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starfanatic · 9 months ago

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I HATE HATE HATE GOING TO NEW FANDOMS!!! Because on one hand, OH MY GOSH the new characters to obsess over, the SHIPS!!!, the angst, the FLUFF!, the new tumblr posts!!! I don't have to always go to recent, ALL THE NEW TIK TOK CONTENT, ALL THE NEW YOUTUBE CONTENT

but also,

WDYM I HAVE TO MAKE NEW MOOTS BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE CURRENT MOOTS I HAVE AT THIS MOMENT DO NOT WATCH THE SAME SHOW?? You're kidding. Like, what do you mean if I have to go to people's dms, hope they don't think I'm weird, and beg to be friends???

"Just don't make new moots then" YOU DONT GET IT!!! I Need to talk about it! The notes app doesn't work anymore, I NEED someone to read what I'm saying and be like "HOLY SHIT AND AND AND AND"

This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME. LIKE, OF COURSE I DONT HAVE JUJUTSU KAISEN MOOTS!!! 1. I did not even WATCH anime before this show. 2. I was posting about GREEK MYTHOLOGY which is where a solid chunk of my moots are from, 3. Greek Mythology does NOT correlate with Jujutsu Kaisen at all! One is ancient myth and the other one is a ANIME

BUT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT OR I GO INSANE!!!

Here's a list of reasons why you should be my moot:

-I'm awesome

-I'm smart (no I'm not)

-I will talk to you at any time no matter what time (I once accidentally did a one-nighter talking to my friend Penny)

-I like psychoanalyzing characters

-I give hcs to characters that are irrelevant because I need everyone to have character

-I write things... when I have the motivation

-If we share tik toks, I'll send you audios based off which character it reminds me of

-Did I mention I'm AWESOME???

-I love angst

#fandom culture #ao3 #AND i neeed fic recs #good thing about jjk #the ships got FICS FOR DAYS #haven't been bored in a long tiem #BUT LET ME PSYCHOANALYZE EACH CHARACTER #where tf are the jjk fans #be my friend #stop playing around #message me no balls

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idolomantises · 4 months ago

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Just a random question to my artist followers: does anyone enjoy posting their stuff on tiktok? I can't tell if its just a me thing or if that app and its userbase are the most obnoxious compared to other social media

#txt #like any time i post something the comments are 10% related to the art #and then 50% is 'omg did you know this guy draws porn!!' and then LINKING THE FUCKING ACCOUNT #35% is someone complaining about gay people or women #and then the last 5% is someone yelling at me because they confused me with some other guy with a similar name/art style #ive also been sent genuine death threats over my dragon ball ship art. something i drew a YEAR ago #because tiktok's privacy policy is so bad that people can't dm you but they can still send message requests #is it because tiktok has a much younger userbase?#like we know how batshit twitter is and instagram is pretty annoying as well but tiktok feels like nobody knows what a filter is

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thegoodmorningman · 10 months ago

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It's only one rule, man. It's not that hard.

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freckle-face-420 · 9 days ago

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I want to see some sexy c o c k s! 🍆🫦🥵🥵

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door · 9 months ago

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hard at work this morning

#agatha agate #she rang her bells at the back door several times #until i got the message that she didn’t just want to go outside #she wanted US to go outside #TOGETHER #and she didn’t want me to throw the ball she wanted me to sit nearby while she chewed it #queen of requesting parallel play

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chososcamgirl · 2 months ago

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me and my ozempic alien against the world rn💜

#can you CUNTIFY me????#changing my rules bc this is fun as fuck #i’m having a ball in tumblr dot com direct messages #iya’s rambling

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tequiilasunriise · 1 year ago

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Me when I go to the Monster Ball in a lesbian flag of a skirt (love me) and dye my hair the main color of this girl I used to fight with because of my mom’s pressuring influence (love me love me) and now I share soft looks with her, this girl who has led me to softness with open hands and gentle smiles (love me love me love me) and she’s just a friend but in that weird aching way that leaves my heart sore and teeth hurting (love me love me love me love me-) and good gods is this what it feels like to be accepted? To be known?

