#microwaving them in my mind
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so Jacobi is in love with Kepler, yes, absolutely. thing is… no matter how messed up he is (and he is plenty messed up!) he's still a pretty normal guy, so he can deal with having an inconvenient crush on his boss. it happens, right? sure the occasional sex dream on a mission is a bit, uhm, awkward to say the least, but hey, it's not the end of the world.
that's why it's so much funnier to me if Kepler is exactly as gone for him as the other way around, because our precious Artist Formerly Known? he finds this absolutely terrifying. he does not get crushes on people, he is 100% in control of his emotions and lets nothing get in the way of his job! except there's this ballistics expert who somehow worms his way past all his walls and takes up residence inside, and suddenly there's someone who isn't as easily expendable as he should be.
but no matter what, Kepler is a professional above all, so of course he doesn't let this affect him. both of them are acutely aware that nothing could ever happen between them for so many reasons, but while Jacobi is content to let things run their course, Kepler goes all in for repression. fuzzy feelings, him? oh absolutely not! they just work really really well together, they're a great team, that's all!
and yet he is absolutely not the slightest bit Normal™️ about Jacobi when push comes to shove, see things like 50 punds of fireworks and "Sir, Jacobi has shown exemplary skill and dedication throughout -" less than 24 hours after a murder attempt.
bonus points if Cutter knows about it and makes sure that Kepler knows that he knows and yeah I wrote that fic.
#kepcobi#microwaving them in my mind#apparently this has become a conerstone of my kepcobi hcs#i am soooo normal about them (lie)#i just find it very funny to imagine kepler having inconvenient emotions#(although by the time of the hephaestus they're both so used to the situation that it isn't an issue...#... until everything goes horrible wrong of course)#warren kepler#daniel jacobi#wolf 359#thank you dirty work for making me see the potential of this ship
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Catching up on X-Men’s Krakoan era has got me a little inspired 🤕🤕 I will be rotating these dudes (and more I need to design) in my mind for the next two months
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Catjokes is so fucking funny omg
#new crackship just dropped#microwaving them in my mind#they both say Bruce’s name when they fuck and instead of getting mad it gets them going even more#they were never together together but they officially broke up when Selina and Bruce finally fucked#the betrayal of it all#they’re sooo funny omg
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Seth Lowell and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic
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being extremely normal about your coworker
#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 fanart#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#serirei#spinning them around in my mind like a microwave#mp100 dimple#artwork
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Wanted to draw @nephilimbrute 's Agent 8 because they are so so neat to me
#my art has been so sloppy recently with my shitty wrist augh#theyre so neat i love their eyes#rotating them in my mind's microwave#splatoon#art#splatoon oc#splatoon 2#agent 8#these are only quick sketches but i may perhaps even draw them digitally soon (very fun to draw)
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the way tattoo is so rough around the edges and has no idea what to do when faced with aran's overflowing emotions and tears (even the fake ones) but whatever gentleness he possess, even if it might not look like much to others, he's always willing to give
#GOD HOW I WISH THEY GAVE US MORE OF THESE TWO AND THEIR COHABITATION#AND ALSO OF TATTOO IN GENERAL#im just constantly rotating him in my mind like a microwave he's sooooo#like he's such a survival of the fittest and a screw them over before they screw you over kinda guy#all he knows of love is bleeding under someone fist to protect the few people he can allow himself to care about#because he can't have weaknesses or he won't survive#but he's also the one who invents and fixes things#who picks up trash and turns it into something different (maybe still trash maybe not)#he has these moments of extremely awkward and yet deep gentleness#and he thinks rosé proposing to jack was 'kinda cute'#he is teaching aran to survive and that aran /is/ capable to survive by himself#while aran is bringing out this softeness buried within him#AND I JUST NEED ARAN TO PROPOSE TO HIM BECAUSE THAT MAN WANTS TO BE ROMANCED AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE#idk what im saying ;;;;;;#jack and joker#jack & joker#tattooaran#tattooarun#m: txt
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I don't think Bruce is ever angry at Jason. Frustrated? Yeah. But never angry. I think he's angry at himself. How can you hate the child who shoots blindly if it was you who taught them how to hold a gun?
