#mercury is in reverse cowgirl
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triplefrontierbabe · 5 months ago
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Insane Motorsport text posts pt 3
part one | part two
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rattle-my-stars · 1 year ago
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here’s the top border, if that helps you decide
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thanks for your help!! 🪡🧵
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dykemd · 1 year ago
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the way im reaching mid pandemic horny levels while having sex regularly like whats going on is mercury in reverse cowgirl or sumn 🧐
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captainpissofff · 1 year ago
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Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again.
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mypoisonedvine · 1 year ago
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I KNOW NOTHING ABT ASTROLOGY EITHER and being friends exclusively with astrology bitches my strategy to get through zodiac convos is ask them their big 3 and no matter what the answer is,, just say “oooh cute!” And they eat it up every time ‼️
lol I'm so using this!! I'm just usually like "so is mercury in reverse cowgirl or what"
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inloveandfear · 2 years ago
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mercury truly is in reverse cowgirl
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trulymadlysydney · 2 years ago
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hey queen my life has been absolutely fucking terrible lately I'm talking 3 family crises in the past 5 months I'm not thriving ... as an astrology girlie can u explain this to me like is mercury in reverse cowgirl or smth
if ur wondering my sun sign is Leo my moon sign is Capricorn and my rising is Libra
thanks squid ily
REVERSE COWGIRL 😭😭
Mercury is not in retrograde, however there is a ton going on astrologically right now. And obviously astrology isn’t fully responsible for anything going on in our personal lives, but it can help explain some weird feelings.
The full moon in Libra is coming up this week, and the sun being in its opposing sign Aries leads to a little bit of chaos. Things are changing, and a lot of old issues are being brought to light— especially if you’re currently in your Saturn return (like I am). People between the ages of roughly 27 and 31 will be experiencing their first Saturn return, which is kind of considered a big shift into your adulthood in which you’re going to do a ton of reflecting on all that you’ve learned in life. You may be feeling a little bit more… not selfish, but protective of yourself? Defensive sort of? You may be learning to shift your priorities and take care of your own needs now, and realizing your boundaries. Which is tricky.
Otherwise, regardless of your Saturn return, Mercury is in Aries until the 3rd, which is going to heighten a lot of that defensiveness and make things seem a lot more explosive than they are. Mercury is going to enter Taurus on the 3rd, and things are going to slow down. You’ll find yourself being more deliberate in your actions.
Mars is also in Cancer right now, so you’re going to be more prone to mood swings than usual. You’re also going to be more intuitive, and make decisions based on what fits your current mood.
Hang in there bestie. This too shall pass, the planets are just a little funky right now.
(Also! The above— excluding the Saturn return part maybe— applies to all of us, regardless of our signs or our own charts! Yes your chart placements may cause you to feel certain aspects stronger than others, but the planets are still where they are regardless)
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zeraphimtwins · 10 months ago
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Yoo saying that Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again is crazy hahaha
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cyanocoraxx · 3 years ago
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*laying in bed preparing mentally for my counselling phone call tomorrow*
*eyes shoot open* wait. i don’t have a phone anymore.
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triplefrontierbabe · 19 days ago
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Indycar bf! x reader gf! meet the parents
summary: your boyfriend finally meets your parents
pairing: f!reader x bf! David Malukas, Pato O’Ward, Alex Rossi
warning: just some fluff
a/n: this is part of a request from the sweet @bernelflo , the second part of the request will be posted shortly! 🫶
David Malukas
This dinner has been a long time in the works. You first moved to Indianapolis for college which eventually turned into you planting your roots there once you got your first job post-college. Somewhere in the mix of all that you met your current boyfriend David, which was a total surprise and complete matter of circumstances. However, due to David’s schedule with racing, it has been tough to find a time for your parents to visit you to actually meet David– and see your new apartment. But, tonight the pieces are all falling into place.
“Babe, you’ve set and reset the table about ten times now.” David says from the kitchen watching you frantically mess with the table setting. It all had to be perfect. You wanted your parents to see that their little girl was all grown up, in her own apartment, with her own job and her own boyfriend.
