#mentallyillcrustacean

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Ok I'm gonna write about this cuz look at him

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD MINORS DNI

Foolish x fem!reader, grinding, making out, slightly possessive reader (it's more jokingly), nicknames used: babe, baby

Imagine, this video comes out and you didn't know that your bf Foolish would be exposed like this. You remember him being egged but nothing specific, so seeing the absolute THIRST on Twitter was a very sudden and kinda hilarious.

Seeing the picture at first did give you an immediate reaction of desire. I mean hell that happy trail has pushed you over the edge many times whether it be you on top or bottom and grinding with it giving you the perfect friction against your clit.

Foolish wrapped up some business and didn't bother streaming today so he comes downstairs to see you staring and practically drooling over the picture on your phone, thighs pressed together seeking some form of release.

“Whatcha looking at baby?” Foolish says directly behind you causing you to jump and put your phone down immediately to the side on the couch. You turn around and see a smug smile on his face, you stutter,

“Wh-what? Oh my god, I can't believe Karl left that in the video! Like he knew what he was doing,” you laugh a little.

“Aww you jealous babe?” Foolish says sitting next to you putting a hand on your thigh, “No.. not really cause no matter how much the doozers thirst over you,” You say moving into his lap, “I know you're mine.” You kiss him slowly as his hands wrap around your waist urging you closer. His tongue prods at your lips begging for access which you happily grant him, your hands tangling into his hair as you slowly grind yourself in his lap.

You breathlessly pull back and move your hands down his chest and stomach, moving them underneath to feel his skin and happy trail you desire.

Foolish groans at your soft hands shamelessly feeling him up. “Fuck baby, you drive me crazy,” Foolish says as you move in to kiss his neck and collarbone.

“need you~ I need to feel you, please fuck me,” you whimper seductively in his ear. Foolish picks you up and walks you both to the bedroom, swiftly kicking to door shut behind him.

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To be continued maybe??

[mentallyillcrustacean]

A thought:

Punz has you sitting in front of him on your knees while he does this, head resting against his thigh smiling face while his hand caresses your cheek. Showing of his stunning s/o…

or cock down your throat with a tight grip on the back of your neck

Excuse me while I 😵‍💫

[bivwifeybunny]

I messaged you my voting for Foolish proof :) I would like a cc!punz x afab!reader smut with some praise about how reader is “such a good slut” or “my perfect girl taking me so well”.

Maybe the power went out in Punz and reader’s apartment and it’s rainy, Punz and Reader build a pillow blanket fort of sorts (in this world Punz has a damn couch XD) and then things get spicy inside.

Pairing(s): Punz x afab!reader

Warning(s): SMUT (MINORS DNI), cunnilingus, fingering, unprotected sex, hair pulling, slight dacryphilia, praise galore, lots of nicknames, literally so many nicknames (baby, princess, sweetheart, slut, perfect girl, honey), so much fluff

A/N: Okay- this might be my favorite fic I've ever written. It's just so soft and sweet and cute! Agh I'm in love with it. I hope you like it as much as I do :) Also hurray to me getting back in the swing of things with fics, school is still stressful but I feel a lot better about it as of now :) Also also hurray I actually finished a fic before 4 am :D Anyways, yeah, enjoy!

“Punz?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m bored.” You muttered into the silence of the room. You and Punz were laying on your bed, holding hands as you stared up at the ceiling. The power had been out for about… oh. Only 3 minutes. Damn this rain.

“Me too.” You both turned to look at each other, a smile forming on your faces as you gazed at each other. God, he’s so pretty.

Your smile morphed into a smirk as an idea popped into your head.

“What? What is it?”

“Let’s make a pillow fort!” You grinned, very pleased with your suggestion, already making your way to your feet and tugging him up as well.

“Fine, only because I know you need supervision.” He teased, letting you pull him into the living room.

“Yeah right. You wanna build a pillow fort just as bad as I do.” You nudged him with your elbow, his smirk fading into a soft smile that told you all you needed to know. You ran around the house, gathering all the blankets and pillows you could, pilling them on the floor in front of the couch. Now having moved in with Punz, you were sure to get the boy some damn furniture. So you had Punz move the coffee table out of the way before getting to work.

