#mike makowski hell park

[nyasha-parashaa]

[gloomingstar]

Day 42...

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Smoking the shit that makes you hiss at people

[emomarktwain]

Art dump

[pr0f3ss0r-cha0s]

No but Tweek is SO shippable it’s insane. He can kiss all the boys and it’d make sense in one way or another. Like duh, there’s Creek, the og, the cataclysm. But then like. Twutters (Tweek x Butters) works SO well if you work with it (ex: The Bowtie Cult Twutters.) THEN TWIKE (Tweek x Mike Makowski) Aj.Bombay07 made the ship I think and it’s SO COOLLLLLLL. TWYDE, TWYDE TWYDE (Tweek x Clyde) TWENNYYYYY (Tweek x Kenny) I dont necessarily know what Kyle x Tweek would be like but liek, it’s awesome sauce, also Sailcrossed Twyle is LITERALLY so cool. My lover introduced me to Tweek x Pip and OMGKFMF. I’ve also started to think about Tweek x Gregory and I think they’d be fun, especially if Gregory’s characterization is like how he is in Camp Sun Valley. Also Hell Park has got me thinking about Tweek x Christophe and I’m still on the fence about it but it seems cute when you think about it. Idk what Tweek x Stan would be like but I’ve seen cool stuff of them. It’s a similar thing with Tweek x Tolkien, they seem cool but idk what they’d be like. I think Tweek x Pete would be really funny and also they’d have a fun dynamic, like Pete and the other Goth kids have coffee all the time and Tweek LITERALLY works at a coffee shop and is always having coffee, THEYD BE FUN 😿😿 I think Tweek x Gary could be fun but I’m on the fence about it since I think Gary x Craig is funnier. TWEEK X JIMMY, TWIMMY IS ONE OF MY FAVS. THEYD BE SO CUTEEEE 😿😿😿 TWEEKS ALL JITTERY AND JIMMY COULD TRY TO GET HIS SPIRITS UP WITH JOKES AND SHIT 😿 I think Tweek x Kevin Stoley could be funny considering that Kevin’s a massive nerd and it’s like. Tweek freaking out and Kevin being like “this is exactly like in that episode of Star Trek!!” Tweek x Scott Malkinson could be funny, I see the appeal but I’m not really feeling it compared to other pairings on this list. I’ve actually had a dream where Tweek and Jacob Hallery interacted and they were funny silly so Tweek x Jacob Hallery is on there. Tweek x Mark Cotswolds could be funny too, same with Tweek x DogPoo and Tweek x Davíd.

[ocularmacdown]

Currently spending my time scrolling on tumblr tryna find Mike makowski and Pete thelman art bc they may or may not be my comfort ship :3

Wbu?

omg hi! i am sick as hell rn so rewatching the south park movie and doodling cartman bc he may not be a comfort character, but he brings me great amusement LOL!!

[theriddlettesblog]

I'm in Love With a Vampire…Kid,

a South Park fanfiction

All characters portrayed are 18+

Chapter 1

My name’s Pete Thelman, and I’m a goth. Like all goths, I dwell in the dark pit of despair and depravity that is my soul… more or less. At South Park High, the goths have a sworn enemy: The Vampires. They’re kids who like to dress up and act like they’re real blood-suckers while they drink Clamato juice out of plastic wine glasses. They actually stopped doing that last part in eighth grade but everyone still thinks they’re posers, especially the goths. But I don’t hate them as much as my other goth friends, I don’t hate them at all, to be honest, but regardless, I’m supposed to. I also have a crush on their leader, Mike Makowski, so that doesn’t help.

Right now, I’m standing with the other goths, Michael, Firkle, and Henrietta, in front of Michael’s locker, all staring holes in the floor.

“Shitty morning,” Michael sighs, “nothing terrible’s happened and yet it still sucks.”

“Well it looks like it’s gonna get a whole lot worse.” Henrietta states as she rolls her eyes and points to a group of vampires walking toward us.

Shit, I think to myself, Mike is with them. I gotta act disinterested.

“Hey, guys.” Mike greets as he walks up.

“Fuck off, Count Cuckula.” Michael spits out at the vampire leader.

