#mic chats

[modern-inheritance]

Ever wonder what the combination of elf and human DNA in a body could do if an easily transmissible viral human disease encountered half elf defenses, acquired alterations to its structure (as viruses do) and then became transmissible to elves?

(Because I sure do!)

Glenwing: *staring very hard at Eragon one fine afternoon of sparring and training* Eragon: ....Can...are you...are you okay there, Glen? Glen: *suspicious squint* Eragon: ...Saphira could you uh...see what's up with him, he's kinda scaring me. Glen: You. Glen: You. Are a pandemic. Waiting to happen. Eragon: ???? Excuse me??? Glen: *turns and walks off muttering to himself about needing some books from Angela and Orrin to check some things and to get some surgical masks from Vilks*

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon when he's in a 'cuddle me, my fantastic love' mood and Arya is amused and humoring him while doing paperwork. He's just victorian woman'ed across her lap, hanging off her shoulder, making pitiful noises when she stops kissing him.

Saphira and Firnen are unable to stop their giggling. Arya is straight faced. Eragon is, again, making pitiful noises.

Arya: (straight flat voice) If you keep sounding like that, I'll give you something to actually whimper about. Eragon: (wide eyed pause) Eragon: (making much, MUCH louder pitiful noises) Arya: You're such a sucker for me, my favorite dumbass.

“More kisses please”

(via)

[writersmorgue]

Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.

Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕

[bamsara]

finally beat Narinder's boss fight last night. I scrapped by the skin of my teeth

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: *Pulling Arya aside after a meeting not long after they get back from that funny little jaunt across the Empire in Brisingr* Sorry, I just...I have to ask. Eragon: *very quiet whisper* Did I just hear you call Orrin a...*steels himself to actually say such a combination of words* a 'twatwaffle' after he made that troop movement suggestion? Arya: .... Arya: Fuck, I am REALLY going to have to get used to you hearing me now, huh? Damn Bloodoath... Eragon: ...Where on earth do you get these words from? Arya: Oh you'd be surprised.

[modern-inheritance]

Murtagh: .... I'd say 'what the feck, woman,' but we both know we're both on that ride. Arya: *cheery* Aaaay, back scar buddies! *raises hand for enthusiastic high five* Murtagh: *stares long and hard at this crazy elf he's been assigned to team up with* Murtagh: *sighs and gives her a mediocre high five* Back scar buddies, wooo....

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

[habibibasket]

I like my yuri with a side of doomed

⚠️ FLASHING LIGHTS & EYESTRAIN WARNING ⚠️

[menacarychamber]

Based off gianni voice requests for Doc

Clips are down here

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I drew this before but as a quick drawing

Clips i had to put in one video because tumblr is a meanie:

I don't wanna overdo the tags so i will write it here

In order for me to memorize character's voices in my head clearly i need to hear their voices repeatedly that case is easy with gabriel because we got a whole collection of him but for the madcom fellas all we get are short lines (except Sanford i can't escape it) so it's difficult for me to read fics for example and imagine the voices hhjdjesk

I forgot what to say next uh-

Right i thought doc sounds like a grandpa i mean i did imagine a calmer monotone voice but uhm what the flip i keep forgetting how deep his voice is even after years of the update i mean i am not complaining hank has every right to have a soft spot for doc me too

he tells me to kill I'd do it, anything for you Doc

I don't have to say anything about Deimos because you know Hans served

oh wait i do you know how I'd love to show all these clips i got of the va doing their thing like gianni trying out a deimos expression and deimos n Sanford streamer moment i want to show it i want to be silly and crazy *rattles the cage i put up for myself* but i need to hold back because this is not dm's

[vectorisheree]

I don't think I've ever mentioned it here but Milk is mute! He had his voicebox damaged from the skulk infestation and now chooses to communicate through writing and sign language

From the @daycarefriendpickup magma ^^

[3xtatical]

Not sure what version looks better so..

It's crazy how I can only draw mic that way. She gets the special treatment :V

[surelyimisheard]

just in case you die

[lily-claw]

VIGILANTES GONNA BE ANIME SOON??! LETS FUCKINN GOOOOO

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: Arya, what the FUCK?! Arya: Haha, nah, don't worry. I'm alright. Not my first time diving in like that. Shit, you should know that by now. We've been through like...two full scale battles and more than a dozen skirmishes while we were running around the Empire. Eragon: You still can't ju– Brom: *holds up a hand* Wait for it. Eragon: Wait for wh– Glen: Any second now. Arya: *goes sheet white and faceplants into the dirt* Brom: There we go. Glen: It's amazing to me that she still has a functioning spleen. Arya: *muffled* Fuck you both, I still took out their commander.

the whump fan’s dilemma

[writersmorgue]

Thanks anon!!

[fluffypotatey]

Tyler: Any new Wrangler Wrequests from our subscribers?

Dani: Yup.

Lilly: Kiss Javi.

Boone: On the mouth.

Tyler: ..........

Tyler: Well.

Tyler: If the chat demands it....

oh of course, only if the chat deems it so! more requests pile up from the chat and the Wranglers are no help either, jeering and catcalling while Tyler is red in the face and trying to pretend he isn’t flustered at all

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: *high out of his mind on painkillers* H..why…how are you just…just so tall?

Arya: *deadpan, half reading a scouting report* Could be taller.

Eragon: ??? Howwwwww, you’re already just…SO tall.

Arya: *slowly turns page* Could be doing a handstand.

Eragon: ………*dial up tone, doing the big maths, seeing the universe*

Eragon: Whoa.

Eragon: You’re right.

Eragon: Mind. Blown.

Arya: Uh huh. Go back to sleep.