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kratomadventure411 · 7 months ago
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hi everyone 😈
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ares857 · 2 years ago
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popculturealchemy · 3 months ago
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rain drops on my head 2025 a new isotope of water . . H20 3 It's from japan Its from us USA idk whatever history happened 2011 . tsunami nuclear waste foliage of wood pacific shores nuclear taken out in japan on the coast waste water seeping seeping thousands of gallons washing through atomic waste going into the ocean Into water Into the deep sea . . deep fish washing up on oregon shore new isotope of water catch it in the rain japan storing millions of gallons of the stuff . making h20 generators new nuclear technology radiated water weird value free value strange mistakes feeling radioactive marion berry berry radioactive marionette farmer pickaxe throwaway skipping stone into the water . why must the angle be so pure why must the rock be so flat the angle, incredibly acute a flick of the wrist flying over metal abyss gravity defying water solid defying water holding the rocks weight reorganizing it somehow not slowing it down too much bouncing like a fucking ball leaving trails in its wake looking like distorted sunset waves . . sunset trapped in water weird refection almost like film trapping light bath bomb effect memorize it thats our reflection It's not actually real the water won't color your skin like that your body might look weird under the water I'm kinda scared canoeing before life jackets the winter brothers alone. no adults . . watch your feet Its hard to see how deep it is perfecting your dive breaking water spreading the eagle breaking in slowly not pancaking on your back . treating converation perhaps still waters not skitching onto a bus that's already moving conversational lilly pad Introduce ideas before saying the idea I've been feeling things strongly.. maybe nothing specific probing too much spear feeling like people probe me a lot in general idk maybe not right. I have no idea tbh feeling seizured by trees aligned perfectly wanted to write about that later . hazelgreens, hops all in line hipnotizing drivers as they go past nothing to see here you can't remember where this is
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cocaineyoga · 5 months ago
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Oh hell yeah, just scoured the wiki it was delicious, thanks for the tag. During power engineering school we learned about gas disasters and stuff and it was a very interest unit.
Unbreathable vapor and enclosed spaces... name a more iconic duo
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gutpile · 3 months ago
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thinking about being someone's white trash boyfriend has led me to thinking about how i literally could have been.
my childhood was me running around barefoot in the neighborhood and playing with the menonite neighbor kids. we'd go play in their backyard and take the dogs down to the creek in the woods behind their house and dig for treasures (literally trash and broken glass). then we'd go home and i'd eat lunch in their living room. all the boys wore pants and button up long sleeve shirts, even in summer, and all the girls wore skirts and dresses, and there i was, in my t shirt and shorts and cropped hair, a little tom boy, bad influence on all of them. and we'd pray and get a bible passage read to us, then we'd eat sandwiches with the best home made jam i've ever eaten in my whole life.
my cousins and i would go out to our grandma's trailer every winter for hunting season. our dads would go out and be gone for hours and we'd be left to our own devices. we ran around barefoot in the winter too if there wasnt any snow. we'd use the axe outside to chop up hedge apples because none of us were big enough to chop wood. i came face to face with a coyote for the first time out at that trailer. we were eye level with one another, i was so small and he was so big. we just stared until he slowly trotted back into the woods he had come from. i went inside and thought about how soft his fur looked.
i have a deer skull and a box turtle shell from my grandma's trailer. i tripped on the skull when i was trying to climb into the old barn to find a saddle. my plan was to ride the neighbor's mean ass horse even though he bit people.
i broke my ankle for the first time jumping into a ditch chasing a friend through a little wooded area behind the fields my dad played baseball at. if i wasnt practicing pitching with him, we were running in the woods.
then my parents moved to the suburbs. we were in a richer part of town. my high school had a ski club. something happened and i forgot all about my roots and the life that raised me. i felt like i needed to fit in with the upper middle class kids i was around. i couldnt run around in my favorite pants that had holes i had fixed with other pants and patches from my favorite bands. i had to have the newst fashion trends and ugg boots.
i think i miss running barefoot in the woods and hunting trips and seeing wild animals as equals instead of pests. 25 will be the year i find my roots and find the balance of past and present that makes up who i am now
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fandom-hoarder · 2 years ago
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Watching Criminal Minds and they're like, "sheriff how many churches do you have in this town?" And the sheriff is like, "this is the bible belt! There's 15!" And someone else says, "4 churches in 4 city blocks."
And I'm like, ok, how small of a Tennessee town are we in, exactly? (Harringtonville is, of course, fictional.) Because that ain't much. Granted my city is a sprawl of annexed townships, so obviously I can't just compare totals. But there are 4 churches under a mile from me. There are 15 ADDITIONAL CHURCHES (so 19 total) under 2 miles from me (counting the menonite church; not counting the unlisted amish churches). There are at least 30 churches downtown, and a Catholic cathedral.
