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#shittylowqualitymemes#meme#funny#chowda#men twice my age#got me actin unwise#ahem matpat ahem (im sorry)
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the thing that really touched me about conclave is that dean lawrence is told "the trick is not to offend anyone," and he cannot follow that advice and be a moral man. and he chooses honesty over inoffensiveness, which has become a dogwhistle for racists but is in this movie a genuine act of bravery with real consequences. the scene where tremblay says "i will pretend this conversation never happened" and lawrence explodes "but it DID happen" and tremblay doesn't acknowledge this, already walking away, but lawrence is right -- that got to me.
#i've spent a lot of time lately trying to be taken seriously by republican men twice or three times my age#and it makes me feel insane. it really does.#it's nice to see someone else feel insane that way on the big screen.#suz yells#conclave
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DOCTOR WHO | Survivors of The Flux
Mandip Gill as Yasmin Khan
#Doctor Who#yasmin khan#yaz khan#mandip gill#dwedit#dwgifs#dwgif#tvedit#tvgifs#timelordgifs#char.gif#this is self indulgent i just love yaz and the edwardian era#absoutely rewatched this episode just to look at her#yaz being the doctor with her own plucky companions (white men twice her age) in period clothing is my entire sexuality if you didnt know
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no im sorry but ur great grandmother having a university degree is insane. what kind of old money....
#when my great grandmothers were my age they werent in fucking university they were married to men twice their age.#or their own cousins. sometimes both.
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nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am
#my want to draw traditionally literally split me open for the past week and leaves me literally depressed i'm so serious i can't even look -#- @ my art programs without wanting to throw up omfg should;ve never picked up those pencils#but it's ok i just needed a nap#something so relatable about them i think nelvas has something in it for everyone meanwhile eltl is secluded art museum.#it's very possible to walk around in neloth's and talvas' brains but eltl is off limits. they will NOT! get no drawings like this outta me#wtf r they thinking ........#< eltl not nelvas#something nobody on dis earth can understand ..........#talvas wants to live he likes living but neloth's presence is so strong that it overrides and deletes his will to live.#bruuuuuuuuh#i bet the feeling of neloff is in everything he does if they ever part ways he won't be able to fold clothes or anythign without wanting -#- 2 cry . for what reason . idk bc neloth once yelled at him for folding clothes like shit .what am i on rn#(talvas thoughts mode) I want this old man to hug meeee😢😢😢#NELOFF DO IT and smash him too before i do it first .#me and neloth are the same person tho so it doesn;t matter but w/e#i'm getting emotional over them right now this cannot be real#i love her .... (Skyr1m)#i opened the game for .5 minutes today to take pics of a character uight what a beautiful game.#Te/s having such extensive lore ruins the whole entire game and the franchise but whatever . skyr1m is an art piece that's just how i feel#also this might be a very hard pill to swallow for some people but t*lvas is literally a kin Vessel for young women that keep getting -#- hit on by men twice or thrice their age when they're just trying to live their life .#this feels so profound to me i need dis shit inmy discord bio right NOEW.#Talvas................................#(eyes watering) (holding palm out)#suicide //#just in case but this tag would've gone crazy with my drawings of ulfr*c from late 2022 where i drew him with slit wrists. very artsay#is it not. i didn't like neither of those drawings tho i need to revisit cus i can feel ulfr*c on a diffaraaant level#when will i run out of tags. the way you can tell i just LUH talvas look at me drawing his hair in that second pic 😑BRU#look at me also trying to replicate pencils digitally in the first.. hmmm i don't hate it#at least it soothes me and i don't have pencil withdrawal
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Really need to get high and have a man pin me down with his entire weight and just fuck the shit out of me. I think it’d fix all my problems to be honest
#please I’ll pay 2 bilion dolar for it#I need it like I need air#even better if he’s twice my age#whaaaat no I didn’t say that#disregard#mlm#trans men#gay mlm#trans mlm#gay#ftm mlm#t4t mlm#mlm text post#mlm nsft#nsft#transmasc nsft#nsft thoughts#nsft trans#gay nsft#trans nsft#ftm nsft#queer nsft#t4t nsft#nsft concept#intox#intox k1nk#weed intox#intox kink#intoxication kink#intox play
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Dear god. None of the words I’m thinking are in the Bible.
