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Ryan told me the reactions are priceless when kids ask what happened to monica and they tell them that i quit my job, got engaged, cut off my parents and moved to the city. Yall im a local legend... i Escaped The Trailer Park

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Unite Six Justice League Jada Toys Metafigs!

In conjunction with the release of the new Justice League film, Jada Toys will be releasing their new line of die-cast Metafigs. These Metafigs include Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Cyborg, Batman in what appears to be a new version of his costume, and yes, even Superman. Each Jada Toys Metafig measures at 2.5” and is priced to sell at $4.99. But fans of Batman, Wonder Woman and Flash will be…

[mossfig]

Science: capitalism is destroying the earth, we are all going to die

Brands: dont worry we got this

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Oscar blessing my bedroom 🌈

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So we are putting out these target brand mugs today, and they say the dumbest shit ever like "shopping is my cardio xD" "unfortunately im AWAKE xD" and my favorite, the worst of them all, a pair of 'nerdy' glasses and the words "GEEK ON FLEEK" and im puttin these babies on the shelf so fast youd think they were redhot im just boom boom boom boom like i dont want to be seen with one and then a coworker comes over. And shes like what do these say. And i think finally. Someone to suffer with me. I hold out the GEEK ON FLEEK for her to witness and she smiles and says "thats cute. Those are cute :3" so i, a coward, pulled my lips tight to my teeth and said "mhm :)", and i just know im going to have to answer for this when i get to hipster hell? Folksy!St peter is gonna call me a little bitch .

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Karkat time

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Frozen roads, take me home

To the place I belong

Minnesota, April blizzard

Take me home, frozen roads

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Arguing with children

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An especially magical tree in my neighborhood

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Straight couple at the park-- inspired by real life, art by me

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Im pretty good about talking to people in professional settings. calling my bank, asking for help with shit, ordering at restaurants for myself and my shy friends, but telling the ring engraver that i need my lesbian wedding ring for my gay partner to have "no homo" written on the inside is... challenging

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Public announcement

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I drew this on my phone with my finger! :>

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I had the best day of my life today?

-homestuck good

-homestuck fandom so fucking good

-i caught 2 shiny pokemon?????????

-one was a magmar which is my favorite shiny design of all time

-got to see one of my favoirte artists and it was an unforgettable night overall

-in bed with pen now fallin asleep :'

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Im a bit tipsy rn so excuse my nonsense but its really dawning on me in perfect clarity that my parents are neo nazi flat earthers. God im so lucky im gay, but also. God fucking dammit do i need to get away from here

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So. Well, okay. This is embarrassing.

Before the epilogue dropped I pulled a single tarot card for each of the characters. I think my results were pretty goddamn accuarate. Especially dirks, because I was like "hmm thats funny I dont know what that means" but i fucking do now. Anyway, im just going to list below the cards I got. If you like tarot you might like this post.

John: the Seven of Cups

Rose: The Emperor

Dave: The Lovers

Jade: the Six of Wands (???)

Jane: the King of Pentacles (reversed)

Jake: the Queen of Pentacles (reversed)

Dirk: the Seven of Swords

Roxy: the Knight of Swords (reversed)

Terezi: the Knight of Swords

Karkat: the Queen of Wands (reversed)

Kanaya: the Nine of Pentacles (reversed)

Vriska: Judgment (when i saw the card I had pulled my jaw did hit the fucking floor, yeah. Had to take a second to collect myself and shit.)

Aradia: the Three of Wands (reversed)

AND I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN WHAT I GOT FOR CALLIE SO FUCK ME