#mercenaryrocket

[misanthropecopy]

⊗ pokemon trainers

Thoughts & Opinions: Accepting

         “I find a plethora of things to be wrong with humanity, in general and the position of Pokemon trainer is one of them. While some people in this occupation do eventually form healthy bonds with all their Pokemon, the fact that these individuals often instinctively stow them inside those accursed capture devices on sight just makes their bonds come across as insincere and dare I say indicate signs of Stockholm syndrome. Now not all trainers do this, as they allow practically all their Pokemon to choose to go with them. Some of my kind even battle trainers so the individuals can prove themselves worthy of handling them. Most coaches however merely see Pocket Monsters as a means to an end; nothing more than trophies that further their goals, rather than even consider them as living beings. Do not even get me started on those individuals who use my kind for unsavory purposes, or are actually under the delusion that catching Pokemon will help them “better understand us”. From what I have discovered they are perfectly capable of comprehending us just fine, without trapping us in those spherical prisons.”

[obliviouskind]

There is a gift for Cyrus! It's a wooden abacus with coloured beads, the kind that children might play or learn with. This one is clearly second-hand, maybe even third-hand. One of the 'rungs' is missing entirely, along with all of its beads. The remainder of the beads have chipped paint, and the whole thing looks very scuffed and worn. Look on the bright side, though - maybe it's an antique? But probably not...

Merry Christmas

@mercenaryrocket

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Upon the palms of his hands, the pads of flesh beneath his skin. Against the plastic, rounded armrests of his modest desk seat; he leant. Broad windows spanned the very left of his office, inviting in the pale, artificial glow of lamp posts onto the hardwood floors, upon the Oakwood bureau… And Cyrus, quietly, reminisced over the fact that perhaps, just maybe, he wasn’t so different from his father as he had thought himself to have been. From that of height, to their shared appearance – the two men could be read as brothers had the younger of the two carried a bit more weight upon his bones. --They weren’t so different in the words that they choose, either; both spewing lies before crowds and seeking refuge from the world once their ire becomes too much to bear.  

They were lonesome, when others, conceivably, wished for them not to be.

They both would be spending Christmas on their own, cooped up within offices that were not at home and all that he missed, perhaps, was a wife whom awaited his return and a son that he could bypass and ignore.

Josefina could, and most likely would, play the part of mother if only she were asked to; but a boy, he had not blessed her with. And he would not. No matter her wishes for one of her own.

(Oh, he knew very well that he was cruel, cruel, cruel…)

The chair bounced upon its feathers as he sat down within it. Turned, by the dip of his toes shoved into the ground below and it was in the waning light of the December eve that he blindly reached for neatly folded envelopes and unraveled them into that of pure and honest faults.

Perhaps he should’ve turned on a lamp to spare himself eyestrain…

It would seem that Annika had cried wolf.

That Elvira claimed witness of unbecoming behaviors while Stefan, in writing so hasty it bordered upon unintelligible, laid claim to his errors in a hope that salvation and forgiveness would come knocking upon his ajar door – as long as he confessed, after all, then the punishment would not be so harsh.

… Hannah went out with a crowd of three last weekend, where one select soul drank much more than their body could hold while the other sought romance from a boy whose age was far less than that of an adult… Robin and Miriam never confessed to these accusations, however, and held fast that between the three – it was Hannah who lied.

Veronika, Fanny, Linnea and Morgan believe that they have seen treason from Ylva, while Tove and Tristan have been exposed as secret lovers.

Malin was pregnant, and Cyrus had reason to believe a certain Commander may have fathered it.

Two fingers settled against the bridge of his beaked nose. His arms, folded across his chest as he sunk into his seat as though a child within one that was far too big. A sigh expelled from his breast as aloud, in his lonesomeness, Cyrus simply confessed;

That he did not care for these quarrels, and that they were not his business to sort.

That he did not care to know what sins others held within their breasts.

… That he did not, in fact, have an obligation to care for the spawn of a commander who wouldn’t ever confess to his involvement in the very first place.

No, if Cyrus were to truly be honest; today, as snow lapped upon the streets of Veilstone and children’s choirs sang within sanctuary halls – he did not care for much of anything at all. --He would turn twenty-two in but an odd number of days – and time, it seemed, was running by fast.