(love me love me love me love me please just please it’s all I’ll ask)

#listen. guys. okay just LISTEN.#toralei stripe is my girlfail gay disaster of a daughter who wants to be loved S O BAD its sickening my poor heart cant take it #her outfit fer monster ball was SOOO GAYYY like girl wanted Clawdeen to understand a Certain Message™️ soooo badddd #fistfighting catarina in a denny’s parking lot fer custody as we speak #like yeag i LOVE me some toxic yuri some divorced yuri some absolutely and tragically undeniably DOOMED by the narrative yuri #looks at rosebird rwby looks away #but you know what i also love me some soft baby’s first crush babygays healing yuri too #toralei is my sopping wet pathetic meowmeow and she WILL be loved by this bundle of optimistic stubborn joy that is clawdeen okay? okay.#monster high #monster high g3 #toradeen #toralei stripe #clawdeen wolf #mh g3

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aryomengrande · 2 months ago

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how quickly can you build a snowman? think fast (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) ...happy holidays, everyone ! thank you to everyone who left a message on my tree, i made sure to put your ornaments in here (along w some other decors relevant to me) ♡ 'tis the season for some love giving so i'm sending everyone my love ! ♡

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cupiidzbow · 1 month ago

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I’m still thinking about that post i rbed earlier today about self shippers of color esp black ones having to deal with so much racism bc no fandom space is ever safe for them and everyone in the tags being like “we need to do better to make this a safer community!” and literally i have to be like hang on were yall not doing that before?

#you don’t have to answer that I know the answer 💔#and I do appreciate the sentiment people do when they reblog self shippers of color you’re so valid 🤗#posts #but I wish it didn’t have to take people being horrifically racist for ppl to start spreading that around 😭😭#like I’m sorry but the way it’s so casually baked into shit people left slurs under my pinned posts and straw pages just for the hell of #I know a lot of people don’t experience this its just the average being black on the internet experience #but like I don’t think a lot of people bat an eye or normally care unless someone makes a post being reasonably upset about it 😭#or we’re told we’re stirring up drama for. checks notes. someone being racist to us .#idk I feel crazy a little and it makes em want to rip my hair out my skull but it’s okay we ball ☝🏽#txt #the thing that’s frying me abt the straw page young I didn’t even have anon messages on just drawings 😭#someone took time to write a slur out . like BRO 😭😭

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fobnsfwdoodlesbackup · 4 months ago

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Hi y'all, I just wanted to talk a little about the behind the scenes of what I've been up to, to give y'all a little transparency and to open myself up for any tips or input! 🙏 Thank you for your continued support and for taking the time to look at my art 🫶

First and foremost I wanted to give some transparency about my art capacity.

As og followers may remember, I started this blog when I was doing art full time. Eventually my living expenses grew and I had to go back to work. I find myself in a cycle of "I'll make more art soon, once I get a job!" And "I'll make more art soon, once I am done with this job!" I lost my most recent job suddenly, having had an extension waved over my head until the last day(October 7th). Now I'm excited to have more time for art, but I am also feeling a rush to get a new job ASAP as I've been living paycheck to paycheck. I dream of doing this work full time, I'm just scared it's not quite there yet and I worry that I come off as scammy or dishonest when I anticipate more stability around the corner.

Second, I've been struggling with the Patreon. It's taken me a while to come to terms with this, but from what I've seen Patreon is not intuitive at all from the creator end. It doesn't do a good job of organizing addresses, emails, showing who or who isn't subscribed to me, or organizing and displaying the work I put on there. I've been really shocked by this experience, since lots of big names use Patreon. It's been a great way to streamline support, but it's been unhelpful in every other regard. I would like to continue using it, but I will most likely post more wips or process videos there in the future.

Which brings me to my third point, zines. I love making zines so much, it feels personal and fulfilling and fun! However the Patreon issues make it harder to keep information in order about where to send zines, or even where to message folks about them. In addition to this, the post office has been a big barrier to me, oftentimes only being open at the same time as my dayjob. Making zines can take days, then sending them out is a whole other monster.

This work is so important to me. Drawing peoples fantasies, representing body types, creating work around sexuality and the human experience feels like what I'm meant to do. I've made comics since I was a kid. This is the dream to me. The friends I've been able to make through this work are so important to me, and the conversations have been invaluable. Not to mention fun! I wanna doodle, I wanna draw hot stuff, I wanna thirst over these dudes! I want to play!

But I also just want to be transparent about the barriers I'm working around to share that experience. I'm completely self taught, both in art AND in running shops, building websites, running 8 accounts, etc. I take a lot of time to learn the logistics of these things, and try to make them make sense for my relationship with y'all (I do not want to paywall my art!! I don't want to!!!). This year my desktop broke down (the main one I use for all paintings and digital art). I've paused my Etsy shops and my Patreon to try to catch up with things. Trying to learn to paint in a completely different program. Then lost my job with no savings.

