#mephistopheles cod

[quarterlifekitty]

So I've been wanting a dog for SO long and I'm still not in a position to get one in good conscience, but together with a partner it could maybe be possible. How would the CoD men react to you suggesting getting a dog together? And also, what kind of dog would they want? And what would they want to name it?

Hope you realize that they’re gonna get deployed at some point and then it’s your dog lol

Gaz wants very classic, intelligent medium-large dog. German Shepard, Labrador, malamute, something like that. And he acts like he’s your dad when you ask about it. Like “are you sure we can handle the responsibility???” Like I dunno Kyle if you’re telling me that I can trust you with an automatic rifle in a foreign country but I can’t trust you to co-parent a dog then I’m not paying my fucking taxes this year. Anyway, it likes him more even though you’re the principal food giver, and it has a simple, pretty name like Lucy or Daisy.

You’re going to have to ask Soap about getting a dog on your second date if you wanna beat him. This man is 100% the type to bring home an animal without asking or telling you. Terrier of some kind— friend of his was giving away puppies and he couldn’t help himself because without you he has no impulse control. You come home to the puppy tearing into one of his boots and you’re like “Johnny. What is this.” And he’s like “That’s Gargamel” as if that should satisfy all of your curiosity.

Ghost is kinda reluctant. He doesn’t think of himself as nurturing. He doesn’t like noise. He’s all “if we’re gonna have a dog, it’s gonna need discipline from day one”. You get a mutt from a shelter, some pit bull mix. On day 2 he’s letting his leg fall asleep because the dog is sleeping on his lap. It has a generic dog name, like Spike.

Price thinks a dog is a good idea. Could keep you company while he’s away, and you probably need some more time to warm up to living with him before he suggests a baby. He insists you decide on the breed because you’ll be spending the most time with it, but he’s clearly very biased. He’s pushing for a dog with floppy ears. This man wants a wrinkly dog. You’re getting a basset hound, is what I’m saying. He decided when you brought up getting a dog. The dog gets a rank, also. Sergeant Columbo. Sarge for short.

König does not realize this, but his favored breeds are all intelligent, somewhat violent, and require a lot of grooming. Childishly, he doesn’t love the idea of getting a dog because it means sharing your attention with an animal, but at the same time he feels it would be cruel to deny you that considering that he can’t be home all of the time. You get a poodle or a bedlington terrier. It has a cute name like Mitzi, but like. That thing is tearing squirrels to shreds. And he loves it. But it loves you more.

Nikolai agrees on a dog, so long as it has utility as well as being a companion. He’ll get you a doberman, and it’ll be trained at a highly rated obedience school, and further trained by him to basically defend you to the death. And you can tell him that you don’t think anyone is ever gonna try to pull anything on you while this dog is around, but he just says it doesn’t hurt to be careful. Its name is something edgy like Dante, Mephistopheles, Cerberus. He thinks a scary dog needs a scary name, even if it acts like a puppy when it’s around you.

[xxhexwolfxx]

Just to be sure but would you accept requests for the characters stated below 👇

BG3 - Astarion, Gale, Wyll, Halsin, Haarlep, Dammon, Rolan, and Zevlor

Obey Me - Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Solomon, Simeon, Diavolo, Barbatos, Mephistopheles, and Raphael

COD MW2 - Ghost, Konig, Soap, Alejandro, Horangi, Price, Rodolfo, and Gaz

Spiderverse - Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Noir, Hobie Brown, and Peter B Parker

Please tell me if there's any character you won't accept that's mentioned here! Thanks!

Hello! :] I'm going to make a list of characters that I will/won't write for. I'll most likely post the list tomorrow or the day after. I'll link it to my intro so everyone can see it! I will start writing soon after everything is set up so I can get it out of the way.

I will write for those characters and more! If I don't know much about the character, then I will just do a bit of research.

Have a great day/night! <3

[a-5-m-0-d-3-u-5]

Rules for Requesting~

All works are male, masc, trans male, and nb/gender neutral reader.