The next mountain of letters were accompanied by that of supposed ‘evidence’.

Filip had managed a photograph of Jakob’s money meddling – sending earnings to foreign relatives without giving a notion that this was something that would be occurring. An act of treason in the form of trust, if nothing more, and though Cyrus felt the act was harmless in and of itself… it was a matter that ought not to be fostered. Trouble would begin to brew if it were.

Cyrus fingered at paper bags and sealed off packages. At boxes within boxes, notes within notes; all provided for the sake of letting him know whom it was he should trust, and whom he shouldn’t.

Anya claimed angels whispered into her ear at night, of wicked desires towards their one and true Messiah. The crude drawings were something he perhaps would’ve wished to have been spared, but their sorting system has yet to be properly defined, as well as refined.

It was a hiccup that could be dealt with by re-schooling… Perhaps psychiatric contacts would be a resource worth investing in…

“… Cyrus?”

Tired eyes redirected from the task at hand; to that of Jupiter. Stood against the frame of his office door, her hip jutted while her fingers daintily drummed upon finely carved wood. A prototypical uniform adorned her slender form, that of a pencil style skirt and blouse; something that he, in the now, saw as unfit and undesirable.

“One usually waits outside before entering a superior’s office, Jupiter,” Cyrus quietly remarked. No true authority, however, lingered within his tone; and so perhaps that was why she didn’t feel her actions were all that wrong. Noon, after all, had come to pass hours ago and in the presence of but the two… Well, exceptions had been made in the past…

He fiddled with the handle of one of his bureau desk drawers, fishing out a paper and pen to scribble down a note for their uniforms to be looked over and reconsidered once more. A hand, waving her way. “At least feign formalities if you can’t wait another minute or two.”

Her heels rhythmically clicked as she traversed the space between them.

“… I was heading out,” she began, raspberry eyes darting from side to side – anywhere that wasn’t him. Despite appearances, she seemed to hold some sense of shame within herself for her actions after all. “However, there was a package left at the front desk. Elinore left an hour early and so no one got the notice and, well, it seems the giver didn’t fancy themselves finding anyone to bring it to our attention which is just, really fucking inconvenient and-”

“Josefina.”

Her cheeks flushed.

“Right, sorry.”

However embarrassed she may have felt over his impatient promptness seemingly weren’t enough to stump her invasive ways; for rather than simply handing him the package, kneel and leave – Josefina rounded his desk and took a seat upon the armrest of his seat. A place that he, within himself, assumed to be a rather uncomfortable place to sit – though he wouldn’t be voicing this observation of his.

Least she asks if he had somewhere else in mind for her to sit.

“… I don’t know what it is,” she eventually said, after seconds had passed in simple and pure silence. The package was handed to him and now, Cyrus decided, it seemed ‘present’ perhaps was a better term used to describe the given item. The wrapping was plain, unassuming and lacking in any decorations that may have suggested it as such; but a neatly scribbled sticker was placed upon the brown wrapping. Upon which, his name was written neatly. “… But, I don’t think it’s a late report.”

“I think you’re right about that.”

Cyrus sat himself up once more – properly again, with his shoulders flush against the back of his seat. Room was lacking now, with candy seated against his left arm (his father came to mind once more…) --He grasped the supposed present from his commanders hands and begun unraveling its contents one section at a time.

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“This, dear boy, is an abacus.”

Father Orlov had presented him with the wooden object one late afternoon, when Sunday schooling had long since passed and the boy – himself, in this case – hadn’t wished to leave for home. A question of why had been posed, and as often was the case with children whom fear punishment or ridicule; an answer had not been given. --Orlov had deemed it inappropriate, but understandable, and suggested they go to the sanctuary until Cyrus felt ready to return to his parents once more.

Something that Cyrus had appreciated very much, but hadn’t voiced.

“Did you know that man weren’t created with the idea of numbers in their thoughts? Counting, of course, occurred; but a visual means of presenting ones work hadn’t been presented in any academic sense.”

In an effort to find him something to spend his time with, however, father Orlov had taken to scouring the shelving for textbooks and scriptures to engage within and use. What he had found instead, however, had been said abacus.

It had sat awkward within Cyrus’s hands, though not unfamiliar. His elementary school had used these frames to present math as a less intimidating matter than one may first assume.

