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Just queued up the last part of the secret admirer au to be posted tomorrow morning. this is wild. How time passes!
#koko thinkin thots#ALSO. my five day migraine finally seems Mostly Gone so there's still time to finish at least One More Fic#for finish your fucking wips and stop starting new ones omg november
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This is a raw line and it always gets me, but also
How long did he spend practicing this whole meeting? How long do you think he was running around town looking for a piano--or did he have Zazie scout this out? Did he spend that whole walk through the desert practicing, like, "It's been like a hundred years at least, I gotta make this perfect."
#Trigun#Tristamp#Trigun Stampede#TristampParty#I want to have Good thots and meta#I didn't mean for this to be dunk on Knives day#But alas I have a migraine#And thinking about this is too funny
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GODS FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DID MY PARENTS DECIDE THAT A HOUSE LESS THAN 100 FEET AWAY FROM A HIGHWAY WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA
#I HAVE A FUCKING MIGRANE AND THE SEMITRUCKS AND MOTORCYCLES AND ASSHOLE BLARING BASE MUSIC SOUND LIKE THEYRE INCHES AWAY FROM MY EARS#IF THE NEIGHBORS START FAILING TO FIX THEIR DAMN BOAT OR BLARING MUSIC AGAIN I WILL TELL MY DAD TO GO SCREAM AT THEM#NORMALLY IM NICE BUT RIGHT NOW MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO KILL ME I DONT HAVE ENERGY FOR THIS BULLSHIT#but for now the neighbors are behaving it’s just the fucking highway I can’t move#FUCK a train better not go by tonight#we also live less than 100 feet from a major railway :)#I don’t know why my parents thought this house was the one to buy but I CANT FUCKING CHANGE THAT NOW CAN I#can’t wait to move out I swear to fuck#this is why I shouldn’t have chronic pain I become murderous when I’m hurting#silently screaming shaking with murderous intent at every little thing that bothers me#reaching for the nearest sharp object#but guess who has chronic pain from scoliosis and collapsed foot arches and neck problems that cause headaches and migraines?#THIS motherfucker right here; THATS who!#maybe I should stop ranting in the tags now and eat my chicken sandwich before the meds wear off#ooohh I should as my mom if it’s a good idea to take my loopy drugs#idk if they’re okay to mix with Tylenol or not#OH MY FUCKING GODS A TRAIN JUSF WENT BY#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE#PROBABLY THE REALATOR WHO SAID THAT THESE TRACKS ARENT OPERATIONAL#anyway as I was saying I dunno if hydroxdezine (probably misspelled that) is okay to mix with Tylenol#but it’s great for when I don’t want to be conscious and rn that’s how I feel#imma stop now#randum thots
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i can’t sleep so i’m gonna make my siblings’ lunch for tomorrow but i can’t find the rice fkshfkd
#miles thots#my mom usually makes the next days lunch the night before but she had a migraine tonight so she went to bed early#and i’m bored and can’t sleep so i figured i might as well do it#bc they hate buying school lunch and if she doesn’t have time in the morning to make it then she won’t have lunch either
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Please can you make a Miguel masterlist with your fics? just so I can blah blah blah😂
that’s very convincing argument😭 and of course! <3
MIGUEL O’HARA MASTERLIST.
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last updated: 16 jul, 2024
smut -> ★
fluff -> ☾
drabble ★
thinking about miguel’s senses
drabble ★
more smut bc couldn’t help myself
after care ★ & fluff
a smutty start then goes into fluffy aftercare with mig
fluffy imagines ☾
cooking imagines
stress relief ★
miguel comes home stressed out and missed you (soft)
doodles ☾
you doodle during a meeting and miguel is the victim of your boredom
doodles part 2 ☾
continuation from part 1, but miguel draws you instead
secret admirer ☾
you’ve never had a secret admirer and miguel changes that
secret admirer part 2 ☾
continuation from part 1, you find out miguel has been leaving you gifts, and then you give him one in return
random ☾
expansion on a headcanon that was sent in
princess treatment // body worshipping ★
he worships your body, then eats you out
rivals? ☾
you and miguel are rivals (before he became spider-man) and over the years developed a crush on him
will they, won’t they ☾
you and miguel have an unspoken and suggestive dynamic, until you’re assigned to work go on a mission with him
drabble ★ (?) suggestive
making out during a break from work
drabble ★
drabble of doggy
drabble ★
miguel kneels on the ground as he eats you out
pretty in pink ★
bimbo spider-woman smut with miguel in his office
appreciation ☾
miguel with curvy reader
drabble ★
thoughts of miguel screwing you on the kitchen counter
period hc’s ☾
headcanons/ imagines with miguel while you’re on your period
one too many ☾
reader is drunk and miguel helps care for her
headcanons ☾
hc’s of miguel with an autistic reader
migraines ☾
miguel takes care of reader with migraines
headcanons ★
my thots of different positions with miguel
thots ★
worshipping miguel’s balls
drabble ★
miguel is too big for you
drabble ★
you come home stressed, so miguel relieves your stress
of the past - angst ?
you and miguel connect over the loss of your daughters
coffee - angst ?
miguel is jealous when you make a coffee for a new recruit
shower hour ★
shower sex blurb
blurb ☾
thoughts of miguel comforting you after quitting something
subtle envy - angst ?
reader is slightly jealous of the attention miguel receives
miguel being a provider ;) hc’s ☾ & ★
fluffy and smutty hcs
mr and mrs o’hara
wedding night smut
hcs/ expansion on idea - angst
reader and miguel not being able to conceive
overhear - comfort
miguel comforts you after strangers make nasty comments about you
© little-miss-dilf-lover // all work is my own. please do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.
