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🐍🎃💚 in the spirit of spoopy season, like this post for some tricks (or if you're really lucky maybe some treats) from Loki in your inbox 💚🎃🐍
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Lookism Chapter 437 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
Sorry guys, late once again because I had a test today. But damn… Jihan ambitious? 👀
DAAAAAAAAAMN, THAT’S RIGHT. GET BITCH SLAPPED!!!
TELL ME WHY THAT PANEL REMINDED ME OF THIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY HAD A WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK MOMENT. 💀💀💀💀💀 I BET PTJ USED THIS SCENE AS A MODEL. BUT IF HE REALLY DID, THEN IMMA BE CRYING TEARS.
Damn. So, my question is... are they all brothers or something? And how are they even family related? Is he their uncle? Am I missing something here? 😭😭 Can one of y'all let me know who this Jichang mf is to them? *am confusion* (Update: I forgot "Hyungnim" is a term for older brother. My dumbass... ignore me. I haven't been watching k-dramas anymore so I forgot. My bad.)
OK MAN, LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN... I DO ADMIT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. BUT IF YOU DO THAT TO JAY ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR. IMMA-
This dude is thriving now, but when Jay pummels him... WHEEEEWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T WAIT TO SIP OUTTA MY FANCY ASS WINE GLASS JUST TO SEE HIM ON THE GROUND.
YEEEESSSSSS JAYYYYY!!! ATTACK HIMMMM!!! BEAT HIM WITH SYSTEMA!!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Omg, I can't wait to see him use Kali Arnis. represent 🇵🇭
Oh, sorry. Those were my boobs, my bad. It caught you off guard tho, right? 👁👁
Um... B O I. Your picture would appear under the word "ignorant" because you have no idea who you're messing with. 💀💀💀 YOU'RE LITERALLY, FIGHTING WITH H GROUP CHAIRMAN'S SON. WDYM? You have no idea how much power this kid has, let alone his own PROWESS. 🤡 Also, if this boy Jihan doesn't stop wrecking Jay...
Get it? Since, Jay is already HARMED... then Jihan is about to catch these MF HANDS EITHER WAYYYYY!!!! 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
BRUH, I'LL END YOU! TF???
Oh great, it's the smartass twink again...
Has anyone noticed how big Mandeok's hair is? That it's even protruding out of the panel? PTJ you comedic genius...
Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Eugene...
Damon Goh's rubber duck must know some secrets. I bet it even knows the secret to the two bodies AND stuff about Charles Choi. You never know where it might have gone off to. Ooooouuu, it said, "I'm a detective." 😎 And I love how goofy Mandeok can be, even when he's unintentionally funny. Like, man's got the humor and all without him even knowing. (For instance, there's a panel in Ep. 373, which was the chapter when Daniel moves into the Workers' Casino and both Eugene & Mandeok welcome him. Then all of a sudden, Mandeok just grabs onto Daniel then physically shakes him upside-down because Eugene said it's for security purposes. 😂)
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS DILF IS ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF ALEXANDER SOPHIA'S???? OMGGGGG BRUH. YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW I SCREAMED WHEN EUGENE MENTIONED PARK JINCHEOL. HONESTLY, I LOVE THE PTJ UNIVERSE SM. CONNECTING ALL WORLDS INTO ONE LIKE THEY IN SOME MARVEL UNIVERSE. 😭😭😭
DON'T MIND ME SKIPPING THE PARTS WHEN JAY WAS GETTING BEATEN, BUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIII. TIME TO GET WACKED!!!!! 😆😆😆
"To think you'd look for a woman late at night, Jay Hong." ... hmmm. That line really stuck with me. I've been rereading that over and over again to the point that I lost count. So... does Alexander Sophia know or had a feeling that Jay is...? 😳
AWWWWWW HELL YEAH, THERE'S AN UPGRADED VERSION OF ALEXANDER'S KALI ARNIS!!! THAT'S SO COOOOOOL!!! 🤩🤩🤩
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS JAYYYYYYY!!! YOU DID ITTTT!!!! I love how Jay has such a big heart. Even though Jihan is an enemy, he still considers his health. He even knows his own POWER TOO AND WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF. ALSO, HE ISN'T AS WEAK AS HE WAS BACK THEN. LIKE DAAAAAAAAMN JAY, YOU GOT SO STRONG!!! AM PROUD. 😩😩💖💖💖💖💖
GOD PTJ, DON'T MAKE ME CRY HERE. YK I AIN'T READY FOR A SOB FEST. 😭😭😭😭
I TOLD Y'ALL, IMMA BE SIPPIN ON MY WINE GLASS. GOT THAT ROSÉ IN HAND, EXTRA FRUITYYYY. 🤪
Yeah bro, it's some sexy pervy illiterate demonic Enemy of the State Japanese Yakuza mf named Jong Gun Park.
