#mike Hanlon

[evilbookworm]

I’m aware I’ve probably posted this before but platonic stanlon has my heart 🥺

I can’t go into that house, Mike. I can’t…

[evilbookworm]

if someone could write an incredible au where Mike Wheeler and Richie Tozier are twins and Mike also faced Pennywise, and the losers club calls him sometime after they defeat Vecna because IT came back early, that would be great and I would loved and cherish you forever.

(yes I’m a writer but I don’t have the energy to do it :(

[princess-glassred]

Imagine an IT au thats entirely from Henry's perspective so all of the losers club act like how he thinks they are instead of who they actually are.

Mike is like a coniving super villain who's just WAITING for the chance to jump in and ruin Henry and his dad's life for no reason. He revels in the idea Henry gets beaten at home and is somehow responsible for every single bad thing thats ever happened to him. He does all this on his father's behalf (which is totally not Henry projecting at all... totally).

Beverly is just the ultimate hoe who is so utterly obsessed with him she can't stand it. She's so incredibly into him and desperate. She says shit like "omg Henry... ur mullet... 😫🤞💞💓💖💗💔❣💘💝" cause she just can't contain her lust for that... specimen.

Stan is just a boring hunk of wood, you could replace him with a cardboard cutout and nothing would change. Occasionally he'll just say "I'm jewish" and that's it.

Ben is always eating, everytime he shows up he's always engaging in some truly disgusting display of gluttony, like smothering cane sauce and cheese on a bacon burger.

Richie is the most annoying guy ever, picture normal Richie cranked up to 11, that's how Henry thinks Richie works. Lots of lol so random humor, incohetent screaming, and when hes not doing either of those hes being super super gay. Like IT happens at the rockwell level gay.

Eddie is also super zesty, when he's not whining about dirt he's asking Richie if he looks pretty in heels and painting his nails. You could blow air in his direction and he'd fall over like "UGGGHHH i've fallen and i can't get UPPP!! 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 .

Bill is just the epitome of a wojack, you know how when people usually imagine winning an argument and their imaginary opponent is all "but- bu- bu- bu- bu-!!"? Yeah, that's how he views Bill. Just coping and seething that Henry is right about everything 24/7 and also cooler and hotter and smarter and simply better than him in every conceivable way.

[nazskoll]

More Henry HCS to cope:

Tw: Child abuse.

_ Sometimes cries at night, when Butch's already dead drunken asleep.

_ Steals from the Halon's farm because Butch cannot afford food and he's so hungry, Mike and his father have caught him a few times too but they couldn't bring themselves to do anything if not try to scare him off.

_ One time William caught him stealing potatoes from the field at night, he thought it was a petty rival trying to sabotage him, he yelled, pointed his shotgun at said person, until he flashed his face and saw Henry clutching those damn potatoes for dear life, and he couldn't really bring himself to do anything to him, not even taking his stuff back.

_ Definitely has a couple missing teeth because his father hit him so hard in the face, probably a molar and premolar.

_ He bites like fucking crazy.

_ Favorite food is the god damn peanut butter sandwich.

_ Barked a LOT as a child, doesn't regret it, would do it again.

_ Eats with his hands or straight up digs in mouth first when alone.

_ Had SO many boy crushes, Vic included, especially very masculine celebrities he'd see on magazines, he always brushed it off as admiration.

_ Bites his own nails.

_ Literally everyone in the bowers gang is painfully aware he stares at boys ALL the time.

_ Kissed a girl once and brushed his teeth immediately after coming home, that was one of the only times he'd ever brushed them, he blamed it on the girl, saying her breath stank.

_ His teeth genuinely became so rotten it hurt SO bad to eat and he barely ate for a while.

[evilbookworm]

DO I WANNA CRY OR DO I WANNA CRY

the IT gang? they are tooo silly to leave un-drawn in this moment right now

I guess you’re right about that

[gloomy-prince]

Trans Eddie au pt 41! Struggling to think of a quip. I got nothing

First / Prev / Next

Preview for the next ep available now on patreon!

[thelosers-club]

is this funny

[w0lfwren]

what clown are you guys talking about it 2017 was a coming of age comedy

(another one)

[wonsters]

mike hanlon appreciation post...

i feel so cheated that we never got to hear isaiah mustafa say some of mike's book lines tbh

[theartsharki]

Let’s hope his bark is worse than his bite.

Drew some werewolf Richie and enjoyed every second of it.

[sillylittlemeowmeows]

In da clurb

[the-technicolor-yawn]

[dizzzyondreams]

richie: ahhh you mad 😂😂

pennywise: ahhh you gay 😂😂

richie:

[lostboyswife]

Real

[molotovgrifter]

yeah.

[aristotle0]

Yo you guys, the weather is starting to feel like I need to obsess over a group of kids fighting an ancient cosmic deity with the power of friendship again. Help

[edit: so, I didn't think the It fandom was still this alive. hello little weird people in my phone]