#merika

[amphibiousveggie]

Mericuhhh fuck yeah rahhhhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[jamesstandrew]

Me checking for an update on Mitch McConnell after he fell silent and froze mid-televised address:

[blackrainbowblade]

A character I've had in my head for *counts years*…er, 25 years. (Omg, that's scary). Merika, a servant of Pharaoh, who ends up in exile after foiling a royal assassination plot and thereafter has shenanigans with the gods and…Well, I wrote this as a novel years ago, although the story doesn't lend itself too well to a book, being a bit long and winding. Now wondering if I should turn it into a webtoon/comic.

[alkimachos-blog]

The American (𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘴), residents of the hamburger kingdom, possesses a unique ability among those of the Homo genus. They can unhinge their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of any hamburger, no matter the size.

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

your mommas lyin'... what's she tryin' to do...

[morning-day-yew]

Today’s emotion is: Downing two 5 hour energy’s and clearing out all the night only bosses in Elden Ring

[commiepinkofag]

'We matter': Protest against anti-LGBTQ legislation sweeps across downtown Montgomery Hadley Hitson / Montgomery Advertiser / May 16, 2023

“This is one of the birthplaces of the civil rights movement, and we’re going to continue making it so,” Montgomery Pride United Director Meta Ellis said. “I’ve been fighting my whole life, and I’m going to keep fighting until they drag me out.”

Ellis attended her first protest at the age of three, and now, she rightfully claims the title of “life-long activist.” She and her wife celebrated their six-year anniversary on Tuesday. 

Her organization, Montgomery Pride United, was among several that participated in Tuesday’s march, including The University of Alabama LGBTQ Alumni Association and the Human Rights Campaign. State Rep. Neil Rafferty and State Sen.Merika Coleman also spoke in support of the march.

Photos [listed in order]:

Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director [with megaphone addressing protestors]

Meta Ellis, Montgomery Pride United Director & USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023

State Sen. Merica Coleman

State Rep. Neil Rafferty

Alabama State House

 [📷 Mickey Welsh]

*Maybe paywalled soon, but worth a read/watch video:  A true lifelong activist, Meta Ellis is still fighting for LGBTQ+ and women’s rights [Meta Ellis, USA TODAY's Women of the Year Alabama honoree 2023]

[pupalbeetle]

i was raised catholic and do several drugs and have wild untreated depression and anxiety so i know im biased but like. the world is ending right?

in like the most human sense of the terms, nothing seems to be going smoothly in the world; the press is also generally biased to tragic news and don't cover good things as often, but i also mean within the lives of literally everyone i know NOTHING has been panning out or one lucky break is followed immediately by some huge upset that negatively impacts any positive outcome that comes from that one-off luck.

[sharp-silver4795]

Yup. I said it.

And it’s true!!! EJ is a runt. I’m gonna go into his size and such, then EJ’s story, ok? Ok.

Tiny Boi

In comparison to what he should be at this age, he’s smol.

But he’s also just very slowly developing.

It’s cuz he was malnourished for so long

Height/Weight

He’s roughly 205cm (6.75ft) tall and weighs between 120-145kg (270-315lbs)

However… he’s not supposed to

A demon at his age should be near 225cm (7.33ft) and be ranging between 135-150kg (300-330lbs)

Appendages

He only has 2 rows of teeth (top and bottom), but he should have the 2nd lower row.

He’s also missing another tongue. He should have 4.

Holes

He should have little “slits” between his shoulder and his torso. Almost at his armpits lol

Eyes

Yup. “Eyeless” Jack has eyes.

It’s because they’re almost backwards and filled with fluid. He’s missing one of his sets of eyelids.

He should have one set like ours, and one set 90° from ours (horizontal/vertical)

These are supposed to develop much sooner.

Thing is, they likely will never come in.

EJ is born (1612)

He old, old.

So, there is gonna be bits of history thrown here and there~

Basically, EJ was born to two females, so they instantly were like- KILL HIM! (Demon culture go brrr)

So, as Hydra does for all these cases, he gets transported to a random place in POLAND 🇵🇱

40 years of starving later, a ✨ Polish Hussar✨ Definitely spelled that wrong- finds him

Itty-bitty EJ is “raised” by this dude until…

Siege of Vienna (1863) ~ New Dad

Kikurik hears a damn child crying and confronts the man

After a small back and forth, the demon convinces him that it’s better for EJ to be raised by Kikurik.