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I’m obsessed with these polls and goofy reblogs! My friend and I were joking about what our roles would be in Middle-earth if we somehow ended up there, so here we go~
(I have accepted my fate as the loremaster)
Other pls do comment (I love your unhinged thots and tumblr won't let me add more options)
#the silmarillion#lord of the rings#poll#silmarillion poll#lotr poll#middle earth#shenanigans#tomfoolery
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Okokokok hear me outtt (Deffo not projecting, not like disability rep is super nonexistent or anything-)
warriors: hypoglycemia + chronic pain, (can’t move & feel much of left side due to Volga burns)
sky: epilepsy/some sort of seizure disorder or tic disorder (from lighting)
four: migraines (Ik it’s a pretty popular hc)
legend: ehlers danlos or fibromyalgia or both, cane user (also somewhat popular)
twilight: sensory processing disorder/sensory issues (wolves/dogs hear & smell much better than humans
wild: chronic pain + amputee + nerve issues + mute (damaged vocal cords or mental trauma, or both tbh) (or some mix of these)
hyrule: vision loss (because the NES graphics are really hard for me to see 😭)
wind: hoh/deaf (thundery storms can be VERY loud!!)
time: chronic father figure disorder (sending thots and prayers 😔🙏)
much love,
mandarin warriors :)
(Ps dw about the cia fic schools a bitch I get it!! Don’t sweat it :))
Mandarin Warriors anon you have no idea how excited I get when I hear from you dude 🫶 much love to you too bro
A LOT OF THESE ARE THINGS I HEADCANON TOO! Y’all can pry Sky with epilepsy out of my cold dead hands. And absolutely 1000% YES to wars with hypoglycemia and chronic pain, that’s how I write him >:) also Hyrule with vision loss is something I literally never thought of but ur so real for that
Time with ‘chronic father disorder’ took me out, and may I suggest: Time is autistic (he ain’t the only one, but he’s the one I headcanon the most as autistic)
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RAW
Joel Miller x f!Reader x EzraProspect
Out of universe. Out of character. Out of my damn mind.
Rating: 18+ explicit MDNI – mfm, no-outbreak!Joel Miller, menace!EzraProspect, established relationship (with Joel), pair of consent kings, porn without plot, cuckholding (not really), ass slapping, tit grabbing, a touch of breath play, ass play, rimming, unprotected piv x 2 (be safe), self-pleasuring (reader & Joel), spitting x 2, a little hair pulling (only description of reader is having hair to be pulled and caressed), biting, cmnf (both men stay mostly clothed while you are naked), creampie, we’ve got a cock-drunk reader I think, maybe even a squinty breeding kink (I surprised myself there), aftercare, it’s implied Ezra is your ex (you’re cool though), he has both arms, he also has a variety of weird nicknames for you I dunno, Joel just calls you baby, Joel carries you but he’s just so strong, you know? Appearances from Frankie Morales, Javier Peña and Din Djarin.
Look it’s just… look. Let me know if I should add any others, cheers!
Word count: 4.6k
AN: Interrupting my own Mandalorian-obsessed programming to share this self-indulgent, pure unadulterated filth. I don’t know what this is. It came to me as I was lost in an acute migraine haze and it just feels like it needs to be out of my head to bring me any kind of peace.
Honestly just a way to get me through the holiday sads at this point.
These are standalone characters, and I have thots for the other three PP boys mentioned at the start. So we’ll see how tortured I am by those/how this one goes and they may turn into follow-ups. Enjoy?!
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He's not your first choice. He's not even your third.
But fuck, Joel wants this and you're seeing your options get shot down one after the other.
Frankie is an outright no – positive Joel is just gonna kill him the moment he lays hands on your body. Unwilling to listen to your assurances, your assertions that it wasn’t even your idea to begin with, he doesn’t relent from his refusal.
Lifting his cap to run fidgety fingers through his hair, the gorgeous pilot turns you down with regret in his dark, sweet eyes.
Javier Peña, the sex siren incarnate, also shakes his head.
‘Don't get me wrong, hermosa,’ he croons, leaning in close. ‘I'd fuck you three different ways on three different days, no question.’ He lifts a brow, pouts. ‘But not with another man present.’
Tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, he says, ‘If I can have you all to myself, you call me.’
All breathy as he saunters away, you file that for later. Maybe once Joel has had his fill of this little venture, he'll be feeling generous to such a request.
And Din. Well, the mysterious perennial traveller is off overseas somewhere and no one knows when he'll show up next. Bust there.