OH LOOK, THERE HE IS! HI BAE, I MISS YOUR PSYCHOTIC ASS!!! 😩😩🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 DON'T MIND YOUR SON GETTING YEETED BY A 1ST GEN KING. HE'LL BE FIIIIINE... hopefully.
AHHHHHHH SHIIIIII. NOW IT'S DANIEL'S TURN FOR THE SPOTLIGHT. What if Hudson and Jay come to the rescue when Daniel is at his lowest while fighting Jichang? Well, that's one of my guesses on what'll happen in the future. But, I have faith in Daniel. I hope he'll knock Jichang down a peg, next chapter. Well, until next week! 👋🏽
God, I hate how I'm busy on Thursdays now. Almost every week, I be posting my reviews super late now. Smh me. Sorry guys. 😓
#lookism#lookism 437#lookism webtoon#lookism manhwa#lookism spoiler#lookism spoilers#lookismaddict#lookism memes#lookism meme#jay hong#hong jaeyeol#kwak jihan#kwak jibeom#daniel park#park hyungseok#kwak jichang
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PLEASE I loved your bsf skz reactions and now I want to request head canons for skz as your internet friends? - 👽
F is for friends these days, it seems. Also, I'm so happy you loved them! ILYT. 💜💜💜🫶🫶🫶
Warnings: Swearing.
Note: I liked coming up with these head canons, I hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did! :)
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Chan
Where you met? Anywhere. He’s probably had you as a mutual for months prior. How do you know he’s not your moot now? Eh?
Now, he says he’s always watching, but baby so am I. That doesn’t scare me.
Okay, seriously. I see him as the type that frequently checks up on you. Just wants to hear from you and about you. Whether you’re happy or sad— Especially when you’re sad, he seems like the type to listen and offer advice, so that’s nice.
Probably doesn’t text much but y’all know why. Man’s in the studio.
The type to send good morning/night texts. Chan strikes me as the person to text you at the ass crack of dawn with a “Good morning! :D” and whole time you’re passed out like a non-idol human would be. (joking. anyone can be awake at ungodly hours)
Probably sends out-of-pocket posts stays make because some of y’all have no fears. Be real, he probably already does this in the gc. If not him, then I’m betting at least Felix.
“Why are they like this?”
“Ask.”
“You ask. You're not the famous one.”
Makes sure you’re watching his lives when he does them because If you aren’t watching his lives, you’re getting tossed.
Kidding. But it would make him feel happy that you joined despite the time zone differences depending on where you are in the world, it could be the middle of the night, too early in the morning, or within the same time zone. If you aren’t watching, you better get the footnotes or something, otherwise you’ll get a message, “I see you have other friends to watch.”
Obviously as a joke, I don’t see him as the type to force people to watch him, I mean the dude barely posts, but this is a head-canon so I do sense joking/teasing if you miss a live.
Lee Know
Where you met? Fuck if I know… jk lmao, probably the Pinterest comment section. I Just feel like that’s very Minho… I won’t be elaborating further.
He would send hella pictures… Of his cats.
And of himself, but with the filters he does because I find them endearing and y/n head canon, you’re his hype person.
Remember when he blocked a stay on bubble for getting his cats name wrong?
Yeah. Tread carefully. Learn their names if you haven’t already. He probably won’t block you in this case because you’re his friend, but expect to be left on read for a while.
Fr though, if you don’t like cats, then this head-canon isn’t for you. In fact, riddle me this: How ARE you in this hypothetical situation where you are internet friends with Minho???
