#mf: danijel subasic

[mariomandzho]

WOULD YOUR VATRENI BOYFRIEND GET FACIALS WITH YOU? another self-indulgent request fulfilled by mariomandzho.

suba: yes.

ćorluka: absolutely, gets the most expensive one they have to offer and books a doggy spa for his dog.

šime: he’s the one who suggested getting facials

mario: says no but he’ll go if it makes you happy

luka: as long as they don’t touch his hair

domo: suggests getting a different type of facial... 

dejan: no but needs one (maybe he’ll go with mo and tell you later)

lovre: yes

rebić: lol no he’s already perfect thank u

rakitić: no, no homo

jedvaj: he’s already got the supplies for facials at home

kramarić: you’ve got a 50% chance of him saying yes

perišić: no

i do not accept criticism

[mariomandzho]

CROATIA NT BOYS AS TYPES OF ROMANTICS this totally started out as shit posting with @vatreniworld & is now actually a thing. feel free to expand as you like!

–  Suba is the diehard romantic of the group. Arrives in tow with a dozen red roses and a full itinerary for the night, which probably includes an upscale Italian restaurant. He opens the door of his sleek black car for you, hums Frank Sinatra as he walks you to the door, and his hair is gelled back and his suits are always crisp and freshly pressed. He knows just what to say and can sweep any ingenue off her feet! Danijel “I’ll have your daughter home by 10” Subašić, honestly.

– Dalić is an extremely sensible romantic, and knows exactly what he wants. He isn’t a hard-nose, no-nonsense guy in his romantic life by any means, but he won’t jump into a relationship that he can’t see going the distance. He mainly looks for someone that he can talk to openly and unwind with. 

– Šime keeps a gap between his personal and private life. Knowing that he can tend to be a goof ball, he at first attempts to keep his significant other away from his work and teammates, not wanting her to think that he isn’t dedicated or can’t be serious about a relationship. However, this quickly changes depending on the woman he is with; if she’s able to break down his walls of insecurity, he won’t hide anything from her and they’ll be as much best friends as they are soulmates. Someone with a sense of humor, but also a rational side, is essential. Road trips, museums, hiking and kayaking; they do everything together. 

– Mario knows that women find him attractive and can be extremely charismatic. He’s flirtatious and doesn’t really consider the consequences of starting new relationships, even as previous ones are ending. He moves along in relationships easily, but rarely talks or publicizes his private life so most people, even those closest to him, don’t know who his current fling is. However, when he is dedicated to someone, he’ll be dedicated to her completely and his heart will be hers entirely. He won’t jump into commitment for just anyone, but once he finds the one he’ll be able to broach the idea of moving in together and taking the next steps in their relationship. Mario “Your Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too” Mandzukic.

– Luka is the most loving of the guys, tbh. There isn’t anything he wouldn’t do for his partner and he’ll be extremely affectionate and touchy-feely with them. His love is more open than say, Mario or Šime, because he is genuinely proud of his relationship and the person he is with (he couldn’t be with someone who he didn’t feel proud of). His partner is the person who makes him happiest and the person he showers with tenderness – that said, he isn’t as willing to set down roots until he is confident that his partner is able to deal with his erratic schedule without it causing them grief.

– Domo is usually excited to be in relationships. He enjoys being with someone and being able to share special things with them–memories, inside jokes, which he’ll bring up often, and plans for the future. He acts like a giddy schoolboy when his partner is dressed up or sends good morning texts, genuinely happy about the fact that he is someone’s person. He’ll openly brag about his partner and talk about her all the time, and though his enthusiasm isn’t always well received by his team mates he isn’t afraid to go on and on about your vacation or the joke you made about his bedhead that morning. 

– Dejan is smooth. That’s all I’ll say. He can flirt like a motherfucker and make his partner weak at the knees with his words. But, Dejan is better at creating an image of a relationship (champagne, flowers, chocolates, smooth-talking...) than he is at actually having a relationship, which is why they often fall through the cracks. However, when he finds the one, he’ll find himself completely at a loss for words, utterly entranced by them and unable to hide behind his outer layer. His phone is cluttered with photos of her, texts to her, and calls from her; he will be the first one to say ‘I love you’ even though he can hardly come to terms with why the different dynamic shakes him to his core, and leaves him wanting more. 

– Lovre is an incredibly soft romantic and his affections bleed through in soft caresses, private whispers, and actions other people would hardly take notice of – always having his hand on the small of his partners’ back to guide them, standing behind them protectively, or cleaning up the living room before leaving their apartment, long before they ever wake up. Out of the blue, he’ll send his partners songs that remind him of them, and he delights in it when his partner returns his love in a similar way. If you want to know if Lovre is in love with someone, watch as he stands behind them – he’ll lean down to whisper in their ear, to make a comment or joke, and laugh huskily at their reply before his cheeks tinge with a blush. 

[mariomandzho]

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