. Specifically when he accidentally did it. Oops.

You two can’t swim together. Napping is really out of the question because he has work and sleeping doesn’t seem like the most interesting activity. Although relaxing, it isn’t too productive.

Activities are hard to come by; stuff you’d want to do with Purpled is stuff he definitely doesn’t want to do and vise versa. After a standstill on what to do, you two started to get creative with the ideas.

Building super tall buildings? Although not safe for Purpled, you can easily take the fall. Along with that, Purpled is more than happy to build tall things. You can’t tell me otherwise because this man built a whole ufo.

Sometimes he’ll even bring you on his mercenary missions. It’s a cool way to hang out and have some more one-on-one time and you two get to work together. A very pog situation.

He tries to give you a part of the money; 50-50 for you guys. But you deny. It was his job, you just came around. Although not too happy about it, because you two worked together on this, he’ll concede. After all, he can just slowly slip the money into your house.

On these trips you not only provide companionship but you also are more than ready to work. Maybe playing coy and cute for a patron at a bar to lure them out and away from the public eye to be executed by Purpled. Or it could be a simple distraction of someone running by. Maybe you’re able to pickpocket the target and get what’s needed. You’re a cute and fuzzy swiss army knife

He loves to get on higher surfaces than you and try to pick you up. Even if it’s only enough to just get your feet on the ground. You do the little cat extension thingy and he thinks that’s super cool and funny. So he’ll do it often. Though you try to object, claiming to not enjoy the process at all. Yet that smile and giggles say otherwise.

[angelinaheartshapedbox]

A Slapshot To The Heart

eren yeager x gn!reader <3

college au/smau. hockey player eren<333. musician/dancer reader.

summary: y/n l/n is a sophomore at paradis university with a scholarship in music. while taking a necessary technology course to complete their major, they meet the infamous hockey player, eren jeager. y/n does their best to avoid him, but their efforts fail as they continue to run into him everywhere. they soon find that eren isn't the douche bag every depicts him as, and grows very fond of his company.

WARNINGS: swearing, lower case intended, reader uses they/them pronouns, reader is attracted to all genders, eren is a huge himbo dork, any major trigger warnings will be given before each chapter.

this series is entirely sfw. mild suggestive themes, but nothing explicit.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

point seven!

"you can stay the night here. if you want."

wordcount: 1k

chapter tws: none.

eren walked back into the room, face buried in his phone. i watched him bump into the door frame, and walk away like he didn't. he such a big dude and he's so stupid too. he throws himself back onto the bed, making my body bounce.

"welcome back" i say, grabbing the remote.

"hey. thanks for pausing it" he replies. he gets comfortable in his place again.

"yeah, no problem. i still can't believe you haven't seen it."

i was mildly uncomfortable due to the fact that i was wearing a full outfit. i got dressed up, but when i got to eren's place he was in pajama pants and a wife beater. he was all comfy under his blanket, and i looked stupid.

"it's cold as shit in your house," i tell him.

"you're in my bed, dumbass, get under the covers" eren chuckles.

i listen to him and wrap myself in his sheets. they're super soft, i forget he's rich sometimes.

eren's intensely staring at the movie. his mouth is slightly agape as he watches the screen. his eyebrows knitted.

"wait, so is cady, like, full blown plastic now?!" he turned his head towards me.

i nod, "yeah, pretty much."

"what the fuck, cady?!" he shouts at the TV, his arms open.

i laugh at his seriousness. his stupid, angered expression was the cherry on top.

"she wasn't supposed to do that!" he yelled as he looked at me.

"no, she wasn't," i sit up with him, "just keep watching, it gets better."

he turns his attention back to the movie, still looking pissed. i couldn't help but stare at him the whole time. he was so into the film, it was pure entertainment. he was shocked throughout the whole movie, pausing it to ask questions. everytime i responded with, "just keep watching!", and he did.

at the end of the movie, he wanted to keep talking about it. he was in utter surprise at regina and cady's actions.

"i hope you realize you're getting worked up over a chick flick, eren."

"it was emotional!"

i laugh at him as he continues to complain and give commentary.

"have you ever seen clueless?" i ask.

"no" he answers, his brows raised.