Fandoms (list subject to change

Obey Me! (Nightbringer included - Mephistopheles, Raphael, and Thirteen will not be written for)

Mario Bros. (Bowser bias, but other characters are available)

The Legend of Zelda (BOTW/TOTK bias)

Hades (Supergiant game)

Castlevania (Netflix show only, bias to the main 3)

COD MW2 (slowly dipping my toes in this, currently only writing for the main 141 boys)

Permitted Topics

Both sfw and nsfw content

Romantic and platonic (for Obey Me, Luke fics are platonic only)

Male and female love interests

Fics/one shots, imagines, and headcanons

Polyamorous relationships

Ships (if I can resonate with the chemistry of them at least)

Some taboo kinks (fics with this content will be posted to ao3 and linked here)

Prohibited Topics

Angst (will write, very much not preferred, and it will be hurt comfort because ow)

RPF (real people fiction)

Specifically tailored fics (I will not write your name or personality into anything)

Genderbent characters (canonically genderbent is fine, however)

Female/fem aligned reader inserts

ABO/Omegaverse/cis mpreg (transmasc/afab mpreg is fine)

Tags (these are listed if anyone wants to block them and for better organization

#from the heart - any uncategorized rambling

#updates - important updates on the blog, fics, or life in a way that effects writing

#reblog - any reblog without a reasonable purpose

#appreciation - reblog of a fic or art I like to showcase it

#writing tips - writing tips for me to save

#writing prompts - writing prompts for me to use or anyone to request from

#sinful writing - nsfw content

#request - asks requesting works, those works will be posted separately and linked in the request

DISCLAIMER: This should not have to be said but any and all bigotry is explicitly prohibited. You will be ignored and proper measures taken. This is a place away from conflict and I intend on keeping it that way. LGBTphobia, racism/xenophobia, misogyny/misandry, ableism, religion based discrimination, and any other sort of bigotry is frowned upon here and you are not welcome.

[radioactiveshitstorm]

ay thanks for the tag!

Three ships: ooogh Kapkan/Jager (R6S), O14 (Destiny), Ghost/Soap (CoD)

First ever ship: oh christ that'll be SuFin (Sweden/Finland) from the Hetalia days

Last song: Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

Last movie: The Monuments Men (that was a while ago, i don't really watch movies much)

Currently reading: re-reading The Red Coffin for the millionth time :)

Currently watching: Marble Hornets (also for the millionth time)

Currently consuming: leftover pizza and coke

Currently craving: i'd kill for some butter chicken rn

tagging @sweet-mephistopheles, @alexkellerenthusiast, @witheringlorekeeper, @nodaudaboutitt, @waiterwaiterpercolator

and whomstever else feels like hopping on, open invitation :D

Nine people you would like to get to know better

Tagged by @cursedvibes 💙 Gotta admit your recent posts about Houseki no Kuni have got me prettyyyyy curious about it.

Three ships: Yuuji/Gojou, Yuuji/Nanami, and Yuuji/Choso based on the extent of my current interest, but if I had to pick one per fandom, it'd be Yuuji/Gojou, Ichigo/Grimmjow, and Steve/Bucky.

First ever ship: I...have no earthly idea. I got into fandom by accident, read anything and everything, and at some point, I got really into shipping, and then it became my favourite form of fandom engagement (which is hilarious because I'm aromantic as all fuck). But I can't remember how/when it started.

Last song: STITCH ME UP by Point North

Last movie: Last one I saw in a cinema is Everything Everywhere All at Once, I think. Might have watched something later on my laptop but can't remember.

Currently reading: Keeping up with the JJK manga and, as always, ripping into academic texts for a living

Currently watching: The weekly eps of JJK S2 and Bleach TYBW

Currently consuming: Nothing

Currently craving: I just ate so the stomach is closed for business

Tagging, no pressure, @possibleplatypus, @joeys-piano, @stilllostinthedaydream, @calamitouskings, @eusuntgratie, @nylazor, @backwardshirt, @sorrythatwasamistake, @creepydai

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[slashyrogue]

Based on THIS from @dailyau

The first time Will saw the man who walked his cat he did a double take pausing on the sidewalk as they came toward him and Winston. The man wore a perfectly fitted suit, hair slicked back, and walked as if he were on a runway in Paris. Winston began to growl the closer the man and the cat got to them and he was only just in time to pull Winston back before he began barking like mad. 

“Shit, Winston NO! Heel!” 

Winston growled, laying down, and the man picked up his cat glaring at Will. 

“You should train your animal better.” 

“You shouldn’t walk a cat next to dog!” 

