#meth anon

[wolfram-but-art]

Just recently saw your human Archimedes fellow and he’s such a goofy goober I love it. Do you think the mercs ever taught him any of the dance taunts / he picked up and mannerisms from the mercs?

Can’t be associated with the mercs if you can’t do the kazotsky kick.

rraahahhhH!!!!!! thank you!!! Archie is very much a goober fgysgfe and they most likely would!! at least it seems logical he's learn/see them at one point or another and he definetly picked up the merc's mannerisms (they're mostly verbal mannerisms, such as words in other languages/ sayings (Spy's French cursing, Dell's "darns!" and "dag nubbits!" and even Medic's nervous "aheh"s) he's deffinetly picked up some of Sniper's knife skills and accents from all around the base, seriously he can be talking and you would not be able to tell which accent is the primary one, each word is accented diffferently (Dialectologists hate him!!! see how!!!) he probably (once he's more grown up) also picks up a lot of self soothing behaviours on hs own like playing with his hair (slicking it back, twirling it ect.) or his fethers

anyways here are a few taunts that i liked (including the new Medic one (with his new cosmetic aswell)) no kazotsky kick tho, i found it's too hard for me to draw, sorry

[emiliosandozsequence]

calling me a lipstick lesbian when i go around dressed like a twelve year old boy 💀 calling me european when i'm literally half puerto rican 💀💀💀💀 like please be serious

[joffyworld]

i will also offer the olaf pillow

Bro why's he look high as shit what the fuck happened is he okay????

[bunnywan]

those posts are so funny to me….just say you hate obi-wan and only like boring characters and go u don’t gotta write a whole ass thing to justify it

the thing is like !! people can not like obi-wan (you have horrid taste but ok) it’s the extreme hypocrisy and delusion for me. you can not like obi-wan, but how are you gonna say “obi-wan never worked hard a day in his life.” like CMON. that is a laughable take. it’s fucking absurd !!

and these people hate obi-wan so much partly bc they love anakin so much, but the way they read anakin leaves him defanged and unlike himself and fucking BORING. if you like anakin: like him with your whole chest !! don’t act like he’s a little soft boy who never did anything wrong cus obi-wan abused him growing up or something.

[asktomandsylvester]

Would either of you like catnip?

Tom just recently left for work

Catnip in this universe basically counts as either Marijuana/weed or meth in this universe

[aftonsparv-bugzz]

Any recommendations for Homestuck fan artists?

:33 < hmmmm.... well im not too sure but youcould check out gewbz, saradiation, methvapes, autisticaradiamegido, stridersword, joyusanarchist, and disabled-stuck !! if you already know these artists, please tell me !! these are all some amazing homestuck artists im following on tumblr !! :33

[bloodydeanwinchester]

you've done cocaine before??

hmmm i guess i didnt think before i put that information in my tags lol but um when i was in like my early twenties i dated a guy who introduced me to the world of recreational drug use. aka he did drugs sometimes for funsies but it wasn’t like an all the time thing and every once in a while if i wasn’t too scared of whatever it was they were doing i would do it with him and his friends. but this was like over 10 years ago at least and it’s not something i ever do anymore…..

[mousemilf]

You're saying I should switch from addy back to meth right? Please? Please? I hate snorting these candy-ass pills good lord just tell me I can start tweaking again

you know what if thats how you wanna interpret it. i dont think you need my permission

[weapon13whitefang]

You like Undertale too? 🤩 I think I almost love your page. You’re nice. You’ve been in so many fandoms and aren’t toxic. You’re creative. You’re so cool! Thank you for being so nice and introducing me to so many ships and fandoms I’ve never seen. Also for getting me into Bethyl and Merth (I don’t like calling it the other thing).

I'm sorry it took me so long to reply back to this! You are so very sweet. My health has been absolutely horrible so this really made me smile like I can't explain. Thank you!

Also yes! I love Undertale. Recently fell back into it, funny enough. Someone sent me a link to a fic and welp! Down the old shipping rabbit hole I went hehe. It's such a fun and unique game. And the soundtrack is the best :D So yeah! Love me some Undertale.

I don't consider myself that creative but that's sweet of you to call me so. Honestly I have an overload of stuff in my head that I gotta go through and it's always hard to pick what to work on. I feel more disorganized that creative lol.

Being toxic is too much energy. It's being hateful for no reason. I don't get it honestly. Yeah I know what it's like to not like something or not be a fan of something but it's called a block button or the good old ignore and scroll on. Don't gotta be so hostile. Laaame.

Also yaaay! Welcome to the Meth and Bethyl fandom :D There's so many other creators for it I could suggest if you would like. I'll just tag all the peeps for Meth and Bethyl goods :D the Bethyl community has its moments but overall it's usually very full of kind people. So I know they would agree when I say we are so happy to have you! Also even though are ship name is hilarious, the Meth shippers are awesome folks! They'd say Hell yeah to having you aboard the ship ^_^

[cutterdirk]

Oh my goooddd that gave me another idea,,, karkat being handcuffed and riding Bro's face,,, his legs shaking and just being so desperate through the pain of overstim and bro is just having the time of his life <33

that’s SOOOOO fucking true. bro would love tying him up/cuffing him/putting him in collars n stuff bc obvi (haha funny puppet and control motif)

[twinkbasement]

Also stop doing meth

im going to start doing meth for u

[clit-a-cola]

i meant to cancel the ask where i tell the obvious non drug user to grow up because like accidentally doing PCP sucks i do not recommend that but my finger slipped so. oh well it’s in your inbox now

Ok actually yeah let's take a side bar here what IS up with PCP usage? I have never done it and I have never heard of a single person having a good time on it like what the fuck actually gives??? Why are people still intentionally doing the drug that, for all intents and purposes, just makes you hallucinate being eaten alive by spiders while mariachi music plays???

[clonekisser]

What would that polycule be like?

I'm not good at coming up with ideas atm but I think it would be cute :) like keeping eachother in check and stuff, maybe normalize but like you know, the horrors

[kieran-culkins]

What kind of drugs have you done

yeah

[madame-fear]

Meth

I had to look at my phone camera and say "It’s a joke, get it?" and form a circle on the side of my head with my index finger so the FBI doesn’t arrest us

[little-star-bun]

or js being not sick might fix it too but its ok

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I'm literally trying not to fall asleep babes