You didn’t realize how difficult this would be. If anything you thought it’d be easier with Punz here to lend a helping hand. What you didn’t anticipate, however, was that Punz would get distracted so easily, resulting in way too many pillow fights. Oh who are you kidding, there’s no such thing as too many pillow fights.

Giggles echoed throughout the house as you ran away from Punz who was chasing you, pillow in hand. “Get back here!” He laughed.

“Never!” You giggled, ending up running into a corner, only a table between you and Punz.

“You ran yourself into a corner. All according to plan.” Punz smirked.

“According to plan, my ass.” You rolled your eyes with a laugh. You scramble to think of an out and the best you can come up with is throwing your pillow at him and trying to run past him. You squeal as he grabs your waist and picks you up before you can sneak past him.

“Gotcha! Told you, all according to plan.” He smirked in that beautiful way he does whenever he wins. He leaned up and kissed you. A kiss you’re more than happy to reciprocate, hands holding the sides of his face. A giggle escapes you again and pretty soon you’re both giggling into the kisses.

Finally he sets you back down after walking the two of you back to your unfinished fort. “Okay, let’s actually finish this thing now. Without any more interruptions.” You shot him a look to which he held up his hands.

“Fine, no more interruptions. But no promises for when you finish.” He smirked, laughing when you rolled your eyes playfully and went back to finishing up the fort.

When the fort is done, you’re eager to climb inside, poking your head back out to beckon Punz inside. And soon you’re both sitting in the pillow fort, admiring your shoddy craftsmanship. “Wow. Looks just as shitty as I thought it would- ow!” Punz chuckled when you elbowed him.

“Not like you were much help. I’d like to see you do better.” You challenged.

“Of course I could, but why would I when I’m already sitting in the loveliest pillow fort ever?”

“Oh so now it’s lovely?” You asked as he leaned in closer.

“It was always lovely.” He muttered against your lips. His hands roamed your body as he shifted, gently leaning you back and hovering over you. His lips made their way down your neck as his hands reached under your shirt, caressing your sides lovingly.

“Punz..” You breathed out, one hand carding through his blonde locks.

“Just relax, baby. M’gonna take care of you.” He whispered against your skin, slipping your shirt over your head. His lips trailed down your collarbones, achingly slow for your liking but he wouldn’t let up. His kisses seemed to reach every part of you, appreciating every inch of skin they touched. Finally he took one of your nipples in his mouth, hot tongue swirling around the bud while his fingers toyed with the other.

A gasp tumbled past your lips, hips bucking up in an attempt to seek any sort of relief.

Instead of giving in, he continued on his journey of worship, mouth and hand switching places, giving your nipples equal attention. Once he felt they had been given the proper amount of attention, he trailed his kisses down your stomach, pressing a teasing kiss to each of your hips.

“Punz,” You whined, “Don’t tease me.” You huffed, eliciting a chuckle from the man.

“Sorry, honey, I just couldn’t help myself.” He smiled, helping you out of your shorts and underwear, exposing your wet folds to the cool air. He continued placing his kisses down your hips and onto your thighs, sprinkling in a couple of nips and hickeys to the inside of your thighs, oh so close to where you needed him most, but not quite there.

You squirmed, making him chuckle again. He finally lowered his mouth down to your pussy, gently blowing on your clit. You whined loudly, hips bucking, hole clenching around nothing.

“Please just do something. Please, Punz.” You pleaded desperately, his laugh sending a buzz to your core once more.

“But I have been doing something, sweetheart. Afraid you’re gonna have to be a little more specific.” He teased, lifting your legs to sit on his shoulders, but keeping you still, awaiting an answer.

“I- You know what I mean-” Your eyes welled with tears of frustration, trying to push your hips to his face, only to be denied. “Just eat me out already. Please.”

“Of course, princess.” He concedes, lowering his face onto your pussy, tongue alternating between lapping at your folds and circling your clit.

Your thighs instinctually clench, being held in place by Punz’s hands. Your fingers tangle in his hair, pulling him closer as you moan out in pleasure.

“Doin’ so good. My pretty baby.” He mumbled against your pussy, one hand moving to push two fingers into your hole. He pumps them in and out, smirking against your clit, feeling your pussy eagerly suck them in. “Such a good little slut, aren’t you?”

You whine loudly, nodding your head as your fingers tug on his hair, making him groan into your pussy. “Punz,” You pant, “More please- faster-”

He slips in a third finger, just like you ask, speeding up his hand which has you moaning like a slut above him.