I see cat memes in your future. Me personally, I am a dog person. HOWEVER, I like cats too. And I see cat memes and videos because of my cat loving friends. So, if I were Minho’s friend, I would send every cat related post I see. As should you, in this situation.
Obviously, he would do the same too.
I also feel like he’s the type to send a video of something you would be envious of and caption it with, “bet you wish that were you HAHA.”
I once had a dream Minho kept asking what the names of certain songs were, so I’m rolling with it. The man would use you as a human shazam. Hope you can guess the song by the first second. <3
OH imagine spilling tea with Minho. He would be all here for the drama you have to offer, granted that it doesn’t involve him at least.
And of course, not in a way to get himself involved in other people’s drama but everyone who sits similarly to Minho has loved hearing some piping hot tea.
I will not elaborate further on why by the way. All I’m saying is, anyone I’ve met who has the same sitting mannerism as Minho has never passed up the opportunity to hear some tea.
Changbin
Where you met? Part of me wants to say Instagram. And part of me wants to say twitter. Take your pick.
(My fault, ‘X’ 🤪😒)
Listen,,, basing this on bubble, this mf used to spam my shit. Whether it was about his work out or what he ate or just random photos/ voice messages. He. spammed. my. SHIT.
He spams!!!!
Also, y’all saw how fast he answered TXT’s Yeonjun’s call?
Yeah. I see him as a ‘call me’ type of dude. Lmao. I think he prefers calls because he likes to hear your voice and it makes him feel more connected to you.
I feel like he would also listen to your problems. Make sure you’re okay, eating well, especially if you were having a bad day/night/etc. Like Chan.
And if y’all are his friend, you better do the same or you’ll get thrown. (by me <3)
Come on y’all are breaking my heart, y’all know he doesn’t like doing anything alone, he likes being around someone or talking to someone and you’d be the first person he’d talk to when he’s particularly excited or intrigued about something.
He’ll always wanna chat with you or even stay up with you on a call because you or he couldn’t sleep and I’m not saying this because I’m biased, STOP. I’m gonna get out of here before I cry.
Chan, if you see this, since you’re ‘always watching’, tell Changbin to reject me already. Like actually cause I’m down astronomically bad for this man.
Hyunjin
Hyunjinnnnnnn sweetie, you’re up.
A whole sweetheart.
Where y’all met? Instagram. Hands down. Fight me, bite me, whatever. I stand by this.
He’d send pictures of his art before he posts because he wants to show you. :,)
He would be fun to talk to. Like if you say something funny or send something funny, I bet he would smile at his phone and earn suspicious looks from the others or be teased.
Hyunjin strikes me as the type of friend that would send you links or screenshots when you have a question or when you need help with something neither of you have the knowledge of.
Or if you list your symptoms when you’re not feeling well? The sweetie plugs them into google.
Turns out you’ve been dead for the past five years.
Similar to Minho, expect random pictures of Kkami. On topic, off topic, before you wake up, when you wake up, or when you’re sad.
And any pictures you send to him, whether it’s of yourself, the scenery, your own pets— I’m positive he’d love to see the world through your eyes. <3
Lmao I remember this one dream I had where Hyunjin kept taking photos of me so they could be used on a wanted poster for the authorities to find me easier.
…
Point of that was, I think he would take hella candid's of you if/when y’all meet up one day. And trust me, that day is about to be the most fun day you’ll have.
Prepare to explore, try new things… Or do the same things but together. Your pick.
Han
Where you met? Online video game OR YouTube comment section. Fight me, bite me, whatever part 2, I stand by my head canons unless you present me with a VERY good argument.
In the most RESPECTFUL way possible, I feel like he leaves you on delivered for days on end… Accidentally ofc. It’s an introvert thing.
Another introvert thing, he’s probably not into calls. However, when y’all call, I bet it would be hella fun. If you’re a gamer? Y’all bet it’s all comms in whatever multiplayer video game you decide to play.
Even if you aren’t a gamer, you are now. Unless you want to meet him in the comment section of a random YouTube video.
