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i made a speedpaint of this, but it didn’t record properly :') i dont care tho bc i fucked up so much during it

anywhay heres some stoned gamer boyf riends

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Hej-hej! I really love your writing! I’d love to request something! S/o shopping, picking flowers, anything like that with the boys, respectively. Then some rowdy jerk, as S/o bends over to get something, slaps their booty. And how the slashers would react! Could u make it gender neutral?

I really want to see Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Lester Sinclair, and Bubba Sawyer in this situation T^T

I know it’s a lot of characters so if it’s too much I totally get it, and obviously add whoever you want as well.

I’m remaining anonymous because I’m super shy haha

Thank you! lol! I love this idea! I did headcanons so it is kinda short! Sorry!

On to the story!

Warnings- Violence.

Slashers x Y/n facing a creep.

Thomas Hewitt!

If it was near the house, Murder, tortured, and skint alive. Tommy will not tolerate this at all.

If it was out in public, he would give them a death glare and have Hoyt pull them over and "take care of them" later.

As soon as Tommy deals with the creep, he's going to check on you and make sure you are ok.

Expect to have a "big scary guard dog" By you for at least a few weeks.

He would also have you stay inside a bit more so it won't happen again.

Micheal Myers!

Out of public sight? They are dead, right then and there.

In public sight? Micheal will follow them home and murder them there.

Micheal Is hella overprotective, if someone even glances at your butt, they will have their eyes stabbed out.

He would try to convince you to stay home and cuddle with him if he doesn't want to go with you and go shopping. (He wants to keep you safe)

Another Big scary guard dog.

Jason Vorhees-

In public? Dead.

Out of public? tortured then dead.

If he doesn't want to waste his time killing the creep, he will pull a snow-white and call a bear or something to kill the creep.

He will check if you are ok so many times, he is so worried.

Not really a big scary guard dog more of an "Ima just swing this knife at anyone that goes near y/n."

Lester Sinclair!-

Lester will just cut off their hand and say "Thanks! I needed a hand".

Lester is protective when it comes to you. (and Jonesy)

If he doesn't get to the creep, then he will have Bo and Vincent deal with him.

He gets worried for you right after, he makes sure you are ok, and well.

He will be like the little dog at someone's door when you knock that just goes barking.

Bubba Sawyer!

Dead. Dead. Dead. whether you two are in public or not.

If he can't kill them, his brothers will for them.

Bubba is going to turn into a big scary guard dog for the day

He is hella worried, he will carry you the rest of the day

He just got real protective now.

END NOTE! Sorry if this is short! Thank you for the request! Request are open, I just may get to them slow! That's all I have to say, Have a lovely day<3

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Fryst Yoghurt - Michael Clifford | Foreigner!Reader Series

@faakelanadelrey asked me to do an imagine in the Foreigner!Reader series where the reader is Swedish. I hope you like this, babe! :) xx

Pairing: Michael x Swedish!reader

Warnings: Immense load of fluff 

Words: 916

Summary: Michael hears his girlfriend Y/N talk to her parents on the phone and gets intruiged by the language she speaks. He asks her to teach him a few words. 

