#midnightstone

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For megatron um well how is it dealing with your idiot commanders at times? How come like let's say for starscream whenever he betrays you, you still haven't disposed him? Also have you heard about the shipping going around like u with star scream and u won't prime? What is ur honest reaction to it all. Ty in the end for answering

Starscream is like a son to me so naturally, I... he is very quiet. Optimus, have you seen Starscream this morning?

He would not have been stupid enough to have gone flying without telling someone first, surely?

You know him better than me.

I thought we were making progress! Kup. Have you seen Starscream today?

No. I'll go check his room. He might be gaming or something.

Thank you. I hope so.

Bumblebee! Have you seen Starscream?

Not since last night. Maybe he's still asleep.

At this hour? Hot Rod! Have you seen Starscream?

No. His berth hasn't been recharged in and his tarantula looks like he's looking for him.

Spider... ugh!

He's ran away?

Uh... Optimus? From what I've seen, kids usually leave a note if they run away. They at least tell you why they felt like they had to leave.

And I think Star would've taken Rust with him. He loves that spider more than anything.

Abduction, then! I- cough, coooouuuugh!

OK, Megs, you need to calm down. Go back to berth and-

No! I am the only flight frame here and-

No, you're not.

I'll get Skyfire to start searching for him.

You need to rest and calm down.

If Prowl and his... his... friends... have had anything to do with this...

Let's just calm down. I'll get Skyfire in the air right now. We'll find Star. Go rest.

Yeah, come on, Megs. You'll be a lot more help to Starscream once you've rested up. If he's been kidnapped, we'll need you well – ASAP.

Rod, Bee, you boys help Prime.

Yes, sir!

Like I wouldn't without being told.

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Hello starscream I am back I got what you asked for and surprisingly there were action figures if you so here :3.

Ooh! Oh! That is a lot of stuff! Thank you.

Why did you ask for all of that, Starscream?

I didn't! I said "or". I like all the gifts very much, but I was very careful not to sound as though I had a long list of things to give me.

I am not sure I believe you.

Then don't believe me. I don't care! You never believe me!

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I have now a cybertronian sister now where do I find these markets?? Also starscream what have you found out about the spiders.

Hehe. I'm answering from my room. I don't really care about being sent up here. I've got Rust here to keep me company and he seems to like me better now. If I pretend I'm upset, they'll keep sending me here when they're mad, instead of putting me in that stupid corner. Haha! Stupid Corner! They need to put themselves in the Stupid Corner! Prime can put himself in the Ugly Corner, too. And the Fart Corner!

OK, most places have got Cybertronian markets. Just look out for big aft tents by the side of a road. We need good access and ample space, because most of us need runways or roads. There are Cybertronian eateries popping up too – they look... well... Cybertronian. They're often metal – even if it's just cladding or something over bricks or concrete – and they often have domes and large, arched windows. Sometimes, we stain our glass and make Cybertronian pictures with them – or there might be a Cybertronian statue or something outside.

I found out jumping spiders are kind of like crows! They eat live things – they'll even kill wasps and bees! That's like me taking down... I don't know... Megatron? Probably more impressive than that. Omega Supreme, maybe. Without using my weapons, while he's armed. Impressive! – but they also eat dead stuff and they'll even eat fallen fruit, petals and nectar. They're clean-up crew like woodlice and stuff!

Hmm... but they also eat woodlice and stuff.

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Starscream I have a plushie for you it's a rust plushie :33 I made it big enough for you hehe

Ooh! I love him! I'll show Rust Mk I Rust Mk II right now! He's so soft and squishy! And he looks so much like my pretty little Rust, with his black body and orange parts!

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Also is it possible to somehow have a cybertronian sibling?

Only if one of you gets adopted.

Or if you adopt each other. Dorothy has decided that I am her brother and who am I to disagree?

How does that work?

Well... she wanted me to be a part of her family. I like her family!

You said Alex was annoying!

