#midori my beloathed

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me and my husband <3

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serious selfship addiction

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oh yeahh it was me and midori's anniversary today [19th] so uhh woo?

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solar vine / impulse beans for uhhh you decide >:3

for midori :]

solar vine:

me and midori's morning routine is pretty simple. he is already awake, due to not needing sleep. sometimes he charges at night but it depends. nonetheless he will sometimes wake me with coffee or breakfast i will eat/drink it only to spit it out discreetly as it is poisoned and also not very good otherwise. he will display an inhuman grin as he knows ive done this but politely wont point it out. either way im awake now and will make breakfast for shin if he stayed over if not i get ready for work and midori does the same

impulse beans:

my [carmen's] love language is gift giving, midori shows his love in my language by giving many heartfelt gifts [his original human hands]. midori's love language is quality time, i show this by stalking him at work 👍

[homoeroticvillain]

this is from yesterday so idk if youre still doing it but if you are... them

I did this rb game a long time ago but it died off pretty quickly so I'm bringing it back!! Reblog with a pic of your f/o (up to 2 please) and I'll assign them a furby :3

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hello this is the op of the selfship ask game!! how about 🎤 + 🎆 for sou hiyori? i hope you dont mind me saying so but he is also one of my f/os :> (platonically). you have good taste

hii! thanks for the ask :] its so rare to see someone else ship with hiyori, its nice to see my husband have friends.

🎤: i have a whole playlist for hiyori, he's the only f/o i have that for [not counting the playlist i have for all of asu-naro] but the song i associate with him the most is "yes, to err is human, so don't be one" by will wood!

🎆: me and hiyori don't hug as much as just sorta hang off each other. i'm a pretty sleepy guy most of the time so i will try to take a nap hanging off him all the time while hiyori is taller than me so he just likes to rest his head on top of mine a lot.

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its kinda really funny when i see selfship posts about how my f/o loves me or most recently that he didnt really die. and like live your life if thats how you selfship then great! but like midori is not cooking me breakfast in the morning and he soo deserved to die when he did

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thinks about hiyori, giggles and twirls hair

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he has killed so many people <33

bored and wanna interact with people so. rb this post with a pic of your f/o (one f/o only pls!!) and i will brutally vibe check them based on my first impression >:)

(no proshippers/ age up/down freaks pls!!!)

[homoeroticvillain]

darling/adoration/hand holding+ any1 lol 4 the ask game u rbd >>

thank you for the ask and that i'm answering it late. anyways for hiyori because of course its for hiyori

darling: what outfits would we wear for a date? i'm going to be honest with you between the two of us we have zero drip. hiyori would probably wear the same slightly bloody suit he always wears and i would wear some dingy jacket that is also probably bloody but it's my own blood this time.

adoration: how would hiyori talk about me? hiyori absolutely mentions his husband off hand to one of his co workers and everyone just assumes he's lying through his teeth again or that he's being weird about shin again cause who would marry this guy. then they meet me and they understand that i'm also off my shits. anyways hiyori is probably sweet [read obsessive] when talking about me but most of the time he'll just say shit like "my husband got mad at me for leaving an extra head on the dining table so i gotta leave it here tonight" and like safalin or some shit just has to accept that statement.

hand holding: how is hiyori with physical contact? honestly he's pretty touchy which works fine since so am i. not to say he doesn't also like to just sorta leer and watch me sleep or whatever. but both of us have the tenacity to just sorta stay physically close often leaning on each other or more often collapsing on the other.

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i miss my wife [dottore] tails i miss him a lot

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🎧💕❤️‍🩹👀 SORRY thats so many i like these questions. for ummm maybe dottore or midori

for dottore <3

🎧: i dont have as many dottore songs as i do for midori but hmm maybe mad iq? or terry's taxidermy

💕: do lapin and dottore love each other? thats umm complicated? dottore doesnt really do or understand love, any of them. he does obsession. as for lapin? whether or not something is love has never really concerned him. i think to an outside viewer, they love each other. as for them, they never even really considered it?

❤️‍🩹: has dottore ever heart lapin? yes. hes a doctor, a scientist. he has tried his fair share of experiments on him of course. hell, a few more rabid segments have bitten him for the hell of it. lapin bounces back, under dottore's tender care and lapin has tested his fair share of things on dottore as well, its only fair.

👀: is there anything im nervous to share about my selfship? i mean yes, there is plenty i dont share for privacys sake [sex, im talking about sex here. obviously] and also im just generally shy about selfship posting. but in the context of what this is asking which is stuff being too dark, well yes i think so. mostly due to the fact i call my s/is well s/is despite them being more akin to ocs and i dont want people to think i would actually do the things i might have my s/i do or support.

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uwahh its my husband

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flying ghost and rock type maybe u can do midori orrrr chihiro and chiaki :-)

would these prompts probably work better for chihiro and chiaki? yes, but i like talking about midori <3< anyways thanks for the ask

flying: what's something that midori does that makes my heart soar? kill people. i think it's real swell when he tortures people and rips them apart just to piece them back together. also love when he's a fucking dork and gives himself rocket fists for some reason.

ghost: who, out of the two of us, is the easiest to scare? probably me since i'm much more likely to get scared about sudden noises or small things like that. although midori gets scared shitless about more metaphysical things that don't bother me as much. that man is terrified of death despite how much he causes it. nonetheless in the event of a haunted house i'd probably get jumpy while he'd stare at the haunters too long and scare them instead.

rock: if i had to pick a rock to give midori, what would it be? i wasn't sure what to pick for this since despite having a rock collection i never remember their names. thankfully i remembered there is literally a bloodstone that is actually perfect for him. you'd probably like them too and not just cause they're a type of jasper. they are green with specks or streaks of red that looks similar to blood stains. i believe their thing is that it's supposed to be christ's blood on the ground that formed into a rock. either way it's very much his vibe and i think he'd like it

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4 8 and 9 for the f/o takeover if you still wanna answer those heheh. whoever you want

sorry i'm late for this oops, anyways for midori. or well for carmen [yttd s/i] as midori. i don't really ever do f/o takeovers

4. hmm? how me and carmen met? it's pretty simple, he was investigating asu-naro and i was the one assigned to put his off our track and well one thing led to another.

8. i know everything about carmen :) he hates the taste of coffee so he instead takes caffeine pills but he loves the smell so he makes it for me every morning. he always puts a tea spoon of rat poison in too, i like the almondy taste it adds. he also does his laundry every tuesday and looses at least one sock every time. he vacuums the whole apartment every sunday so it's best to remove anything i don't want him seeing before then. ah, also his favourite colour is green :)

9. well most of our nicknames for each other are things people would usually consider derogatory and they'd be right, they are. fuckface is one of carmen's favourites right now. although i think him yelling that across the apartment at me cause i forgot a spare body part somewhere is starting to scare shin :(

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Hand in unlovable hand, Nagamasa Midori my most beloathed

The more I read, the more complicated my feelings become