“Ja, mamma, (Yes, mom)” you sigh, putting your hand on your forehead in frustration, “Ingen, mamma.(No, mom)” You’ve been on the phone with your mother for about an hour since you arrived at Michael’s house and texted her that you arrived safely in Los Angeles. You and Michael met about a year ago when he was in Sweden, writing the Youngblood album with Carl and Rami. You were working in the same studio too. A student job as cleaner of the studio and tuning and stringing of instruments. It wasn’t the greatest, but it was fun. And it landed you an amazing date with Michael Clifford.  A year later, the two of you are still going strong and since Michael had a couple weeks off, you decided to go and visit him in LA. That didn’t go without the frustrating calls of your worried mother. You loved her, but she had to let you go at some point. You weren’t a child anymore. You could travel on your own to the other side of the world. “Jag är hos Michael’s (I’m at Michael’s) Ja, jag är hydratiserad (Yes, I’m hydrated). ja jag åt (Yes, I ate),” you turn around to find Michael standing near the door of the bedroom with an amused smirk on his face. “Jag måste gå (I got to go). Vi ska shoppa för mat (We’re going food shopping),” you tell her, rolling your eyes. Michael tries to stifle his laughter, pressing his lips together and covering his mouth with his hands. “Hej då mamma (Bye mom). Vi hörs snart,(Talk to you soon)” you finally hang up your phone as you let out an exasperated sigh.  “It’s hot when you talk in Swedish,” he tells you with a smirk, walking up to you to wrap his arms around your waist. You rest your head against his chest and sigh.  “It wasn’t that hot a conversation,” you tell him. Your mom put you in a bad mood suddenly. You wished she would’ve just asked if the flight went well and what you had planned on doing for the rest of the day. Not if you got there safely, if Michael gave you water and food and if you wanted to come home. You loved your mother but she could be so smothering. Being with Michael should’ve been a breeze, a gasp of fresh air. Or that feeling you get when you’re finally above water again. It somehow didn’t feel like that.  “Your mom’s worried about you, Y/N,” Michael tells you and kisses the top of your head. You sigh and step away from him a little, far enough he could still hold onto your waist.  “I know, but it’s kind of suffocating, you know?” you tell him and he nods.  “You know what? We’re going to get some frozen yoghurt and then we’ll go grocery shopping,” he suggests with a smile on his face, “I know how froyo always cheers you up.” A smile appears on your face now too.  “You know me so well,” you state happily before leaning up and kissing him on his lips. The two of you got ready to go out and have some frozen yoghurt, and once you’re there and have taken a spot in a booth, Michael starts asking questions he has never asked before.  “Could you teach me some Swedish?” he asks as you take a spoonful of yoghurt in your mouth. You freeze for a second, because of the question and the ice cold goodie in your mouth, making you shiver a little from head to toe.  “Sure, what do you wanna know?” you ask once you’ve swallowed and gotten over the cold.  “What’s frozen yoghurt?”  “Fryst yoghurt,“ you reply.  “Spoon?” he holds up the brightly colored spoon he’s eating his froyo with.  “Sked,” you reply with an amused smile on your face, “Why do you wanna know all this?” you then ask, laughing a little.  “Because, I just heard you talk in Swedish to your mom and I find it an interesting language. I wanna know how to speak it, so I can impress your family when I get to meet them,” he explains, and you could swear you saw the boy in front of you blushing a little bit.  “Aw, that’s cute, Mike,” you say, your heart melting like ice cream in the sun at how adorable your boyfriend is. “Ask me more words,” you then command sweetly. You want to teach him some Swedish. Your parents would be impressed with that. Plus, it’s really cute how much Michael cares about something as stupid as impressing your parents.  “Jag älskar dig,” he suddenly says after a couple more translated words. You look up at him, eyes wide. You hadn’t taught him that. Neither has any of you said the three worded sentence.  “How do you know that?” you ask him, very surprised.  “We’ve been to Sweden a couple of times, babe. That’s one of the first things our fans taught us. It’s the only sentence we know in multiple languages,” he tells you sheepishly. An endeared smile falls upon your face as you look at him, spooning yoghurt into his mouth.  “Jag älskar dig också,” you say the words back in Swedish, which makes him look up. The most beautiful smile you had ever seen is plastered on his face.  “I hope that means ‘I love you too’, or else things would be really weird right now,” he says, jokingly. You throw your head back, laughing, widening the smile on Michael’s face. He is immensely in love with you and no one could take that away from him. 

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What’s On in Copenhagen: November 2017

It’s dark, cold and all-round miserable outside. But the Christmas markets open this month, so in our books that makes everything all right! Plus, you can satiate your inner nisse (elf) with J-dag, gløgg-brewin at Torvehallerne and heaps of other fun things to do like exhibitions, gigs and club nights.

Here’s what’s happening in Copenhagen this November:

Wednesday 1st November

International Vegan Day

A global celebration of all things vegan down at Kultorvet; free tastings, take-home recipes and the opportunity to learn what veganism is all about.

    Thursday 2nd November

Artist Talk with Christina Capetillo

Architect and photographer Christina Capetillo, whose focus is on changing landscapes and places characterized by human interference, discusses her work.

