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cattatoir · 1 year ago

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What if we were two supernatural beings from diametrically opposed factions, neither of which encouraged or explained true agency or emotional maturity, and we spent millennia building a rapport with each other and slowly committing acts closer to our unspoken shared cause rather than our factions’ and our only defense was the semblance of antagonism and dedication to our factions’ aesthetics and ideals until we had to speedrun acknowledging our true feelings and ideals under pressure from an almost almighty being who’d carefully reviewed all our interactions before engaging us?

#cmo's log #it’s just so funny to me #metatron the home wrecker #metatron is like someone who saw that some annoying white man made less than his wife and was uncomfy with it #and showed up in a bodysuit and called him daddy #except obviously aziraphale is way better than that #but had less defenses and crumbled in about as much time #blah blah blah good omens #edit: listen #listen. I know what I’ve said here but please don’t make that image I referenced in the tags a reality #I am b e g g I n g

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