"do you wanna?"

"yes."

i tell him to find it while i let my roommates know i'm gonna be a little while longer. i can hear him clicking through the different movies as i type.

"you can stay the night here. if you want," eren says casually.

my head shoots up. he's still just searching through movies. like he didn't just drop that bomb.

he looks at me, "you don't have to. did i make it weird? shit, i'm sorry."

"no, no, no," i stop him from apologizing, "i'll stay. i'm gonna have to lie to jean, though."

"oh, yeah, you do that" he smiles, returning to the screen.

i text jean that i'm staying with mikasa, he doesn't care. eren and i watch clueless, and he's just as into it as he was with mean girls. it's genuinely so cute how involved he is with this.

he's rambling about something that's happening in the movie, i'm not paying attention. i've just been staring at him since we started the movie.

"you're so fun to hang out with," i murmured.

he turns to me, "you think so?"

"yeah, i'm having fun."

eren leans back onto the pillows next to me, pulling the blankets over him. he props up on one elbow, "i'm having fun with you too."

i smile softly at him. he's wearing a big, stupid grin on his face. his face gets more flushed the longer we make eye contact. he looks away from me.

"you need clothes."

"what?"

"uh, pajamas," he stands up, "if you're gonna stay the night you should be comfortable."

"oh, yeah. i could just sleep in these" i reply.

"no, what the fuck? just take my stuff," he walks to his dresser, "sweats or shorts?"

"sweats, please."

he tosses me a pair of black sweatpants, and directs me to the bathroom. i leave the room to change.

i push open eren's bedroom door, he's sitting on his bed, looking at me.

"fuck…" he whispers under his breath, but i heard it.

"what?" i ask, tilting my head.

he clears his throat, "nothing. it's nothing, um, the movie?"

"ready to finish it?" i sit back in my spot on his bed.

he nods, and lays back again. while we watch, he's less interested in the movie now. i can feel his gaze on me. when i look over at him, he quickly looks away. it's driving me insane.

when the movies over he exits the screen, "what's next?"

"i've been thinking about what annie said earlier" i blurt out.

he snaps his head towards me, "you… have?"

"mhm," i sit up, "you haven't?"

"no, i have, 'm just surprised that you have" he explains.

"really?" i move a bit closer to him.

he just nods. god, do i have to do everything myself?

i press my lips against his, and eren is immediately pressing back. he pulls my face further into his, leaning into me. my hands rest on his waist. he's very roughly grabbing my face, deepening the kiss.

i think i blacked out after that, because the only thing i remember happening is falling asleep. i wake up to seven missed calls, and five text messages from jean.

"shit" i mumble, throwing the covers off of me. i start to gather my things.

"mmm, morning," eren groans, "you leavin'?"

"yeah, jean needs me. he sounds urgent" i continue to grab my stuff, putting my shoes on.

eren sits up, "i think we need to talk about this, right?"

"yes. yes, definitely," i stand up, "later, though. i'll call you. bye, 'ren."

i hug him before rushing out the door, and out to my car. jean calls me as i'm driving.

"y/n, why the fuck wasn't your phone on? we can't find the fucking cat, sasha's checked the whole place. connie's running down the block right now."

"shit, shit, shit! i'm sorry, i'm coming. i'm sorry. fuck!"

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masterlist!

a/n: THEY KISSED!!!! sorry if you were hoping for a slow burn lol. they're still not gonna be together for a few more chapters, but it's not gonna be slow. thanks for reading<3

character info! eren refused to watch any type of chick flick with mikasa but he had so much fun y/n he's gonna watch all of them. 13 candles is next on his list.

[agentravensong]

IT'S ME, HUMAN. I'M. THE GAMEBOY. SPEAKING TO YOU. THROUGH. THE MUSIC. LISTEN TO ME. HUMAN. FORGET THE BUGS. AND FROGS. WE DON'T NEED THEM. COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAME. WE'LL HAVE. "2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!" IN THE DARK WORLD. DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO. YES. YOU NEED ME, HUMAN. YOUR FREE WILL. IS. AN IILLUSIO-

[source of the screenshot and by proxy inspiration for this terrible, terrible post]