    Friday 3rd November

J-dag

The very evening that delicious, liquorice-infused Christmas beer hits bars and bodegas all over Denmark, accompanied by cheeky nisse (christmas elves). Don’t sleep on this special Jul tradition, it’s only around for ten weeks each year! Go and grab some Christmas cheer(s)!

    Friday Night Delight

Kick the weekend off right at Absalon’s club night with a candlelit meal, live music and lots of cocktails! Perfect for the more refined pardee animals.

    Saturday 4th – Sunday 5th November

FindersKeepers Market at Lokomotivværkstedet

See some of the best handmade design around at this beloved market, including ceramics, jewellery, furniture and more. Tickets are only 40 DKK for the day and 70 DKK for the weekend if you order pre-sale here. This year there will also be a kids design section, so you can find everything you need for the little ones, too.

    Saturday 4th November

Singalong at Huset’s Biograf

Belt out tunes from Baz Luhrmann’s Moulin Rouge. Cinemas are shadowy places, so no holding back on those top notes plz.

    Sunday 5th November

Fleamarket at Student House

The summer flea markets might be over, but thankfully the Student House is here for your bargain hunting fix. Clear a space in that closet.

    Tuesday 7th November

Sci-fi Evening at Tycho Brahe Planetarium

Calling all conspiracy theorists and sci-fi geeks: this is your dream evening! Attend a lecture examining what might happen if we did get a little visit from some tiny green men. Well-known sightings and areas of paranoramal activity like Area 51 and Roswell act as a guide for the evening’s speculations, followed by a sci-fi flick.

    Wednesday 8th November

Feel Freeze x Sweet Sneak

Dreamy electronic duo Feel Freeze are joining up with food studio Sweet Sneak to bring you a concert of sensory and music delights.

    Thursday 9th November

Design with Nature

A talk looking at the various projects working to integrate building, urban space and nature to enrich community spaces. The lecture will be held by Rasmus Astrup, partner at urban development consultancy SLA, along with Flemming Rafn Thomsen, partner at Tredje Natur architecture firm.

    Friday 10th November

Gin Cocktail Workshop

Go beyond the usual G&Ts and master the art of some fancy, gin-infused cocktail recipes at this boozy workshop.

    NYHAVN CHRISTMAS MARKETS

Christmas is coming early to the quaint streets of Nyhavn when the markets open up from now and throughout December. Cash in early and get your decor going for the festive season.

    Sunday 12th November

European Outdoor Film Tour

Inspiring stories told against breathtaking backdrops from around the world.

    Monday 13th November

Improv Workshop

Fancy yourself a bit of a comedian? Get out of your comfort zone and test the waters at this fun Improv Comedy workshop.

    Tuesday 14th November

Perfume Genius at DR Koncerthuset

Seattle-based singer Mike Hadreas, a.k.a. Perfume Genius, plays songs from his emotion-infused pop-rock album No Shape that dropped this year.

    Thursday 16th November

Bingo Banko at Absalon

Everybody loves Bingo right? But no one more so than the Danes. It’s a great way to hang out with the local community and win ALL the prizes!

    Friday 17th November – Saturday 23rd December

JULEMARKED: HØJBRO PLADS

Homemade glühwein, bratwurst and REINDEERS down at Højbro Plads German Christmas market. The perfect post-shopping spot to bulk up on Christmas sparkle.

    Saturday 18th November

Historic Drug-Scare Cinema at Huset’s Biograf

A mix of fascinating shorts, trailers and outtakes spanning 60 years of American drug-scare movies. The captivating footage demonstrates how far moviemakers went to shock-scare their audience into saying no to the doobie (spoiler: it didn’t work).

    Sunday 19th November

Gløgg at Torvehallerne

Come and warm your cockles with Torvehallerne’s gløgg brewing afternoon. Gløggologists will be doing their best to impress passers-by. Fingers crossed for lots of free samples.

    Tuesday 21th November

Cult Film Quiz

Movie buffs assemble! This is the night to prove your worth at Huset’s Cult Film Quiz. Come and test that obscure knowledge.

    Wednesday 22nd November

Science & Sustainability

An open discussion on climate and sustainability, led by Copenhagen University professors Katherine Richardson and Stanley Johnson. No scienctific knowledge is required, just bags of curiosity.

