#mike 'seems' to be -> what he’s not
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None of the FNAF Mikes or Vanessas are normal,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#michael afton#fnaf#fnaf movie#sister location#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#straight up none of these dudes are normal in the slightest#especially the two Aftons#but the other two are no where near being normal people#Vanny literally has a virus rabbit in her brain#while mike may seem regular he’s literally abnormal to other regular people#they all got their funny quirks and crazy backstories#and that’s what makes them work as a friend group#when your group small bit wild 😤#I’m gonna get all four of them therapy promise
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had the time of my life with the movie
#it could be renamed to four nights at mr cupcakes#hes a menace#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf spoilers#five nights at freddy's movie#mike schmidt#steve raglan#william afton#vanessa shelly#no more monroe it seems!#vanessa afton#what an end to the schmidt or afton debate#abby schmidt#fnaf aunt jane#balloon boy#springtrap#spring bonnie#mr cupcake fnaf#carl the cupcake#doodles#sketch
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LMFAO the stranger things crew are so funny 😭 they’ve been filming for months with fans and paparazzi taking pics and videos, but of course right after we get pics of byler; now everyone on set wants to be proactive about leaks,, like if byler is not endgame then why are they always so afraid of us knowing anything about them 😂
#if you don’t know what i’m talking about tate brookins on ig posted he’s going on a break bc like the crew is upset about the leaks#but it seems like every time we get something about byler like for example scriptgate— the crew jumps straight into action#if mike and will don’t end up together then why act so sus around their characters relationship?? if they’re just going to stay friends like#they have been since season 1 episode 1 then why act like anything about byler is a spoiler 😭#it just proves byler is endgame even more imo lol#byler#stranger things#st5 production#st5 leaks#stranger things 5#stranger things s5#stranger things season 5
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Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]
Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.
Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.
Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0
#Pactw#Richarlyson#Mikethelink#Tazercraft#QSMP#Pac#Mike#To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean''#I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand.#Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit#which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made#They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived#(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'')#and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier#there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose???#Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope#THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM#good god nobody on this server is mentally well#I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?''#sighs.............#* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day#That QSMP global later said didn't count#August 9 2023#<- is the VOD date#Translated#Celltw#tangentially
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They're still barking. (And pushing Stromer for Selke.)
#You know what? Since they never gave Nicke a Selke (which he COULD HAVE HAD) they totally SHOULD give it to Dylan#Kinda like Mike Green getting screwed out of his Norris by Philly media voters#It seems only fair#Dylan McIlrath#Dylan Strome#Tom Wilson#Charlie Lindgren#Spencer Carbery#Washington Capitals#Postgame hijinks
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finn and noah both saying they think will’s storyline ends perfectly… <3
first pic from finn’s interview with indiewire, second from noah’s interview with forbes
#i’m just saying that will not having the boy he’s in love with love him back would NOT be a perfect ending#finn “mutual understanding and acceptance” wolfhard is at it again#the way the whole cast seems so positive about what’s supposed to be an unrequited love situation.. ok sure!!#i trust their judgement on this#byler#byler tumblr#byler meta#finn wolfhard#noah schnapp#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things
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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen
well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen
GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:
A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)
LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN
THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE
"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS
#byler#mike wheeler#like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside#they are children#and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason#but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and “oh rey then how can you ship lumax-” LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET#LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD#AND ITS ADORABLE#AND THATS IT#THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2#YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC#BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS#listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah#kids have feelings no shit#but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative#like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies#(who are supposedly in love) do#like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that#and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck#like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession#they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it#not “I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods” no fucking teenager says that#and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: “real love”#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one#(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)