Sshhhh! He gets excited and asks questions that are not easy to answer – and he asks to read personal documents with unnerving tenacity. That does not mean that I dislike him.

That sounds annoying to me.

Mmhm. I'm surprised Megatron puts up with it, yet he does. Most of the time. He sometimes moans at me when it gets too much, but not often.

I'm impressed.

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Ok everyone who do you trust the most?

Prime. Always can count on him, no matter what.

Optimus. Even when we were enemies, I knew that I could trust him. I hated him for it at the time.

Optimus. I mean... if Megatron knew he could trust him...

Hot Rod.

What? Really? Not me?

The question was who I'd trust most. You do dumb things more often than Rod does. That's all.

Ratchet. He's... well... how could I say anything else?

Kup. I mean... he raised me. He's always been there for me. Has to be.

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How to take care of a cybertronian :3 I met one and she is currently with me. (soul sisters 4sure)

Do you have access to any Cybertronian markets?

I advise you to steer clear of anything with Swindle's name on it, of course, but there are an increasing number of markets, restaurants, what they call "cafés" here, a few bars and "pubs"... there are even places that sell Cybertronian clothing, for those of us who no longer wish to wear our armour (or wish to wear both).

Starscream likes clothes (over his armour) and I have been wearing Cybertronian garments when I rest. They are soft and light.

Feels good, huh?

It does. Thank you, Dorothy.

They sell other things at the markets! Cybertronian music, building materials, furniture...

Musical instruments, framed artwork...

Weapons!

Oh, you would go there.

There's a place selling Cybertronian gardening supplies, I noticed. Plants, soil, pots, tools...

Oh! You will have to show me.

When you're well.

Yes.

I like the cafés. Good place to refuel, make new friends, hear the local gossip...

Sounds great! What fuel?

Cybertronian cakes, teas and coffee. Oh! And Cybertronian hot chocolate – that stuff tastes awesome! – and milkshakes and ice creams.

Show me!

I'll go along with you. Cybertronian coffee and cake is just what I need. Optimus, Megatron, we'll bring something back.

Thanks, Kup.

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Question how old would you guys be in human age?

I have no idea. Adult. Not especially young, not old either. Dorothy?

Probably somewhere between late twenties and early forties. Not super old, not super young. Same goes for Optimus.

What about Starscream, Bumblebee and Hot Rod?

I'd guess Rod's about twenty to twenty-five. He seems a little older than Bee. I'd say Bee is late teens – seventeen to nineteen. He's still impulsive and he acts too young to be an adult, but he's a lot more mature than my kids.

Some of his traits could possibly be attributed to the war, but I can confirm that he is not legally classed as an adult.

Yeah... I'd guess Rod is. Star seems older, but you told me before he had some work done so he'd be taken seriously... how old is he?

...

Ksch! Ksschhhh! Ksssschhhh!

Bless y-

Ksshhh-kshoooooooooooschhh! Snf. Excuse me.

Bless you! All done?

Apologies. Yes. Snf. I was trying to wait until the end of... well, anyway...

Closer to Bumblebee's age than Hot Rod's.

Yeah... I thought he might be.

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Megatron not mocking u I mean no harm, just a question :(

He's a bit touchy about having a phobia about something that can't hurt us, I think.

It is not a phobia! Cybertronians do not have phobias!

Is it bad to be scared of stuff?

What? Well... no. No, it is not bad. It is just that...

I think irrational fear is probably a byproduct of fighting for centuries. Fight or flight has become a habit. Anxiety, phobias... I'd guess it's all symptomatic. Ratchet could probably confirm whether or not I'm right.

Perhaps you are right. I hope I am not going to slowly become neurotic!

I doubt it, Megatron. I'd imagine you'll calm down as you adjust to peace. Nothing to worry about.

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Megatron why are you are you afraid of spiders

I am not frightened of them. They make me feel... unwell. Looking at them brings back bad memories of... of dangerous Cybertronian spiders.