Cyrus, however, never had seen the utility of them – he could count, and knew how to do so well even before the children of his age range could count to one hundred and two.

“Miss Ulrika gave us one of these at the start of grade one,” he had expressed, gently placing the abacus down onto his desk. Ignore it, he wouldn’t – but play with it was another thing entirely. “I never needed to use one.”

Orlov’s large hands had placed before him upon the desk, then, and not for the first time in his life had Cyrus thought that his pastor was a man of significant stature. Not in the way his father was, certainly not; but he was towering, no matter whom it was he stood before. --And Cyrus was quite small, still.

Orlov’s smile had been warm. “Hm. Perhaps you didn’t… Or at the very least, not for mathematical calculations.”

“… What else would you use it for?”

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The chair creaked as Josefina shifted where she sat and over his shoulder, her locks cascaded like imperial curtains. “A counting frame?” She said, reaching for the item as though it was hers, and not his.

He didn’t stop her. --It was held over their heads – the beads, sliding every which way it was tilted.

“Abacus.” He mindlessly corrected, settling his elbow upon the armrest of which was not currently occupied. “It’s an abacus.”

“Abacus, schoty, soroban…” He gave her a look. She waved her hand his way, returning the frame. “What? I like learning new words. Besides, it’s still a counting frame no matter what its ‘fancy’ name is.”

It felt heavier now, with one side holding most of the lingering beads. The fact that it was broken and old, was perhaps its only fault; counting upon it wouldn’t exactly be useful. “I didn’t know you were so knowledgeable about… arbitrary things such as these.”

His pastor had known a lot, too.

“I have hobbies outside of being your little helper too, you know…” Her shoulder nudged his. “Though, I will say being with you is by far my favorite of the… (one finger, two…) three.”

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“The one’s your teacher offered you undoubtedly were one created within a factory somewhere. Carved by machinery and workers alike, with little care for the quality and style of the frame outside of the state requirements.” Father Orlov had spoken with certainty and poise, as though he was holding a lecture within the church halls rather than speaking about a simple wooden toy. Perhaps it was why Cyrus had cared to listen. “… This one however, my dearest boy, is nothing like what you have ever held before.”

His eyes had diverted, then, from that of his pastor – to the abacus within his hands. Its thick frame was carved out of oak, with its rungs created from metal surely found within one out of Sinnoh’s rich mines. --It was… Unremarkable.

Ugly, even.

“… It’s just an abacus, father.” He had expressed and the laugh that echoed afterwards caused his cheeks to flush with heat.

(Was he so wrong?)

Orlov’s voice was covered with mirth as he spoke. “It is indeed but an abacus, Cyrus. But even the most simple of things have history.” The item was taken out of his hands, as gently as though an infant was dealt with – and here, as the frame was held up against the backdrop of the setting evening sun, the beads glimmered as though honey gold.

It had felt almost magical.

“… We may not always see the value of the past when we first encounter it,” Orlov had stated, lines forming at the ends of his lips of which aged him beyond his given years. “However, if we allow ourselves to study it from a different angle… Perhaps we will be richer still.”

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The pad of his thumb brushed over the beads, gently attempting to see – just tell – if there was something hidden within. --It seemed these were simply wood, and nothing more.

“Y’know,” Josefina eventually voiced – thumb set upon her plump bottom lip in thought. “… I don’t think this is a Sinnohan model, despite it being a… children’s toy.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah.” Instead of stealing the toy, this time the woman simply pointed. At the piece of wood of which separated a vertical row from the rest. “Sinnohan ones don’t have this separation, and the drops are usually oval shaped and round at their edges.”

He fingered at a red-chipped bead. “These are carved to a point.”

“Exactly.” Her hands clapped together in excitement as she stood from her seat. The chair rattled from its loss. “Sinnohan ones also have two differently colored beads in each row. Save for two, where there’s three, while this one only has two over all.”

His cheek settled upon the knuckles of his hand, the toy balanced upon his thigh by but a single digit. “… Is this one of your, what was it… three interests, commander?”

She stuck her tongue out at him like a child. “I write, boss… Sometimes it leads you down weird rabbit holes of information. This happened to be one of them.”

“I see.”