This is slowly turning into a gamer boy head canon but dude, I feel like he’s pretty quiet when gaming online because he’s focusing but then depending on the game, he’ll scream at random and you’ll rip your headset off because he startled you.
“I forgot you were still in the game.”
“I forgot you were still in the call.”
If it’s a horror game, I can already see you with your headset off and just hearing the chat from a speaker or something, otherwise you’ll wake up the next day with the same hearing you get after being front row at a concert near the speakers.
And if you jump easily or get scared easily to the point where you also scream, best believe Jisung isn’t taking chances either.
Anyways, I know I said he would leave you on delivered for days but like Hyunjin, talking to him would be hella fun. I mean, the man is one of the funniest idols in my opinion.
And for free too?
Just know you’ll be laughing so hard you enter a different plane of reality.
You would have the friendship where if one of you are sad or needs to vent, you’ll drop everything to be there to listen. Doesn’t matter if you’re busy or in a vastly different mood, it’s all ears.
Fighting the urge to not put ‘he would listen’ for every member but I genuinely do believe they would LISTEN.
Jisung seems like the type to send voice messages rather than texts. I KNOW y’all remember that one voice message he sent.
Before I move on; Anime nights with him. Just you two on a call watching the same anime and syncing up the times so neither of you are ahead or behind. :]
Felix
Where you met? Probably TikTok. Bet.
Let me set the scene: You’re scrolling on TikTok when you see a TikTok of Felix. You comment on it. Boom, internet friendship has blossomed.
He would send you TikTok's, reels, or shorts. Whatever the man finds funny tbh. It doesn’t matter if YOU find it funny. If he finds it funny, he’s sending it. Now, he would send videos or memes that reminds him of you and ones he knows you would find funny, but the majority? Buckle up.
Bet he would probably get lost in it all and you’ll open your phone to see the ‘57 new messages’ banner. lmao.
“FELIX??? 57???”
‘3 new messages’
“Oh, my bad.”
And then you probably spend nearly an hour trying to watch all of the TikTok's he sends because they are funny. The man has taste.
Danceracha pun intended.
Anyways, it goes both ways too. I did not intend to make Felix sound like a TikTok addict. LMAO I meant… Whatever, y’all know what I meant.
OH expect recipes and pictures of his work in the kitchen. Expect to read mini reviews about his thoughts on these dishes.
I can see you both having the type of friendship where you can freely roast each other and not have your feelings hurt because you know in the end, it’s jokes about you’d both defend each other if anyone else roasted you like that.
Maybe nicknames that sound hurtful to a third party but are actually terms of endearment/ inside jokes between the two of you.
Seungmin
I think it’s funny that every crack edit/ snapchat meme AU I see, Seungmin is the one that sends ‘streaks’ snapchats and it gets me every time so I’m going to keep that going here.
Where you met? Wrong number situation but then you move to snapchat every so often.
“We have an ⌛.”
“LET’S PLAY 8 BALL!”
“WE STILL HAVE AN HOURGLASS.”
… A few seconds later, you get a message indicating it’s your turn on 8 ball.
No but Seungmin is such a sweetie, idc what y’all have to say about that. I see him as the type to watch/read/do something just because you like it and want someone to talk about it to.
Even if he isn’t particularly interested, he just wants to talk with you more, even if it means treading into territories he swore not to.
Back to snapchat… Or any social media, anything you post, he’s usually always the first person to see it. Unintentionally, but hey, you’re the one posting at the same time he decides to come online.
Always so happy when you message him, letting him know you’ve preordered their albums or even just watched/listened to their comebacks. Your support means a lot to him and he hopes to/is as supportive to you in the things you choose to pursue.
Even hobbies, he doesn’t judge.
I also think he, like Felix, has the ‘roast each other without consequences’ dynamic.
Seungmin loving train does not STOP and I hope y’all choo choo the fuck out of the way if you’re gonna disagree.
I.N
Where you met? Haha, he actually met you irl first and because he was only in the area for a day, you swapped info and now you have a time zone separating you.
Luckily, he didn’t text you once and then became another follower!
I feel like he’s the chaotic internet friend. If you’ve been on the internet long enough, I know you’ve had one.
Y’all probably think it’s Jisung that would have this title, and it probably is, but Jeongin??
