馃摉 What are we teaching our children? That they can just capture God in a tiny little ball? My word!
"Clearly, making friends is blasphemy. Only by praying and being a good little girl i mean boy and dying, can you meet god after having your dirty little soul melted through a cheese grater, painfully.
And if you can't see that god is up there and separate from us dirty plebs you're wrong. nevermind that i said he is in all of us everywhere and perfect, you need to follow the scripture instead of real life, real life is demons.
just shut up and eat your cornflakes until you grow into a barefoot and pregnant accountant who can take normal people holidays off.
Fragment of god! impossible, god would never love you enough to hang out with you.
Now smile at everyone you know, because god loves you!"
....He's not really amused. Or is he? The sarcasm is thick with this one...
"What are you, five years old?"
"What is up, mine fellows??" Oh look, Arceus itself.
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Oh shit, I missed your birthday?
Happy Belated, Miq!
"No worries, Merson! I appreciate it all the same~!"
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Get thrown over Striker's shoulder, Alessio. - @immediatemer-der
Pick My muse up!
He let out a grunt and a very irritated sound of protest. He can't say he was a fan of being picked up like a sack of potatoes and carried like this in the slightest. He absolutely tried to get down.
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Rules | About (Admittedly a giant WIP)
Follows back from @mersonsrphub
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馃Ц HEY MAGNUS, BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE HEARD FROM YOU
馃Ц : Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?
Yes and yes?
Magnus is specifically into quiet PDA; Obvious to see, but not noisy and unbecoming of being polite. Arm around the shoulders or waist, kissing but no sloppy smooching sounds, compliments but not high-pitched fawning.
Lowkey stuff, but still unmistakable. He's not hiding the relationship, but he's not being disruptive or obnoxious, either.
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