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PUSSY KILLING

≡;- ꒰ °Illumi Zoldyck x f!Reader ꒱

⋆˙⟡ — SUMMARY: illumi saves your life and then you have sex with him on your couch.

⋆˙⟡ — tw + info: 18+, MINORS DNI!, smut!, author doesn’t know how to write smut, reader is very nice, illumi is weird, both characters are over 18, illumi lowkey has a crush on reader, no beta + proofreading, missionary, mentions of alcohol, reader almost is SA’d (not by Illumi), reader is drunk, illumi is dry, illumi has a fat c#ck, the end was inspired by something i read on ao3 ; unfortunately i cant find it, also illumi is ooc.

wc: ~2000

The morning rush exploded York New City with life. Men and women raced to work, knowing they would be late if they didn’t pick up the pace. Students trudged to school, complaining about the homework they were assigned the night before. Businessmen took sips of their coffee, while standing above and watching tourists marvel at every skyscraper they see.

Illumi had just finished business with a client. He walked across the street, keeping pace with the salary workers rushing into their offices. He stopped at a crosswalk, taxis drove past, along with buses filled with people.

Standing next to him was a girl who was heavily engrossed with something on her phone. He looked to his left, a car speeding to get to the green light, the traffic light turned orange but the car showed no sign of slowing down. You looked up, the pedestrian signal turned green, looking back to your phone, you almost took a step until hard force pulled you back, making you drop your phone. A car rushed past where you would’ve been a second ago, if it weren’t for someone pulling you away.

You looked around, your heart racing and in shock. Relief flooding through you, knowing that you would be dead right now if it wasn’t for the fact that someone saved you.

Illumi bent down and picked up your phone. “You dropped this.” He says, you didn’t even notice that it was gone, “Be careful.” His gaze lingering on your figure.

You nodded, grabbing his hand, “Are you doing anything right now?”

He tilted his head, confused, “No?” To his surprise, you dragged him to a small cafe that was on just a few feet away. You pointed to a table near the window, gesturing him to sit there, while you ordered something at the counter. The cafe was small, five tables in total, there was one customer sitting at a table across from the window.

“I ordered my favorite drink for you! You beamed, a smile on your pretty face, “I hope you’re not allergic to anything…”

“I’m not.” Illumi assured you. Illumi never had any allergies, and if you secretly poisoned his drink, he would be able to withstand it. “What did you order?”

“Ill show you later!” You say, “Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for saving my life! I was watching a video on my phone, I guess I got too sucked in…”

“An order for Y/n!” Behind the counter, the barista called out. You got up and hurried to get the drinks. The barista looked a little annoyed, probably because a man just let a girl pay for his drinks, but its not his fault. Illumi didn’t even get a warning before you dragged him in here.

“This is my favorite drink ever!” You giggle, “Iced Lavender latte with oat milk and a pump of honey!” You looked at him eagerly, waiting for him to try the drink. He examined the cup, soon taking a sip. Before he could say anything you got up, thanking him again for his help, and you zoomed out of the cafe. You even left your drink.

The next day Illumi found himself walking the same street at the same time he did the day before. His client from yesterday had commissioned him for another assassination, something Illumi didn’t think twice about before accepting. He scanned the sea of faces, thinking that he might see you again—but to no avail, he couldn’t spot you amongst the crowd. Illumi wasn’t hoping to see you, but it would be amusing if the same thing from yesterday were to happen again.

“Savior!” You squealed, tugging at his sleeve. You then looked around and noticed people glance up from their phones to see what the commotion was about. Clearly embarrassed, you leaned in, now talking quietly, “Are you busy right now?” You ask, your voice just loud enough for him to hear.

“No, why do you ask—.” Before he could finish, you grabbed his arm, dragging him to a different cafe. This cafe was a lot bigger, more people hanging out with their friends, or studying.

“Can I have two red velvet hot chocolates please?” You say to the barista who immediately notes your order. You scrounged your wallet for your card, looking up to see that Illumi had already paid for your drinks. “I was going to pay..” You frown.