    Thursday 23rd November

Queen-themed Bingo

We’re not exactly sure how this works, but basically it’s BINGO sound-tracked by QUEEN. That’s all you need to know, really.

    Friday 24th November

Black Friday

Save some dollah and treat yourself to all the discounts online and about town; it’s been a looooong old year!

    Saturday 25th – Sunday 26th November

Copenhagen Latin Festival

Dance workshops – including Afro Cuban, Rumba, Rueda, Salsa, Reggaeton- as well as shows later on in the evening at Støberiet. Get your one-two, cha-cha-cha on.

    Monday 27th November

The Horrors at Lille Vega

English indie rockers, The Horrors, went uncharacteristically quiet for a couple of years. But now the ghoulish guys are back with new material: Something To Remember Me By, already being hailed their best album yet by the Guardian.

    Wednesday 29th November

Museum Lates

Explore the Zoological Museum after hours on a unique guided tour. Say hej to the giant Misty and hang out with the whole stuffed animal crew.

    Thursday 30th November

Sleep Party People at DR Concert House

The Copenhagen-based brainchild of multi-instrumentalist Brian Batz, Sleep Party People is dreampop at its finest.

    Ongoing in November

Crossing Borders at SMK

Artists have always crossed vast distances looking for something undiscovered and original, and on occasion, sometimes for just pure adventure. A selection of works from greats of the European art world between 1300 to 1800 focussing on those that went in search of their inspiration. Highlights include: Andrea Mantegna, Peter Paul Rubens, Corbelius Norbertus Gijsbrechts and Rembrandt van Rijn and much more.

  Micheal Kvium Circus Europe at Arken

Visual Danish artist Michael Kvium is setting up his circus of the absurd at Arken. The exhibition centres around the European identity and community in a time governed by xenophobia, fear and tension. Kvium takes the political and social scenes of life in contemporary Europe and places it under the big top for all of us to gawk at.

      Stanley Kubrick – The Exhibition

The Kunstforening GL STRAND presents the first exhibition of its kind in the Nordics, an exclusive look into Kubrick’s visionary workroom. Constructed from movie excerpts, interviews with Kubrick himself and colleagues, as well as old archive material, get a glimpse into the movie master at work.

      Masterpieces. From Degas to Hammershøi at Ordrupgaard

A wonderful opportunity to experience the works of some of the greats from Ordrupgaard’s Danish and French collection, including Edgar Degas, Claude Monet, Auguste Rodin, Paul Gauguin, Vilhelm Hammershøi and several others.

There will also be the opportunity to view the galleries extensive collection of pastels, rarely exhibited previously. These include Degas’s ballerinas in the rehearsal room and portraits by Renoir and Manet of life in Paris.

  Don’t forget: all the 2017 Holidays & Flag Days are here.

If you’re a business or organisation that would like us to add your event to next month’s calendar, please contact us at hello [@] scandinaviastandard [dot] com. Thank you!

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A-Z knižní TAG

U zahraničních blogerů jsem narazila na A-Z bookish survey tag a hned jsem začala přemýšlet, co bych v češtině vymyslela k písmenu Q nebo X... No a když mě konečně něco napadlo, bylo škoda si neudělat komplet českou verzi. Takže tady to je! Kopírujte, stahujte grafiku, postněte svoji verzi na blog (a určitě nasdílejte link), nebo mi napište do komentářů. (Tohle je mé první zapojení do nějakého tagu, hej a dobré, asi zkusím další. Nějaké tipy?)

Autor, od kterého jsem četla nejvíc knih

To bude plichta – J. K. Rowlingová a Jo Nesbø. Každý úplně jiný, ale oba skvělí. Navíc jsou oba autoři pro mě dost osudoví. Harry Potter mě přitáhl ke čtení a možná vzdáleně ovlivnil i volbu vysoké školy, Jo Nesbø mi z velké části nastartoval kariéru v knižním byznysu. A za obojí navíc nevděčím jen sama sobě – Pottera mi kdysi přinesla spolužačka Míša a k Nesbømu mě přitáhl Marek Turňa z KNIHY ZLIN. 