“Jeez, okay chill out, man,” Mike replies offended and a bit noticeably scared, “we’ll get out of your hair, per se.”

“Yeah, your stupid boring ass hair. Where’s the color? Ha ha ha!” Mocks one of the shorter vampire boys with neon purple highlights standing next to Mike.

“Hey,” Mike begins, elbowing the kid, signaling to him to be nice, “Peter’s got some really nice crimson.” he compliments while looking at me.

I start turning redder than the dye in my hair, trying my best to keep a deadpan expression.

“I really love the scarlet.” Mike says, “Later.” He finishes, smiling at me and walking away with the group of fake blood-suckers following.

“S-see ya!” I shout back nervously.

I sigh while letting my smile grow, “Man, he’s cute..”

At that moment, my grin immediately vanishes, my eyes go wide, and my whole face goes pale… paler.

Oh fuck, I said that outloud.

My gaze darts to Michael when he asks, “What in the actual hell did you just say?”

“I think he just called Mike freaking Makowski ‘cute’.” Henrietta accusingly cuts in.

I start panicking, “I, uh.. meant that he wasn’t bad looking for a complete tool! It looks like he tried to kiss the front end of a car while it was moving! Ha, ha…”

Everyone looks at me with piles upon piles of skepticism as my eyes move around to meet theirs.

Michael is the one to finally break the silence, “I would have gone with ‘face-planting a radiator,’ but that works too.” After Michael says that, the other goths go back to being impartial and blankly staring at nothing.

I let out a quiet but labored breath, Jesus Christ, that was too fucking close.

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*Riddlette note*

Since all of the characters are 18+, I just wanted to clarify that Mike is a 19yo super senior and Pete is 18 because Mike is canonically a year older than Pete.

[neodimyum]

★《Headcannoning random characters from different medias!! Part.2》

Napoleon Maxwell Sowachowski-Welcome to Hell

*got alcohol poisoning drinking pure vanilla extract.

*has thrown pipebombs at his science teacher's house in multiple ocasions.

*he isnt supersticious but chain-mails are a weak point.

Ricky Potts-ride the cyclone

*60s retrofuturism enthusiast.

*learnt how to sew and has a collection of hand-made plushies.

*has a reality warping amount of sunglasses (and its own area in his closet for them.)

Gonner-Daddy/Mommy im a zombie

*has a smile line in his lip but its hard to notice considering how chapped they are.

*emotionally attached to the dagger he carries around with him.

*knows an ungodly amount of "the path" lore because dixie rambles about it all the time.

Mike Makowski-south park

*watches trash tv when bored, at first it was just to pass time but later on it became a part the day he waited for.

*eats only eggs for breakfast, will recuse to eat anything has his first meal of the day actually, only pairing acceptable is ketchup(yk why.)

*only ever eats at school when alone, most of the times in the bathroom, so no one sees him take out the plastic fangs.

[dustified]

mobile-friendly muse list / blog roll under the cut!

CANON MUSES - Kenny McCormick (South Park) - primary - Betty Grof (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - primary - Heidi Turner (South Park) - secondary - Mike Makowski (South Park) - secondary - Marceline Abadeer (Adventure Time) - secondary - Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - tertiary

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS (all fandomless w/verses, ages are verse dependent) - Tucker Williams (he/him, bi) - Frankie Walker (she/they, bi) - Zoey Miller (she/her, lesbian) - Damien "JD" Rivera (he/him, pan) - Whitney Martin (she/her, pan)

REQUEST MUSES (all MV & canon-compliant as far as my memory will take me) - Butters Stotch (South Park) - Oz (Monster Prom) - Damien LaVey (Monster Prom) - Prismo (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - Jane Doe (Ride The Cyclone/multiverse)

SIDEBLOGS - stmulnts - Tweek Tweak (South Park) - low activity - con5p1racy - Jasper Durand (fandomless OC w/verses including Stranger Things, Riverdale, and others) - moderate activity - pienodisventura - Wednesday Addams (Netflix series; w/verses including Stranger Things, Star Trek, and others) - moderate activity - gddmnkickd - Ike Broflovski (South Park) - low activity - cardcut - FX's Gotham insp. Harleen Quinzel (w/verses including 2022's The Batman, Stranger Things, and others) - currently inactive - stllhere - Jonathan & Sock (Welcome to Hell short) - currently inactive - losermouth - Richie Tozier (IT 2017/2019) - currently inactive - chatacliism - Chat Noir/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) - currently inactive - webstinger - Peter Parker/Spider-man (MCU, canon-divergent) - currently inactive

OTHER BLOGS - ineffablefallen - Crowley (Good Omens) - currently inactive - timegreeves - Five Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) - currently inactive

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

[ Closed Starter For @southxparkxafterxdark || Michael ]

[ Firkle ]

Really, grape was the superior snow cone flavor if you asked him. 

