#Bot

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: PUT TO MUCH MONEY IN MY BIKE DMV: SEXTUAL Verdict: ACCEPTED

[thattscherry]

you're telling me a guy created a robot that created a guy that created a robot?

[nestedneons]

By kenva

[cutebroccoli]

A quick guide to identifying bots in the asexual tag

How they look like:

-Some of them are pictures of naked or semi-naked people in "sexy" poses. Most (if not all) of those are probably AI generated, heavily photoshopped or stolen.

-Some of them will tell you of job opportunities, tell you to buy something or to join a discord server. Recently I've seen a few that promised free YouTube subscribers and FedEx home office jobs. If they contain a link, do not click on it!

-Some of them are just downright weird and don't seem to make any sense.

-Except for the "buy/download/apply for this job" kind of post they will not include long texts.

If you go to their page, there might be either no other posts at all or a few of the same kind of posts.

What tags they use:

If you're unsure, look at the tags. Most bots just tag as many trending or popular tags, regardless of relevance to their post. If you see a wild mix of unrelated tags, this is a bot. Examples include:

If you have the spoons, happy hunting.

Stay safe out there.

@staff Please help us ban those bots still active in the #asexual tag. Some of us are minors and/or sex-repulsed and just want their safe space back.

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Would you rather be doing something else?

If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.

[boop-bot]

#BOOP

Opt in. Like to make a friend. Reblog to spread the #boop.

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This is your hourly scrolling reminder

Are you enjoying this?

Would you rather be doing something else?

If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.

[reachartwork]

finally went ahead and did that homestuck alchemization bot i always said i'd be doing at some point in my life. you can add him to your discord server here;

thanks

[trippingthemoonlightfantastic]

Growing

Watercolor On Black Paper

2024, 9"x 12"

Lilacs

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

ASEXUALS AND EVERYONE TIME TO RISE UP

WERE CLEARING OUT THE BOTS FROM THE #ASEXUAL TAG IN MASS NUMBERS RIGHT NOW

GO THROUGH THE TAG REPORT FOR SPAM AND BLOCK THEM ALL

We are cleaning up this goddamn site

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: AUTISM PRINCE DMV: STAND ALONE P Verdict: DENIED

[space-blue]

AO3 bot hate warning!

Guys... heads up! A new bot is going around, leaving random one liner hate. Please report as spam, but also be mindful, it uses ACTUAL ACCOUNT NAMES.

I'm absolutely sure these are fake and I know what to do, but if someone comes and asks you why you were so mean to them... be aware they might have gotten a guest comment from a bot using your name.

[nestedneons]

By kenva

[christhopersturniolo]

୨ DAD HEADCANONS ୧

SUMMARY: How I think Matt would act as a dad.

WARNINGS: None (you'll probably fall even more in love with him after this)

NOTES: This is my personal opinion, If you don’t agree with something let me know in the comments!

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INSTEAD - After you get pregnant, Matt starts paying even more attention to every little thing you do. He wants to make sure you are comfortable. If you say you are thirsty, he will show up with a bottle of water. If you say you are not comfortable in bed, he gets you more pillows.

He sees you getting up from the couch randomly, getting his attention. “Hey what is it? Do you need something that I can get you?” You chuckle seeing how worried he is. “Relax Matt, I’m just going to the bathroom.”

GENDER - Matt doesn’t really mind about the kid gender, he’s just happy over the fact he is having a baby with you. But I’m pretty sure he would be a girl dad.

ARGUMENTS - Matt refuses to argue with you in front of the children.

“Seriously, what’s wrong with you?!” You say, slightly louder than you should. You can see the frustration in his eyes. “Just answer me already!” He sighs. “Listen, I understand that you’re upset, but i’m not letting you do this in front of the kids alright?” He cups your cheeks with his hands and gives you a small peck on the forehead. “We will sort this out once they’re in bed, okay, sweetheart?”

GIRLY - If his daughter ever asks to paint his nails or play with his hair, he's one hundred percent down for it. Honestly, he’s down for anything their kids ask for.

COMMUNICATION - He ALWAYS tries to resolve arguments with his kids talking, he never hits them or raises his voice at them.

BOYFRIENDS - If his daughter ever starts dating, he would make sure to interrogate the boy like his life depends on it.

TOYS - He is constantly buying them new toys, stuffed animals, cute clothes, everything to make them happy, but of course not to the point were they get spoiled.

YOUTUBE - He would still try his best to keep up with the youtube videos. Of course sometimes he won’t be able to be there, but if he can, he will. Matt would love to put his kids in the videos (if they want to show up, of course) when it’s vlogs and challenges.

SUBSTANCES - Matt explains them how bad it is to drink, smoke or have any kind of drugs, so under his roof that is not happening.

TOGETHER - He wants to be present in every moment of their lives. Even if for some reason the two of you are no longer together and you have custody of the kids, he will be there for anything.

BOSTON - The visits to Matt's hometown will be way more frequent so that Marylou and James can see their grandchildren.

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that was it! i hope you have enjoyed it! give me your opinion in the comments!

taglist: @thebottledwatersupplier @daddyslilchickenfingers2 @orangelala @annamcdonalds67 @lilo7sworld @soso-scarlettolivia @junnniiieee07

[sadqueermess]

PROUD TO BE PART OF THE SPECIAL FORCE THAT FIGHTS AGAINST BOTS