#midniterose’s rassle bro a

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I honestly thought, when I started my AEW watch/rewatch, that there was a significant amount of content that I hadn’t seen. Two of my rassle bros (A and J) were already watching when I joined them and, for some reason, I assumed they were relatively deep in before I joined.

Turns out I was way off. Apparently the first thing I saw in AEW was Full Gear 2019… which means I’d missed all of 2 ppvs and 6 episodes of the whole canon.

Yes, there were also like 170+ BTE episodes which I decided to watch on my current run plus All In which isn’t technically AEW canon, but still.

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How do I know I’ve been toooooo “horny-on-main” irl?

Earlier today I was rewatching the AEW canon and I got to that first Fyter Fest and Omega’s post-match run-in after Mox VS Janela, and when I have a thought during my rewatch, I send it to one of my rassle bros, J.

When we got together to watch stuff this evening, he greeted my other two rassle bros, A and M, with this screenshot:

Everyone was thoroughly amused… and no one batted an eye to ask the context 😳😳

The actual message read:

Like come tf on, J. I’ve been running my mouth about the fanfic I read enough without you making it sound like I’m writing it 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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I was talking to one of my rassle bros, when I first started my personal AEW rewatch…

Me: Look, I know how I consume media.

J: It’s still going to take you a while.

And it took me a while to process why he said that bc contextually it didn’t make sense to me…

Until I realized that he thought I just meant the constant breakneck binge watching NOT the deep all-consuming obsession…

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ONE OF MY FRIENDS CALLED HIM A FUCKBOY LAST NIGHT AND I ALMOST

🤬🤬🤬

I hope Wheeler Yuta is having a wonderful day. As wonderful bright and joyful as he is

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Distraught that we didn’t make it actually into Revolution 2023 last night. Apparently we still had a whole rampage plus the zero hour, so now I have to wait until Friday to see HangMox Texas Death…

In related stories, my rassle bros have started making jokes about my horny-on-main behavior. I left to use the restroom during an Action Andretti promo we watched on Monday, and when I came back I found out that one of my guys was joking that the promo was affecting me hence me needing a break…

Like, come on guys, I’ve almost literally given y’all a LIST of which guys I think are unreasonably hot. They know which guys do it for me by this point.

Is Action Andretti attractive? Yeah sure.

Does watching him ever make me have to cover my mouth to keep from making sounds into the microphone? No.

BFFR.

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“He’s a boy who fucks.”

Well that is absolutely 100% true but also that is NOT what that means.

I hope Wheeler Yuta is having a wonderful day. As wonderful bright and joyful as he is