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#mic spines around in his chair and does the evil genius leg cross fingers to the chin
s0fter-sin · 3 years
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i’ve had this Very Specific idea in my head for three months someone please take it from me
#its the cultural festival and the class is now 3-a#kaminari challenges mina to a boys v girls showing bc he fears no god#shinsou is in the back like ‘you have no idea what youve just done’#mina accepts and immediately gathers the girls to the staff room#she strolls in and all the teachers are intrigued/ mildly terrified when she walks straight past aizawa to mic#‘mic-sensei. the boys have declared war. will you be my general?’#mic spines around in his chair and does the evil genius leg cross fingers to the chin#‘whats the battlefield?’#‘the cultural festival’#evil grin ‘i accept’#cut to all the girls inone of the gyms and mic walks in with aizawa all of them in workout dance gear#mic announces their strategy: the cell block tango#so we have our hot erasermic tango moment as well as mic dancing in heels#mic demonstrates every solo with aizawa and the girls are like holy shit aizawa can dance#montage of learning the routine while mic teaches them and the boys try to peak in#they get a few of the boys from 3-b to be their partners tetsutetsu immediately volunteers bc hes a bro#then the festival happens#the boys go first and its pretty successful#then the girls go on#mic announces ‘and now the six merry murderesses of UA high school in their rendition of the cell block tango’#after the first ‘pop. six. squish. uh-uh. cicero. lipschitz.’ kirishimas like ‘we may have made a mistake’#each of the girls gets one of the solos Obviously yaomomo gets the french girl and jiro gets lipschitz#then the big ‘the dirty bum bum bum bum bum’ bit the curtains pull back further and every female senior joins in for the big group ending#just. mic teaching the girls cell block tango#go beyond plus ultra#bnha#present mic#mina ashido#kaminari denki#erasermic
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