“No need, you paid yesterday.” Illumi says, his voice low, as he walked you to an empty table.

You sigh, “Sorry I had to leave so suddenly… I had a lecture that I couldn’t miss.” You finished, waiting for him to say something. “Anyways, I totally forgot to introduce myself yesterday! My name is Y/n and i’m 18 years old.” You smiled, “And you..?”

“Illumi, and i’m eighteen.” He says, “Are you a college student?” Of course, he knew the answer, it was obvious.

“Yeah! I go to Coolumbia, chemistry major…” You say, nervously, “I promise, i’m not boring!” On the other side of the cafe, the barista called out your name, you scurried out of your seat.

“This is the best hot chocolate in the city!” You giggled, handing him the drink. “Do you go to college here too?”

“I don’t go to college.” Illumi responded, he didn’t say anything after which was kind of awkward.

“Sooo, “ You start, trying to break the silence, “are you here on vacation?”

“No.” Illumi replied, “I had work here.”

“Woah really? What do you do for work?” Illumi doesn’t respond and takes a sip of the hot chocolate. You guessed that he wasn’t comfortable telling you. “Do you like the hot chocolate?”

“No, too sweet.”

“What about yesterday’s drink?”

“No, too bitter.”

“Ok, what do you like?” To be honest, you were starting to get annoyed, unfortunately, pretty privilege is real, and Illumi is pretty. He had short black hair, almond eyes, and the prettiest pale skin. He was wearing a hoodie, but you could tell that he had a nice build under there. Illumi stayed silent, not answering your question. “Can I have your Genmo?—y’know, for the drinks and stuff…”

“No, I don’t mind paying.”

You looked at him, a bit upset, “Oh…” You tried turning on your phone—it was dead, “Oh look at that! The time! I gotta go!”

Illumi watched you scurry out of the cafe, leaving him alone with only the memory of you.

You looked annoyed, he knew you were, he just didn’t know what to say to you. He doesn’t even know why he saved you from that car. If it were any other person, he would’ve let it happen.

Illumi didn’t sound or look it, but he was nervous. By definition, it was impossible. If his mother knew, she would have a heart attack, and his father would make fun of him hours.

It was night, the street lights were flickering, and the liveliness of the city faded as the sun set. The nightlife was still alive, as people carpooled in rented fancy cars to go to clubs or expensive restaurants—but that was earlier in the night, and would soon start up again in a few hours.

The rain didn’t help either, it poured as if it’s a broken faucet thats about to overflow a sink. The night was still quiet, aside from the occasional car or a drunkard dragging themselves along a wall, trying to get home or to another bar.

“I told you to stop following me!” A voice? It seemed familiar, so he decided to investigate.

“Ahh~ C’mon baby~” A man slurred, “J-just a kiss~ Mmm, okay~? Just for dad-“

You interrupted him, “Ew! I told you to go away!” The man now cornered you into a wall, rubbing his hands together, “S-stay back!”

Suddenly, the strange man passed out on the concrete, you looked around to see a familiar figure standing next to the now blacked out man.

“Ilumi??” You stutter, “What are you doing here?”

“I was passing by the area.” He replied, “Are you okay?”

You smiled awkwardly, “Yeah, I was about to pepper spray him… and pepper spray stinks.”

“It’s cold.” Illumi says, his eyeing your body. “You should get home.” You were wearing a beaded embroidered dress that imitated the night sky. The dress was short with a slip on your upper thigh, and beaded fairies sewed throughout the dress.

“Y’know—“ You got up on your tippy toes, looking at him with doe eyes, “I don’t live far from here.” Now, it was obvious that you were a bit tipsy, “If you want, you could warm up at my place…”

Illumi stayed quiet for a moment, you stared at him, waiting for an answer, “Alright.” With that, you grabbed his hand, dragging him to your apartment.

“Why are you always so dryyy!” You whined, “God, you’re so sexy, especially when you’re soaking wet!” Illumi stayed quiet, slightly amused.

“Geez! Why arent you saying anything!” You groaned, entering your apartment building. The lobby was small, a sleeping doorman at the front, and mailboxes at the bottom. You lead him up 7 flights of stairs until you made it to your apartment.