For example, Y’all remember that one live he did where he drank hella energy drinks & 3racha was in the states?
Yeah. Unsupervised time go brrrr. Okay? and you’re the one that hears about it first hand because he’s doing chaotic shit over video calls or texting messages and you can’t do anything.
He knows you can’t.
“Hey :)” - “Guess what?”
“God damnit.”
“I bought four giant bags of sugar.”
“wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH FOUR GIANT BAGS OF SUGAR?????”
He likes to joke with you a lot. For example, he was kidding about having four giant bags of sugar.
But your reaction was funny to him, therefore he will keep joking around like this because he loves your reactions and he loves that you haven’t blocked him for giving you so much grief.
#stray kids x reader#stray kids scenarios#stray kids imagines#stray kids headcanons#stray kids fluff#skz reactions#skz x reader#skz imagines#skz fluff#stray kids#skz#skz headcanons
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gerbert fic rec list
alright, kitty’s third fic rec list time! requested by @meowmeowcat759506 just after i had thought of doing one of these for gerbert, which is really fun! love you (platonic) clay <3
♡ = a favorite of kitty’s
1. On My Own: sad angsty pre and post break up gerbert
make sure to read all tags! very bwaaahhh and ough!! one shot. 642 words.
♡ 2. Well, We Kiss Like Painted Tigers: Written for a kiss meme prompt: "Bert/Gerard, smeared makeup."
trigger warning for mentions of drugs, alcohol, and addiction! god, i adore this one. one shot. 829 words.
♡ 3. Extent of My Sin: “And I don’t want to think too much about what we should and shouldn’t do.” Originally written June 2005.
trigger warning for drugs and sex! i love this one’s vibe, and it uses nine inch nails lyrics, which is cool! one shot. 2,067 words.
4. Clumsy Heart: The summer Bert and Gerard got together, Gerard was busy falling apart.
contains sex, drugs/alcohol/cigarettes. surprised me by not having a sad ending! has a fun sort of chaotic summer romance vibe to it. gerbert fics actually written in 2000s type time hit different. one shot. 2,266 words.
♡ 5. the confrontation: Bert confronts Gerard and calls him out on, basically, everything.
HOLY SHIT lmao. fighting (verbal and physical), cigarettes and alcohol, minor discussion of body image, f slur, minor nsfw. background past frerard. basically, post-break-up gerbert fight featuring an amalgamation of prorev theories, openly bisexual bert, sad little puppy unrequited love frankie iero, and deeply closeted gay gerard. daily dose of drama for someone who doesn’t leave her house (me). one shot. 7,938 words.
6. your love is my drug: Bert loves mornings like this. Waking up with his boyfriend kissing him sweetly then maybe later, they'll make those awesome waffles or maybe they'll have morning sex or whatever. He fucking loves this.
fluff. contains sexual content and background frikey. really cute!! one shot. 2,004 words.
♡ 7. Blush: Gerard lives in black and white. He’s fine with it. But when he meets Frank, everything changes.
soulmate au, but with a theme of “people can make their own choices about their soulmates.” starts out as frerard, but gerbert is endgame! has sad parts but a very happy ending. featuring background petekey, ashlee simpson (who i adore) and a baby! trigger warning for character death and some sexual content. multi chapter. 9,181 words.
8. Just Ask: Bert has plenty he wants, but doesn't want to ask.
costume party! warnings for sexual content and alcohol, and also for teh fact tha they wear cop costumes, lol. one shot. 4,517 words.
9. Parents’ Weekend: Gerard loves the guy, he really does. Really. But sometimes Bert, bless his heart, just gets things...Wrong. Despite his wonderful intentions.
very cute short thing about bert being nervous to meet gerard’s parents after they’ve been dating for a while. no warnings except swearing, but my blog url currently has a curse word in it, so anyone reading this is probably fine with that, haha! one shot. 483 words.
