#meth anon

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

In the quaint village of Willow Creek, nestled beside a whispering willow tree, lived a peculiar fellow named Methanon. Methanon wasn't your typical villager; he possessed a mischievous twinkle in his eye and a heart brimming with unconventionality. One day, a traveling circus arrived, bringing with it a dazzling array of performers, including the enigmatic Evan Peters. Their eyes met across the bustling marketplace, a connection sparking between them that defied explanation.

Their love story was anything but ordinary. It was a tale whispered in hushed tones and celebrated in joyous bursts of laughter. Then came the astonishing news: Methanon was expecting a child. The village buzzed with excitement and bewilderment, a whirlwind of speculation swirling around this unusual pregnancy. Evan, ever the steadfast companion, stood by Methanon's side, his unwavering support a beacon of love in the face of uncertainty.

Meanwhile, Jeff Ward, a longtime admirer of Methanon, found himself consumed by a cocktail of emotions. His admiration for Methanon bordered on obsession, and the news of the impending arrival only intensified his feelings. In a moment of impulsive desperation, driven by a misguided desire to connect with the expectant parent, Jeff performed a peculiar ritual—he gently licked Methanon's stomach. This odd act, meant as a symbol of affection, unexpectedly led Jeff down a dark path. He found himself drawn to a dependence on a strange and potent substance.

The arrival of the baby brought joy to Willow Creek. The villagers learned to celebrate the unconventional, embracing Methanon and Evan's unique family. Jeff, with the support of his community and the encouragement of Methanon and Evan, began a journey of recovery, his misguided act a stark reminder that even unconventional hearts require understanding and care. The tale of Methanon, Evan, and Jeff became a legend in Willow Creek, a testament to the power of love, compassion, and the importance of supporting one another, no matter how unusual the circumstances.

methanon parental era

[nunyabizness2024]

I'd like to make this post real quick just to pre-emptively let anyone know who's trying to message me looking for findom/tributes/gifts/financial compensation of any kind that you need not even dm me as I wont be sending anything ever even if I wasnt dead broke lol that being said anyone who isn't looking for payment id love to submit for you or sext or anything else by all means please dm me if what you're looking for is sexual not financial I'd love to hear from you. Please include the key words "no tribute" in your first message to me if you want me to respond otherwise I will assume you are someone with a fake account trolling for money, plus it means you didn't bother reading this whole thing and that's just lazy-dom energy anyway. ✌️

[wolfram-but-art]

Just recently saw your human Archimedes fellow and he’s such a goofy goober I love it. Do you think the mercs ever taught him any of the dance taunts / he picked up and mannerisms from the mercs?

Can’t be associated with the mercs if you can’t do the kazotsky kick.

rraahahhhH!!!!!! thank you!!! Archie is very much a goober fgysgfe and they most likely would!! at least it seems logical he's learn/see them at one point or another and he definetly picked up the merc's mannerisms (they're mostly verbal mannerisms, such as words in other languages/ sayings (Spy's French cursing, Dell's "darns!" and "dag nubbits!" and even Medic's nervous "aheh"s) he's deffinetly picked up some of Sniper's knife skills and accents from all around the base, seriously he can be talking and you would not be able to tell which accent is the primary one, each word is accented diffferently (Dialectologists hate him!!! see how!!!) he probably (once he's more grown up) also picks up a lot of self soothing behaviours on hs own like playing with his hair (slicking it back, twirling it ect.) or his fethers

anyways here are a few taunts that i liked (including the new Medic one (with his new cosmetic aswell)) no kazotsky kick tho, i found it's too hard for me to draw, sorry

[emiliosandozsequence]

calling me a lipstick lesbian when i go around dressed like a twelve year old boy 💀 calling me european when i'm literally half puerto rican 💀💀💀💀 like please be serious

[inkykeiji]

When did rei realise that her son was drowning in drugs? Did he have an accidental overdose like at natsu’s birthday party when she was near or did he just admit to it while conversing with her? im so curious abt these little details, u seem to do such a great job at humanising fictional characters

anon first of all i love u thank you so much for your compliment omg!!! it really made me smile so big hehe (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) i am always so flattered and excited when someone wants to know more about the lil worlds i’ve created; they’re so special to me and they mean so much to me and i love them with all my heart, and i love being able to share them with you!!! i’m always super excited to talk about them!!!

this is a phenomenal question and something i haven’t actually thought much about before you brought it up! touya’s drug use definitely goes on for a LONG time before rei begins to clue in on it; especially since touya is so meticulously organized and hellbent on keeping his private life private. he’s in his early twenties when his drug use is discovered.

she’s actually a bit shocked when she finally finds out, to be entirely honest. touya had been exhibiting some signs of use; his pupils were always either pinpricks or the gaping size of the moon, he constantly had the sniffles, his pockets jingled with the tap of narcotics against plastic, and sometimes his speech would speed up considerably—a stark contrast to his usual apathetic drawl. but these are all tiny symptoms, and they’re easy enough to write off…until she catches him cutting pills on her kitchen counter, with one or her favourite knives.

her presence startles him; she isn’t supposed to be home for a couple hours, and he had only just stopped by for a minute or two between jobs, so he definitely isn’t expecting to bump into his mother. he doesn’t try to make excuses when she catches him, either. just kind of shrugs in a it is what it is type of way, sweeps his halved pills off of the counter into his palm, and brushes by her with a brisk gotta go, see ya later. she tries to confront him about it again, goes on about her disappointment and her concern and her fear, but touya’s never listened, and he isn’t about to start now. she’ll just have to accept it, just as she’s learned to accept everything else.