Her heels clicked as she rounded the bureau, met at their points once she stood before it and after that – she gently kneeled. Like the proper employee that she pretended to be. “Well, Merry Christmas, sir. I hope you enjoy your toy.”

With that, she left; a giggle surely bubbling within her throat.

Cyrus turned in his seat, so that he faced the broad windows to his left. The sun was long since gone, hidden by winters cold and even though he tried to – attempted, to mimic an act from so long ago – the streetlights outside did not give away any hidden truth within the abacuses broken frame.

… Perhaps not all things are valuable. --It was, after all, but a broken children’s toy.

[spikemuthtoothfairy]

@mercenaryrocket​

[controlledhues]

❝Well, thank you...! You could also try and teach Alecto to teach others how to... stab.❞

@mercenaryrocket​

[chaserainbows]

Vine Check - Red, Hilbert, Roark, Bashou

@controlledflame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNGKD4MTV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VftW1XulmMA

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@luckynatured

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4joTIghUzWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8

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@the-great-marsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVSRsvlKkvQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxptzgPUPg

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@mercenaryrocket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ptb0XlOXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diVtzaZDP3o

[renaissanceduroi-archive]

@mercenaryrocket​ said: "You look like a wannabe Fire type to me."

“Why the ‘wannabe’?” 

“Is that your attempt at being clever and cruel?”

[fieldknowledge]

@mercenaryrocket & @megacharms

// `u` There you go!  Roses and Hydrangeas!  That’s all that I’ve got in me...  Ehehe, and because I’m Hoenn biased and plan on doing a small ‘collection’ of Hoenn stuff, I spent a bit more time on May/Haruka

[horizonboundtrainer]

@mercenaryrocket​

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[pkmnsdarkqueen]

4, 11, 19

Character Creation Questions for the Muse! Send in a number!

-Original ask open-

4. Do they have a false name? Why? Does it have any meaning?

Karen has a number of them associated with certain personalities and places thought the list is rather extensive and while she knows them it’s still confusing. Her most frequent one is Okera Tanaka though. The fist name is an adjustment on a Japenese demon’s name which as a kid she thought was a cool scary one, and the last name is common so no one raises a brow. 

In meta gaming terms Okera is the leaked name of what was originally going to be the dark gym leader back in the original Silver and Gold games. This gym leader was never given anything more than a name, and a type but I think it’s cool to give a nod to the direction Karen’s character could of taken. 

11- How attractive are they to others?

Due to the fact that even before Masters Karen was still among people’s top 10 lists for waifu’s usually being in the top 3 I label that she’s extremely attractive to people. (I remember liking Karen as a kid, and then realized people liked her for more visual reasons besides just being cool. from what I’ve seen this is still the case.) Thus allowing her to leverage it when she wants to, and well doesn’t actually have romantic feelings for the person. Add on mysterious rumors, her position, a bold confidence that comes out when she’s aggressive, kind relatable heart, and yeah she pretty much is a 10/10 for alot of people. 

19- Are they a daredevil or more cautious?

When she thinks no one is watching or with a friend daredevil all the way. All of her actions are calculated though, and she never does anything without running through consequences. When in the public image though she takes on a far more composed, cautious, and refined attitude being a ‘well rounded elite figure’. Catch her at the league though when people aren’t around, and she’s trying a new motorcycle trick.

[whencrookslaugh]

♖ — Do people, in your muse’s opinion, ever really change? Do they believe themselves to be capable of changing? (for both!)

♖ — Do people, in your muse’s opinion, ever really change? Do they believe themselves to be capable of changing?

♢William strongly believes people can change. It’s one of the pillars that holds his view of his life and choices together. He remembers his sister as a nice and even timid girl, and he perceives himself as having been more selfish when he was younger as well. He sees his decision to run away from home as a selfish one.  By helping take care of Elianna now, joining team rocket for her, he’s actively trying to prove that he’s grown into a more selfless person. William thinks anyone can change, if they’re put in the right circumstances. ♢Elianna on the other hand believes that the person she has developed into is just who she was always going to grow to be, and that that's the case for everyone. Maybe it would have looked different in a different life, maybe she could have been an accountant who cooked the books, maybe she could have been a team rocket scientist, but she doesn’t believe the fundamentals of who she was, what she liked to do, and the negative elements of her personality would change or are worth trying to change.