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azonewithu · 1 month ago
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I always tell my cute Japanese wife i love haystacks when we re out in the sticks. Ive literally rolled in the hay a few times with girls. That saying is reality dfor some of us. Outside and in a barn with some menonite girl. Yeah once ur najed syexwas like Billie eilish body. And it i could trll it was not her first time. Yeah religios dont have sex ok whatever you say.
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cafemedyam · 2 months ago
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BOĞAZ AĞRISI İÇİN EV İLACIM
Boğaz ağrısı için Amish ev ilacım sadece 2 bileşenden oluşuyor — her zaman işe yarıyor Eski bir Amish reality şov yıldızı, Menonit topluluğunun tercih ettiği basit ev yapımı boğaz ağrısı tedavisini  paylaştı. Amish’te doğup büyüyen  ve Discovery Channel’ın Naked and Afraid adlı programının son sezonunda yer alan Milo ( @floridaboy920 )  , iki bileşenli çözümünü 233.000 takipçisine sundu. -Milo:…
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kratomadventure411 · 7 months ago
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hi everyone let me know all ur favorite slurs are to hurl at white menonites so I can use them on my cheating ex boyfriend Josiah. idgaf that bitch knows abt the Old Testament he’s familiar w an eye for an eye if he’s gonna sit there and call me a cripple and a hermaphrodite myself i get to invent slurs for menonites to oppress him wjth. Lmao .
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miru-has-thoughts · 6 months ago
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Fuckass hairstyle is THAT Brooks???
What in the menonite is happening
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deafeningdreamlandpersona · 2 years ago
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MESSAGE TO THE LAODICEA CHURCH
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((7))((, Zechariah 11:15–17 And the Lord said to me: Take again the tools of a FOOLISH SHEPHERD. 16 For behold, I am going to raise up in the land a shepherd who will not He will not care for the perishing, nor will he search for the stray, nor will he heal the wounded, nor will he sustain the strong, BUT HE WILL EAT THE MEAT OF THE BARLEY AND PULL OFF THEIR HOOVES.17 Woe to the useless shepherd who abandons the flock! Let him fall. the sword on his arm and on his right eye!His arm will completely dry up, and his right eye will completely darken,)) ((THIS PASTORS TEACH ECUMENISM AND APOSTASY, THEY HAVE JEZEBEL (shepherdesses: pastor's wife) TEACHING, THEY FOLLOW THE DOCTRINE OF BALAAM, THEY LOVE MONEY, THEY ARE NICOLAITES: THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED PASTOR-A, ELDER-FATHER-THEOLOGISTS, RABBI, TEACHERS… ))((THE BIBLE INTERPRETS ITSELF; A BEAST: Daniel 7:23 He said like this : THE FOURTH BEAST WILL BE A FOURTH KINGDOM ON EARTH (ROMAN EMPIRE [313]-KATOLIC-6-7-1809), which will be different (RELIGIOUS, JUDICIAL, MILITARY AND CIVIL POWER: PAPAL BULLS) from all the other kingdoms, and he will devour, thresh, and tear the whole earth.))((2nd BEAST:kingdom;KAZARIA: Revelation 13:11-15 Then I saw another beast(KINGDOM) coming out of the earth. He had two horns (USA AND CHINA) like a lamb (they say they are Jews), but he spoke like a dragon (TALMUD). This beast (kingdom) received authorization to exercise the power of the first (ROME) and used it to make all the people worship the first beast (ROME) who had healed the mortal wound (7-6-1929) (kabbalah) . This second beast performed great miracles; He even made fire come down from heaven to the earth (MAHUI) in front of many people.)) ((FOR THIS CHURCH THEY ARE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, FAKE NEWS, THE LATEST REVELATIONS, ¨THEY ARE ALL THE CONVENTIONS-COMMUNIONS-ASSEMBLES-HOUSES-UNIONS -MASSES-NETWORKS-CELLS-REVIVALS-CONGREGATIONS-CULTS-DENOMINATIONS-PRESBYTERIANS-METHODISTS-ANABAPTISTS-HUTTERITES-LUTERANS-BAPTISTS-MENONITES-AMISH-QUAKERS-PENTECOSTALS-PROTESTANTS-G12- THERE IS SO MUCH VARIETY…¨))
