List of Fictional men I have a crush on because yes <3
#1 MEDIC - TEAM FORTRESS 2 (Lasted ever since I've known tf2 so give or take 3 years and going)
Reasons:
He's German
Tiddies
He's insane
Villain characteristics
Tall (6'1)
He's a DOCTOR that has a morbid fascination with ANATOMY
Needs sleep
Workaholic
Probably a coffee Addict
Sadist
AGE = EXPERIENCE
Not exactly on character but I really love it when ppl draw Medic with a bit of chub, for example @/sNeighbrhood on Twitter has this Medic OC Emil, and he has chub and it's just cuddly idk bible accurate Medic has a bit of stuffing
#2 SAMMY LAWERNCE - BATIM (Has last since chapter 2 came out so around 8 years and still going!)
(Go check out my Sammy blog @asksamuellawrence) Reasons:
Male wife material
He a strong boi
Goofy
His VOICE AUUGHHDNJFKS
Musical man
@inkdemonapologist Human design for Sammy.
(P.S. Go check out their work they do amazing stuff :0)
He's Insane <3
Villain
Tall HC (6'2)
Needs sleep
Grumpy ass man
Workaholicccc
#3 DR. SMILEY - DR. SMILEY'S FUNHOUSE (Lasted 3 years THIS GAME IS LOST MEDIA AND IT'S SAD TO ME)
Reasons:
Masked figure
His hair is so goofy
A doctor that is probably insane
Villain
ManlyBadassHero's interp. of Dr. Smiley's voice
(Idk it just gives me life)
AGE = EXPERIENCE
Probably tall lmao
#4 SILCO - ARCANE (Lasted 3 years aka since the show came out and is still going quite strong)
Reasons:
Visual appeal
His VOICEEEEEE
A Villain (ARE WE SEEING A PATTERN?)
TrAuMa
His animation (I walked like Silco for a very long fucking time without even realizing it after first watching the show)
AGE. EQUALS. EXPERIENCE
SHORT KING (5'9)
#5 VIKTOR - ARCANE (Lasted since I got back into the show so about 1 year)
(I can make that exact face) Reasons:
Russian/Slavic in origin (AKA his voice)
Skinny ass dying man
Visual appeal
Queer Subtext??? (WAITAMINUTETHISISN'TMYBEDROOM-)
In need of a Divorce Arc
Will hopefully have a Villain Arc in Season 2
EVEN SHORTER KING (5'8)
#6 RUVYZVAT/RUV - FNF MIDFIGHT MASSES (2ish years by now)
Reasons:
Russian man
Tall as shit (8'11 and I think 9" standing fully)
Comfy ass looking clothing
A quiet boi
A total loner and Introvert
Protective of Sarv <3
#7 ADAM - HAZBIN HOTEL (Since the final episode of S1 came out so 5 or 4 months)
Reasons:
Visually to me he is appealing under the mask
Alex Brightman
I wanna steal his clothes
"Let himself go since Eden" WE NEED MORE CHUBBY ADAM APPRECIATION
I wanna nom his wings
His hair looks like ears in the photo and I wanna ruffle them
That thing on his chin Idk the technical term for it
Alex Brightman
Rock 'n' Roller (Introduced me to School Of Rock and Stick It To The Man)
Da Villain
#8 ORIN SCRIVELLO D.D.S - LSOH (2 years and going!)
Reasons:
A greaser
Has a fucking cool ass Motorcycle
I want to steal his Gender
I want to BE him/hj
SaDiSt
An Antagonisttt
Sick ass song (DENTIST!)
Goofy ahhh talk
Introduced me to Greasers and got me fixated on those for a while month
Silly ass death scene that made me so upset the first time I saw it
DREAM ROLE IN ACTING!
HONORABLE MENTIONS!
CONNOR - DETROIT BECOME HUMAN
RALPH - DETROIT BECOME HUMAN
GABRIEL - ULTRAKILL
DR. MASACRIK - PSYCHO CUTIES (I do NOT support the artist but I do like the show!!!)
Anyway Yah that's it, there's more but I literally haven't slept at all. Good night!! <3
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