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'The only problem is forgetting which side you're on'
Soooo jane has a zombie boyfriend I guess 🤷♂️ really no clue how this happened but this is my first official ship art and I plan to do more so expect more soon! No text alt under the cut
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert community#self ship community#self insert x canon#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#michael afton#mike schmidt#crush: 🔦🧟♂️#ougghhhh i GOTTA lore dump soon!!#i mean fnaf has tons of complicated lore and i was like what if i made it even MORE complicated#its also funny to me that i dont have an official ship tag for him despite things seeming to progress fast lol#but ougghhh i wanna talk about it so bad but i have rules for myself#theyre dumb rules i should just talk on my own damn blog#im working on my design for him tho!! this is something of a beta#i had a few sketches i did at work and my coworker said he reminded her of kristoff frozen for some reason???#i just want him to be sopping wet#josh hutcherson is growing on me but i dont want it to be EXACTLY him#cause i dont rly ship w that version its rly game michael im into#ill find the balance soon#anyways uhhh it 4:30 am#im scheduling this#Goodnight
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Emotional moments, you left in a rage But if you could love me now, I wouldn't be in a cage Provisional license, I'm under arrest But if you could get me out, I'd like to take another test
Cage (aka Emotional Moments) [x] An unreleased song by Paul McCartney, 1978 [x]
#paul mccartney#was listening to his oobu joobu radio recordings and he played another one of these unreleased 1978 demos#seems like old times#(which is a lot on its own)#and looked up the others from the same time and what a doozy#very helpful that he recorded this before his japan jail time so we can easily say its not about that#(it's a metaphor)#(also the chords C A G E lol)#photos by mike mccartney#paul#the 1970s#1978#home recordings#mine#wings#took forever to upload tumblr didnt like the file so defaulting to soundcloud#looks like it was supposed to be the last back to the egg track#was it too beatle-y perhaps?#SoundCloud
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Anyways the milkshake theory is so real
#byler#mike subtly trying to one up will over his gf being better#bc that's what guy friends do#like him and dustin#but he has to do it subtly bc he's too much of a scaredy cat to ask will about this girl he 'likes' (according to el)#and so when mike makes a subtextual joke about his milkshake being better (his girlfriend being better)#and angela rolls up at that exact moment#comedic timing that 99.99% of the audience missed#also interesting that mike seems sort of dejected after this conversation...#i think mike thought he won in his little gf competition with dustin in the episode previous#he kind of just laughed off dustins remark but it does look like he felt sure of himself#the problem was that his arguments for why his gf is better cannot compete with will's gf in his eyes#bc what mike sees is will being practically entranced by angela#us the audience knows that's not what's happening#but based on everything leading up to this point#mike gets the impression upon meeting angela and watching will 'pine' after her longingly#that this is THE girl will made the painting for...#and will's visible attraction to angela (again from mike's unreliable pov) outweighs mike's attraction to el#which is why he gives his milkshake another sip#only to look dissapointed#he didn't win this round#will is in love with a girl and mike cannot compete because he is not in love with *gunshots*
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hes a vast avatar to me for reasons
#(it's because I'm a vast avatar and I relate to him)#ok but I do have more reasons#first of all:#the sun is sooo vast to me. usually it's one of the first things that really makes you think about the scale of the universe#I mean it's one of the most significant things to life on earth. and it's so incomprehensibly massive compared to us..#it's around the same size as the moon in our sky despite being around 400 times further away#second of all. as my favorite guy mike said:#“what good's the height [and] terrifying draw of gravity unless you really *know* the scale of what you're facing?”#you have to KNOW the danger you're in. see the ground down below and feel the dizzying rush as you comprehend your fate#the cosmic beast blinks unable to focus on something so microscopic. you know it could crush you without even noticing#the way the stars a million lightyears away blink photons in your receptors and know you are so insignificant on a universal scale#third of all:#connecting to the last point. insignificance. that's literally the whole apathy thing#reminding heart he means nothing. the sun is depended on by its planets and everything that lives#the moon is a rock that orbits the earth. it reflects the sun's light. the most significant thing it does by itself is cause tidal changes.#fourth: mind just seems like the type of guy to enjoy the feeling of vertigo and want to kiss some cosmic entity#cj mind#nevermeanttodraw#thesuntheshadowscast
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the way mike says:
“because i love her and i can’t lose her again!”
and not
“because i can’t lose her again and i love her!”
the climax of his sentence in the heat of the moment isn't about him loving her like it should be if he actually did. imagine how much harder it would've hit with a "and i LOVE HER!!!!!!!" but they didn't. it obviously shows the thing he cares about the most is not losing her, not how much love he has for her.