As soon as the door closed, you and Illumi were right on top of each other. He quickly ripped your dress, you removed his shirt, and he finally unbuckled his belt. He pushed you on your couch, straddling himself on top of you. Illumi pushed your legs into your chest and then removed his boxers, letting his rock hard cock spring out from the trenches.

Your eyes dilated when comprehending the size of the thing, “It’s too big… won’t fit…”

“I’ll make it fit.” Illumi slid his fat cock in your thick folds. You were so wet it was able to go in so easily, practically drowning.

You gasped at the sudden movement, the pain turned into pleasure as a moan echoed throughout the apartment. Illumi slowly thrusted into you, each motion faster than the last—going in deeper and deeper, your cunt swallowed him whole. Illumi was never one for noise, but right now, he couldn’t help but pant after every thrust, even making small grunts every now and then.

But you were a whole different story, you were a moaning mess under him. Your mascara bled as tears fell from your eyes, telling Illumi to go faster, go harder. Your nails dug into his back, as your pussy clenched around his dick, now hes just fucking you stupidly.

“I-Illumi…” You moan as he slams his cock inside of you, your gummy walls attempting to milk him for his cum. Your half-lidded stare watched the place where your body’s connected and to illumi’s toned torso, and then his biceps.

His cock was no swollen, stretching your walls even wider than before, your pussy lips throbbed as you felt yourself reach your climax. “Mmm—‘bout to cum…”

You latched onto him and then, your entire pussy consuming him. Eventually, the dam breaks. Toes curled, back arched, eyes rolled— you finished all over his dick.

But Illumi wasn’t over yet, he pounded even harder this time, even meaner than before, thrusting mindlessly with no regard for your wellbeing. He slowed down and finally, he pulled out, finishing on your stomach.

You panted profusely, looking him the eye and noticing how he had a single drop of sweat on his forehead. Other than that, the guy was unfazed. Within mere seconds of your observations, you felt a little drowsy, passing out on the couch.

When you woke up the next morning, you felt a bit queasy. The events of the previous night played in fragments in your mind. You sat up, hoping to find a trace of the man.

Your eyes landed on the coffee table, noticing a single business card. His phone number was circled, with a small note next to it saying to call him.

Illumi Zoldyck

Professional Assassin

xxxx-xxxx-xxxx

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Not your chosen one

"I do." No, you really didn't. And as he spatted the same words you knew that he was lying too.

Synopsis: Two Clans, only one goal. Have a Gojo heir and keep them in power. Satoru and you couldn't be more different. You two were raised completely different. While he is reaching for freedom, you can only hope to have a good prison.

Could your marriage ever be a success?

Or: Satoru Gojo doesn't even know how attached he will grow to his wife yet.

Pairing: Gojo x reader

Contains: strangers to lovers, slow burn, arranged marriage, angst to comfort

Status: ongoing

Author's note: I really don't know when this will be finished, I can be very inconsistent with my writing, so be warned! I try to keep my writing without any grammar mistakes but please have in mind, English isn't my first language!

Not your husband

Contains: arrangement between the clans about your marriage, origin of your marriage, Gojo is a bit of an asshole, traditional trauma

Not fulfilling meals

Contains: Gojo sucks at communicating, first meeting with the higher ups, talking about pregnancy and 'heir', first step towards each other

Not my honeymoon

Contains: the discussion of your honeymoon (who would have guessed?), little argument with Gojo, Gojo tries to be more approaching

Not alone

Contains: a nightmare, Satoru trying to be charismatic, fluff,

Not your letter

Contains: daily nightmares, Satoru being a sweetheart, pressure from your mother

Not the whole truth

Contains: much Angst, questioning trust, trowing up, self hate, mention of curses

Not your wife

Contains: much Angst, fighting, screaming, higher-ups, talking about loveless marriage, meeting with the higher-ups, hurt to comfort

Not my mother

Contains: arranged marriage, generational trauma, jujutsu Clans suck, reader's mom is a warning alone, talking about drugging a person, dark implications

Not my friends

Contains: Geto and Shoko (who would have thought), Angst to comfort, NOT OUT YET

More to come...