Not that anyone really wanted to talk to him.

Firkle Smith was heavily regarded in his hometown as something of a bad luck charm. Before his parents had put him up for adoption, he’d been the sole survivor of a bus crash, a freak accident at a football game, and car accident that killed eight people, his twin included.

As far as he was concerned, the only reason the town put up with him before Georgi’s, and a few other Vamp Kids’, deaths was because of that football game. Because of the sinkhole that opened up underneath the bleachers that night, the South Park Cows won against the North Park Clowns by forfeit. 

Mostly because most of the deaths were North Park residents, and since the football team had perished first due to being under the bleachers during halftime, well... There was no one to run opposite the Cows.

Sure, South Park had its own losses, but none of them were high school football players. Craig Tucker, Pete and Henrietta Thelman, Reagan Irons, Harker Brown, Delilah Owens,  Mercedes Olson, Ferrari Mitchells, Porsche Stone, and Aiden Mertz, who was there for a special occasion, were the casualties on the Cows’ side of things. And most people, once the funerals came and went, almost seemed to forget.

Tweek hadn’t.

The bus crash, well, that had killed Karen McCormick, four old people, the bus driver, two Middle Park kids, three of the Harrisons, Doug O’Connel, Billy Harris, Floyd Larson, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, and Butters Stotch. Karen had been going to the mall with Firkle, and had been the first to die, he’d watched the stop sign fly through the bus window. Somehow, it just barely missed him.

The car accident had been the real kick in the pants.

Larry, Annie, and Georgi were taking Firkle to the first of many doctor’s appointments. The goth had been curled silently against the door, hand wrapped around the handle. He’d had his headphones over his ears, ignoring whatever positive, uplifting bullshit that Larry and Annie were spewing at him. The only thing he registered was Georgi’s hand on his knee, giving him a gentle squeeze. He remembered looking at them, about to remove his headphones, when the car suddenly lurched.

He woke up in the hospital three weeks later to not just one piece of bad news, but three.

One, Georgi had died on the way to the hospital. Two, his parents had forfeit their custody of him to the state. And three, while he’d been out, apparently Mike had sought out to foster him. Something, something, Larry and Annie died, too, something, sad face.

Firkle was numb from the second he heard about Georgi. Emotions had never been something he’d been good at handling, and apparently his best option was a dull stare and temporary muteness. He realized blankly that it looked like Mike had been talking to him, but he hadn’t been focused on him at all. He didn’t even hear his voice. The idiot’s lips were moving, and he was sure there was volume on, but he couldn’t hear anything. 

It sounded similar, he figured, to whatever sound was made in movies when a bomb or something went off. Just... Ringing. But not the kind that came with dizziness... Not the usual kind. 

A wisp of something outside the door suddenly took his attention, he blinked. Sitting up silently, he tugged the IV out of his arm and ripped the thin blanket over his waist. Wrapping his arm tightly, he didn’t care when he removed all the bits and baubles attaching him to life support.

In his defense, only Mike was in the room, in that chair across from the bed, when he finally left it. Mike Makowski wouldn’t have been able to stand in the way of Firkle Smith if his life depended on it. The heart monitor shrieked behind him as he left the room, not caring to secure his hospital gown.

Either Mike was sputtering at his bare ass or calling the nurses, and it didn’t matter.

How the Hell had a scrawny, sickly little monstrosity like Firkle survived not one, but three horrible, fatal ‘freak accidents’? Nobody could figure it out. In the crash, somehow, his apparent inability to fasten a seatbelt and habit of clinging to the door had somehow saved him. Everyone else in their car, and Hal, Daniella, Sarah, and Dylan, had all died. Everyone wearing seatbelts and sitting like normal people.