#I have so many thoughts about them so many so many so many thoughts#I can't even bring my self to talk about it yet so I keep rotating them in my mind like a fucked up microwave#jason todd#json todd and beuce wayne#bruce wayne and jason todd#jason todd & bruce wayne#q rants#q rambles#🦇🦇🐦🐦
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for how much i love to drag pngs around, it turns out that i actually don't know how to animate all too well
#granted i dont actually know how clips animation program works#im just drawing every frame seperately and smashing them together manually#anyway the image of cyn up against the microwave to look at a single potato chip entered my mind at three in the morning and i just had to#i also love switching shading styles on the fly#and also i hate backgrounds. incase you couldn't tell.#i seem to have an affection for drawing cyn scrunched up against the camera/window like that cause this is the second time i've done it#ignore the fact that solver and cyn are seperate here its not a headcanon im just dumb#anyway how tall do you think she actually is#art#murder drones#murder drones cyn#murder drones absolute solver#absolute solver#yes its khan pringles#expect more cyn and solver because im. they're a little silly#just noticed i mispelt drag sad face
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@narugen wrote the cutest HoshiMina fic that lives in my head rent free I had to draw them help
#hoshimina#hoshina soshiro#ashiro mina#okonogi konomi#kn8#kaiju no. 8#my art#I hope it's okay to draw for ur fics ksjhfds#hope you don't mind being tagged#if you do lmk i will remove it#such a cute fic i recommend it big time#this was before i read part 2 and now i am also severely unwell over part 2 KJSDHFS#idk where this hoshimina braincell has come from but i'm rotating them in my head like a microwave
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first kiss ☀️
hi. I don't usually share my writing because it's usually pretty rough and I'm shy about it but this bit goes with this image. I always keep coming back to the night they get together at trito's apartment because it's everything to me
It’s soft. They didn’t expect this, perhaps something more passionate, rougher, as if he had been kept waiting with a desperate hunger; more sensual, considering what they were about to get into. It wouldn’t have been out of bounds for him to do so. Given everything they remembered about him, of course. But his lips are firm and unmoving, pressing his against theirs, neck held with intent as if to pose them perfectly to greet him, still only hardly gracing their body as if to not overstep. Even now, in the gesture, he seems to restrain himself, but Kinoga recognizes that the manner of it was wholly intentional. He wanted this. And he wanted them to reciprocate. And so they do.
also this page happens before this comic
biting and tearing and whatever. The gesture is really not strictly romantic or anything, Trito's just a very touchy person...it wouldn't be out of bounds for him to go smooching his friends for fun. There's still intent to it though, there's still clearly some strong emotions coming through, Kinoga unsure of it but still wanting to see where he takes it, but because it's their first time getting familiar since reuniting on the surface, they let him. downhill spiral from there <3
#whatever. sick of them#I have a bunch of scenarios that have been microwaving in my mind for a while#imagining this so vividly#my art#splatoon#trito#kinoga#splatoon ocs#suggestive#<- not reeeally but mostly for the readmore things#tritonoga#octolings#rrghhh. care about them so much#kinoga is irresistible to him in this moment.................he missed them so much and can't believe they're here and he can hold them and#whatever!!!!!! ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if anyone perchance ever wanted to know everything about them I have a silly little powerpoint about it#anyways. really happy with this. I should do more 1 page comics#the formatting of it was so clear in my head#first kiss
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thinks about ashe winters and immediately takes one billion psychic damage
#jrwi pd#ASHE FUCKIMG WINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!#putting them ina microwave in my mind and cooking them for five minutes on the popcorn setting
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Something something Minthara with her hair down something something danger women being a menace together
#yes I'll finish this someday#probably after I'm done with my first play and see how it ends#meanwhile I'll just rotate the dynamic I have in mind for them like a microwave#something something partners where one is visibly dangerous and the other is dangerous bc they can convince anyone of anything if they want#my art#minthara#baldur's gate tav#baldur's gate 3
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Glinda did not know that Elphaba could pick her up.
#wicked#wicked fanart#gelphie#theyre so silly#just *rotatates them in my mind-microwave*#my mindcrowave??
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Sketched a little while back and cleaned up for day 5 of Ryuubowl Week (Reunions) :] so-called "free thinkers" when partner's shoulder comfortable and omnibus lamp warm 😴😴😴
#my art#tgaac#RyuubowlWeek#asoryuu#kazuma asogi#ryunosuke naruhodo#tgaa#dgs#the great ace attorney#tried a 'fuck around and find out' rendering style#i like how it came out!! but while i was working on it i was exploding them both with my mind#microwaving each of them 40 minutes at a time#etc etc#(standing in the corner of the room) they don't know I literally wrote Great Exhibition 2 on the poster#dai gyakuten saiban
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Unbelievably uncoordinated (besides playing soccer and running for her life) Robin was actually great at skipping rocks. Even better at finding the best ones to skip. She knew just how to spot and hold the good stones, where to place them in her palm. How to flick her wrist, how to be fast.
She started inviting Steve to her favorite side of the lake after they’d settled they were more than workplace/survived-torture-and-monsters-together friends, late August heat plastering her bangs and painting Steve pink. He always seemed to glow in the sun, the same sparkle she knew drew everyone to him in school.
Steve was still recovering from Starcourt - they both were - and his chest would tighten up after bending down, still bruised and sore, so he would mostly drive them there and soak it all in; her chatter as she searched for the right rock, jokes about Mrs. Click and Tammy, her nightmares about the guards and the laser beam and the dripping flesh beast they’d barely escaped. He chimed in from time to time, adding how Tammy’s cousin Maryanne was a bad kisser, told her about the time Mrs. Davis wouldn’t let him into class when he was late, late because Tommy and Carol had had a fight and almost burned his house down the night before. But he mostly listened, striped shirt riding up his mole-covered belly, and smiled at her as she skipped stones hour after hour.
Arm tired, they’d get milkshakes and he’d drop her off. Waving goodbye to Steve, she always thought the same things: that she was lucky to be alive. That it felt good to ripple some surface of this godforsaken place, especially with a friend. That she really did know how to pick ‘em.
#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#stobin#platonic stobin#stobin fic#stobin drabble#they are my two best friends#I rotate them in the microwave of my mind#two homies and I’m their third#sorry duffer bros they belong to moi
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