Not my kids

Finally my husband

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𓇢𓆸 I'D GIVE YOU EVERYTHING (I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU WIN)⸻ clan head Gojo

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𓍯𓂃 pairing⋙ post Shinjuku clan leader Gojo x non-sorcerer reader

𓍯𓂃 description⋙ navigating a married life is hard enough, it is harder when you know nothing about your husband other than his heroic scars and dizzying smile.

𓆰𓆪 cw⋙ canon divergence, nsfw, MDNI, clan and jujutsu world politics, arranged marriage, husband Gojo, Gojo with scars, one sided conflict, one sided pining, eventual both sided pining, suggestive stuff, they are both a little stupid about e/o, misogyny (not by Gojo), internal misogyny on reader's part, abuse, dysfunctional families, fem oriented reader, use of she/her pronouns, angst, suspected infidelity, eventually super fluffy, Mr. wife guy, condescending Gojo, possesive Gojo, p in v sex, oral sex (m! and f! receiving), mentions of breeding, breeding kink, more in chapter specific warnings.

a/n: art by 3-aem (on tumblr and twt), find the used art here. to be added to the tag list, please leave a comment below.

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♡ chapter one: Lord Gojo

♡ chapter two: Lady Gojo

♡ chapter three: TBA

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a/n: divider by @/omi-resources.

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FALSE EBULLIENCE

≡;- ꒰ °yandere!Illumi Zoldyck x f!Reader ꒱

⋆˙⟡ — SUMMARY: killua felt dumb for not understanding you sooner.

⋆˙⟡ — tw + info: mentions of kidnapping, forced relationship, mentions of forced marriage, teens that are ENGAGED (but they are like 18-19), shorthaired illumi, author uses big words (rare occurrence), inspired by a gojo fic i read on tumblr but i cant find it :(

wc: 343

Killua doesn't know where you came from. He first remembered seeing you at a family dinner when he was maybe 4 years old. All he knew was that you were his older brothers girlfriend, maybe even his fiancé, but he never really thought about it beyond that.

You would often play tag and other outdoor games with him, always a smile on your pretty face, running around in your lavish kimonos. He could only ever think of one thing when he was with you; you were so nice.

Aren't married people supposed to love each other?  Theres no way that someone as kind as you would ever love his brother. Illumi was an assassin, do you even know what that is? Killua never really saw you and his brother interact. When his brother was home, you wouldn't spend time with Killua, instead, you would follow Illumi around the estate, your gaze solemnly lowered, and cowardly still.

That was until one day when you were playing with him, and his older brother—who was thought to be on a mission for the next two weeks—had surprised the two of you. One word: y/n, and your face turned white. Killua watched as you quickly turned around to see Illumi—who was also still a teenager—staring down at the two of you. No, you weren't just scared, you were terrified. Illumi's missions always start and end on time, why was he here so soon? Illumi quickly grabbed you by the arm and dragged you away from him. You looked so panicked, so petrified, even Killua was starting to get anxious. 

Killua understood now that you didn't love his brother. It was so obvious now. How did he not notice the look of paranoia that adorned your face around the time when Illumi was scheduled to come home?

He asked his grandfather about it later that day, and he seemed to pity you. He went on about how love comes in so many different forms, and that he shouldn't worry about it.

Whatever, it's none of his business anyways.

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can we get more illumi x reader pls

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— illumi zoldyck:

❝ false eubelliance ❞ ; yandere!illumi x reader

❝ pussy killing ❞ ;! illumi x reader (18+)

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⟡ male reader

⟡ lolicon

⟡ stepcest/incest/any pseudo incest

⟡ beastiality

⟡ scat/piss

⟡ omegaverse

⟡ exhibitionism (but if its like behind an abandoned building or something its fine. i just dont think that other people should be able to see it.)

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⟡ gangbang

⟡ duct tape mummification

⟡ gags/any sex toy

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