[joffyworld]

i will also offer the olaf pillow

Bro why's he look high as shit what the fuck happened is he okay????

[bunnywan]

those posts are so funny to me….just say you hate obi-wan and only like boring characters and go u don’t gotta write a whole ass thing to justify it

the thing is like !! people can not like obi-wan (you have horrid taste but ok) it’s the extreme hypocrisy and delusion for me. you can not like obi-wan, but how are you gonna say “obi-wan never worked hard a day in his life.” like CMON. that is a laughable take. it’s fucking absurd !!

and these people hate obi-wan so much partly bc they love anakin so much, but the way they read anakin leaves him defanged and unlike himself and fucking BORING. if you like anakin: like him with your whole chest !! don’t act like he’s a little soft boy who never did anything wrong cus obi-wan abused him growing up or something.

[asktomandsylvester]

Would either of you like catnip?

Tom just recently left for work

Catnip in this universe basically counts as either Marijuana/weed or meth in this universe

[ask-calico-jack]

drug recs for a first time drug doer? I've drunk alcohol obviously but never done anything harder.

Other than booze which I love, Rhino Horn is definitely my favorite. Helps me get shit done but is also fun. But it's not like that for everybody. Eddie basically only does it when he's in a mood and Mary doesn't fuck with it at all, she's more of a stoner than a tweaker. Weeds fun every once in a while. I don't really like opium because you just sit around and nod off. You feel really happy but you don't do much and I like to be doing shit. Can't have a coconut war on opium, and it's a bit of a waste of medical supplies anyway. I basically only do it if there's nothing else on the boat. Mushrooms are great for an afternoon, kinda like weed in that it's for a special occasion where you want to sit around and giggle at stupid shit. You know if you mix mushrooms with lemon juice it dissolves em a little bit and it doesn't last as long but it hits you way harder.

[aftonsparv-bugzz]

Any recommendations for Homestuck fan artists?

:33 < hmmmm.... well im not too sure but youcould check out gewbz, saradiation, methvapes, autisticaradiamegido, stridersword, joyusanarchist, and disabled-stuck !! if you already know these artists, please tell me !! these are all some amazing homestuck artists im following on tumblr !! :33

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

At a recent concert, Justin Bieber delivered a heartfelt performance of "One Less Lonely Girl," but what made this moment extraordinary was the surprise guest in the audience—actor Evan Peters. As the emotional lyrics filled the venue, Evan couldn’t hold back his tears, overwhelmed by the music and the atmosphere.

In a touching display, Evan joined Justin on stage, his voice ringing out in unison with the chorus, “I’m one less lonely girl!” This unexpected duet turned an already special night into an unforgettable experience for fans. The connection between the two performers was palpable, adding layers of authenticity and vulnerability to the moment.

Fans erupted with cheers as they watched Evan, known for his roles in various hit series and films, be swept up in the emotion of the song. Witnessing the iconic artist serenading the talented actor created a vivid scene—one that celebrated not just the music but the bond formed through shared experiences and emotional expression.

The concert served as a reminder of how music can transcend boundaries and bring people together, creating a unique and intimate atmosphere for both the performers and the audience. As Evan left the stage, it was clear that the night had left a lasting impact—not just on him, but on everyone present. It was a perfect fusion of art and emotion, one that fans wouldn't soon forget.

edible kicking in rn

[transsexualism]

kranknation straight up looks like a meth blog url like they used to use tweakernation and methnation all the time

thank you (?) this is not something i ever thought of or known about

[bloodydeanwinchester]

you've done cocaine before??

hmmm i guess i didnt think before i put that information in my tags lol but um when i was in like my early twenties i dated a guy who introduced me to the world of recreational drug use. aka he did drugs sometimes for funsies but it wasn’t like an all the time thing and every once in a while if i wasn’t too scared of whatever it was they were doing i would do it with him and his friends. but this was like over 10 years ago at least and it’s not something i ever do anymore…..

[agapi-kalyptei]

you are actually a comedic genius and i mean that with my whole heart

they should add microtransactions to Patreon so every time i make you laugh you could send me like $0.01. I would probably make as much as on Spotify. I want a graph like this:

On left it will be how many people fell in love with me thanks to my joke, in the middle it's how many people i made laugh or blow air from their nose, and on the right it's how many youtubers steal my jokes

[gardenerian]

HI mel (: What's your favorite Gallagher siblings moment?

you mean other than all of them???? sibling moments are EVERYTHING to me they make my life worth living asdfhkj but! today i am thinking about s6 (still laboring over that meta i am not a healthy person 😇)

and that scene??? where they're all waiting up bc franny is crying and crying and debbie isn't accepting help yet 🥺 and ian comes in after his first day at work bc they asked him to come over 🥺 they're all so happy to be together 🥺 s6 really starts the like. disentanglement of them all? like their storylines become so detached BUT! i love this scene. all the little touches and hugs. even frank passing the joint to ian makes me so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 debs bringing franny down bc she heard ian's laugh WHAT??? it makes my heart ache for fiona and i miss carl in that moment - but it's just such a quiet little scene that i love very much 🥺

[mousemilf]

You're saying I should switch from addy back to meth right? Please? Please? I hate snorting these candy-ass pills good lord just tell me I can start tweaking again

you know what if thats how you wanna interpret it. i dont think you need my permission