“Usually the boyfriend is the one who’s the anxious one in this situation.” You say letting out an exasperated laugh. This was one of the great things about your relationship dynamic with David, he was the one who could calm the storms going on in your mind.
“Oh trust me, I am anxious but it’s not like I’ve never talked to them before.” He responds coming to stand next to you and wrapping his arm around your shoulder. It’s true, you and him have facetimed your parents numerous times before but having everyone in the same room is different.
“I know it’ll all be fine but moving away for college was a big adjustment for all of us and I just want them to know I’m doing good, you know?” You say hugging David close.
“I know babe,” He says swaying you both side to side “I know they’re already very proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished.”
Dinner comes and goes in the blink of an eye. Your parents and David really hit it off. Your dad and David share in their love for coffee which results in your dad promising to buy you two a cappuccino machine because your simple Mr. Coffee isn’t enough. And your mom loves telling David all the baby stories about you that she can. It’s fair to say this dinner went very well, to an outsider it would’ve looked like the four of you had been in the same room multiple times before.
As you escort your parents out the door and thank them for making the trip down to Indy, your mom hugs you tightly.
“Oh I’m so proud of you, honey.” She says as she takes a step back and takes your hands in hers. “He’s a good one. The way he looks at you reminds me of how your father looked at me when we were young.”
You can’t help but smile at that compliment. Your parents were high school sweethearts and on top of that, they never seemed to have had a ‘honeymoon’ phase because they never left that. They’ve been so outwardly in love with one another since you can first remember.
“Keep taking good care of her, Dave.” Your dad adds as your parents exit.
“Well, I’d say that went swimmingly.” David says hugging you from behind and planting a kiss on your hair. “Now, we need to figure out where a cappuccino machine will go.”
Pato O’Ward
Pato is stressed to the max when you step into his motorhome. Not only is today the Indy500, but your parents are here. And coincidentally his family is too. You’ve been around the O’Wards plenty since they come to many races. Elba has basically become the sibling you never had since you were an only child. Ever since Pato introduced you to his family, they all welcomed you with open arms making sure that you always felt at home when you were with them.
“What if they don’t like me?” Pato says, running his hand through his hair, looking at you with the most worried look you have ever seen in your life. The same guy who has met some of the most renowned people in the world of motorsports is freaked out about meeting your parents; two people from a small town who become friends with everyone they meet.
“Patito, what’s there to not love about you?” You ask wrapping your arms around Pato’s waist and resting your head against his chest.
“I don’t know, they could think I’m terrible or something. I don’t know.” He retorts, exhaling from his nose.
“They’re gonna love you, I promise. And I love you too.” You respond. “Besides, if they didn’t think highly of you– which they do– they wouldn’t have come all this way.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” He says letting his shoulders relax from being so tense.
“I always am.” You respond, leaning up to give him a tender kiss. You know how worked up Pato can get when he gets in his head and that moment causes him to chuckle lightly. His worry is starting to wear off, thankfully.
Soon enough, Pato has to get ready for the race and you and Elba go to the suite where both your parents are at. Upon your arrival, you see everyone already engrossed in conversation, sharing stories. This is a good sign you think to yourself.
It’s very clear Pato wanted to make a good impression on your parents because he wins the race and records the fastest lap. Your dad remarks that he hopes Pato didn’t win on your parent’s accord which earns a laugh from you, your mom and the O’Wards.
When you go down to celebrate with Pato and the team, all his worries from earlier have been washed away. Everyone is bursting with excitement, it feels like you’re in a fever dream because you’re high off pure adrenaline. In the midst of celebratory hugs, Pato hugs your parents. And, if you weren’t standing next to them you wouldn’t have been able to hear him thank your parents for being there.
After the rush of winning subsidies, you, Pato and your families go out for a celebratory dinner. It’s pretty safe to say that the cautionary tale of “bad in-laws” won’t be an issue for either of you in the future.
