#mihoyo is evil

[daisukekambehateaccount]

the fuck man they made kabru in genshin of course i want him

[zorosdimples]

once a xiao girlie ALWAYS a xiao girlie 😌 you can come to me ab him anytime beloved 🫂

eheheheh TRUE <3 i need to catch you up on my genshin adventures!!! and you need to tell me all about you 5 latest hyperfixations!!! i’m digging the aventurine theme—hoyo is throwing me for a fucking LOOP with all of the sexy blond men 😔

[nuvolisa]

oh no what's happening to me- 🚶🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

[ukumiii]

now, kneel before me!

[r0tt3nkaii]

[vixalate]

[eluxcastar]

Saw the tidbits of u and the request-er of one of repetition in one long thread of post geeking out on the one of repetition lore, luv seeing a oneshot of it and Arlecchino seeing the reader's face =^^=

Hehe I'm glad you enjoyed (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪

I could geek out about the lore for ages I have so much in my head I had to write it all down at some point and store it safely away in my notes before I exploded and perhaps turn it into a oneshot that would start me back on the path to writing it properly

[shima-draws]

Genshin doing the most evil thing in the world by deciding to do a rerun banner of Kazuha AND Alhaitham at the same time

[godisasimp]

Mihoyo when I tell them a character can be evil

[maddyshome]

here for arlecchino and arlecchino only. 

[domain-of-revelation]

im gonna fucking sob.

[mothergold]

mihoyo i give you my singular albedo and in exchange you make rhinedottir playable

[jymwahuwu]

I'm speechless… Mihoyo released the recording on CN social media. This is about Aventurine giving you a poetry book and reading poetry to you. He is so romantic! 🥺💖

(That book of poetry is "The Flowers of Evil" by Charles Baudelaire.)

The translation is as follows:

Um? Am I not welcome at Astral Express? Your conductor and the navigator have no objections.

And, I didn't come empty-handed.

Look, this book of poetry. A gift for you.

Haha, I know what you want to say just by looking at your expression.

I never went to school, but it’s not like I didn’t study. Don't you believe me?

Okay, it seems I must read it to you.

Poetry translation (translation I found on the Internet):

The back of my crib was against the library, That gloomy Babel, where novels, science, fabliaux, Everything, Latin ashes and Greek dust, Were mingled. I was no taller than a folio. Two voices used to speak to me. One, sly and firm, Would say: "The Earth's a cake full of sweetness; I can (and then there'd be no end to your pleasure!) Give you an appetite of equal size." And the other: "Come travel in dreams Beyond the possible, beyond the known!" And it would sing like the wind on the strand, That waiting ghost, one knows not whence it comes, That caresses the ear and withal frightens it. I answered you: "Yes! gentle voice!" It's from that time That dates what may be called alas! my wound And my fatality. Behind the scenes Of life's vastness, in the abyss' darkest corner I see distinctly bizarre worlds, And ecstatic victim of my own clairvoyance, I drag along with me, serpents that bite my shoes.

And it's since that time that, like the prophets, I love so tenderly the desert and the sea; That I laugh at funerals and weep at festivals And find a pleasant taste in the most bitter wine; That very often I take facts for lies And that, my eyes raised heavenward, I fall in holes. But the Voice consoles me and it says: "Keep your dreams; Wise men do not have such beautiful ones as fools!"

—William Aggeler, The Flowers of Evil (Fresno, CA: Academy Library Guild, 1954)

I changed some of the wording, but the rest should remain the same. But… what a bitter poem.

If that were you, which voice would you listen to? It's okay, you don't have to rush to answer me.

Well, the book is given to you. I have to go now.

I wish you sweet dreams tonight.

[minart-was-taken]

I wasn't really satisfied with my Hanya and Xueyi Redesigns, er, well mostly just Hanya. So I decided to give this another go and push stuff even further. I understand gramma Hanya may not be everyone's cup of tea but I really liked the concept and wanted to try it out :]

PS. I'm aware Xianzhou natives don't really grow old, but if Mihoyo can come up with a fantasy excuse to not age their characters I can come up with a fantasy excuse to age their characters. I dunno, maybe an evil beast ate her youth. Maybe her work life balance is just really bad.

[teyvatairconditioningco]

NO NO, LET'S MF TALK

I JUST FINISHED THE 2.5 STORY, NO SERIOUSLY. SPOILERS

Oh Jiaoqiu, my baby, my darling beautiful man, what have they done to you

Mihoyo knows the waifus sell but they want you to cry for the men and who am I to argue?

Hello?

Hello????

THAT'S SICK AS FUCK???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH EVIL WIFE (this boss fight kicked the shit out of me, what you mean 3 fucking tries)

[kitwasnothere]

foaming at the mouth on the floor crying KNOWING that ive gotten down this rabbit hole knowing i have fallen to fate of liking void archives, character who like only 7 other people like, with a good many other people disliking or not even knowing, fated to beg on my knees for scraps from mihoyo like " pleaase mihoyo please ! Show me them ! Show me the Character ! " and mihoyo dangles void archives in front of me like keys oh no no no, void archives is put on the shelf for 500 years before you can see them ! To see your favourite you must first defeat my 7 evil main story patches. and im like neooow neooow dont do this to me i say, clawing wnd screamint anr crying as i talk to that stupid robot in the honkai star rail party car over and over for just a gliimpse of that freak. my social life is over i cant believe im back to crying on my knees as i yap about another favourite blonde tech related character AGAIN . Ohhh why did i do it why did i play the stupid honkai star rail party car decor event, why did i have to look up void archives wht did i have to learn about the rest of the hi3 lore why did i