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[humansbgone]

Some commissions I did a while back for people in the $20 tier over on Patreon! A vegetarian Bagheera kiplingi jumping spider and a hummingbird moth for @vlinesnauce, a copepod and a banana roach for @karltface, and a ruby-tailed wasp for Midgebot.

[definegodliness]

Five fun facts that nobody asked for about me…

I was tagged by lunch thoughts oracle @wordrummager to rejoice in some Friday Fuckery Nonsensical Friday shenanigans.

1. I got my upper canines filed down when I was 15. They were insanely vampiric. I now regret this, but at the time I was very self-conscious about them.  2. I also got the string of my tongue incised. Completely anesthetized, of course, but that sound... like scissors cutting cardboard... thinking about it still sends shivers down my spine. 3. I am a crack shot at the carny shooting range, and pay 10€ at the local festival each year to ‘shoot for a picture’. You gotta hit a little pin at the center of a playing card to trigger the camera. In the past, the trick was to get just drunk enough to counter the crooked barrel. These days those barrels are carny blasphemously straight. Where’s the fun in that? Still, every year I get the picture, and I always use the shots left to coach friends or rando’s into getting theirs. There’s tips and tricks, and, as a hype man, and a dude-dude, I love it when a plan comes together.  4. Yesterday, I had the perfect movie night, with finally watching Dune, followed by watching Mortal Kombat (2021). I think that describes my taste in movies. My favourite movie is Apocalypse Now. However, I will postpone watching that monument to perfection until I am in the ideal mood, whilst I cannot switch channels when Rocky is on. Or anything action Schwarzenegger. Maybe the best movie of all time, then, to me, is actually and secretly Total Recall. The balance between mind and matter; the thought-provoking deep, and the carnal. It’s like Inception, but better, because alongside its mind-boggling plot it has Sharon Stone in spandex, and if we’re dreaming anyway we should set out to dream that. It cannot, realistically, be a dream without a crush-worthy tinge of spandex. If a girl dressed like that tries to kill you, even better. 5. In real life, I rant a lot. Yes, I do even rave. There’s just so many things that call for genuine outrage. I am very aware of my surroundings, and politically engaged. However, I keep that from Tumblr as much as I can. I want to offer poetry as an escape. I guess this is my misanthropically induced philanthropist’s outlet.

6. Fuck, I am wordy.

Tagging 5: @midgebot, @brooklynbubbles, @sanddollarpoems, @desayunogratis, and @infamouslyroggylives. 

[cero-sleep]

Continuation of the Eclipse and Sun convo hsjsbshsbvdnsjs

Doodle dump of my take on The Last Unicorn AU!

[hyperhidrosisthings]

No idea why I've never thought to look for the 'hyperhidrosis' tag before!

Glad you did! :) Welcome!

[millionen]

midgebot replied to your post: i don’t think i’ll ever g...

same

heheh i'm glad we agree!

[not-clarice-starling]

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This sounds excellent! I’ve watched the first 2 episodes with JMo in them and I loved them :’) what time?

I'm gonna say we should meet outside Primark at around half 1/2? Is that okay with you?

[not-clarice-starling]

midgebot replied to your photo: Losing weight is fun, eeep

omg Amy wtf!

It looks way more dramatic than it is, I promise haha. I think those jeans are around a size 14.

[not-clarice-starling]

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sounds good! See you at 11! :D

Yay, see you at 11 :D