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amphibiousveggie · 6 months ago
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Mericuhhh fuck yeah rahhhhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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jamesstandrew · 1 year ago
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Me checking for an update on Mitch McConnell after he fell silent and froze mid-televised address:
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blackrainbowblade · 1 year ago
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A character I've had in my head for *counts years*…er, 25 years. (Omg, that's scary). Merika, a servant of Pharaoh, who ends up in exile after foiling a royal assassination plot and thereafter has shenanigans with the gods and…Well, I wrote this as a novel years ago, although the story doesn't lend itself too well to a book, being a bit long and winding. Now wondering if I should turn it into a webtoon/comic.
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alkimachos-blog · 1 month ago
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The American (𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘴), residents of the hamburger kingdom, possesses a unique ability among those of the Homo genus. They can unhinge their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of any hamburger, no matter the size.
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your mommas lyin'... what's she tryin' to do...
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morning-day-yew · 8 months ago
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Today’s emotion is: Downing two 5 hour energy’s and clearing out all the night only bosses in Elden Ring
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commiepinkofag · 2 years ago
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'We matter': Protest against anti-LGBTQ legislation sweeps across downtown Montgomery Hadley Hitson / Montgomery Advertiser / May 16, 2023
“This is one of the birthplaces of the civil rights movement, and we’re going to continue making it so,” Montgomery Pride United Director Meta Ellis said. “I’ve been fighting my whole life, and I’m going to keep fighting until they drag me out.”
Ellis attended her first protest at the age of three, and now, she rightfully claims the title of “life-long activist.” She and her wife celebrated their six-year anniversary on Tuesday. 
Her organization, Montgomery Pride United, was among several that participated in Tuesday’s march, including The University of Alabama LGBTQ Alumni Association and the Human Rights Campaign. State Rep. Neil Rafferty and State Sen.Merika Coleman also spoke in support of the march.
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Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director [with megaphone addressing protestors]
Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director & USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023
State Sen. Merica Coleman
State Rep. Neil Rafferty
Alabama State House
 [📷 Mickey Welsh]
*Maybe paywalled soon, but worth a read/watch video:  A true lifelong activist, Meta Ellis is still fighting for LGBTQ+ and women’s rights [Meta Ellis, USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023]
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allqueers · 2 years ago
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pupalbeetle · 1 year ago
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i was raised catholic and do several drugs and have wild untreated depression and anxiety so i know im biased but like. the world is ending right?
in like the most human sense of the terms, nothing seems to be going smoothly in the world; the press is also generally biased to tragic news and don't cover good things as often, but i also mean within the lives of literally everyone i know NOTHING has been panning out or one lucky break is followed immediately by some huge upset that negatively impacts any positive outcome that comes from that one-off luck.
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stupittmoran · 9 months ago
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Voting is the easiest fucking thing to do in the Clown nation of Merika! Even the dead do it. It's the only fucking thing that does NOT require ID 🤣🤣🤣
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honestlydarkprincess · 16 days ago
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Tag Game
tagged by my love @thiamsxbitch thanks bestie!!
what is your DOH (drink outfit hyperfixation) or DOB (drink outfit book) of the day? i also accept DOHBF (drink outfit hyperfixation book fanfic/fanwork). the F can be something you’re working on yourself or that you’re reading/engaging with.
Drink: Iced Coffee 🤤
Outfit: Black leggings, t-shirt, slippers, and my college hoodie!
Hyperfixation: I'm kind of inbetween hyperfixations at the moment!
Book: Ho Ho Homicidal Maniac by K.A. Merika
Fanfic/Fanwork: I have sooooooooooooo many wips, I counted them recently and I have 100+ so 🙊🙊 but the ones I'm currently trying to finish are these !!
tagging: @bigfootsmom, @lonelychicago, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @father-salmon, @underwaterninja13
@devirnis, @beyourownanchor6, @haeva, @maygrantgf, @remembertheskittles
@ksbbb, @hemlocksandfoxgloves, @mmoosen, @transdunbar, @fruchtfliege
@jdeanmorgan, @duchessonfire, @ex0rin, @stunt-lads
and anyone who would like to participate!
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flilisskywalker · 1 year ago
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Bo: Single dads are really hot. Trust me. Sabine: Thank god Ezra isn't... oh no. Ezra: *carrying a baby* Hey, Sabine. Sabine: Who's that? Ezra: This is Merika. I adopted her in Peridea. Sabine: You... you adopted a little girl? Bo: *chuckles* good luck.