So it is with a little apprehension in your chest that you text the man that, as you know all too well from your wild days at uni, is up for just about anything.
The message has barely landed on read when he calls.
‘You crave defilement as your beasty man watches, do you?’ Ezra snarls into the line. ‘Want me to do it? Raw? Want him to bear witness to the things I know I can get you to do and scream?’ His voice buzzes in your ears and makes your belly thrum.
‘That's quite the prospect.’
With some brief explanations he barely even pretends to need, a date is set and you hang up with a shaky thumb to your screen.
It’s shaking again along with the rest of you as you tug the door open on the tap-tap-tap Ezra places to the glass. His half side smile turns to a lascivious grin as he sees you, eyes tracking over you – head to toe. They flick to Joel, who stands at the base of the stairs with arms crossed and jaw locked.
‘Evenin’,’ your guest greets as you wave him inside. ‘We ready for this arrangement of ours to commence?’
In answer, Joel turns and climbs the steps. Ezra looks at you with a smirk.
‘Not a talker, is he?’
‘You know he isn’t,’ you reply.
Nothin’ to say to that so you gesture and he follows. Up the stairs and into the bedroom, where Joel has already taken his position – seated in a dining chair dragged up from the kitchen, facing the far side of the bed.
Your heart flutters at the sight. At what you’re about to do.
Ezra steps up to stand beside you, where you’ve come to a stop on the opposite edge of the double-queen.
He hisses in a breath. ‘Now, we discussed this on the phone but I am keen to confirm, with all parties here and present, that – in your words – no act, motion or gesture is strictly off the table tonight. Is that right? No glarin’ slips? In this moment, right here?’
‘There is the one rule,’ you say. ‘It’s a firm one.’
Ezra turns to you, raises his arms and skates a palm across each of your shoulders. It makes a sizzling path on your skin.
‘Now that small detail has not left my awareness, dear,’ he says, melty pools of want in his gaze. ‘Be most assured. Anything else?’
‘We have the safe word,’ you say, getting antsy.
‘Mmhm, I remember that too, don’t worry,’ he replies. ‘But,’ a nod to Joel, face serious, ‘with those taken wholly and – may I add, justly – into account. To confirm?’
Joel’s jaw ticks. He looks to you for a moment. As you nod, so does he – shifting his gaze back to the man standing next to you.
‘Excellent,’ Ezra turns and gives you a thorough leer, a Cheshire grin. Eyes seizing your insides with the intent behind them. ‘Then, I would say that the next pertinent steps are for you to remove every single stitch of clothin’ adorned to your body and get on that there bed.’
You do as you’re told, shucking off top and skirt but pausing with a little trepidation at bra and panties. Ezra has to make a little ‘go on’ motion before you shed those too and – fighting the butterflies erupting in your belly – climb across the quilt.
On hands and knees, you look up and lock eyes with Joel. He’s bent forward, elbows on his own knees spread wide, gaze intent. You feel Ezra behind and a covetous grip on your thighs tugs you closer to his side of the bed.
‘So,’ Ezra murmurs. A hand lands on the small of your back, warm and large and calloused. ‘I admit I hold a curiosity that cannot be helped. And I must ask.’
The hand raises and lands with a firm smack on an ass cheek. You gasp a little and the momentum of the slap has you leaning toward Joel, whose teeth have bared just a little. He doesn’t move. The fingers behind you dig into your flesh, urge you back toward Ezra’s edge again.
‘It is a simple curiosity,’ he goes on. ‘It is only this: why?’
Another slap and, at your pained yelp, he carries on, ‘Why allow me this? This beauty who I imagine has known only your hands for the longest time? Why let me have her now…’ His palm soothes the burn of his flagellation. He waits.
Joel gives in to the slightest shrug.
‘Guess I’m curious too,’ he drawls. ‘I’ve explored every single part of this sweet thing. In’erested to see what another man’ll do with her.’
The low whistle over your shoulder is filled with relish. You hear Ezra suck in air between clenched teeth. Holding you firm, he rocks against your exposed rear, lets you feel the erection straining against his pants.
‘Every part of her, huh?’ he queries. Without warning, a huge arm wraps across your middle and slings you up. In a heartbeat, you find yourself pressed flush to his front, the rough fabric of his shirt no barrier to the heat radiating off his torso. He holds you so tight to himself, you can feel the thud thud thud of his heart between your shoulder blades.
The movement also causes your legs to twitch and you feel it. The start of your arousal leaking between your thighs. Another look at Joel, and his intense focus has you slippery and throbbing.
You breathe deep and wait, eyes now closed and listening only to two men breathing hard as well.
Ezra’s other arm moves onto you.
‘So I am given to be assured you’ve amply taken in these pretties,’ Ez growls. Both hands cup and massage your tits, bring the nipples to a standing attention. He waits. ‘Well?’
‘What d’ya think?’ Joel spits with a small head tilt.
‘Mm,’ Ez hums, nods into your shoulder. ‘Mmhm.’
Fingers move up, up, across a collarbone and to the base of your throat.