❇ life philosophy headcanons.

[theamazingtrainernate]

You have received a gift from Bashou! It's a single tin of sliced pecha berries in syrup. Nothing special about it, except that it's slightly out of date. A year out of date, in fact. But hey...tinned fruit keeps forever, right? I'm sure it'll be fine...

“........ this is the least spectacular present I’ve ever received. It’s not even new either.” Still.... maybe he’ll keep it? After all, it could be good prank material.

[misanthropecopy]

        She doesn’t like this, AT ALL.

[obliviouskind]

FRAUD - A time my muse manipulated and outright lied or even gaslit someone.

𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴

@floralcrowns, as well as @mercenaryrocket

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“… My name, as I appear to you today, is Cyrus...”

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If the question had been posed to Cynthia, then the assertion that he was a liar would be fastly reckoned as an absolute certainty. A man such as he (with his following of wayward sheep) does not, after all, gain such notoriety in a nation such as theirs without the usage of deception and outright fraud. Sinnoh’s young could not have been so foolish as to follow the promises of utopia under the names of children’s book characters – Saturn, Jupiter and Mars… – without the use of coercion. To have willfully turn their backs on their families and friends to chase after a dream of an unobtainable ideal was nothing but a fairytale scenario, and nothing more.

Cyrus Akagi had been a manipulator of the highest degree, unlike anything they ever had seen before within their rich boarders – and no one, not even she, could’ve seen it coming from a boy once so devoted to the faith (the heart) of their regions entire population.

… But, Cynthia actually could’ve known. Did know, yet hadn’t allowed herself to fully see. For even at an age as young as seventeen, where uncertainty and fear still had festered within his veins and the thought of falling into sin was worrisome enough to stain his flesh with bled gold – even back then, he had told her exactly what he thought of the world that they lived in.

Cyrus never had spoken untruthfully about his intentions to her.

(Never had hid who it was that he would become.)

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“… This world of ours is a crude one. In a word, it is incomplete. It has been, and always will be, a struggle to survive in this world…”

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If the question had ben posed to Hikari, then her answer would’ve been much less crystal clear. But, perhaps, more honest because of that fact.

Her first meeting with Cyrus had been the winter before her twelfth birthday, at the lake situated on the outskirts of her small home town that seldom saw visitors from city’s larger than Celestic. He had been a man of ivory towers, untouchable in a manner she never before had encountered. Yet, more than once throughout the years that would pass, she had felt her hand sit within his. Had heard his voice speak without that air of manufactured authority as he claimed – explained to her – that she was being lied to by those she felt she could trust the most.

In the Eternal forest, he had told her that if you tell nothing but the truth – then you won’t have to remember what it was that you said. --So that when it came time for her to make her choice… When it was time for her to decide for herself; that she could remember who it was that spoke truthfully to her, and who it was that didn’t.

… Perhaps most innocently, seated almost hip to hip on a grassy hill stained by painter’s hands, she had once asked him;

“Do you think I will grow to be just as tall as you?”

He had pondered for a moment, eyes of which almost were a mimicry of her own dancing over the height of her childish cheeks and bug-like gaze. She truly had been nothing but a child, way back then. “You can grow in many different ways, Hikari. I’m simply… tall.”

Such answers never were satisfactory for children, and she had seemed to muse over it all for a moment in time. Her lips, gnawed at by her teeth while her fingers had played with her off-white scarf.

(He had wondered when it was last that she gave it a good wash.)

“… But, do you think?”

Cyrus hadn’t lied to her. Had spoken nothing but the truth, with the faintest hint of a smile tugging at his cheeks.

“… No, I don’t think you will.”

(If only he had known how right he would be…)

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“…We humans and Pokémon are likewise incomplete. Because we are all so lacking, we fight, we maim... It is ugly...”

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He once had told her that if someone ever asked her if she was afraid – and her answer were to be a clear ringing yes – that she should tell them exactly that. Admit that she’s terrified, and that she hopes that things will turn out okay. --Advice of which, at the end of the day, he never allowed for her to properly put to use. Despite their private meetings under star-lit skies, their quiet walks in forests unnamed and lost – despite all of that, Hikari still had stayed on her path of manufactured heroics.