“I’m- I’m close-” You moan. “Can I cum? Can I please cum, Punz? I’ve been so good. Please?” You ramble desperately.

“Go ahead, baby. Make a mess on my fingers.” He mutters, going right back to sucking on your clit as you clench around his fingers. He helps you through your high before cleaning you up with his tongue, making sure to lick his fingers clean. He moves back up to hover above you, capturing your mouth with his, letting you taste yourself on his tongue.

Meanwhile, his hand busies itself with pulling down his pants and boxers. He pulls away from the kiss to tug his shirt off his head, before giving himself a couple pumps. His cock is flushed such a pretty red, the tip weeping, begging to be in your mouth. But that would have to wait for another day, as Punz is lining up his cock to your entrance.

“Ready, baby?” He asks, chuckling when you nod eagerly. “Use your words, princess.”

“M’ready.” You mumble, impatient for him to stretch you out. And stretch you out he does. You both moan as he pushes in.

“God, so wet. So tight, baby.” He whispers in your ear, pressing a few kisses just below. He allows you a few moments to adjust, quick to begin thrusting as soon as you give him the go ahead.

His thrusts are slow and deep, savoring every brush of your walls around his cock. His mouth occupies itself with marking up your neck.

You whine and whimper at his deep thrusts, the head of his cock just perfectly grazing your sweet spot. “God, Punz. You feel so good.”

“My perfect girl, taking me so well. So good for me.” He pants, moving his head back up to kiss you once more. He groans against your lips, hips speeding up but still hitting just as deep. “You drive me crazy, baby. Make me feel so good.” He moans, feeling your walls clench around him. “You gettin’ close, honey? Come on, baby, cream all over my cock. Let go for me.”

And just like that, you have his hips stuttering as your walls flutter around his cock, sending him hurtling towards his own orgasm. His thrusts slow as your pussy milks him of all of his cum. He leans his head against your shoulder, panting softly.

After a few moments, he gently pulls out and kisses your cheek with a small mumble about being right back. He climbs back into the fort with a damp washcloth and a water bottle, immediately going to clean you up, handing you the water. He tosses the washcloth aside when he’s done, laying in the spot besides you and pulling you into his arms.

You melt into his embrace, a content smile on your face as he kisses the top of your head.

“You know, I think the pillow fort was a good idea after all.” He teased.

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[celestialking]

If this means requests? Punz x afab!(or gn!)Reader x Sapnap tag team style in the hotel room. Sapnap’s room is near Punz’s and he hears Punz and Reader getting intimate.

Mmm I was def asking for requests lol :P

NSFW 18+ only - Minors/Ageless blogs DNI

Warnings: gn, mentions of spanks, edging, tiny hair tug,

It was already wrong to begin with. From the moment Sapnap heard your muffled moans through the wall, his hand had been down his shorts.

At first he considered going and telling you and whoever you were crying out for to shut up, but that would then mean showing up with a hard on.

Looking over Sapnap realized that Dream and George were asleep in their bed leaving him the only person to hear you.

Desperately his fucked into his fist, biting his knuckles to keep any sound escaping. He'd always thought you were hot just never had the chance to say much.

Fuck- who was even tearing you apart right now?

As far as Sapnap knew it was you, Punz, Foolish, and Karl in the room. Foolish was out with Boomer and Gumi meaning Punz was probably with them. Which left Karl? No. That didn't sound right. The muffled groans were much too low for the brunette.

"Punz, p-please!" You sobbed.

Sapnap bit down harder, cumming into his hand. Luckily he was wearing a dark t-shirt other wise the stains might be a little more noticeable.

Holy shit his friend is a freak in bed if you're screaming that loud.

At first it was hot but now that he was long past his orgasmic bliss and trying to sleep suddenly your noises were a bit much.

After cleaning himself up Sapnap texted Punz to shut you up or he will.

There was no response. Sapnap rolled his eyes. Why would Punz respond? He's too busy getting his dick wet.

Carefully without waking up the other two Sapnap left their room and walked a few feet to Punz's door.

"Punz," he hissed quietly, pounding on the door. "Shut the fuck up,"

From behind the door he heard your noises quiet to a whimper and the bed springs move a bit.

A few moments later Punz opened the door half dressed.