and that’s exactly what we see all throughout s4, him being scared of losing el and that she doesn't need him, not that she doesn't love him. he's literally never been worried about her not loving him. hope this helps <3
#hes jsut a gay boy who wants to seem like a girl's boyfriend#mike wheeler i know what you are#mike queerler#gay mike wheeler#mike wheeler is gay#byler#byler proof
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"For particularly important things, it's always more reassuring to write them down like this." - Zhang Beihai
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#my art#three body problem#3 body problem#zhang beihai#三体#章北海#i've been meaning to draw three body problem characters and actually post them on my blog for quite some time!#so if anybody wants me to draw any specific character from the series feel free to reply here or send an ask as a request!#beihai is my top favorite and he resonated with me more than i expected! i rather liked bits of consequentialist philosophical ideas in him#anyways incoming ramble/infodump in the tags about various subjects pertaining to him#all you need to know about me is that i often lurk in chinese language fandom spaces and you might see commonalities in designs#if you see fanartists draw him with the broken eyebrow and mole then that's due to the 我的三体 (my three-body) donghua adaptation!#admittedly i was introduced to the series through that adaptation years ago because it seemed rather absurd (minecraft haha) but oddly good#at least check out the third season (haven't seen the fourth one yet but that's ongoing actually) or listen to 夜航星 (night voyager)#i'm rather curious how fanartists on tumblr might tackle character designs since i mostly see the two live action adaptations here#i want to diverge my designs from any particular adaptation but my beihai design takes a lot from 我的三体!#now about beihai- i really enjoyed his characterization and i'd like to bring up a maybe unintentional parallel and foil with the eto#hopefully that's something new to add to the discussion about zhang beihai and here's what adaptations don't get about mike evans#in the book he's a character you mostly only hear about from others and he's known to be a private person#he conceals a lot of his thoughts from even people like ye wenjie + he taught the trisolarans about deceit#then his strategy to kill luo ji was to keep it low and make it seem like an accident which those obfuscations of thought parallels beihai#then evans says: “but… it's obvious now that everywhere is the same” which is similar to beihai's “it doesn't matter. it's all the same”#the contexts differ but i think they're good foils about human nature “being the same” with evans's quote being about futility#then beihai's was about how regardless of if he survived or not- someone else would be able to carry on with his work#i have many other thoughts about beihai like how chu yan's (captain of blue space) group approach with the voting contrasts beihai#while beihai tried to bear the weight of attacking the other ships in solitude- chu yan made vengeance against trisolaris a group effort#(which that action goes against how the swordholder was a solitary role instead of a group one which is neat to me!)#i'd discuss more but i think that's enough to show that i really love zhang beihai (feel free to discuss the books with me though)
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Me when I'm about to pester my friend with the latest gossip and news concerning some priest I have a crush on.
#yes this is about fr mike schmitz#i occasionally skim through social media to see what he's up to#catholics if you see this post no you didn’t#hierophilia#priest kink#he seems to be letting his hair grow out lately and it really suits him my goodness
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kind of crazy how mike said in a moment of vulnerability and weakness that he wants to be needed and to be of use and good at something, and then a large chunk of the fandom just decided to validate all of his worst thoughts & fears and suddenly reduce him to a weak, incapable, mindless, unloved wastoid wimp that's everything his low self-esteem tells him he is and nothing like how the people in his life see him (or what the narrative itself has shown us since the very first episode). even crazier when the people that do that call themselves mike fans lol but i'm 😴😴😴
#mike wheeler#mine#like. i don't think that some of you actually like him. you weren't supposed to agree with him when he was self-deprecating.#mike has been loyal brave kind compassionate courageous many many times. he's been strong for others when they couldn't be. he#grabs whatever he can use as a weapon because he isn't going down with a fight. he attacks and does do damage. people listen to him#when he speaks. they look to him to lead them and help them with both big things and small things. he IS their inspiring leader and he#IS will's knight in shining armor. like... i just don't get it. mike isn't a bad character. he has depth. good sides and bad sides. he's#always involved in the plot. why would you want to take that away? he's always been like that. if you take it away- then what the hell are#you left with? who is mike when you take away everything that he is? just. what?#i would expect that from someone that doesn't pay super close attention to the show or militantly believes him to be a homophobic#straight guy but. but but but.... i just will never get it lol. why did it come NOW after another character LITERALLY TELLS HIM#THAT ISN'T TRUE? it seems almost spiteful. as if the next thing you're going to tell me is that eleven's number is actually nine or smth.
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kinda interesting how Mike has two big speeches throughout the show, both when a character he cares for is close to death and needs help but only one strictly calls for him reminding them of a cherished past moment yet he chooses to use the same formula for both, telling them about how they met and how it made him feel, almost as if he was struggling the second time and relied on what he knew worked the first time to try and help..
#cause i think its actually so random that he chose to confess his 'love' to her and tell her about how they met in this moment#because why would that help??#they actually had no idea what was happening whilst El was piggybacking except that she seemed to be choking so#what part of that called for a love confession and a trip down memory lane?#compared to with Will where reminding him of important or happy memories was the actual key to helping him...#cant blame Mike though really the poor boy was panicking at least he tried#i will continue to push the parallels between these speeches / monologues im not crazy#stranger things#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#el hopper#platonic elmike
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