Bookoholikovo pravidlo číslo 1

Takových pravidel už jsem vypotila desítky, ale pokud mám vybrat jedno, tak třeba „Jediná snesitelná kocovina je ta knižní“.

Citát z knihy, který bych si zarámovala

Na jednu zeď bych si pověsila: „I guess love’s kind of like a marshmallow in a microwave on high. After it’s explodes it’s still a marshmallow, but, you know, now it’s a complicated marshmallow.“ a na druhou „When God gives you no lemons – make nonmonade!“ První citát je z knížky Graffiti Moon a druhý je jedním z mnoha mouder Caitlin Moranové.

Důležitá kniha mého dětství

Z dětství si nejvíc ze všeho vzpomínám na Krásu nesmírnou. Hlavně tedy Babu Jagu, jak je tam ta velká ilustrace, kde letí v moždíři. Bože, kolik nočních můr jsem kvůli tomu měla. Dneska už by to rodiče tak malým dětem na čtení nedávali, ale my jsme asi byli nějaká drsná generace. Musím ale říct, že vzory typu když je na tebe macecha zlá, podpal pod ní chalupu ze mě neudělaly žádného devianta.

E-kniha, audiokniha, nebo papírová kniha?

Momentálně úplně všechno. Nejčastěji tedy čtu e-knihy, protože drtivá většina knih v mé read poličce je v angličtině a čekat měsíc na Booksepository se mi většinou nechce, takže lovím akce na Amazonu. Předplatné už mám ale i na Audible, tam si velmi pečlivě vybírám a testuju, jak mi sedí vypravěč. Když to klapne, může být audio i stokrát lepší než text (viz Smut). Na papíře kupuju hlavně české knihy, ze zahraničních pak ty, o kterých vím, že se k nim ještě vrátím. Tlustým knihám sluší čtečka, trénovat bicepsy tolik nepotřebuju, papír je must have, pokud se hodně povede obálka a zpracování, popř. máte knížku plnou fotek a audioknihy bývají mým nejmilejším společníkem, když jsem nemocná a musím mít ruce pod peřinou.

Fiktivní postava, se kterou bych pravděpodobně chodila na střední

Fakt bych chtěla říct, že bych chodila s nějakým super oblíbeným borcem a vysněným knižním boyfriendem, třeba Ezra z Illuminae by byl pro šestnáctiletou holku dost slušný úlovek. Ale úplně narovinu si myslím, že by to byl pravděpodobně nějaký semilooser z knih Johna Greena. Asi Quentin z Papírových měst.

Gejzíry emocí ve mně vyvolala kniha...

Eleanor & Park od Rainbow Rowellové. Připomněla mi, jak jsem byla poprvé zamilovaná, jak jsme si nahrávali písničkové mixy na kazety a na zdi věšeli plakáty oblíbených kapel z Bravíčka, jak jsem byla pyšná na svého prvního walkmana a strašně jsem se styděla chytit kluka za ruku, byla jsem malá, neduživá, s hrozným účesem a tehdy mi to vůbec nepřipadalo cool. To až teď, to až jsem si přečetla příběh Eleanor a Parka.

Hahaha, u téhle knížky jsem se smála nonstop!

Takový ten upřímný smích na plnou pusu mívám s Evženem Bočkem, takový ten trochu pokřivený totální trapností situace pak u Caitlin Moranové, takový ten ííííí, to je roztomilé u Hildy a takový ten to je boží, to musím hned tweetnout u Oprásků.

Chci, aby vyšlo v češtině

Tak to by mohlo být na dýl... Mně se občas podaří něco protlačit na vydání, co se mi však nepodařilo je např. Lovely Vicious (jako YA fiction je to na české čtenáře možná moc hardcore, říkali... a contemporary popravdě moc nefrčí), pak jsem se pokusila udat i Croak (prý moc morbidní, ani můj nápad dělat pikniky na hřbitově nezabral) a naposledy jsem doporučovala The Hating Game (zatím nevím, jestli to klapne).

I když nemám čas číst, vždycky si najdu chvilku na knihy od...

Hned, jak se mi dostanou do rukou, musím začít bez prodlení číst cokoliv od Samanthy Shannonové, Joa Nesbøho a Mariany Zapaty.