"Dude shut the fuck up some of us are trying to sleep," Sapnap glared

Punz just smirked. "Right and you werent doing something behind your wall either jerknap,"

Sapnap flushed before lowering himself to a whisper. "You heard me?"

Punz started laughing making Sapnap hush him and shove him back into the room. The door clicked behind them. "I don't need to hear you, I already know their noises are hot as fuck, it gets hotter the more you edge them. Poor thing is desperate to cum,"

Sapnap froze seeing you on the bed. Your thighs quivering, asscheek red with a handprint, on your knees, face pressed into the pillows. Punz left him in his frozen state moving back over to you. His boxers returned to the floor once more.

His hands grasped your hips and moved you to face the door. "Now," Punz grunted slamming back into you. "You gonna shut them up like you texted?"

You hiccuped and sobbed into the sheets letting the blonde rail you into next week. "Or are going to just say no to this pretty face and go back to bed?"

Punz's hand dug into your hair lifting your head.

Sapnap inhaled sharply at the sight of you. Eyes darkened, tongue hanging out of your mouth, and tear stained cheeks all begged him to fuck your mouth. Who was he to resist?

"Sorry baby, looks like you wont be very useful at the meet and greets. You're not going to be able to talk or walk let alone think when we're done,"

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Last song: DESTROYA by mcr

Currently reading: uhhhh not much

Currently watching: not much

Currently craving: CUDDLES AND SLEEP

Currently consuming: nothing :>

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last movie: how to train your dragon <3

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currently craving: frosted animal cookies (the circus ones) but i just went to the store and got some 💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻

currently consuming: nothing but i’m also out getting a bbq chicken sandwich for lunch!

tagging: anyone!! if you wanna do it but haven’t yet then consider yourself formally tagged by me

[mentallyillcrustacean]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😳🥵🫠🤤💀 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH GRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Foolish spent a good 30 ish minutes trying (and failing) to draw cartoon boobs and then started discussing like terms for boobs like, tits and rack. He literally read a chat message, “How do we feel about nice rack?” (Asking Leslie Miyoung and Tina in the call).

Anyway now I’m thinking about tits guy Foolish who loves playing with your chest. 😵‍💫

[mentallyillcrustacean]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Sweet Surprise

Foolish x Fem!reader

NSFW MINORS DNI 18+

Tags/contents: piv, oral fem!receiving, praise, slight overstimulation, nicknames used: baby (for reader)

That damn cooking stream..

It’s been about a week since you’re boyfriend streamed himself cooking something complex for the first time, and how he looked during it has been on your mind ever since.

You can’t stop imagining Foolish wearing nothing but an apron, waiting for you, or maybe you can do something like that for him?

Being in LA was making things a bit more difficult, with extra roommates constantly everywhere all the time. It was fun most the time and you loved the roomies, but not right now when you’re desperate for some alone time with your boyfriend.

Foolish was in the shower and you had an idea. You swiftly grabbed the apron he used on the cooking stream, that will definitely need to be washed later as you mentally apologize to the roomies, and made your way back to your shared room.

You shut the door and locked it, then stripped you clothes and underwear then tied the apron around yourself. Earlier you went out and bought some cupcakes, you also grabbed some sprinkles and frosting from the pantry and brought them to your room. You set the cupcakes on a plate and scraped off the frosting they already had (and ate it) then you set up the plate and frosting on his desk.

Foolish comes out of the bathroom with just a towel around his waist, and sees you slightly bent over frosting the cupcakes. His eyes drift down and take in your naked form, instantly feeling himself get hard. “Hey baby, whatcha doing?” he says walking up behind you, his hands grabbing your waist.

You melt into his touch and arch your back, feeling his hardness against your ass. “Hmm? Or just thought you deserved something sweet, you’ve been working so hard lately,” you feel his grip tighten on your waist and one of his hands slowly makes its way down your navel. His finger find themselves rubbing gentle circles against your clit, occasionally dipping further to gather your wetness.

“Yeah? These look good but I don’t think I can wait for these to be finished getting iced, I’m pretty hungry now,” he says lowering himself to his knees behind you. He gently pushes you foward to lean over the desk, and you happily do so. Foolish spreads you open from behind, his hands greedily squeezing your ass cheeks, and leans in and licks your wetness desperately.

