#mic chats

[modern-inheritance]

Ever wonder what the combination of elf and human DNA in a body could do if an easily transmissible viral human disease encountered half elf defenses, acquired alterations to its structure (as viruses do) and then became transmissible to elves?

(Because I sure do!)

Glenwing: *staring very hard at Eragon one fine afternoon of sparring and training* Eragon: ....Can...are you...are you okay there, Glen? Glen: *suspicious squint* Eragon: ...Saphira could you uh...see what's up with him, he's kinda scaring me. Glen: You. Glen: You. Are a pandemic. Waiting to happen. Eragon: ???? Excuse me??? Glen: *turns and walks off muttering to himself about needing some books from Angela and Orrin to check some things and to get some surgical masks from Vilks*

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: Arya, what the FUCK?! Arya: Haha, nah, don't worry. I'm alright. Not my first time diving in like that. Shit, you should know that by now. We've been through like...two full scale battles and more than a dozen skirmishes while we were running around the Empire. Eragon: You still can't ju– Brom: *holds up a hand* Wait for it. Eragon: Wait for wh– Glen: Any second now. Arya: *goes sheet white and faceplants into the dirt* Brom: There we go. Glen: It's amazing to me that she still has a functioning spleen. Arya: *muffled* Fuck you both, I still took out their commander.

the whump fan’s dilemma

[writersmorgue]

Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.

Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕

[bamsara]

finally beat Narinder's boss fight last night. I scrapped by the skin of my teeth

[menacarychamber]

Based off gianni voice requests for Doc

Clips are down here

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I drew this before but as a quick drawing

Clips i had to put in one video because tumblr is a meanie:

I don't wanna overdo the tags so i will write it here

In order for me to memorize character's voices in my head clearly i need to hear their voices repeatedly that case is easy with gabriel because we got a whole collection of him but for the madcom fellas all we get are short lines (except Sanford i can't escape it) so it's difficult for me to read fics for example and imagine the voices hhjdjesk

I forgot what to say next uh-

Right i thought doc sounds like a grandpa i mean i did imagine a calmer monotone voice but uhm what the flip i keep forgetting how deep his voice is even after years of the update i mean i am not complaining hank has every right to have a soft spot for doc me too

he tells me to kill I'd do it, anything for you Doc

I don't have to say anything about Deimos because you know Hans served

oh wait i do you know how I'd love to show all these clips i got of the va doing their thing like gianni trying out a deimos expression and deimos n Sanford streamer moment i want to show it i want to be silly and crazy *rattles the cage i put up for myself* but i need to hold back because this is not dm's

[modern-inheritance]

Arya: *rubs temples* Arya: Babe... Arya: Take those off. Please. Fäolin: *hooks thumbs under band of said booty shorts* I like where this is going– Arya: And put something ELSE on, please.

[vectorisheree]

I don't think I've ever mentioned it here but Milk is mute! He had his voicebox damaged from the skulk infestation and now chooses to communicate through writing and sign language

From the @daycarefriendpickup magma ^^

[surelyimisheard]

all the homies love love handles

[perpetual-enjine]

Eraserhead: When we are tired and cranky, what do we do?

Endeavor: Take it out on the annoying blonde dumbass that won’t leave us alone.

Eraserhead: No, that’s no- wait, actually, you’re onto something.

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: pft, don't be ridiculous, that'd never happen. Quite some time later, in the Varden's camp... Glen: It's far too quiet today. Arya: That's usually my line. Brom: No, he's right. Eragon hasn't gotten into trouble for four days straight now. I'm starting to get hives. If something bad doesn't happen around him, and soon, there might be a catastrophe. Glen: Good to see you're just as superstitious as you used to be about the students you collect. Arya: Is it really bothering you that much? Brom: You have no idea. Arya: Alright, I'll fix it. Hey, Eragon! Eragon: *looks up* hm? Arya: What'd you name your sword again? Eragon: *raised eyebrow* Brisingr. Brisingr: *Immediately spouts fire out the top of its sheath, promptly igniting Eragon's shirt and trousers* Saphira: *watching her Rider frantically rolling around on the ground like a recently caught fish* Gee, I would help, really I would. But you seem to have found a new ability that you just aren't quite used to yet, and it's just so amusing....

I keep forgetting that fire will come out if I'm not careful. Imagine that every time you raised your arm, lightning struck the ground.

- Saphira, from Eldest, by Christopher Paolini

[koifsssh]

hey you,,,,,

pirates mmmmm pirates mmmmmmm

(you should totally draw that pirate ma

/nf ofc

I TRIED RENDERING.

maverick belongs to @thatthirstyweirdo

[modern-inheritance]

Eragon: *Pulling Arya aside after a meeting not long after they get back from that funny little jaunt across the Empire in Brisingr* Sorry, I just...I have to ask. Eragon: *very quiet whisper* Did I just hear you call Orrin a...*steels himself to actually say such a combination of words* a 'twatwaffle' after he made that troop movement suggestion? Arya: .... Arya: Fuck, I am REALLY going to have to get used to you hearing me now, huh? Damn Bloodoath... Eragon: ...Where on earth do you get these words from? Arya: Oh you'd be surprised.

[blueskittlesart]

having a broken laptop is all fun and games until. public embarrassment

[riacte]

false and ren being false and ren and cleo going 'i have always been impressed by the pair of you"

false to ren: can i shake you

...

false: staring into each other's eyes-

ren: -yep

false: -menacingly

false: you don't have any eyes though, which is somehow scarier than me having eyes

ren: ooh! we can flap this desk together

cleo: ... what?

false: like this?

ren: yup!

[false and ren flap the desks in unison]

...

ren, in a singsong voice: dadadada flapping

false: we're so talented! cleo, are you impressed?

cleo: i have always been impressed by the pair of you, maybe less so today than normal?

false: wow. okay. that's a good thing then i think, okay.

ren: that is a good thing!

[writersmorgue]

Thanks anon!!

[lunarneo]

🧟🧟 "Help me LEON!!!"