‘And here?’ he asks. ‘Have you known her here? Gifted her the dizzying sensations of restricted breath? Held her life, both gentle and savage, amidst the pressure of your digits?’
At that, he presses his middle and index fingers into the soft skin under your jaw and you feel it, just a little. Just the beginnings of light and airy pleasure pulsing in your head. His thumb strokes by your other ear.
Joel's own hands are clenched into tight fists, resting on his knees as he has straightened up. Almost primed. Like an animal ready to pounce.
‘Have you?’ The man with his hand around your neck presses.
With eyes growing hungrier, Joel nods.
That elicits a surprised little sound from Ezra.
‘Well,’ he turns his head and addresses you. The thumb engages and pushes down, in. Now you’re feeling it. Feeling it thrum from the crown of your head through your body and down to your cunt, which is decidedly dripping. ‘This bird may have flown my nest, but you took a little something learned with you, huh?’
You can’t move, can’t speak. Might just cum. Might just fucking cum and he hasn’t even touched you yet. So you just let your eyes roll back and hope Joel can see how much you love it. The choke stays light, your possessor seemingly interested only in taunting and testing.
A tiny whine escapes your throat. Ezra lets go and you gasp a little, let your chest rise and fall as you suck in oxygen.
Look to Joel again, feel an undeniable rush as you see he’s staring at the apex of your thighs. His shoulders rising and falling too, almost in sync with you. He can see it. You know he can.
Ezra is still holding you tight as your head lolls with abandon, falls onto his shoulder.
Finally, finally, the hand that had been around your neck moves down. Down.
God yes, please…
But he only barely cups your mound, doesn’t go anywhere near where you need it.
‘And this?’ he questions unnecessarily. ‘And of course, you will have intimate carnal knowledge of this right here? Please assure me you know every single blessed millimetre of this holiest of shrines. I would be aggrieved were it not so.’
‘Yes,’ Joel rasps in a voice filled with fury and lust.
You can’t help yourself. You start to beg, ‘Pl- Please.’ Try to buck into his hand, for the contact, for just a little bit of friction to where you’re humming like a charged wire. But it backfires. He leaves your core and covers your mouth instead. Leans into your ear.
‘Ssh, my bird,’ he murmurs. ‘Ssh, do not fret. I’m going to take care of you.’
With a little shove, he lets you flop forwards, where you catch yourself on your forearms and bury your head between them, burning up.
With your ass still high, cool air only has a moment to make itself known before he’s drawn you close, presses himself against your thighs.
‘You impress me, Joel,’ he grits. ‘Joel, I have to say that you have indeed impressed me. And with now a… slight doubt in my conviction, I am keen to make the case there is a space within her you have yet to take solace.’
A large thumb lands between your shoulders and starts a path down your spine. It takes its time, feeling each vertebrae and letting you arch against the touch. Slipping over the sweat that beads on your skin. It comes to rest against the crease at the top of your ass cheeks. Oh god. He’s gonna--
‘So Joel, what of this?’ The snarl behind you is feral, frightening. ‘Have you made an expedition of—’
He doesn’t finish the sentence as his thumb swipes down and connects with your tight ring of muscle, presses firm there but doesn’t yet go further.
‘Oh fuck,’ you twist your head to look back. He’s not looking down at you but up and over your head, staring at Joel.
‘Have you?’ he snarls again, making you clench.
You can’t hear or see Joel's response, but Ezra’s reaction is a look of pure delight.
‘Mmmm,’ he groans and moves his thumb just long enough to spit there before it’s back and massaging your entrance. Hot want coils in your belly as he teases and teases. God, you should have known he would really draw it out.
‘Please.’ Another plea escapes you, hitched and breathy. ‘Please.’
‘Who are you talking to, my pet?’ he asks, pressing just a little harder and leaning himself against you. You can feel his hard cock digging into your ass again. ‘To whom do you make this entreaty?’
‘You,’ you cry out. ‘You. Please, Ezra. Please, pl—’
He drops to his knees behind you and, without preamble, lays his open mouth over your asshole. Pressing hard before setting a furious pattern of licking and sucking – turning away only to bite and nip at the flesh on either side.
The man works like he is trying to devour the universe. His tongue circles a few times before pushing inside you.
It’s unreal – a sublimity to get lost in. You let yourself sink into it. Keen and cry and buck back into him as he sets each and every nerve ending on fire.
He pushes your knees apart so you sink deeper and reach wider for him. Hands are gripping your ass to hold you open and it doesn’t seem like he’s planning to move on anytime soon, working lips and tongue and teeth across your seam and every inch he can reach.
You just can’t stand it anymore.
‘Can I touch myself?’ you gasp. ‘Can I—’
He withdraws his tongue from you with a chuckle. ‘Mmmm, what do you say?’
With a frustrated groan, ‘Please, Ezra.’
‘You do whatever it is your heart desires, sweet one,’ he grunts against you, going back to his ruminations. ‘I am quite content here.’
You’d had your face pressed into the linens of your bed, but you arch your head up to look at Joel while reaching between your thighs, stretching your shoulder to give yourself the space.