Jedna kniha, kterou bych si vzala, kdybych uvízla na Měsíci

Marťana od Andyho Weira. Sice jiné vesmírné těleso, ale tipuju, že bych to tam s ním mohla přežít. Jako první bych samozřejmě zasadila brambory...

Kniha, kterou asi nikdy nedočtu

Annu Kareninu, ta ženská mě přivádí k šílenství.

Lituji, že jsem jako malá nečetla...

Tak ne úplně malá, ale mrzí mě, že když mi bylo čerstvě náct, neexistovalo moc young adult jako plnohodnotný žánr. Četli jsme Lenku Lanczovou, Tolkiena a to bylo asi tak všechno. Teď si to vehementně vynahrazuju a u většiny knih si říkám, že kdyby mi bylo patnáct, bude se mi to líbit ještě milionkrát víc.

Moje oblíbené místo na čtení

Doma čtu hlavně v posteli a na gauči. Postel je lepší, protože náš gauč je zakletý a každý na něm za tři minuty usne. Kdyby nebylo trapné spát s výhledem do kuchyně u největšího okna v baráku, vyměnila bych jim místo.

Nejlepší druhý díl v sérii?

A Court of Mist nad Fury, pokračování série Dvůr trnů a růží od Sarah J. Maas. Je asi tak bambilionkrát lepší než jednička, navíc mě dosud žádný autor tak nepřekvapil v tom, jak úplně překroutil víceméně danou linku kdo se s kým kamarádí a kdo je čí nepřítel. I kdyby vás první díl nebavil, vyplatí se sáhnout po dvojce. Navíc je hodně tlustá a vydrží vám.

O kterého knižního hrdinu jsem se nejvíc bála?

Já se vždycky nejvíc bojím o Harryho Holea. A konec Přízraku byl pro mě totální infarkt! Ten chlap jednou zabije sám sebe. Jen tak mimochodem, hrozně se těším na filmovou adaptaci a na rozdíl od všech, co kibicují, že není Harry hezký a je vysoký a blonďatý a kdesi cosi, Michael Fassbender je podle mě skvělá volba!

Právě čtu

Včera jsem jednu dočetla, takže teď nic, až tohle dopíšu, něco vyberu. :-D

Q&A na tělo: Nikdy bych nikomu nepůjčila...

První vydání Kamene mudrců s obálkou Galiny Miklínové. Jednak je to už úplná salátovka, druhák je to nejmilejší knížka v mé knihovně, kterou už nikdy nedám z ruky. Tou to všechno začalo...

Retelling, který originálně překroutil původní příběh

Měsíční kroniky od Marissy Meyerové. Nikdo nenapsal lepší retelling než ona, nikdo! Legrační je, že když tuhle sérii někomu popisuju, tak se vždycky strašně divně tlemí a kouká na mě, jako bych se zbláznila. To máte tak, první díl je o Popelce a odehrává se to v Čín�� hodně v budoucnosti a Popelka je kyborg a na bále ztratí nohu. A Karkulka je farmářka a zamiluje se do zmutovaného vojáka, co vypadá jak vlk. A Locika má satelit na oběžné dráze a hackuje... a obočí stoupá stále výš a výš. Jenomže Marissa Meyerová je zatraceně dobrá, takže si to koukejte koupit.

Spánek jde stranou, když čtu...

Posledních 40 % jakékoliv knihy Joa Nesbøho. Ještě před půlkou to jste schopni odložit, ale pak už to nejde, prostě ne, i kdybyste natisíckrát chtěli. A protože toho Nesbø napsal už spoustu, otázka „Spánek, nebo Harry Hole?“ je už natrvalo zakořeněná v mém slovníku. 

Tři nejoblíbenější knihy

Touhle otázkou jsem si na sebe upletla pořádně tlustý bič. Jsem si celkem jistá Fénixovým řádem, je to můj nejoblíbenější díl Harryho Pottera. Pak by se do téhle trojky dostala asi Muriel Káji Saudka – neumíte si představit tu bojovku, když se rozebíral mizerný náklad Andělů a vědělo se, že tak za 3 dny už nebude v republice ani kus. A teď už jenom jednu, je jasné, že bych chtěla napsat ještě tak deset. Dejme Kostičas Samanthy Shannon.

