#michael sheen keeping it gay bless him

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Neil Gaiman accidentally wrote a gay self insert 30 years ago and my man has been trying to no homo himself out of it ever since 💀💀💀 Michael Sheen hitting them with the ✨“best buddies” ✨ we see you

they renamed the lovers card featuring azicrow to 'the duo' in the tarot deck.... neil is claiming this was based on a miscommunication from his side. apparently the accompanying guidebook still refers to them as lovers at one point. neil also said 'sorry' jdshdsj

ShGzioxcl this is so beautiful. Amazon said “we won’t separate them Neil but I hear you brother we can do a little no homo while keeping them on the same card”

[helpmeimblorboing]

So, I was thinking - it seems unfair that I just keep all info on my projects to myself up until release day, right ?

But also I can’t exactly start posting about all of them. That would be chaos

So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m gonna make a poll - where y’all can vote on which project I talk about first, or most

If there are any specific topics from my projects you would like to see info on, my inbox is open - plus, you can comment it below this post

And for those who don’t know, these are my projects -

1) Crimson Redux - a fully original story about a world where supernatural forces, dictated by the influences of three godlike (and mostly unknown) entities - Alexithymia, Dysthymia and Dysphoria. Follow James Barker, the son of a serial killer, as he tries his best to navigate his way through this world, dealing with love, loss and action as he does

2) Lion’s Mane (WIP title) - This is just a retelling of the story of Alexander the Great and his lover Hephaestion

3) Take My Heart - A modern AU, and supremely angsty Patrochilles fanfic where Achilles is the heir to a massive corporation dissatisfied with his life, and Patroclus is the indie musical artist whose videos he comes across one day

This is actually an excerpt from it

4) Tearing Tides - The story of an immortal, once Andromache, the wife of Hector of Troy, blessed with immortality by the Gods, following him through the years as he meets with ancient historical figures and fellow demigods alike, until he makes his way to modern day. Technically a PJO fanfic

5) Avatar Crew - An AU of The Magnus Archives where Slaughter Avatar Melanie King, Spiral Avatar Michael Distortion, Desolation Avatar Tim Stoker, Eye Avatar Jonathan Sims, and Web Avatar Annabelle Cane all get together to form the one big Avatar family, each member helping the others to feed, with occasional intercessions from a similarly symbiotic Hunt Avatar Daisy Tonner and Flesh Avatar Jared Hopworth.

At least, right up until Jon has a change of heart and leaves the Crew for less bloodstained pastures, rooming with Lonely Avatar Martin Blackwood

6) Sunlit Prince (WIP title) - A VERY barebones project, but basically a retelling of the Iliad and the stories preceding it from the perspective of Hector of Troy

7) Vine-wrapped Gold (WIP title) - equally barebones project, but basically a retelling of the Epic of Gilgamesh

8) Silver-sheen Traitor (WIP title) - perhaps the most barebones out of them all, but a slightly modernized (and very gay) retelling of the Bible from Judas’ perspective

Now, I can’t in good faith offer to post about the last three projects (mostly because I’m still trying to figure out what to do with them, and if I should even try) so please don’t comment about them

[littlewalken]

Dec 24

Well, after a scheduled thing that will happen the middle of this morning that hopefully involved ham I will be able to do as I wish with my time. At this moment I think maybe yeah I might be ready to start Umbrella Academy to see what the kids on my Tumblr lawn were talking about. 

Do I want to order an analog book or an ebook of something? The analog book will give me pictures. 

There are times I think about getting analog versions of some of the ebooks I have I kind of leave it to finding them in the wild. A good amount of the ebooks I’ve bought fall under the “need this yesterday and don’t live near a book store any more” category. 

I used to be able to walk to an enabling shopping center with a book store, two now three craft stores, a toy store, and a Target so I’d regularly make the hike and they’d tell me what I wanted. Had to give that up to get my own private bathroom. 

Then comes a reason to want to make a lot of the analog books I have in to ebooks just to save physical space so...

Someone said one of the things my “health plan” might cover is an in home someone who comes by to help do stuff around the house and give you relatively sane human contact. I might look in to that as the first step for my getting ‘the fuck’ out of this gay baby jail or what ever it is. 

All that could be done to put things in to work for the financial blessing I was told about have been done but now I’ve been told the results could take years if ever. I’ll be in no worse of a place than I was before if it doesn’t happen. 

New to David Tennant peeps should look for the shirtless Dr Who gallery if it still exists. The policeman’s helmet only pics we can’t post on this hellsite if you know what I’m talking about. Oooo, dis ain’t mah bedroom.

And you Umbrella Academy Klaus kids are missing everything if you haven’t seen the dumpster fire that is Young Blades 2005, you will want to protec Baby Louis with your everything because he is so pure yet sassy. And there is a film called A Creature done in Irish where Robert Michael Sheehan is just wow, he really can act, why do they keep typecasting him? 

It was searching this Hellsite for Robert Michael Sheehan stuff that crossed the streams with Michael Sheen and introduced me to Good Omens. But didn’t make me want to see it enough to stream. They can’t even get my TV signal to come in without glitching and resetting, I ain’t streaming shit around here. 

At least until I get a fancy enough Blu Ray player that gets Yew Chube and all that lot. My TV might be from the teens but it’s still a cheap one. 

Started a bit of a writing project. Got lots of cheap scratch pads to help me work on it which will be nice to use up finally.