“Are you afraid, Cyrus?” Her dainty, bird chipper voice could’ve asked him as they faced off like the caricatures that they were in Veilstone. And his true and honest answer, as one by one she brought down the creatures he himself never had trained – as she beat his work (his dreams) beneath the earth’s soil; Cyrus would’ve answered her truthfully.

That he had been afraid.

Terrified.

And that he only hoped that things would turn out okay.

She never did ask him that question (why would she?) just as much as he didn’t ask her what she felt, when he sent the agape jaws of his hound to tear out her tender throat. Had not asked her if she, in that moment, had feared him.

Had feared for her life.

(She would’ve told him that she had been afraid. Terrified. And that she had felt as though things wouldn’t turn out okay.)

Cyrus’s lies to Hikari never truly ended up being so clear, and for it – neither would her answer be. For he followed his own advice to her effortlessly; he spoke the truth to her at every stop, every crossroads that they had come to share over the course of those two long years. --The way he had lied, was by having behaved as though he never would’ve be capable of causing her harm.

(He had thought, deep in his soul, that he never could’ve, either.

But fear makes people act irrationally and wrong… Emotions, truly, were the bane of humanity’s existence.)

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“… Together we pored over myths and exposed their secrets. Together we captured legendary Pokémon. And now, Team Galactic has obtained the energy to change the world!”

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The lies that had been spoken, however, had always been aimed towards those whom perhaps deserved them the very least… Cyrus, at his core, was not – and is not – a man who spoke untruths for his own personal gain. He never did manipulate, gaslight nor fake any action that he took – did not falsify any opinions that he held. --What he did do, was tell half-truths to those whom trusted him most.

Josefina – Commander Jupiter – had followed his every step like a pup lusting for its owner’s affection; and he had strung her along by the promise of a life greater than the one she currently led.

She had left behind her family, her security, for the promise of what he could give her.

A life with him, in a world with no strife or heartache. A life where she no longer would feel a void within the cage inside her breast.  

He had lied to Saturn just as well, but the boy never truly had been as gullible and trusting as all f the rest. Sevestyan, much like those before him, grew from promising beginnings and left it all behind; all via his own personal choice. And though he never got to know the full extent of what he had gotten himself into until it was far too late to back out – he had followed the beat of their wretched drum for the sake of earning the power high his street gangs no longer could afford him.

He had been greed personified, and had wished for the world within his palm. --And Cyrus had promised him that it would be so.

… He had lied to Mars in ways that perhaps weren’t so grand. In ways that, if one read between the lines, had held little meaning or purpose other than to help the young girls mind settle.

He had promise her the safety of a family – together with himself, and those that she knew she could trust.

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“…Though our missions may differ, our hearts beat as one.”

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With every single one of them, lies of different degrees had manifested themselves. Be it by his own half-truths, or by the perceived lies of the accuser. But… Does this make him a liar? A manipulator who’s irredeemable in the eyes of the world?

Does it make him a fraud?

Cyrus himself, in all honesty, wouldn’t know what the correct answer would be. What it should be. --But he would hope that no matter which one was correct – that who he was now, was different from whom he had been.

Hopefully he has grown in ways that are different from simply height.

If only by just a little.

[rottenrhythms-a]

You have received a gift from Bashou! It's...a Ziploc bag full of hair clippings, each one several inches in length. Fortunately it's just head hair, and not something more gross! Actually, it seems to have come from a few different people, and maybe some Pokémon too, judging by the range in colours and textures. Perhaps you could use it for a craft project? Or see if a charity wants it?

“...why do I get the feelin' I’m gonna become part of a criminal investigation if I hold onto this?” She unceremoniously hurls the bag into a nearby dumpster. Sorry, Bashou!

[3000yearmonarch-archived]

@mercenaryrocket asked: You have received a gift from Bashou! It's a bottle of sunscreen, SPF 15 to be precise. However, it soon becomes clear that the bottle is almost empty, and it might even be out of date. Maybe you could get one day's use out of it, if you're lucky...

“...Well, hopefully this means someone at least used it, so it didn’t go to waste. That’s better news than nothing.”

[chaserainbows]

“Maybe I should 50 hit combo people I don’t like after all.”