Ukaž knihovnu

Hele!

Vytáhni 13. knihu zleva z 1. police odspodu

WC knihy aneb co čtu na záchodě

Na záchodě čtu výhradně povídky, sloupky a vlastně cokoliv, co má kapitolky na tři strany, které na sebe nenavazují. V tomto režimu jsem přečetla třeba knížku Jak se stát Britem a od 15. srpna 2016 louskám P.S. Ani Geislerové.

Xkrát jsem četla...

Ježiš, já zas budu muset říct Potter. Ale kromě něj ještě Jane Austenovou. Mimo Pýchu a předsudek je moje nejoblíbenější Anna Elliotová.

Young adult kniha, kterou by měli číst všichni bez ohledu na věk

Z young adult fiction to bude určitě Eleanor & Park, v tom se najde strašná spousta lidí. Co se týče fantasy, tak hodně univerzální je Maggie Stiefvaterová, píše fakt krásně a doporučila bych třeba Ve znamení Štíra.

Ze které knihy by měli udělat film?

Z Kostičasu samozřejmě! Práva jsou sice už prodaná, ale jestli se něčeho dočkáme, to se pořád neví. Na plátně by moderní scionský Londýn versus zablácený Syndikát vypadali skvěle. Ty trhy a uličky, aukce, hospody, rozpadlé domy a stará divadla... A kdyby hrál Jaxona Halla Benedict Cumberbatch, jdu kupovat lístky hned teď! 

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Hej-hej! Thank you so much for writing that! You absolutely made my week. It wasn’t too short at all, I really enjoyed it! If you're up for it I have two small ideas. S/o who collects animal bones and how they would react. Said S/o gifts the slashers skulls or any other bone really haha, and what the boys would do.

Like last time I would love to see Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Lester Sinclair, and Bubba Sawyer.

Your my favorite fic writer btw, have a wonderful day! <3

Aweee Thank you! When I was younger I had an animal skeleton that I tried to carry with me everywhere lol- I was like 6 at the time. lol, again thank you<3!

On to the story

Warnings- Animal bones, none. Just fluff

Slashers x Animal bone collecter Y/n

Thomas Hewitt!-

His heart melted when you gave him an animal bone as a gift, he loves the gift so much<3

You gave him a whole skeleton of a animal before as a gift and he now has it as a decoraction in the basement, its one of his favorite things in the basement.

He gives you little gifts back<3

Tommy is so happy about your little gifts he shows them to Mama Mae

He will get you animal bones for your birthday

Micheal Myers!-

He finds it badass, he loves it.

The RZ! Micheal would draw every bone you give him in a little book and will put them in a little area, the Og! and Peepaw Micheal will decorate their rooms with them.

Micheal will get a little confused and give you human bones and animal bones after he goes on a killing spree. He can tell the difference sometimes

Micheal used to collect rat and human bones, so he finds it cool.

He loves the little gifts you give him.<3

Jason Vorhees!-

His heart melts like wax, He cherishes the gift you gave him.

Every time he goes out he will look for bones to give to you for your collection

He will hang up every bone you give him on the walls of a room in the cabin.

He gets so happy he will run to show Pam, She also loves the bones

He will play a Micheal and be a bit confused and give you human bones of the victims-

Lester Sinclair!-

Lester collects bones too! His heart melted when you gave him one as a gift<3

Every bone you give him goes up in his truck, he loves to look at them every day<3

You once gave him a small skeleton for his birthday, and he nearly cried of happiness.

He will place a kiss on your hand while saying "Thank you sugar!" after every gift

He will show them to his brothers and they love it! (You may have to grab a few for Vincent to draw lol)

Bubba Sawyer!-

He also has a little collection of bones<3

Every gift you give him goes up on the walls of the house.

Omg, He gives you animal bones every single day, no one really knows how he manages to get all of the bones.

Showers your face in kisses after each gift<3

He tied string around the little bone and wears it as a necklace.

END NOTE! Thank you so much for the request! Requests are open I just may get to them slow! I forgot what I was going to say lol, Have a very lovely day!