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glikozi · 1 year ago
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Λίγο δίαιτα δεν βλάπτει.
entometaksi pws exete thn anesh merika atoma na grafete tetoia pragmata , dld ok ante pes emena st arxidia moy ayto to anwn, alla re malakes de kserete ean kai to epoleno atomo poy tha lavei kati paromoio einai st arxidia toy h antimetwpizei provlimata me ayto to thema. Sovareyteite gamw ton xristo moy kai stamatiste na grafete malakies, ante mh sas parei o diaolos
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elden ring's entirety is about reproduction...
metaphors taken literally, the world tree, the family tree, horticulture, gold, the rebis, genocide, culling, hubris, eugenics, the fallacy of purity, self polination, god
the great tree of the dragons was a conifer, it was felled, burned? in its place was born a crucible- crown sprouting, Merika "pruned" the family tree. she cut the crown sprouts, hundreds of diverse linneages, and favored one specifically, then she shed herself of the association to the crucible, and banished the keys to power which put her in power again and again and again, she seizes power and then removes the way she did and hides it... the great tree, the crucible, the crucible knights, the Tarnished, Godfrey, the Hornsent, the land of shadow, the Scadu tree, the divine tower, the gate of divinity, the jar saints, Miquella, his Haelig tree, his divinity, HIS ascension, his discarding of the Golden Order, his discarding of his Sister, his Body, his other half, his Doubt, his Love, stripping himself of everything to persue an Un-Alloyed Gold.
the Fallacy of Purity.
Pure-blood knights of Mohg...
to forge bonds and mend scars, families would intermarry.
to give credibility to their rule, royalty would marry old royalty,
to give credibility to their sustained rule, royalty would marry royalty,
they would keep the bloodline, "pure."
the Fallacy of Purity
you find gold in a rock, you remove the rock, you grind it to dust, you sift through the crumbles, you emulsify and push through a grate, you take the remainder, you burn it, you obliterate it, you drown it, you hammer it, you burn it, you burn it hotter, you boil it, you capture it as it flees, you discard what it could not take with it, you freeze it, you melt it, you hammer it, you melt it, you hammer it, you melt it, un-alloyed gold.
A useless material.
The Fallacy of Purity.
To miss the forest for a tree, to miss a tree for a branch, to miss a branch for a bough, to miss a bough for a twig, to miss a bow for a leaf, to miss a leaf for a segment, for a capilary, for a cell, for a cloroplast, for a protein, for an atom, for a neutron
A useless material.
There is a concept of neutronium. A material with no electrons or protons, an element 0, something before hydrogen, a Pure material.
A useless material.
Gold is formed through subjecting stones to hell. Un-Alloyed Gold is formed through subjecting Gold to hell. Neutronium could be formed by subjecting Un-Alloyed Gold to hell...
No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie.
Elden Ring is about eugenics, and how it never ends. Why it would never end.
A means cannot justify the end of Purity, because there is no such thing as a state of Purity. Purity is a fallacy.
The genocide of the dragons, beast-men, hornsent, giants, albinurics... it continues forever.
Ancient Dragons, Drakes. Giants, Trolls. First Albinurics, Second Albinurics. Hornsent, Omen. Divine Beasts, horned lions. Jar saints, living jars. Beast-men, Misbegotten. They arent destroyed, they cant be destroyed, they are still there, it is impotent torture. It's ends arent just immoral, or impossible to achieve, but both, and still absolutely and completely ineffectual at any progress towards the goal. The genocide cannot even create a population with the parts they removed still removed.
The Giants were exterminated, but some giants, the Least Giant giants, joined the Golden Order in betrayal. They were enslaved. Gutted.
Genocide is a means to an end, the end is Purity, and Purity is a fallacy.
If any concept is worthy of the title 'obscene,'
Purity is obscene.
Elden Ring is a story about a nation formed from tyranny, genocide, brutal bloodshed, and maintained through eugenics, torture, lies, cruelty, and absolute delusion, hiding its past and maintaining a lie both explicit and of omission saying that it is good despite its origins. A society created through subjugation and fundamental foundations of inequality and lies. A more perfect union.
Elden Ring is a story about a woman named Marika and her persuit of Purity.
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dingle-biter · 4 days ago
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My stupid misbegotten tarnished creature made possible through dodging canon grace guidance bc my thing is cooler and it works perfectly with my genius and also fuck you merika nasty yellow bitch that I hate
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+predictable behavior from me (torturing gay people)
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marsixm · 1 month ago
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also. it was already really obvious ranni and melina are connected, but now that ive seen the burning cut scene i think i finally figured out its not just that her body split off somehow and came back to life, i think the erdtree rebirthed itself through ranni's remains to have a vessel to enact its suicide/rebirth. melina burning = the erdtree burns. melina was born mysteriously at the foot of the erdtree. her name being very similar to merika, the other living vessel of the greater will. the greater will seems to have abandoned the usual vessels it speaks through (the fingers etc) and imo probably had been unhappy with the direction the world had taken, and with so much misguided chaos, decided to take this vessel of melina from ranni and the protag tarnished to enact a direct will to change things. theres probably more connections here but i havent discovered what happens in other endings and things yet
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