As you move, so does he. In time with desperate movement onto yourself, he leans back, undoes his belt and pulls his cock free, stroking its firm length as your fingers connect with your clit.
It’s an instant jolt of mind-numbing pleasure. The hungry bundle of nerves ready to blow. Your scream of ecstasy, echoing in the room, is responded to with a pair of deep, guttural groans. Ezra’s shoots through your body as it vibrates behind you. Joel’s rings in your ears.
The man in front of you nods, encouraging you on as you circle and work yourself. Watching his own pace, you match it and it’s not long before your mouth is locked open in an ‘O’ of bliss and you’re cumming. The wet suctioning sensation on your rear drives your orgasm along a straight and narrow rush that shoots through you so hard you’re screaming into the sheets.
As you start to be able to hear again, Joel is murmuring praises.
Huffing and heaving on the remnants of your comedown, you look up. He’s furiously fisting his cock, bent so far forward you could reach out and touch him. You don’t though, just stare with mouth-watering want, desperate to have him on your tongue and pressing down your throat.
With that thought, you rub and rub and rub. Push back, back, back on the mouth working you with a tireless appetite.
Reading your face, watching your every twitch and pulse – Joel waits for the perfect moment and-
‘Another,’ he grits out.
‘Fuh—hah!'
It comes for you with a ferocious force, taking over every muscle in your body and making you shudder with its savage intensity. Both men pause as you spasm and let a dozen tortured little ‘Ah’s escape you.
Barely able to lift your head, you twist it just enough to see the possessed demon that was once Joel – dark eyes ablaze and tendons taunt and straining on his neck.
‘Fuck her,’ he commands. Pre-cum glistens on your view of the underside of his shaft. ‘Fuck her, now.’
Ezra pulls away from you with a slick gasp.
‘Okay, Joel,’ he says – his outer calm contrasted with Joel’s madness somehow the hottest thing happening right now.
Ez stands, replacing his tongue with his thumb, which he pushes in to the first knuckle. At your pitched moan, he holds you there. Doesn’t seem at all bothered by your hand still working your clit as you feel the pressure of his cock’s head at your entrance. It slides through your folds and he uses his grip on your ass to guide you to back up onto him.
‘I’m going to fuck her now, Joel,’ he says, all hushed and lowly.
The motion of your hips moving back right as he – fierce and swift – bucks his cock hard into you punches the air from your lungs. The slap of his hips meeting your ass fills the room.
So full and stretching. The emptiness replaced by shards of excruciating pleasure. It’s too much. It’s just enough.
The space is quiet for a moment and you look round, see Ezra through your blurry, tear-stained vision. He seems paralysed, head tilted a little and mouth locked open. The only movement is the hollow of his throat dipping and peaking fast – the man’s practically hyperventilating. Sweat at his temples and eyes glassy and staring at nothing.
On your knees, split open by his cock, you wait and watch. After a moment--
‘Ez?’ you question.
His eyes clench shut, as do his teeth, and he takes several deep, dragging breaths.
‘A queen’s…’ he rasps out. ‘A queen’s cunt. That is what you have. Fucking… queen of cunt.’
And at last, he fucks you. One single draw back almost to leave you, then he’s slamming into you, making sure you feel every single thrust hit your ass and thighs. Convulsing your clit every time.
He reaches forward and grabs a fistful of your hair, using the purchase to lift your head so Joel sees your face twisted with bliss. Your tits bouncing with each smack of flesh behind you.
You can tell he’s enjoying the view, rewarding your efforts with a gaze so hot and crackling, the sight might just make you c—
The penetration in your ass leaves you and you gasp as you’re hauled up and locked against Ezra’s chest again. So that Joel has a perfect view of his cock disappearing into you. Over and over. A perfect view of your pussy being abused by him.
The man fucking you senseless grabs hold of your wrist, lifts the fingers that you’d been pleasuring yourself with and sucks on them. He moans at your taste, appreciative and reverent, like you’re a pure miracle. Pushes your hand deep so he can cram his tongue into the webbing.
‘Mm,’ he mumbles, letting your fingers go with a wet suck. He spits over your shoulder so it dribbles between your breasts. ‘But you are divine, do you know that? Does he tell you? Makes sure you know?’
All hissed into your ear as he pumps and pumps. Fucking up into you with a freakish stamina you hadn’t remembered before now but is coming back to your pleasure-buzzed mind.
‘Allowing me to take this perfect body apart, as I see fit?’ he goes on. ‘You are divine.’
It’s just a little annoying. How coherent he still is. So – tightening your belly and bearing down – you clench your cunt around him as hard as you can and are rewarded with a pained gasp.
You don’t think he intends to, but he bolts forwards and collapses the two of you onto the bed, sprawling out over you. There’s just enough time for you to grab a pillow and shove it underneath, tipping your pelvis into him. And it doesn’t slow him at all. Flat out on your stomach, he adjusts and takes the new angle inside you with glee, hips rocking into you so hard you jolt and slide back and forth.
He ruts your pussy like the deranged animal that he is. His belly presses into the small of your back where he drives himself down into you. Teeth collect a chunk of flesh by your shoulder and bite down. Fingers tangle and lock into hair to hold your head still, so that you can’t move and can only take it.