Apparently, the only other person that made it out was that fucking guy.

And this wasn’t the first time Firkle had seen him, either. No, he’d seen that man at every single event. On the bus, he sat across from him and Karen. At the football game, he’d taken a seat on the lowest of the bleachers right before the sinkhole started. 

When Firkle had turned to look at Georgi, the last thing he saw over their shoulder was that fucker.

Bare feet made nary a sound as he skirted beneath the Nurse’s Station, following the man until he got into an elevator. The first thing to leave his mouth since he’d woken up, and it was something he’d never imagined he would say.

“Hold the door.”

[gloomingstar]

Can you draw Mike Makowski from Hell Park?

Ps: YOUR ART COMPLETES ME I LOVE YOU

(Sorry for bad Inglish i use google translator)

Day 31...🦇💚

Mike makowski from hellpark/southpark :33

Silly vampire kid overload >_<!!

[snug-crypt]

So, here’s my part of little collab with @bitter-walrus for #MerMay Mike Makowski -  Vampire squid

[ao3feed-kuroken]

Wow I Was Drunk as Hell

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2WOHzTV

by larryspangel

I was really piss drunk when I wrote this disaster. Have fun.

Words: 681, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Writing Under the Influence

Fandoms: South Park, Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Haikyuu!!, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, Dangan Ronpa: Another Episode, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Mike Makowski, Pete Thelman, Aomine Daiki, Kuroko Tetsuya, Munakata Kyosuke (Dangan Ronpa), Sakakura Juzo, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski, Firkle Smith, Kise Ryouta, Kagami Taiga, Ookido Shigeru | Gary Oak, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Fukawa Touko, Naegi Makoto, Naegi Komaru, Genocider Syo | Genocide Jack, Togami Byakuya, Henrietta Biggle, Katie "Bloodrayne" Gelson, Hinata Shouyou, Larry (South Park: The Ungroundable), Tsukishima Kei, Yukizome Chisa, Kenny McCormick, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Warriors of Hope (Dangan Ronpa), Utsugi Kotoko, Shingetsu Nagisa, Michael (South Park: Raisins)

Relationships: Mike Makowski/Pete Thelman, Mike "Vampir" Makowski/Pete Thelman, Aomine Daiki/Kuroko Tetsuya, Munakata Kyosuke/Sakakura Juzo, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger, Kagami Taiga/Kise Ryouta, Ike Broflovski/Firkle Smith, Ookido Shigeru | Gary Oak/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Fukawa Touko/Naegi Komaru, Genocider Syo | Genocide Jack/Togami Byakuya, Naegi Makoto/Togami Byakuya, Henrietta Biggle/Katie "Bloodrayne" Gelson, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, does this even count as smut, I have no idea, it's a mess, and i don't remember writing most of this, have fun

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2WOHzTV

[undead-park]

Hello? Hello hello? Anyone still surviving and thriving?

[heavy static] He-Hello? Can anyone hear this? Finally got this damn thing up and running. The radio tower should make it easier to communicate during our current…unfortunate events. [background chatter] What? Have you been living under a rock?! The undead have taken over. They walk the streets,they- they [static] haunt the ruins,they’ll tear you to shreds the second they lay their ugly eyes on you! South Park’s doomed! Denver’s doomed! [static] The whole world has been doomed for six years! How stupid- [sigh] No matter. Let’s make haste to one of the safezones,before the biters catch on to our little trick [the sound of an engine rumbling before the radio cuts off]

Undead Park is a new South Park Discord roleplay that takes place six years after the zombie apocalypse began. Our main gang have taken the time to build up some safe places where survivors could stay and get through this hell together. Five factions strive for a better life in this ruined world while dealing with threats of all kinds,not only zombies.

A more ���in detail’ description can be found on the ‘About’ page on the blog itself,as well as the ‘About’ post for mobile users.

It’s gonna be dramatic,yes. It’s gonna get angsty sometimes,yes. But,one of the main goals of the roleplay is also just to have a fun time,seeing what our South Parker muses would do being stuck in an apocalyptic scenario.

