#men's entertainment

[that1geek06]

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

[denblogsworld]

[asaemoryfanclub]

Venom Nightcrawler !!!!! The Best of Both World's

There's some very stunning images of Nightcrawler with a Venom type symbiote and I just adore it so🥹🥹🥹 but I truly don't know anything about comics, and my vague understanding is he is not he main character of this comic, truly saddening ☹️☹️

Edit: so sorry to the original comics artist I really thought it was official, so credits to @monoflaxart

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?

Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.

[classycookiexo]

[maslows-pyramid-scheme]

A male South Australian politician is going to introduce a bill to restrict how women have their abortion today. At present, abortion is legal in South Australia, but any abortion procedure must be approved by two doctors, and must be to protect the health of the pregnant woman; under the proposed changes, women who want an abortion would instead be forced to be induced and put the foetus up for adoption (assuming it survives; there's no detail about what rights this unwanted parasite would have to identify its mother or what responsibilities women would incur for the unwanted parasite's future, e.g. around disclosing health problems). The politician claims the bill is necessary to balance the 'choice' of the mother and the 'rights' of the 'child' (and isn't it interesting how women have 'choices' and foetuses have 'rights;' that, in the discourse, women are referred to as gender-neutral 'people' whereas foetuses ad referred to as 'babies').

I don't know about y'all, but I'm just so tired of all the insidious ways that men tell us they hate us: that they can't trust our decisions (what if we regret wanting to terminate a pregnancy?), that they can't trust our intentions (what if we want an abortion for a 'bad' reason, like being pregnant and not wanting to be?), that we can't be objective (we might want rights, but what about our unwanted parasites), and so on.

[professorjirt]

I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

[mitchelljade]

Am so wonderful and kind and I'm worth knowing. Could Hit Me Up🥰❤️

[acquired-stardust]

X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse Super Nintendo 1994

[whimsyrefrain]

[mayaheronthorn]

You know what's the funniest thing in the k-pop industry? That when a female idol has a scandal it's always about them reading a feminist book or DATING and when a male idol has a scandal it's about SA and being a ped0. Guess who gets more shit

[denblogsworld]

🔞click 👇👇👇

[98chao]

me: im gonna take a break from drawing today!

also me: DRAW THESE BITCHES AS PONIES

ive literally never drawn mlp art a day in my life. What is wrong with me

[eggsploded]

sakamoto days moment

[just-null]

Thinking….. thinking of yandere noritoshi

me too....

Noritoshi is suspicious of you at the worst of times. The same faint crease on his brow always appears when he's trying to hide being bothered by something.

This time? Because you've been focusing on your phone rather than him for a little bit too long...... He trusts you, of course he does! its just, he doesn't trust others. What if you end up talking with somebody for too long and they try whisking you away?

Obviously it's most likely nothing and you're enjoying your time doing who knows what on the phone that he's not allowed to check because you told him he couldn't no matter how many times he asked. Noritoshi still stares at your phone intensely when its sitting somewhere, itching to take a quick peek.. it'll be harmless, you don't even have to know!

Yet, his mind wanders to the possibility of getting caught. He'd rather spear arrows through his palm than be gazed at with disapproval by you. Its only natural to have privacy, he tells himself. So, begrudgingly, Noritoshi obeys and watches you on the stupid little phone.

The phone that contains a lot of mindless entertainment and important files. The same phone that holds a lot of personal information you keep to yourself. The same damn phone he's been itching to get his hands on ever since you began smiling at the device.

Why aren't you showing him what's so funny? Oh, right, because he could care less. All he cares about is that your attention is off of him and onto something else that could easily lead you to interact with someone else. It becomes too much and he acts emotionally, tilting the phone down and confronting you. It's not an accusation, just a question. Tell him he's wrong, he's almost begging you to tell him he's wrong. He just wants your attention again, so forgive him if he acts irrational. He'll make up for it, he promises.

Though, if you're alright with Noritoshi looking through your phone, his looming shadow over your shoulder will be a common occurrence every time you turn on your device. He might as well stop using his own with how much he likes holding onto yours. It's just to help you carry your things, of course. He's so gentlemanly isn't he? Go on, praise him!

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-

"So he's grump because he's sick?"

"Is he always that whiny"?

"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."

"Oh. Got it."

"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"

"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"

"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."

"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*

"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."

"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."

"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."

"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."

"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."

"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."

"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."

*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*

"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."

Lmao the insight 🤣