#meta/ghost WWE AU

[thenightwolf51]

I need one of the ghosts to have one of those athlete moments where they take a sip from a water bottle then pour some onto their face, except instead of water its ectoplasm.

Bruce, on another not-date with Harvey, sees this on the screen and freezes. After pushing down another mild panic attack he abruptly leaves to redouble his efforts in looking into the "meta fighting ring" now that he thinks Lazarus water is involved (Danny watches Bruce just walk out and gives poor Harvey a commiserating drink and a gentle talk about "finding the right one")

Meanwhile, Jason, who is watching from the sidelines waiting for his turn, also has a minor panic attack but gets to learn first hand from his new ghost buddies all about ectoplasm, the Infinite Realm, and the Anti-Ecto Acts

(Also, i saw in @renwilson part of the thread where the Young Justice refers to it as "Death Battle" and let me just say thats not helping with the Lazarus theories)

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me…

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him

[catastrophic-crow]

d e a r g o d s

this is amazing

love danny as a shadowy fighting ring boss who's also, just. so oblivious that he hasn't realized the gay bar he tends is actually a villain hangout.

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me…

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him

[thenightwolf51]

Its my new favorite trope

The Bats and/or JL think Danny's doing something shady when really he's just ⭐running a business⭐

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me…

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him