You moan out in pleasure, but quickly slap your hand over your mouth to muffle your sounds. Foolish doesn’t let up, he starts rubbing your clit while licking your hole up and down devouring you. “Mmmph I’m so close, please let me cum please ahh~” you manage to whimper out. Foolish hum’s in approval, the vibration sending you over the edge. He doesn’t waste a single drop of you and has you squirming with pleasure from the overstimulation.

Foolish finally stands back up and hastily unties the apron throwing it off of you, and his towel now on the floor, he picks you up only to spin around and place you on the bed that’s on the floor. Foolish lays you down and settles on top of you sloppily kissing you, you moan at the taste of yourself on his lips.

He pulls back, “Can I fuck you now? I need to feel that tight pussy cum on my cock, you can cum for me one more time yeah?” He whispers between kisses. You wrap your legs around his waist and pull him towards you, “Yes, please fuck me, want to feel you fill me up,” you practically moan out.

Foolish steadies himself on one arm beside your head as he slips inside, you both moan in pleasure at the sensation. Foolish moves back down to your neck and shoulders kissing, sucking, and leaving small marks everywhere. His thrusts start slow but his desperation has him picking up the pace quickly, “fuck~ you always make me feel so good,” you moan out throwing your head back.

“Yeah? Mmm fuck your such a good girl for me, always so fucking perfect and gorgeous, and you’re all, fucking, mine,” Foolish grunts out the part last between accentuated thrusts. You slip a hand away from his shoulders and down between your bodies to rub your clit, “I’m so close, cum with me please, I need to feel you filling me up fuck~” you whimper out.

Foolish has his head tucked into your neck, “Yeah fuck~ I’m gonna cum, I’m cumming ohh fuuck ha~” he whimpers as he cums with you, your pussy milking him as you cum with a silent moan and your hand clawing into his upper back. Foolish fucks you both through your highs then slowly pulls out, “Fuck that’s hot,” he says holding your thighs apart watching his spend drip from you. You whine and cover your face blushing, “Stooop oh my god you’re ridiculous,” you giggle breathlessly.

Foolish grabs the towel that he dropped earlier and gently cleans you up before lying down and pulling you onto his chest. You happily nuzzle into him, “Thank you for my surprise baby,” he says kissing your forehead. “Don’t thank me, thank the fact that you lost the bet in Valorant and had to do that cooking stream in the first place,” you giggle softly.

You both lay there and eventually drift off to sleep.

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Wanted to post cuz why not, thinking about this fit again.. it’s so boyfriend coded 🥺

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Thinking about Foolish being my boyfriend during a thunderstorm, and I’m slightly scared of thunder/lightning so I imagine if the power goes out and cuts his stream off, I go to his office room and climb into his lap and snuggle up close. But then I start kissing him and we start making out and I start grinding in his lap. I end up on the floor with his head between my thighs then he fucks me close and holds my hands beside my head with my legs around his waist.

[mentallyillcrustacean]

It’s Halloween, I got my Halloween jammies on and I’m thinking about how easy access they are cuz they’re loose and easy to pull off and how Foolish could use that to his advantage- WHOSAIDTHAT?!

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Disappointed I didn’t have him wrapped in ribbons under my tree (that I don’t have cuz of cat but shhh)

[mentallyillcrustacean]

I’m thinking unholy thoughts 😵‍💫 ⬇️

I want, no- NEED to sit on his face omg 😩 that nose is perfect for face riding and the hair is so grab worthy 🫠

[mentallyillcrustacean]

Being period horny is so annoying I stg I cant do anything about it, or risk making a mess.. in my perfect brain world Foolish is here to satisfy me and keep me comfy 😔

[mentallyillcrustacean]

🥵

I might write later now oh lord have mercy 😰 (but not based on these pics.. well maybe but It will be featuring/inspired by the cooking stream 🤭👨‍🍳

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the dining table, from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream for Satan mercy, HE CAN TOP ME. Until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I can't walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my inside becomes outsides, until my holes remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my legs are useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stavs there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until I'm paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my holes are filled, until I can't breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he can't stand anymore, until i die, until his testicles don't cum anymore, until my mouth can't eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until he's grunting and growling, until the whole world hears. I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times, over breeding him all day and all night, no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor, on the couch, on the bed, in the shower, on the rooftops, even god couldn't pull me out of him.