At the end of the day I don't want anything to come between me sharing my art with you. I wish I could doodle a thing, take a picture, and post it here. No third party site, no shop, no subscription. Just sharing my art with you. I promise I'm trying to figure out how to stay as close to that as possible, and I want to thank y'all for sticking with me as I untangle all of that.

So, what can you expect in the near future?

I'm working on a couple of painting commissions right now, which you should be able to see in the next couple of days! I want to catch up on kinktober and get those posted as well. There's a comic commission in progress which I'm very eager to work on, and which I think y'all will be excited for! To ease the weight of the Patreon I think I may do less zines/polls there and more wips and process videos! If possible, I want to do more full colored work too.

Thank you again for enjoying my work, and if you have any input or tips my inbox is always open 🙏🫶💕

#long post #info #marco lore #i wish i had time to edit this and make it nice #i just wanted to be open with yall about how much work this takes and that im trying to make it more doable #i don't want to overpromise stuff with patreon or shops and if im late sending stuff i never ever want it to come off as intentional or mali #malicious or as a scam #im just trying very hard to like ...survive. financially. and then trying to make all the logistics of thos big machine work. and then keep #up with commissions and shops and printing and mailing #god i wish i had employees but jts just me #i hand draw everything and then post it here to the word press to the ig and crop and caption and tag #then to the Patreon if it makes sense to or to the tiktok back in the day #and the formatting is all different #and i get messages across all of these platforms and I'm trying to learn a new way of painting on the fly #on top of that im supposed to be running my two Etsy shops too which im not right now because..broadly gestures #my nervous system can only take losing a job so often. the rug was really pulled feom under me in this one. i thought id have more time #i don't want to sound like I'm whining and i don't want to give up on all of this #i want to be very very very clear that art is what i love and who i am and what i want to do #i want to be posting on the daily again #i just need to evaluate what that looks like everytime life changes #I'm seriously so grateful for those of y'all that have joined the Patreon or bought stuff from the shop i really don't mean to drop the ball #so many times #y'all have literally been the difference between me making rent or not and I'm so worried that i don't make enough art to give back to that #relationship #im trying my best #okay anyways im posting this

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girlgerard · 1 year ago

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mommm white people on tumblr are misconstruing my posts again despite the post being entirely about how important wording is + how i don’t feel comfortable posting large statements when i haven’t fully processed them yet.

#if you want to put me on a blocklist for loving netanyahu you can! i don’t! and no matter how many times i get told i do #i still don’t!#i literally said i hope his balls get cut off IN THAT POST #i don’t know how that read as unclear.#perhaps there are no hidden genocidal messages behind the wording of my tumblr posts - who knows!#when i said i cared about every single civilian living in that land i meant it. if you decide that i actually don’t that’s not my problem #if you somehow took my words and decided that what i really meant is that i’m a government bootlicker who loves murder #you can do that all you want. it won’t make it true and it won’t help save any lives #i was in ramallah and jerusalem six months ago. have you gone?#if the answer is no maybe think about that for a second #moreover if you’re viewing this from a purely racial or religious framework you have no idea how to navigate this subject #i don’t view israel and palestine through which government i want to back. why the fuck would i do that #palestinians and jews and everyone else in that land is who i care about. i care about gazans #if that’s not enough of ‘a side’ for you i don’t really think there’s much of a conversation to be had.#do you think i wake up every day NOT thinking about gaza? do you think i wouldn’t feel nauseous every second of every day because of gaza?#do you think that within everything i’m saying that the most logical conclusion would be to post all of my thoughts on tumblr?#because if you think any of that we’re not going to have a productive conversation. i don’t take kindly to being told my own emotions

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littleplantfreak · 11 days ago

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if you see me exploded on the ground its because my twt feed had been (rightfully so) so so full of ume birthday pictures that I feel like when squidward ate the crabby patties

#his birthday is still 30 mins away for me sfskjdsffkj #ume will got right to your thighs...and then youll blow up #but fr im trying to write smth real quick for his birthday and the real quick part of that is turning into....not so quick #i regret waiting this long to start it but alas....depression u know?#mino sent me smth i still have to respond to that almost took me out sniper style #mino if you see this....i curled in a ball and blacked out at that tt #also vee sent little ask...#mari says #maybe ill take my comp to work tomorrow #i rlly wanna get back into messaging everyone >:( ive been slacking

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put-them-thangs-away · 3 months ago

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fun fact about me and kinnporsche: despite the fact that i have not shut up about it once since watching my actual feelings on it are literally this meme