He finds your sweet spot, connecting the huge head of his cock with it over and over. He fucks you so hard that your clit is forced down onto a run of stitching in the cushion, and it rubs the tight bundle in perfect sync with the stimulation being exacted deep within you.
It’s intoxicating. A rhythm of ecstasy. A crescendo that is near unendurable. You fight it for as long as you can, wanting the sensations to last, but your body has ideas of its own.
Ezra moans.
‘She’s clenching up, Joel,’ he says with desperation. Babbling. ‘I can feel it. Joel. Can feel. I can feel her. I’m going to feel her- cum on my cock, uhhhnnn.’
It’s so intense you just moan and whine into the bed, twitching and writhing as fireworks erupt inside you.
Joel literally growls. It’s echoed by the man on top of you, who’s draining the sound right into your ear. You twist your head to see Ez. He’s looking up, face to Joel with an ecstatic rictus of an expression locked on his features as you flutter and clench around him.
‘Oh, fuh- fuck,’ Ezra, finally incoherent. ‘Fuc- cum—gonna c—’
‘Rule,’ you gasp. ‘The rule, Ez!’
In a heartbeat he withdraws from you, pushes himself up and you feel the hot ropes of his spend land on your back, your shoulders – maybe a little in your hair.
‘Fuck,’ he repeats, panting. ‘Uhhh.’
From where you’re sprawled, limp and fucked out on the mattress, two strong hands loop around your upper arms and pull.
You give a yelp of surprise as you whole bodily slide out from under Ezra, across the bed, off of it entirely, and you’re manhandled into Joel’s lap. He’s so strong and you’re so boneless, you’ve got legs either side of him and are being guided onto his cock in a matter of moments.
‘My turn,’ he rumbles, so impossibly low and wrecked.
Your spent pussy lets him slide home in one swift thrust. Hands glide across the cum spread on your back, push it back and forth for a moment before he’s holding your hips and lifting and slamming you onto himself. You grip his shoulders for dear life, the place inside you that Ezra had just been abusing roaring back to set a blaze in your entire body.
Hands falling off his shoulders with his force, you fist the front of his flannel instead as he pumps his thick shaft with you, uses you on himself.
Thinking he’s going to just go and go until he cums, he surprises you. Changing his thrust, he pulls you closer and starts to buck up his own hips into you. One arm holds you to his chest and the other reaches around.
Oh my g—
‘So you really like this, huh?’ A thick finger finds your puffy, messy hole – opened up by Ezra’s attentions – and pushes in. Joel’s eyes roll back at the resistance. ‘God, it’s so… tight,’ he drawls, huffing into your mouth.
He works the finger in and out, specifically seeming to enjoy the sensation of that initial breach. It’s different, and physically heady. You’re not long for it, and with a groan from Ez, still behind you – a muttered, ‘you see, Joel? Do you see?’ – you’re screaming loud again as you anoint Joel’s cock with your climax.
And now he’s getting close.
‘Whose cock do you want?’ he demands, not relenting his pace for a single moment.
‘Yours,’ you say.
‘Who else’s?’
‘His,’ you whine, tilting a bliss-filled head back over your shoulder.
‘Mmhm, good girl,’ he affirms. ‘Whose pussy is this though? Who is the only one who gets to cum in this pussy.’
The finger slips out as he grips you hard for purchase, driving himself to his release.
‘Who? Tell me.’
‘You!’ you cry. ‘Joel, you. The rule is– hah- uh- Only you can. Only y– Joel.’
With the tiniest bit of muscle control left in your body, you grind your hips deep into him. The sweat and release coating both your skin lets you slide and push. So that when he meets his cliff’s edge and falls over it, the head of his cock is firm against your cervix and his cum soaks your walls. Both strong arms lock around your back and his face is buried in your neck, mouthing and devouring as he groans and groans.
It settles into grunts and gasps as his high rides itself out.
With weak, sloppy movements, you grasp either side of his head and bring it up to yours so you can kiss him, slide your lips and tongue and teeth together for a moment while he comes back to himself. As you part, you’re greeted with the most beatific smile.
Ezra appears by your side, pants zipped up but a fresh erection clearly tightening them again. You take this in then tip your head back to him with a hazy smile.
‘Thanks, Ez,’ you slur.
‘My unequivocal pleasure, dove,’ he says, lifting the thumb that had not been buried inside you and swiping it over your lower lip. ‘Know that I’d ask to kiss you right now, but well…’ A lopsided grin and a lick at his own lips.
‘Yeah, nah,’ you say, mumbling whatever nonsense slips into your mind. ‘Next time, maybe.’
‘Mm,’ he groans. He looks at Joel as you flop forwards into that broad chest and feel arms tighten round you again. ‘Indeed. If you do feel your compersion arise again and wish to seek out my participation once more, I will respond with an enthusiasm most prompt.’
‘Thanks,’ Joel murmurs. ‘Can ya let yer’self out? Got some lookin’ after t’do.’