There’s a catch though. EJ was starved the first 40 years of his life…

The man hadn’t known how to feed EJ, so he was cutting his hand open and letting EJ drink it.

It was no where NEAR enough for EJ to grow properly… so he was VERY malnourished

He never grew to correct size…

RUNNING TO FUCKING RUSSIA 🇷🇺

The alps are WAAAYYY too cold for lil EJ to live there

So, Kikurik takes him to an area underneath the Ural Mountains of Russia

Off to South America!

Eastern Europe was a hive mine of other demons that would easily chomp a lil EJ.

So, Kikurik took him to Western Europe, back to live with the Hassar.

However, the Hussar was dead.

So, he snuck EJ and himself on a Spanish ship…

Massacre the Spanish!!! 🇪🇸

In South America, specifically around Columbia, Spanish men were whipping natives and slaves!

EJ, being the equivalent of an 8 year old, was wandering while dad got them food

Since EJ isn’t white, he got slashed with a whip!

He runs to Kikurik, in pain and crying and all that, and he scolds Eashar for going out alone…

Then he kills 18 Spanish dudes.

TO AMERICA!!

In fear of the Spanish, Kikurik takes his boy to ‘Merika!! 🇺🇸

They stay in South Carolina for a hot minute, living off of random people they find.

At this point, Eashar’s like 10 in human terms and he kills and eats a kid whole gets found by a house slave.

Kikurik notices the mother about to hurt the kid and kills her

Both EJ and Kikurik could and can agree that slavery is gross.

The slave boy runs and so does Kikurik and Eashar

Michigan and the Civil War

Kikurik dies.

An “artifact” from Poland is found and sent to a man in Michigan, where they had been staying.

Kikurik traps EJ in a small cavern and is stabbed by the Red Rose Knife.

He dies, and his body becomes granite. The area is shielded from the human eye and will never be found.

The Myth and Legend

Kikurik is seen and a myth. He’s the son of Bezelba who lived in the mountains and not the plains.

He lived to see Sparta’s last stand, the rise of the Ottomans, Haitian independence, the Great War for Empire, the Black Plague, the Mongols, US independence, and their civil war.

The other part of his legend… is his runt.

The small thing that wasn’t worthy of his care… who didn’t deserve to live after being coddled by a human man…

The Runt is never named in the stories… he is characterized by the three scars across his chest from the Spanish whips…

[stupittmoran]

Voting is the easiest fucking thing to do in the Clown nation of Merika! Even the dead do it. It's the only fucking thing that does NOT require ID 🤣🤣🤣

[honestlydarkprincess]

Tag Game

tagged by my love @thiamsxbitch thanks bestie!!

what is your DOH (drink outfit hyperfixation) or DOB (drink outfit book) of the day? i also accept DOHBF (drink outfit hyperfixation book fanfic/fanwork). the F can be something you’re working on yourself or that you’re reading/engaging with.

Drink: Iced Coffee 🤤

Outfit: Black leggings, t-shirt, slippers, and my college hoodie!

Hyperfixation: I'm kind of inbetween hyperfixations at the moment!

Book: Ho Ho Homicidal Maniac by K.A. Merika

Fanfic/Fanwork: I have sooooooooooooo many wips, I counted them recently and I have 100+ so 🙊🙊 but the ones I'm currently trying to finish are these !!

tagging: @bigfootsmom, @lonelychicago, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @father-salmon, @underwaterninja13

@devirnis, @beyourownanchor6, @haeva, @maygrantgf, @remembertheskittles

@ksbbb, @hemlocksandfoxgloves, @mmoosen, @transdunbar, @fruchtfliege

@jdeanmorgan, @duchessonfire, @ex0rin, @stunt-lads

and anyone who would like to participate!

[flilisskywalker]

Bo: Single dads are really hot. Trust me. Sabine: Thank god Ezra isn't... oh no. Ezra: *carrying a baby* Hey, Sabine. Sabine: Who's that? Ezra: This is Merika. I adopted her in Peridea. Sabine: You... you adopted a little girl? Bo: *chuckles* good luck.