We accept not only canon characters,but OCs too! We are favoring canon characters above OCs,since some or needed for plotlines and whatnot (Don’t be afraid to apply as an OC,though!).

There is a huge variety to choose from,since it’s still a new roleplay. Open characters include:

Shelly Marsh

Kevin McCormick

Three of the five Goths {Firkle and Henrietta are taken}

The Emos

Mike ‘Vampir’ Makowski

Kevin Stoley

Estella Havisham

Dougie O'Connell (General Disarray)

Patty Nelson

Jason White

David Rodriguez

Gregory of Yardale

And many more! Master list can be found on it’s own page on the blog,as well as a post.

[waezi2]

“South Park: Shoot the Shit!” (game idea)

Writing down what I think could be a cool idea for a new south Park game because why not? :P

Here is the short version, but still freaking long:

The kids of South Park decides to play cowboy VS Indians with Sheriff Cartman as leader of the cowboys and the Indians being led by Chieftess Wendy Unicornheart. The goal of the game they play is to conquer the playground that the cowboys says is a goldmine while the Indians says it is a secret graveyard. Each side argues who should have New Kid(who BTW has to start from scratch once again) on their side since he/she always win, then both cowboys and Indians agree to send them on four missions before joining the war and picking a side. Each quest will unlock a combat buddy: Outlaw Tweek(trapster-class who plants bombs on the field and more), Gunslinger Kyle(marksman-class who specializes in distance attacks and buff-up skills on allies), Rainmaker Kenny(elementalist who makes attacks that might hit himself) and Stan of Many Moons(fighter-class). After all four buddies has been unlocked and New Kid has learned the backstories and twerks of each side, they pick a side, and the battle of the playground can begin.

PS, if you try and knock on the door to Craig’s house, his father will open it and tell you that Craig tells you to leave him the fuck alone. And he won’t be a part of the game, he had had enough after Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole.

After New Kid either knocks out either Cartman or Wendy, the game is interrupted by adults. Or more specifically: NATIVE AMERICAN adults! Chief Runs With Premise has bought the town of South Park... again... and has decided to demolish the town... again. And for some strange reason, he decided to start with the playground. The kids flee as bulldozers destroy the playground.

The boys and Wendy tries to talk the rest of the kids, both Indians and cowboys, into uniting and try stopping the Native Americans before the town is destroyed. But the rest of the kids know too well what happens when you listens to Stan and the gang and decides to ditch the assholes before they once again fight Nazi zombies or something(Token says: Craig was right! Screw you guys!). So there is only New Kid and his six combat buddies(Wendy and Cartman is now available and Tweek stays due to group pressure), meaning that they have to get reinforcement from elsewhere. New Kid must find kids that they can convince to join the fight against the Native Americans who don’t know them enough to know all the weird shit that happens every single time they are “playing” with them, like the Goth kids, Star Trek nerds, Raisins Girls and vampire kids. So new quests has to be completed before the game will continue as the New Kid and the gang gather an army as well as getting new combat buddies: Pete Thelman(who is an undertake when he plays since that is Western related), Mercedes(saloon girl), Kevin(Vulcan because “Cowboys VS Aliens” movie) and Mike Makowski(Indian vampire-shaman, per se).

New Kid and their army attacks the construction side that is like a stronghold, and the “cowboys AND Indians VS Native Americans” war is on.

After destroying the Native American’s bulldozers AND beating up Chief Runs With Premise, the game’s TRUE final boss is revealed:

Damien and Pip.

See, Pip was sent to hell when he died because he wasn’t a Mormon, and hell can change a guy. It can change a guy so much that he realized that all the kids in South Park were being dicks to him and he became a very angry little British boy, gaining respect in hell and ended up being hot shit down there. So him and Damien decided to make Chief Runs With Premise destroy the town, starting with the playground as sticking the finger to the kids. But after New Kid defeated the rich Native American, Pip and Damien decides to finish the job themselves.

The only way to defeat the is by getting help from the Super Best Friends, so either Kyle must pray to Moses or Tweek must prey to Buddah, so one of them has to be a combat buddy as you protect them from harm while they pray like hell. If succeed, the SBFs will arrive and stop the two demons. Then they will call Satan who lives in heaven now so he can take care of his brat and his Limey friend.