His attentiveness has you feeling all warm as you listen to Ezra’s footsteps move out of the room, down the stairs, and the front door open and close.
Joel sifts fingers through your hair. Nuzzles your ear. ‘Did so well fer me, baby,’ he whispers. ‘So well. Looked s’fuckin’ good.’
All you manage is an affirmative ‘mmmmm’.
‘You want a shower?’ he asks. ‘Can ya stand?’
You nod to the first question and shake your head to the second, tucked into his neck. He sighs with content and braces your legs against his sides, stands up with you firmly locked in his embrace. Carries you to the bathroom where he only sets you down, cock slipping out, when you can lean against the cool tiles. Stumbling a little, you use the toilet as he gets the water up to temp and undresses.
In the warm cocoon of steam, he cleans you from head to toe, washing away Ezra’s spit on your chest and cum on your back. The sweat and the tears. The mess on your thighs. Hands soothe across bite marks and finger grazes. Each one he checks, ‘this okay?’, ‘this one?’, ‘okay, baby?’. You nod and hum and get lost in this unique feeling.
After, he guides you back to the bed where he’d watched another man take you to pieces, settles you under the covers.
‘Hungry?’ he asks. ‘Thirsty?’
‘Thirsty,’ you mumble. ‘And tired.’
‘Okay, one sec.’ His warmth and shadow vanish for a little bit, and you’re fighting sleep as he returns with two glasses of water. Makes you drink the first and sets the second by your bedside before climbing in and cradling you against his chest – by which point you are dead to the world.
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Uh, so yeah. Go about your day…
#joel miller x you#joel miller x reader#joel miller x f!reader#joel miller#joel miller smut#ezra prospect#ezra prospect x reader#ezra prospect x you#ezra prospect x f!reader#joel miller x reader x ezra prospect#the last of us#joel miller x you x ezra prospect#joel miller x f!reader x ezraprospect
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i hope you know your posts are so inchresting and funny to me i ramble to my friends about them. i showed them your kon powerpoint apfhdjfjdj
hope you have a good day and uhhh *hands u allergy meds* cinnamon joy for you
sdkfjdlks wait what im so curious what they thought (esp re: the powerpoint!!! i worked hard on that thing!!!)
and thank you waugh... allergy meds save me... cinnamon apple tea save meeee.... migraine beGONE you thot.
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Ugh, I've got a migraine tonight, and it's making me feel kind of lonely. Accepting any and all CE babe thots!
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*slams hands on table* S2 Tristamp Knives needing to drink his silly little drinks he has in every other iteration again because Vash fucked him and his gate up so much.
#Trigun#Tristamp#Trigun Stampede#And on the OTHER HAND#Vash's gate is so accessible to him#He can no has hunger as a weapon to use against himself#Is this coherent r insane migraine thots? Who knows
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Y’all. Y’ALL. I am *this* close to finishing the first draft of the chapter. Like for real there’s just one short scene left.
And I’ve been hit with the worst migrane I’ve ever had. I took some Tylenol and it’s finally kicking in, but I can’t move my head from side to side or up and down very far and earlier the right half of my vision turned reallll weird, like it wasn’t blurry exactly but it was like the fish eye lens on moviemaker plus double vision but only for my right eye. Idk it was fucking freaky. Sounds are far too loud, plus my tinnitus is a lot louder than normal, and bright lights are of the devil which isn’t very good for typing on a laptop with a bright screen. Rn I’m sitting in my bed with my blackout curtains drawn (but my room has a half circle window which I can’t cover up so it’s still like, barely dim. Hopefully it’ll get dark out before the Tylenol wears off). My analog clock is ticking and I want to throw a heavy brick at it so it shuts the fuck up.
So yeah not gonna finish that chapter today like I’d thought. Kinda pissed bout that ngl.
I know how I want this last scene to go, and it’s entirely too angsty and unplanned and not what my outline looked like but hey that’s how writing goes!
Literally the entire second half of this chapter is not what my outline looked like lol. Like fr this was supposed to be a filler fluff chapter. But nooooo the fanfic spirits demanded angst and character development instead. Idk why I expected anything else when this always happens. I am pretty proud of how it turned out though, the demon that possessed me knows what it’s doing.
On the bright side: rough draft should be done tomorrow! I’ve got a bunch of other stuff I need to do irl, so we’ll see if I can get together on FaceTime with my beta to edit it or not. If not, then hopefully she’s free the day after. Regardless, it looks like my first week of April finishing date will actually hold for once!!! All it took was two fucking months of delay, lol.
#randum thots#some fic i wrote#to be fair when I say something wasn’t in my outline that’s not saying much#the outline is like two to five bullet points per chapter#it’s really not detailed at all#anyway gotta love migraines#been getting them more often recently#this is the first time it’s affected my vision tho#kinda hated it
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So I'm on day 2 of my weird allergy attack, my eyes are still swollen, watery, and itchy.
But I've also developed a migraine, so that's fun.
Anyway, send me asks if you want. Or don't if you don't want.
Thirsty Thots Saturday will happen as planned tomorrow
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i'm about to start my period and i'm feeling bad and i'm having some very self-indulgent jake thoughts; enjoy!