REVELATION 3-14 And write to the angel of the church in Laodicea (Lukewarm): This says the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of God's creation: 15 I know your works (JUDAIZING LAWS-SABBATH-TITHES-OFFERINGS -MASSES-ALMS), that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were cold or hot! 16 Thus, because you are lukewarm (HOSEA 4:6 MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE; AND AS YOU REJECTED KNOWLEDGE, I WILL REJECT YOU FROM MY PRIESTHOOD); because you have forgotten the law of your God, I also will forget of your children.(WORKS), and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of my mouth. 17 Because you say: I am rich(WORKS-TITHES-OFFERINGS-ALMS-COLLECTS-CONCERTS-REVIVALS), and I have become rich, ((Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace you have been saved through faith; and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God; 9 NOT BY WORKS, SO THAT NO ONE GLORIFIES.)) and I have need of nothing ; and you do not know that you are a wretched, miserable, poor (NO KNOWLEDGE), blind and naked. 18 I advise you to buy refined gold from me (KNOWLEDGE: ENOCH: the supposed aliens are demons - THE NEPHILIM GIANTS - 2nd book EZRA - ARSARETH (amaruka)-YASER-THE 5 LAWS (not theories) OF BIOLOGY-OPPT-ASKHENAZIS (zionism)-KAZARIA-JESUITS (hypocrite-mercenary)-VATIKA (divination and witchcraft)-MASONRY (masons of Roman Catholicism; 33rd degree Masons: Washington-Stalin-Churchill-Charles Russel-Elena White-Miller-Joseph Smith… REVELATION…etc) by fire, so that you may be rich, and white garments so that you may cover yourself, and the shame of your nakedness (IGNORANCE-LACK OF KNOWLEDGE); and anoint your eyes with eye salve (KNOWLEDGE)((EPHESIANS 5:14 For this reason he says: AWAKE, YOU WHO SLEEP, and arise from the dead, and Christ will give you light,)) so that you may see. 19 I REPRIVE AND CORRECT ALL THOSE I LOVE; BE, THEREFORE, JEALOUS, AND REPENT. (OF YOUR IGNORANCE AND UNBELIEF) 20 Behold, I STAND AT THE DOOR AND KNOW; If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. 21 To him who conquers, I will give him to sit with me on my throne, just as I have conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne. 22 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. ​
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i-am-mr-k · 1 year ago
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Is Amtrak real? Why yes, it's real. Where there are fifteen families of Menonites simultaneously vacationing at Wisconsin Dells, there is Amtrak. Where there are two cities that industrialized before the second world war that need to be connected, there is Amtrak. When a college kid wants to visit 8 different cities in three weeks, but only has $1,000, you'll find Amtrak there, too. Wherever you can keep the grade steady and shallow, or the tunnels long and dark, you'll find Amtrak chugging along because Amtrak is America. On a track. That's where we get the name. Amtrak. In case you didn't know. Yes, Amtrak is as real as puppy noses, baby giggles, and the inevitable social collapse we are speeding toward like a train. On a track. An Amtrak.
Thank you, goodnight.
are you guys real
Yes, amtrak is a real company
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zooterchet · 2 years ago
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Ted Bundy vs. The Menonites (Life, the Board Game)
Ted Bundy Takes Stand - YouTube
Ted Bundy, gets framed for sexual felony murder on over fifty counts, by corrections officers and sheriffs, over smoking marijuana and marrying without Freeemasonic Temple, Masonic Lodge, or American Lodge arrangement, to attend college.
The expectation of royals, as police informers, given common fans of media intending a King of England, as an artistic piece.
Ted Bundy’s use of the Menonite board game, Life, to remove the freedoms of courts, for police officers following Puritan inner customs of patent, through rape of Menonite’s own sibling, a frame and preemption; the American Sheriff’s Union, the Peace Abbey.
The frame for murder, of Bundy, a British King, as the victims of American cops, as refusal of Amicus Curae, by those fans of games and plays and television and stage.
The common ignorant, of sexual sodomey, these Jews pretending Jordanian, Jordan’s New Jerusalem, as the West Bank to Mafiaso, the Synagogue and Plantation Juden.
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cafemedyam · 2 months ago
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BOĞAZ AĞRISI İÇİN EV İLACIM
Boğaz ağrısı için Amish ev ilacım sadece 2 bileşenden oluşuyor — her zaman işe yarıyor Eski bir Amish reality şov yıldızı, Menonit topluluğunun tercih ettiği basit ev yapımı boğaz ağrısı tedavisini  paylaştı. Amish’te doğup büyüyen  ve Discovery Channel’ın Naked and Afraid adlı programının son sezonunda yer alan Milo ( @floridaboy920 )  , iki bileşenli çözümünü 233.000 takipçisine sundu. -Milo:…
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christianstepmoms · 3 years ago
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what branch of Christianity?
I'm Agnostic.
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llivingnextdoortoalice · 6 years ago
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i’m upset with Mrs C, Leonard is a sweetheart and i can’t see him sad :(
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