#michael the distortion has ramen hair

[eye-prophet]

What is michael's hair is just ramen noodles. Like i have a teacher whos hair looks like that and it reminds me of him, like even colorwise its similar.

Im gonna draw him with ramen hair.

Like this is the idea, i sketched this in 15 mins and added the ramen in picsart so sorry its wonky

[collective-delusion]

WARNING about creatures who call themselves “ANGELS”:

Angels are more popular than ever in our culture, commonly appearing in books, movies and video games. Many even believe angels are benevolent spirits who watch over them, but BE CAREFUL. True angels are VERY powerful and mean, they are DANGEROUS and should NOT be summoned or communicated with.

Spirits who call themselves angels may not be harmful IF they are truly innocent spirits who just happened to pick up the “angel” label. It is important to know how to recognize how to tell spirits who call themselves angels from True Angels.

Everyone deals with spirits now and then, be they local ghosts or the patrons of local holy sites. They may call themselves angels or Gods, but they are neither. Common traits of spirits that may call themselves angels are:

1. Ephemeral appearance or invisibility.

2. Bodies that pass through physical objects.

3. Echoed or distorted voices.

4. Relatively friendly or at least accessible to the average seer.

5. They ask for small favors or gifts, often petty requests, but not necessarily easy to do.

6. It is always important to be respectful to spirits, though it is good to know that to do not like rock salt, smoke or metal and do not cross running water.

Common spirits are limited by their history, location and elemental properties. 

How to tell if you are dealing with a True Angel:

1.True Angels are large, often much taller than humans, with bodies made of fire* that may be humanoid, wheel-shaped or abstract. They are not affected by the constraints of common spirits and can travel freely through solid objects and water if they wish. 

2. Be wary of astral beings with these names:

Metatron, Abbadon, Raphael, Ezekiel, Michael, Tzaphkiel, Ahriman, Samael, Gabriel, Eos, Seraphiel, Netzach, Azrael, Themis, Ganymede, Galatea, Eremiel, Salamandastron, Asteria, Hemera, Aetna, Phythia, Zephon, Vasariah, Epiphron, Esra, Hadriel, Sariel, Eupheme, Philosyne, Lyco.

3. Look at their eyes- a True Angel’s eyes will be gold and it will hurt to gaze into them.

(Note: DO NOT make prolonged eye contact with any astral beings you are unfamiliar with)

4. As a rule Angels tend to hate highly processed products and react poorly to contact with them. Keep a small pouch of powdered drain cleaner or a ramen flavor packet handy to sprinkle on any suspected angels.

5. True Angels will not have petty requests. They will ask for much, often more than you can give, and will promise great rewards. DO NOT make deals with angels if you value your life.

A good rule of thumb is to NOT accept gifts, quests, weapons, animals or children from any type of spirit, but is especially important to not accept gifts from Angels.

If you think an Angel has taken interest in you, you can disguise yourself by hiding many different religious tokens on your body and not showering or washing your hair. It is also possible to escape them by hiding underground.

Should you see an Angel, report it immediately to your local temple.

*fire here refers to astraflame, a type of fire that exists partially in the astral plane and that can hold solid shapes as well as transform. It has been replicated under controlled conditions by master alchemists, but if allowed to escape from its container it will fly directly up into the sky indefinitely, never to be seen again. 

Good luck and happy astral travels! -Mod Loam