-my legs, especially my thighs always hurt so bad. i need him to massage them for me. my dad would do that for my mom when she still got periods and my expectations went ⬆️⬆️
-he would 100% draw you bathes and just sit beside you and talk or comfort you while you soak. then once you got out he'd help you put on a pad or put in a tampon really quick lol
-he WOULD NOT make fun of your weighted stuffies 🤬one of my brothers ex friends came over while i was on my period. my mom and i were watching romcoms on the couch and he walked in when she wasn't in the room and saw me laying there with my heating pad and a weighted unicorn laying on top of the heating pad (game changer btw) and made fun of me. i cursed him out and called him a pathetic virgin who will one day be bank rupt from child support and alone. my brother heard, and after picking himself off the floor from laughing so hard, kicked him out. never saw that guy again. and this guy wasn't high school. no. they were both in JUNIOR year of COLLEGE
-he would be more than happy to suck on/ massage your breasts. my breasts are always SO sore and I always end up giving myself massages but i can never help but wish i had a blonde aviator there to help me out because i feel like gentle sucking with feel HEAVENLY and we all know our man has an oral fixation so it's a win win. just....lying in bed, heating pad and weighted stuffie on your tummy and going in and out of sleep with jake sucking ever so gently on one breast, the other in his big warm calloused hand massaging it.
-would buy any and all cravings, not make on comment on all of the junk food your eating, and would, without complaint, buy take out on his way home since you don't feel like cooking (i'm sorry but i cannot picture this man knowing how to cook)
-he would give you back massages
-i get menstrual migraines. i cannot stand the feeling of fabrics or hair when i have them because i get so overstimulated. jake would strip down to his birthday suite and join you in bed, knowing that you want skin to skin when you have a migraine
-once the migraine has passed, he'll grab the brush and bottle of detangler and take your hair out of the bun on top of your head, gently detangling it for you
-would never make fun of you. for anything. not once
-would walk into that feminine hygen aisle with confidence
-would make the most sinful noises when you give him hand jobs, or blowjobs, or have sex, whatever your comfortable with
-omg laying in bed with him sucking your breasts and groaning around them as you give him a handjob to thank him
-ANYWHOSIES would let you cry to him although he might be a lil uncomfy at first and would try to fix it, once you told him you just need to cry and get out the emotions, he'd just listen and hold you 🥰
ah! i love all of these so much, my dear anon and i couldn’t agree more with all of them too! i’ll say it over and over again, jake ‘periods don’t phase him one bit’ seresin, is a god when it comes to your periods and taking care of you! all of your needs are covered! he’s so good to you like that! i’m sending you love and healing, my dear anon and thank you so much for these wonderful thots! 🥹💌
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Uhhhhhh a mix between telling you about my day and Thots™️ b u t
I have two chronic illnesses that make me prone to passing out and the other day I was at the store and knew I was gonna collapse in public so I found a random stranger in the store that looked kind enough to not do anything and basically dropped to my knees in front of him and asked if he could 'watch me for a sec' and proceeded to pass out immediately.
Luckily for me I chose a good one because I woke up about 20 seconds later with his jacket under my head and this mofo glaring at *everyone* who walked past. (I would come to find he had two daughters, hence the protective instinct over my femme-presenting self)
So I figured maybe you'd enjoy thinking about your favorite boys' reaction to their s/o collapsing (either from general sickies or a chronic illness, too) and becoming incredibly overprotective for the next 20 seconds until their partner woke up.
Bonus points if their s/o passes out when getting out of bed after a good night and, despite them knowing full well it's the sickies/ci, make jokes about the night being so good they fell for them once again—
~Hermes🤍🪽
In hindsight you should’ve known it was coming. You hadn’t quite felt yourself all day and you could feel the migraine banding across your forehead and wrapping around the back of your neck, vision began to blur at the edges and become spotty, your Apple Watch going off letting you know your heart rate was very much abnormal. At the sound of the alert Jake’s head shot up in your direction from where he was perusing the cereal section looking for whatever disgustingly unhealthy breakfast choice he was after this week. He was by your side immediately , crouching to sit you on the floor as you lean your body into him knowing it wouldn’t be long before you lost consciousness. It shouldn’t be embarrassing after all this time but he wasn’t always there to help take care of you and people could be incredibly cruel when it came to invisible illnesses, something he had quickly noticed in the beginning of your relationship when you had your first episode around him. He cradled you to his chest while he waited for your heart rate to level out and you to come back to consciousness, making sure to give anyone in your direction a nasty glare so they would keep their distance and opinions to themselves. You came to not long after, feeling a little worse for wear and slightly embarrassed but when you looked into his eyes all you saw was relief and love, you’d picked a good one to spend your life with that’s for sure, he would never make you feel different for your health issues and always made sure to handle you with the upmost care. He may have made you sit in the shopping cart afterwards just to calm his nerves while you on the snacks he kept stocked in your purse for occasions just like these. 
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Thank you so much for sending this to me @ram-bams-blog !
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Brought to you by me and @myrcnahlaedige
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