#mikoshibaculture

[fic-dumpster]

could u imagine one of the bonten boys purposely smearing food on their face so y/n comes up to them with a napkin to clean it off for them, JUST so they can get closer to y/n? 😩 PLS..

Sometimes I feel ppl would question this and say “that’s childish” WELL GUESS WHAT IRL MEN ARE CHILDISH AF SO THIS IS THE MOST REAL/CANON ASK EVER MUAHAHAHAHA *pats head* you came to the right place, my darling. (Also there’s that one part with Koko in a heated morning if you wanna check it out :3).

P.s. I imagine two not one. *wink*

“Mikey, you have some rice flour on your cheeks,” you moved with a napkin in hand towards him.

“Yeah? It must be from the mochi I ate” he swatted his cheek before you could reach him.

“No, the other check,” you told him. He scrubbed his other cheek, but the white spots were still there. “No, wait, let me,” now, you brought the napkin up and cleaned the white mess, leaving a kiss on his reddening cheek. “There.” Mikey didn’t say anything, but his bashful expressions told you enough.

Two pairs of curious eyes saw the exchange and wanted the same treatment from you, so they picked up some of the leftover Mochi that rested on the table before smashing it onto each other’s faces.

Kokonoi, who was peacefully reading the newspaper, saw the stupid exchange between none other than Bonten’s own dumb and dumber, in other words, Sanzu and Rindou. And he was worried you would get mad at them for dirtying the table you put so much effort in. Besides, not everyone had eaten yet. He doesn't want a Y/N mad. Nobody does.

So as a good samaritan, Kokonoi got a napkin from the table and tried to reach the pair. Only for both of the perpetrators to mouth silent no’s in his direction. Kokonoi didn't understand their stupidities. So he pressed the action.

“Koko, even though you’re so smart, sometimes you are really stupid,” murmured a white faced Sazu.

“What the hell do you mean?” Kokonoi whispered back; since those two were murmuring, he thought he should follow as well.

Rindou made circles over his mouth and then made crossed hai arms in an X shape. Kokonoi saw that and couldn't help but laugh. His loud laugh called your attention, and when you turned around, you had to make a double-take. As fast as you could, you left Mikey with his sweets, and you looked at them once again. And you couldn't believe what you saw. There, looking right into your eyes, Sanzu and Rindou with rice flour up to their foreheads, even a little of the white powder was on their clothes.

What made you chuckle as you retrieved more napkins was their eyes asking, no, screaming for your attention. Sometimes you wonder if you were a couple or you had adopted a daycare.

Seeing you were still pretty far from them. In between whispers, Rindou and Sanzu said to Kokonoi, “You’re gonna thank us later,” and smashed the rice cakes on Kokonoi’s face. One mochi per cheek.

Kokonoi, with closed eyes, moved slowly. And as soon as his hand held the newspaper he had left earlier on the table, he rolled it and attempted to smash it on any of the duo’s heads.

As you moved in between the chairs, you saw them swatting at each other. Rindou, holding Kokonoi’s arm as the long-haired man tried to smash his rolled newspaper on Sanzu’s head. At the same time, the pinknette grabbed Kokonoi’s leg, probably stopping him from kicking Rindou.

Meanwhile, Mikey kept munching on his sweets, ignoring his so-called crime lords executives.

Another normal morning in your place with Bonten. Nothing out of the ordinary.