The man’s eyes narrowed and he turned with a huff stomping off to God knew here. Will hoped to never see that weirdo again. 

Except he did seem. 

The next day. 

Walking with his stupid Siamese cat on the same side of the street as Will and Winston. Winston began to growl even before they came into view and Will angrily led him to the other side of the street. The man smirked at Will as they passed, and he hoped he fell on his smug asshole face when he hit the ice in front of Mrs. Glasser’s house. 

This happened for almost a week before Will finally asked around. 

“Oh, that’s Dr. Lecter. Isn’t that a lovely Siamese? They’re very expensive, you know.” 

Will gritted his teeth. “Yeah, I’ve heard. Where does he live?” 

“Oh he lives on the next block. He moved into the old lot where Mr. Fuller was and knocked down his old cruddy place to build a beautiful two story Cape Cod. It’s a lovely house all brick with brown siding.”

He left Winston at home and took a walk to Elm Street where he spotted Lecter’s house immediately. It was the only house that didn’t look like it belonged, and when he got closer Will was just in time to see Dr. Lecter came out with his stupid cat.” 

The man stopped when he saw Will. “Hello again. No dog, I see? Have you gotten rid of it?” 

Will glared at him. “Walk on another block. I’ve lived on that block for almost ten years. I have every right to...” 

The cat hissed at him and Will glared down at the stupid thing. 

“Mephistopheles doesn’t like you.” 

He laughed. “Mephi....oh god...I can’t. Just find somewhere else to walk your cat, please?” 

“Why should I?” 

“Because I’m asking you to,” Will mumbled, “And...because you seem like a reasonable man. Dogs don’t like cats and I don’t want anything to happen to yours. Okay?” 

He watched Lecter’s eyes soften. “I...yes, that seems reasonable. Though...what will I get in return?” 

Will blinked. “Are you honestly extorting me for money?” 

Dr. Lecter smiled and lifted the leash in his hand showing off what looked like diamond cufflinks on his wrists. “Do I look like I need money, Mister....?” 

“Graham,” Will mumbled, “Will Graham. What else would you want from me?” 

“Dinner,” he said, making Will blush, “Tonight. I’d like to make up for my faux paus.” 

Will swallowed. “Um...ok?” 

He smiled. “Lovely.” 

“Where do...” 

“Here,” he said, “At my home. I would love to...give you a taste of what I can do in the kitchen.” 

Will blushed even harder. “Okay.” 

“Lovely. I will see you this evening at seven p.m.?” 

He nodded. 

“Don’t worry, Will,” he purred, “No need to dress up just...come as you are.” 

And with that he walked off with the cat who oddly enough rubbed on Will’s leg as they passed. 

Will turned to watch them go, still a little shocked. 

What had just happened? 

And why was he so excited to see that pretentious asshole again? 

[phantomlordreshiram]

A complete list of Ronnie's admin team:

- Houndoom, male named Mephis [after the name for the devil, Mephistopheles]

- Mightyena, female named Irma [After the villain Irma Bunt from On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Ronnie is somewhat of a film enthusiast].

- Liepard, female named Annie [After Annie Wilkes from Misery].

- Hydreigon, male named Caligula [after the insane emporer].

- Weavile, male named Frost.

- Obstagoon, female named Siegman [After Elena Siegman, the female metal singer who works with Kevin Sherwood for CoD Zombies songs]

His battling style focuses pretty much entirely on offense.

Is he too overpowered?

[xxhexwolfxx]

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Hello! Here’s the characters I will write for! I might add more characters later! :]

Baldur’s Gate 3

Astarion

Wyll

Gale

Shadowheart

Karlach

Halsin

Lae’zel

Dammon

Zevlor

Rolan

Haarlep

Obey Me

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Diavolo

Barabatos

Mephistopheles

Simeon

Raphael

Solomon

COD MW2

Ghost

Soap

Price

Gaz

König

Alejandro

Rodolfo

Spiderverse

Miguel O’Hara

Hobie Brown (Platonically)

Spider-Noir

Peter B Parker

Slashers

Jason Voorhees

Brahms Heelshire

Ghostface

Michael Myers

Amanda Young

RDR2

Arthur Morgan

John Marston

Javier Escuella

Charles Smith

Sadie Alder

Hoesa Matthews

Sean Macguire

Hannibal

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Frederick Chilton

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