#bites him bites him bites him#how to stop being down bad for men twice+ my age#I can’t…he’s so…#I’m gonna bite his head off praying mantis style#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house
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IM SO SORRY GUYS I NEED DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE SO BAD
I CAN TAKE THEM BOTH (AND NO, NOT IN A FIGHT)
I’m on my hands and knees begging for the trans mascs and FTM writers to give me x trans reader fics please god I’m begging on my hands and knees
#I’m such a faggot for men more than twice my age hehe#benny.txt#deadpool and wolverine#Deadpool#Wolverine#I’m sorry I’m so autistic about them
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I'm afraid that the Call of Duty men, specifically Price, has altered who I'm attracted to irl. However, I will not be discussing it as it is a problem for future me to figure out
#my love map is beyond repair#i'm not mad tho#just surprised with how my life is slowly turning out to be like#what do you mean im almost exclusively attracted to men twice my age and are big and strong and fuzzy?#16 year old me would be alarmed and demanding counseling#call of duty#captain john price#captain price#john price#price cod
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How to spell out Hannibal Lecter correctly:
D-I-L-F
#hannibal lecter#silence of the lambs#anthony hopkins#hannibal 2001#horror classics#hannibal x clarice#dr hannibal lecter#hannibal#thomas harris#hannibal the cannibal#what does it tell about me that I am attracted to men twice my age#the energy though#Crawford said you don't want Hannibal Lecter to be stuck in your head#Well#Things happen
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I got into F1 because I decided to watch DTS and when I saw his face on the screen I knew I’d be hooked on him for life like I am not joking it was a life changing experience
#he is the reason why I find men over twice my age so sexy now#he ruined me#I was a good girl now look at what he has done#toto wolff
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I love dads😖 especially when they look at me out their car on their way home from work🤯
#also when they have a nice car??#and wear a suit???#it’s sooo cute like yes I’m a cute girl!!#(don’t stare tho and don’t do it when you’re with your girl)#🫶🏼#just to clarify I mean dads as in guys twice my age typa men
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I just bought my tickets for ElectricCon! I am unreasonably excited. The scenarios running through my head, y'all.
#ElectronicCon#leverage#the librarians#almost paradise#i have been thinking about this every day since it was announced but wasn't sure if i could afford it#but my husband is amazing and somehow supportive of me leaving him alone with our toddler and preschooler for the weekend so i can travel#across the country to moon over men twice my age#that's love
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Let’s face it, every time Cyclone talked I’m pretty sure Mav heard the adult horn sound from the peanuts.
#top gun fandom#top gun 1986#top gun#what is adulthood#topgun edit#top gun edit#maverick edit#Tom cruise#I love editing men twice my age
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one thing about all my y.akuza s/is is that they love older men
#ash rambles 💚#it's a running gag for a lot of them#my k.iryu s/i literally says in 0 that k.ashiwagi is the hottest man that she's ever seen#she thinks the same in y1 (this is the only time in the series we get to hear her inner thoughts btw)#and in y2 she makes a comment about how (wow.. he only gets more handsome with age- WAIT I'M AT A FUNERAL RN I REALLY SHOULDN'T)#there's no feelings there but it's absolutely played for laughs#even my i.shin Ash makes a comment about I.noue being supeeerrrr hot#(as a side note k.ashiwagi is one of my favorite y.akuza characters! i also think he's the most handsome man in the series!)#(i don't ship with him but he's like a blorbo to me)#and ofc. k.iryu!ash makes more comments about how the bartender is hot-#my N.anba Ash says that she likes older men with glasses. which is both a reference to the bartender and N.anba#my J.udgment Ash (the older one thats besties with Y.agami) has a comment about the bartender being hot too#and she also says that H.amura looks a lot like a guy that she got handsy and heated with in the back of a club once. Y.agami thinks she#has some serious issues. H.amura?! seriously?!#oh and my K.ido Ash makes a comment about A.rai being super hot. says that it makes sense that K.ido is so loyal to him#K.ido's jaw just drops. seriously?! A.RAI?! THATS HIS ANIKI???#it's just something thats played for jokes#after all the series can be quite comedic#but a good chunk of my y.akuza s/is do make comments about older men that are not their men being super hot#oh and D.ate Ash says something about how her type is a little older and a detective and basically everything that D.ate is#all of my y.akuza s/is are VERY different. but they do all share a love for men twice their age apparently#my s/is are all around the same age as their respective f/os though#the comment about wagi is the REAL reason why N.ishiki shot Ash in Y.akuza 1 btw /MASSIVE J#he did shoot her though- ash says in y2 that she's glad because the scar is a way to remember him#she was not so glad when she was bleeding out in her bar-#ily n.ishiki.. i miss you buddy#this is just a ramble post huh. anyways happy holidays! I'm gonna grocery shop today! and my copy of y8 came in the mail...#WITH NO DISC INSIDE?! my life is so fucking wild man#shark attack 🦈!#patch me up 🩹
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my day fucking sucks!
#i know i’m complaining about this everywhere but waking up at 5:40am#getting harassed by 7:30#and then STILL NKT BEING HOME !! over two hours after when i was supposed to be#is really pissing me off.#and it’s very rare that people feel comfortable enough to talk to me i do a pretty good bitch face#but apparently i was OFF MY GAME this morning#and this guy decided to tell me im too pretty not to sleep with men. he was at least twice my age and asked me if i wanted to be pregnant
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