#merika

[amphibiousveggie]

Mericuhhh fuck yeah rahhhhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[jamesstandrew]

Me checking for an update on Mitch McConnell after he fell silent and froze mid-televised address:

[blackrainbowblade]

A character I've had in my head for *counts years*…er, 25 years. (Omg, that's scary). Merika, a servant of Pharaoh, who ends up in exile after foiling a royal assassination plot and thereafter has shenanigans with the gods and…Well, I wrote this as a novel years ago, although the story doesn't lend itself too well to a book, being a bit long and winding. Now wondering if I should turn it into a webtoon/comic.

[alkimachos-blog]

The American (𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘴), residents of the hamburger kingdom, possesses a unique ability among those of the Homo genus. They can unhinge their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of any hamburger, no matter the size.

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

your mommas lyin'... what's she tryin' to do...

[official-german-puns]

Warum gibt es bei uns massenweise Schokoladenweihnachtsmänner, aber so gut wie keine Schokoladenchristkinder?

[morning-day-yew]

Today’s emotion is: Downing two 5 hour energy’s and clearing out all the night only bosses in Elden Ring

[commiepinkofag]

'We matter': Protest against anti-LGBTQ legislation sweeps across downtown Montgomery Hadley Hitson / Montgomery Advertiser / May 16, 2023

“This is one of the birthplaces of the civil rights movement, and we’re going to continue making it so,” Montgomery Pride United Director Meta Ellis said. “I’ve been fighting my whole life, and I’m going to keep fighting until they drag me out.”

Ellis attended her first protest at the age of three, and now, she rightfully claims the title of “life-long activist.” She and her wife celebrated their six-year anniversary on Tuesday. 

Her organization, Montgomery Pride United, was among several that participated in Tuesday’s march, including The University of Alabama LGBTQ Alumni Association and the Human Rights Campaign. State Rep. Neil Rafferty and State Sen.Merika Coleman also spoke in support of the march.

Photos [listed in order]:

Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director [with megaphone addressing protestors]

Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director & USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023

State Sen. Merica Coleman

State Rep. Neil Rafferty

Alabama State House

 [📷 Mickey Welsh]

*Maybe paywalled soon, but worth a read/watch video:  A true lifelong activist, Meta Ellis is still fighting for LGBTQ+ and women’s rights [Meta Ellis, USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023]

[pupalbeetle]

i was raised catholic and do several drugs and have wild untreated depression and anxiety so i know im biased but like. the world is ending right?

in like the most human sense of the terms, nothing seems to be going smoothly in the world; the press is also generally biased to tragic news and don't cover good things as often, but i also mean within the lives of literally everyone i know NOTHING has been panning out or one lucky break is followed immediately by some huge upset that negatively impacts any positive outcome that comes from that one-off luck.

[stupittmoran]

Voting is the easiest fucking thing to do in the Clown nation of Merika! Even the dead do it. It's the only fucking thing that does NOT require ID 🤣🤣🤣

[flilisskywalker]

Bo: Single dads are really hot. Trust me. Sabine: Thank god Ezra isn't... oh no. Ezra: *carrying a baby* Hey, Sabine. Sabine: Who's that? Ezra: This is Merika. I adopted her in Peridea. Sabine: You... you adopted a little girl? Bo: *chuckles* good luck.

[glikozi]

Λίγο δίαιτα δεν βλάπτει.

entometaksi pws exete thn anesh merika atoma na grafete tetoia pragmata , dld ok ante pes emena st arxidia moy ayto to anwn, alla re malakes de kserete ean kai to epoleno atomo poy tha lavei kati paromoio einai st arxidia toy h antimetwpizei provlimata me ayto to thema. Sovareyteite gamw ton xristo moy kai stamatiste na grafete malakies, ante mh sas parei o diaolos

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

radagon and merika are a cherub (red and gold?), miquella and trina are a cherub (platnium gold and light violet)

... i dont know if any other characters would be...

i think radagons kids should be trolls, and that mogh and morgot should maybe also be trolls? but messed up somehow?

i think maybe... merikas kids who arent miquella & trina should be humans...

hmmgh.

i also think Godwin and Ranni should be a cherub...

i think Radahn and Mogh Could be a cherub but i think it fits more with the Themes if theyre a troll and a human or something and theyre fused together in a horrifying meat effigy in some sick attempt to make him into a cherub somehow.

maybe Mogh and Morgot could be a cherub... or like something between a cherub and another species, whatever species Horah Lou is...

I feel like Malania should also be a cherub but her other half would have to be miquella and he has one already.

maybe part of her curse was she was born already in predominion, and miquella could never predominate... so she latched on to him as her instinctual other half... thatd keep their eternal youth eternal aging motif... yeah...

i think Miquella would be a muse of Heart... or a lord of heart... Mogh Lord of Blood, Morgot Muse of... hope? maybe to stay consistent with them being abandoned by Merika, they were somehow Wrong and thats part of the reason theyre seperate now? Yeah Morgot is rid of his curse before he dies... if omenhood really is a curse anyway. thats hope shit. yeah maybe Miquella wanted Radahn who wasnt a cherub but wanted him to be a Lord or. whatever. so he crammed him in a cherub body, moghs, and stole his heart.

Melania hmm... i guess she would be muse of doom. yeah.

Radahn seems... lord of light..? no. Merika muse of light, Radahn lord of void. yeah.

ok so lets see

Cherubs,

Merika & Radagon

Mogh & Morgott, somehow cursed or deformed or disabled and seperated somehow, are they even eachothers halves? not sure, could be not. they do both have two bossfights- well and the third margit fight, maybe they just predominated and theyre irrelevant to eachother, just two cherubs from the same brood

Ranni & Godwin, Ranni predominated by cheating so is in a similar situation to the canon cherubs, but also bodiless. maybe closer to "ult" dave and rose than the cheubs... or the silly robo

Melania, hatched already within predominion, hatched already rotting, no other half.

Miquella & Trina, cursed to be incapable of predominion, also Miquella is the Lord half i think... either that or theyre both muses...... hm...

Messmer, stunted by Merika's seal, incapable of predominion, but i think his companion snakes could be his other halves? or maybe like Melania he was born "wrong" but instead of hatched in predominion or being incapable of it, Messmer never differentiated, and is permanently in a fucked up 'wriggler' cherub state... somewhere between pre-predominion, wrigglerhood, and a mating form, yk, with the snakes. maybe thats why he's cursed by her.

Humans

Rennala & the carians

Radahn? or should he be a troll...

Godrick the grafted

Rykard should be a human who did the snake shit as a subconscious way to express daddy issues (look im a snake too dad)

Troll

Oh maliketh could be a troll... yeah nods.

[snail-poison]

what does merika usually eat during the day?? and she doesn't know how to cook, so i'm very interested🦭

it’s NERIKA.

[marsixm]

also. it was already really obvious ranni and melina are connected, but now that ive seen the burning cut scene i think i finally figured out its not just that her body split off somehow and came back to life, i think the erdtree rebirthed itself through ranni's remains to have a vessel to enact its suicide/rebirth. melina burning = the erdtree burns. melina was born mysteriously at the foot of the erdtree. her name being very similar to merika, the other living vessel of the greater will. the greater will seems to have abandoned the usual vessels it speaks through (the fingers etc) and imo probably had been unhappy with the direction the world had taken, and with so much misguided chaos, decided to take this vessel of melina from ranni and the protag tarnished to enact a direct will to change things. theres probably more connections here but i havent discovered what happens in other endings and things yet