“Now, Pato, I’ve watched you race a few times on T.V. before,” your dad begins “but, I don’t think any of that has done your talent justice as today has. You’ve got a true gift, kid.”
Bingo. There it is. It’s like a blanket of rapport has finally settled over everyone, nobody even has a single worry in their mind as to whether the families will get along or not.
Alex Rossi
A new interest Alex has picked up since you started dating him was horses. He had recently gained part ownership of a racehorse and much to your chagrin, you’ve been enjoying it. Getting to go to tracks and wear a cute dress and hat has shaken up the monotony of the Indycar season. Now. you and Alex are on your way to one of the many tracks in Kentucky for yet another horse race. The kicker being that your parents are making a trip down to meet Alex.
“Do they think I’m old?” Alex asks as he glances over to you sitting in the passenger seat in the car. You and Alex are just about eight years apart, which isn’t necessarily a lot but him being in his thirties and you in your twenties makes the age gap seem bigger than it is.
“What? No, of course not.” You say scoffing at his absurd question, although it does stick in the back of your mind for the rest of the car ride.
Once the two of you arrive at the track, you make your bouts with Alex greeting familiar faces and checking on the horse, its trainer and jockey.
You have yet to see your parents given that the track is full of people dressed to the nines all milling about. Thankfully Mother Nature decided to be kind this weekend by holding off on the rain.
After more socializing, you finally spot your parents in the distance.
“Oh, there they are Alex.” You say nodding in the direction your parents are.
His face pales for a brief moment. He wants to make a very good impression on your parents and thankfully being at a race where he’s not the one racing puts his mind at ease. But still, meeting the parents is scary even for the grown man.
“They’ll love you.” You say reassuring Alex while lacing your hand with his pulling him towards your parents.
“There they are!” Your dad says, opening his arms for a hug. You hug him then your mom before stepping aside to properly introduce Alex. He extends his hand to give your parents a handshake but your mom instead chooses to give him a hug.
“We’ve heard so much about you Alex!” Your mom says beaming. “I’m so glad we finally get to meet you. You know, she can’t stop talking about you.” You roll your eyes at the typical mom phrase.
Before the race starts you all settle into your seats as the small talk continues. Things seem to be going better than you initially thought. Your dad and Alex bond over their love for Creed, thank goodness because that band is not your cup of tea no matter how hard Alex tries to get you to like them.
The momentum of the day doesn’t end there, your parents decided to take you and Alex out to dinner. And conversation continues to flow effortlessly. You haven’t seen your parents take a liking to a boyfriend of yours so easily before. Granted, in retrospect, those relationships were in a sense juvenile even though you had high hopes. You know how protective your parents are of you, especially since you’re their only kid.
As the night wraps up and you all go your respective ways, you can’t help but pick up the kind words your parents have to Alex.
“It’s been nice getting to know you, Alexander.” Your dad says giving Alex one of those masculine handshake-hugs. “Hopefully next time we’re out for a race, you’re the one on the track.”
“For sure, just let me know when and I’ll get you guys the whole VIP experience.” Alex says smiling, which he notably doesn’t do much around people.
“Job well done, my dear.” Your mom whispers into your ear as she gives you a hug.
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luckynumberthreed · 4 years ago
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dykemd · 1 year ago
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mercury IS in reverse cowgirl baby and it's a full moon tonight
damn thats so crazy……… n on a full moon too huh…… anyone knows if mercury is up for some knotting 🧐
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layinsomesoftdirtdude · 4 years ago
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some recent stuff idk :3
he/they pls
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light-bender · 4 years ago
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"Friday the 13th is fun!" I said.
"Nothing bad has ever happened to me on Friday the 13th before." I said
And then I ran out of weed, and all my connects are dry.
I feel like I am trapped in a slow burn horror movie.
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silver--storms · 5 years ago
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thadeeliv · 6 years ago
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where the HELL is that screenshot of the tweet saying “mercury in reverse cowgirl” i DESPERATELY NEED IT
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