#meowth my beloved my kitty kitty kitty

[cuteteacakes]

MEOWTH LUCKY CAT

MEOWTH LUCKY CAT FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION FOR MY FAVORITE POKEMON

[rocket-sith]

Issued a challenge. 😈

Oh Tuuuuuuummmmblerrrrr. My darling. My sweetheart. COME. AT. ME. Your insightful analysis is requested.

Observe, if you will, the horrifyingly scandalous header image shockingly pictured below:

✅ A team of villains antiheroes so amazing, so beloved, so endearingly hilarious, and so beautifully queer-coded they managed to flip the entire script so hard they got two whole generations of IRL humans to question gender norms instead of automatically equating gender norm breakage to be be a telltale sign of villainy.

✅ A happily smiling space kitty who's proudly sporting ace and aro stripes.

✅ A Shocked Pikachu Face... from Meowth. Aro-Ace Space Kitty over here must've had some god-tier tea to spill about all those silly allos.

✅ A header that's either a crude joke, a bad pun, or a top secret plan to thwart Order 66 by having the Jedi engage in lots of shameless puppy play at Lothal Pride.

✅ Photographic evidence that the dude who smoked Jessie in a bikini contest cuz he had better boobs also arguably looks better than she does in a split-front crop top.

✅ Philosophical question regarding Meowth: Power bottom, bratty sub, or actual Dom to J&J? (Can Meowth even learn Submission or nah?)

✅ Philosophical question regarding pillowbiting: Okay, I honestly don't know who the pillowbiter is, but is Wobbuffet the pillow?

✅ Game mechanics question: If Wob (psychic type) is indeed the pillow, and Meowth uses Bite (dark attack), can Wob activate Destiny Bond and make them both go down together?

C'MON, TUMBLR, STEP IT UP. I DEMAND ANSWERS. The aro-ace space kitty who is now giving all of us a healthy dose of side-eye demands answers too.

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

[cheemken]

Cuteness wins overall over strong pkmn

Nicknames YEET!!!! This is so long omg….oops lmao

Shield:

Cinderace-Cinder (this is what happens when you go into a game blind and don’t know the name of the final evolution 😂)

Dubwool-Ral (nicknamed after the character Ralsei from deltarune)

Yamper-Gabriel (nicknamed after character Gabriel from supernatural )

Pancham-Peter (nicknamed after Peter the panda from phineas and ferb)

Meowth-Kitty

Espeon-Hiro

G. Slowbro-Sherbert

Venunsaur-Bulba

Rockruff-Dol (Nicknamed after dolcetto from Fullmetal alchemist)

Luxray-Sparky

Kubfu-Kuma (nicknamed after Teddie from persona 4, specifically his Japanese name which is just…bear)

G.Slowking-Sorbet

Amaura-Aurora

Nindoqueen-Queenie

Tyrant-Rexie

Spectrier-Whisp

Shining Pearl:

Piplup-Pippin

Staraptor-Peep

Manaphy-Undyne (nicknamed after Undyne from Undertale)

Buizel-Aqua

Riolu-Aaron (Nicknamed after Sir Aaron from the pkmn movie mystery of mew)

Purugly-Tasque (Nicknamed after Tasque from deltarune)

Legends arceus:

H.Samurott-Oesha

H.Growlithe-Rocky

H.Zorua-Lear (nicknamed after Lear from Pokemon masters EX)

H. Alpha Sneasel-Dawn (Nicknamed after Dawn from gen 4 as protags brain is scrambled eggs from amnesia but they can vaguely remember their friends)

Leafeon-Sage

H.Voltorb-Barry (Nicknamed after Barry from gen 4 as protags brain is scrambled eggs from amnesia but they can vaguely remember their friends)

Violet:

Sprigatito-Basil

Pawmot-Poppy (another incident of going into a game blind and this time not knowing characters names 😭 E4 poppy would be happy to have a pkmn named after them tho I bet)

Ceruledge-Cadet

Umbreon-Sol

Greavard-Zero (nicknamed after Zero from nightmare before Christmas)

Honourable mention, Meowth-Coin (they were in Zero’s place on the team until I caught Zero)

Cyclizar-Zippy

Poochyena-Teef (nicknamed Tèèf in game bc it wont let me nicknamed Teef for some reason….)

Dippin-Dippy

Shiftry-Thyme (not named after the teacher but the herb)

Jangmo-o-Jewel

Ogerpon-Pon-pon (my beloved…)

Espurr-Prince

Metagross-Metor

Inteleon-River

Terapagos-Tera

Scarlet:

Fuecoco-jalapeño

Clodsire-Mudcake

Dachsbun-Bunbun

Squawkabilly-Lime

Armarouge-Char

Ohhh y'know undertale/deltarune too!! That's dope! Hahaha

But also love that lil thing of the protag vaguely remembering their friends and making their mons after them that's so dope your honour cnmxnx

[revengeraven]

Top 5 pokemon of the dark type go!

Ooh sweet! Ok so you know I love all Pokémon (mostly) so I’m gonna just say the first five that come to mind and say something nice about them! Ok go!

5) pawniard- I really like their design, I feel like they’re somehow teetering on the precipice of beloved and ignored somehow... I just think they’re neat! Plus that shiny palette... beautiful

4) murkrow- *gestures vaguely up at my blog name* we all know how I feel about corvids, plus everyone loves a purple shiny

3) sneasel- I have a blog literally dedicated to sneasel content, the dark ice typing is wicked cool if you ask me (pun very intended) plus, once again, phenomenal shiny and anyone who says otherwise is a coward

2) morgrem- a new generation pokemon! Gotta appreciate them all! I love them because they look like they dress exactly the way I wanted to in middle school... plus the shiny is really good— photonegative is always fun

1) alolan meowth- I love alolan meowth (and alolan Persian no matter what anyone else says) because they look like my cat and as such are immediately perfect! I actually have my Pokémon go buddy set as my shiny alolan meowth— I won’t lie, not the flashiest shiny, but very fitting for a mischievous kitty pokemon

Well I think this about sums it up... I really like shiny Pokémon, these were just the first five that came to mind— thank you anon!