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

elden ring's entirety is about reproduction...

metaphors taken literally, the world tree, the family tree, horticulture, gold, the rebis, genocide, culling, hubris, eugenics, the fallacy of purity, self polination, god

the great tree of the dragons was a conifer, it was felled, burned? in its place was born a crucible- crown sprouting, Merika "pruned" the family tree. she cut the crown sprouts, hundreds of diverse linneages, and favored one specifically, then she shed herself of the association to the crucible, and banished the keys to power which put her in power again and again and again, she seizes power and then removes the way she did and hides it... the great tree, the crucible, the crucible knights, the Tarnished, Godfrey, the Hornsent, the land of shadow, the Scadu tree, the divine tower, the gate of divinity, the jar saints, Miquella, his Haelig tree, his divinity, HIS ascension, his discarding of the Golden Order, his discarding of his Sister, his Body, his other half, his Doubt, his Love, stripping himself of everything to persue an Un-Alloyed Gold.

the Fallacy of Purity.

Pure-blood knights of Mohg...

to forge bonds and mend scars, families would intermarry.

to give credibility to their rule, royalty would marry old royalty,

to give credibility to their sustained rule, royalty would marry royalty,

they would keep the bloodline, "pure."

the Fallacy of Purity

you find gold in a rock, you remove the rock, you grind it to dust, you sift through the crumbles, you emulsify and push through a grate, you take the remainder, you burn it, you obliterate it, you drown it, you hammer it, you burn it, you burn it hotter, you boil it, you capture it as it flees, you discard what it could not take with it, you freeze it, you melt it, you hammer it, you melt it, you hammer it, you melt it, un-alloyed gold.

A useless material.

The Fallacy of Purity.

To miss the forest for a tree, to miss a tree for a branch, to miss a branch for a bough, to miss a bough for a twig, to miss a bow for a leaf, to miss a leaf for a segment, for a capilary, for a cell, for a cloroplast, for a protein, for an atom, for a neutron

A useless material.

There is a concept of neutronium. A material with no electrons or protons, an element 0, something before hydrogen, a Pure material.

A useless material.

Gold is formed through subjecting stones to hell. Un-Alloyed Gold is formed through subjecting Gold to hell. Neutronium could be formed by subjecting Un-Alloyed Gold to hell...

No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie.

Elden Ring is about eugenics, and how it never ends. Why it would never end.

A means cannot justify the end of Purity, because there is no such thing as a state of Purity. Purity is a fallacy.

The genocide of the dragons, beast-men, hornsent, giants, albinurics... it continues forever.

Ancient Dragons, Drakes. Giants, Trolls. First Albinurics, Second Albinurics. Hornsent, Omen. Divine Beasts, horned lions. Jar saints, living jars. Beast-men, Misbegotten. They arent destroyed, they cant be destroyed, they are still there, it is impotent torture. It's ends arent just immoral, or impossible to achieve, but both, and still absolutely and completely ineffectual at any progress towards the goal. The genocide cannot even create a population with the parts they removed still removed.

The Giants were exterminated, but some giants, the Least Giant giants, joined the Golden Order in betrayal. They were enslaved. Gutted.

Genocide is a means to an end, the end is Purity, and Purity is a fallacy.

If any concept is worthy of the title 'obscene,'

Purity is obscene.

Elden Ring is a story about a nation formed from tyranny, genocide, brutal bloodshed, and maintained through eugenics, torture, lies, cruelty, and absolute delusion, hiding its past and maintaining a lie both explicit and of omission saying that it is good despite its origins. A society created through subjugation and fundamental foundations of inequality and lies. A more perfect union.

Elden Ring is a story about a woman named Marika and her persuit of Purity.

[glikozi]

Λίγο δίαιτα δεν βλάπτει.

entometaksi pws exete thn anesh merika atoma na grafete tetoia pragmata , dld ok ante pes emena st arxidia moy ayto to anwn, alla re malakes de kserete ean kai to epoleno atomo poy tha lavei kati paromoio einai st arxidia toy h antimetwpizei provlimata me ayto to thema. Sovareyteite gamw ton xristo moy kai stamatiste na grafete malakies, ante mh sas parei o diaolos

[dingle-biter]

My stupid misbegotten tarnished creature made possible through dodging canon grace guidance bc my thing is cooler and it works perfectly with my genius and also fuck you merika nasty yellow bitch that I hate

+predictable behavior from me (torturing gay people)