Before I was a vorn old, I had watched two adults of my chain gang die of spider bite.

How dare you mock me! Are you so unaffected by your lived experiences that you dare judge me?

Megs, calm down.

I am calm, Dorothy.

Your fusion cannon's whirring.

That is just a gentle warning.

I think you should take the cannon off and cuddle up for recharge. It's been a long few days and you're supposed to be recovering. Mwa.

Very well, Prime. You have convinced me.

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Everyone what is your favorite animal here on earth?

You already know mine! Bumblebees!

How original. 🤔 I like birds. All birds, but especially swifts because they recharge on the wing. And refuel. I want to be like a swift.

Seekers can barely remain airborne without smashing into something when they are awake and (supposedly) alert.

😞 I fly better than any other seekers my age that I've seen. Don't you like me?

Oh, Starscream. I did not say that you fly badly – or that I dislike you. My apologies. I am tired and irritable.

What's your excuse the rest of the time? 🤨

Starscream! Cough!

My favourite animal is the giraffe.

I like horses. I like the way they move.

I like foxes! They're cute. And they purr when they're on... uh... they purr. Sometimes.

Do I have to pick one? OK. Ducks. We've seen lots of them – on the river that runs through our property in particular. Dot says we're not to feed them bread and bought some special seed to give 'em. Hedgehogs are pretty nice, too. They snore really loudly during the day, so you always know where they are.

Yeah, I like hedgehogs. I don't think they had them in America. Or they hid themselves better.

Perhaps they did have them until you ran them all over with your big wheels...

I only hit one!

Three. And those are just the ones that you brought home with you in bits.

Ewww!

It took Kup and I hours to get your alt mode clean!

Yup. It's a wonder there're any left in Scotland for you to hit!

😞 I wish they wouldn't curl up in the middle of dark country roads...

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Okay everyone open forum, what is soemthing that you guys don't like about me another any little thing will do :]

I don't think talking about stuff we don't like is going to encourage good feelings amongst us-

Megatron says Optimus is sanctimonious.

I also say that you are a preening, obnoxious little monster who enjoys creating conflict.

Why are you always so mean to me?

You were not asked what I dislike about anyone. Besides, I like Optimus's... uh...

Sanctimoniousness?

I say that when I am feeling irritable and you are not supposed to repeat it.

Want to know what I don't like about you? Your massive aft, your temper, the way you'd always hit me and strangle me and never say anything nice to me unless you were being sarcastic. Oh! And you've got a really ugly faceplate. And your breath stinks.

That is quite a list. Thank you.

What's the matter? Megatron? Aren't you going to punch me or something?

Why? Do you want me to punch you? I thought you hate the way I would always lash out. Do you like it or not?

I just kind of expect it now.

See, this is exactly what Prime meant. Focusing on negative stuff isn't healthy. If you've got a complaint about someone, at least try to help them fix it – don't just air your grievances in some kind of moan or rant.

But it's fun!

I don't like it. I don't think it's fun and it doesn't feel like I'm in a safe, welcoming place if everyone starts complaining about each other.

Wimp! Know what I don't like about Hot Rod? He's a whining, crying, little sparkling!

Bumblebee! Apologise.

Nope. I'm going to my room. I was only answering an ask!

You were being unkind and I would like you to apologise.

Don't look like he feels like it.

What am I gonna do with you two?

You and Megabum could divorce. That might help.

Wow. Just... wow! Who're you to tell other people what to do like that?

Oh, be quiet.

Star. Go play with Rust or something. Go on.

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Oo ty starscream, want anything while I get stuff :)

A camera? 🥺 Or maybe some new drawing supplies? Or a Starscream figure, if they've got anything like that. Just one of those things though, OK? Megatron'll be mad if he thinks I asked for loads of stuff. He says I'm greedy if I ask for an extra scoop of iced energon or ice cream. He's mean!

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I mean the spiders make sure they don't go back to the house again. Erm I think you can research about it.

OK, I'll see what I can find out.