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whats a fav experience or exchange you've had with us (aka ur moots)
oh my god lyly what a specific question 😭😭 tbh it’s hard to chose one thing bc literally everything we do together is fun n amazing :(( but i tried 🫡
@slytherinshua watching dramas!!! zanna introduced me to so many new actors n singers n dramas bc of us watching them together ++ it’s so peaceful n calm but also chaotic (esp when we scream abt the actors hehehe)
@weird-bookworm when we both get confused both by my typos and your sarcasm that somethings takes me a moment to understand 😁😁😁 i also really liked the food convo we had today :DD and samosas from the sims —-
@wheeboo @rubywonu @etherealyoungk @fairyhaos @eternalgyu when we planned the bank robbery LMAOODJ i swear i was losing my mind 😭😭😭
@l3visbby daily podcast fr!!!! and tbh i love it when either of us sees hyunin and goes "us!!" like hehehe >.<
@malarign i still remember when u first hit me up and sent me those silly jake memes 😭😭😭 also i love it when we suddenly switch to polish mid convo while rbing 🤭
@icyminghao THIS IS SO SILLY but i love when we call each other those silly little goofy nicknames :(((
@enluv interacting with you in general 😭😭 i love ur humor sm you don’t even understand!!! my braidsmade on my wedding with wonwoo fr!!! cocoaxe 🔛🔝
@mirxzii HELP that one time recently when you asked me to help you with your chem assignment it was so silly but i felt smart for once 🤓☝️ in general i also love chatting w u, u r so funny 💪💪
also a bonus 😭😭 (i hope u don’t mind me posting this)
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she's mature for her age but too young for 16 17 18
i don't have an actual intro post so i thought i'd make one? idk i've never really had one and it's been a while so here we go :)
~ about me ~
swift/moob/rex | she/her | allocishet | minor | southeast asian 🇸🇬 | christian! ✝️
don't be weird, i'm not looking for drama. falling in love with me is only acceptable if you're one of my smoochuals. yes i know being completely allo+cis+het on this hellsite is rare, no i don't care if you have a problem with my sexuality.
fuck not-so-kindly off if you're on this list
now that we’ve got all that out of the way, welcome! I’m happy to talk to you as long as you’re not a jerk, and my askbox is always open if you want to chat or ramble about anything <3
~ stuff i like ~
i like star wars mostly, but i will usually post/reblog things about any of the following:
star wars
batfam
grishaverse
ninjago
secret shanghai series
marvel
jurassic park
mayday parade, all time low, fall out boy (and my other fav bands)
I blog about maze runner at @nice-to-meet-ya-shank
cute animals
other fandoms I have a passing interest in
general topics and/or memes
YOUR OCS. IF YOU HAVE OCS I AM GENTLY HOLDING THEM.
I write fanfic (mostly) and original works (less so atm) and make edits and art sometimes, you can check some of them out at @swift-creates [AO3: ARC_0025]
~ other important things ~
I swear and reblog nsfw stuff sometimes, sorry about that- generally I’ll warning tag heavier topics. although I don’t tag everything, if you have something specific you want me to warn for just let me know!
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#saved to refer to later
#life references
#gffa resources
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previous pinned posts
LOOK AT MY CHILDREN :D
#Swift talks#P I N N E D#swift’s info#important#I feel like I was kind of harsh in the first part but I’ve had enough of people being sucky online to last a lifetime#About me
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Ok. Final HSMTMTS season review by a random nerdy girl with weird thoughts and ideas
Non-spoilers:
They really did not give a single fuck anymore
No like so many bleeped swear words ??
SEXUAL INNUENDOS TOO? HELP SO MANY OF THEM.
I feel like they did want to do more with this show and I am guessing a lot of their ”we give no more fucks” attitude this season has something to do with that
They made some odd choices with some characters lol
The amount of times I thought ”this reminds me of glee”, ”it’s giving glee vibes” people who wanna watch something after this show watch Glee it’s on D+ now too because Disney bought Fox
In the end I am happy and satisfied with the season and I am glad to see it all at once rather than wait for eps. Waiting for eps is fun too but I like variety
Now Spoiler Time😌
I need to talk about the most important thing first according to me.
ASHLYN!! ASH!!! *squeals*
I don’t know if the fandom has treated her as roughly this season but I have not forgiven you how you treated her last season and she is the baby girl ever
Like this girl?? All her lines can be memes?? HER MOUTH TO MOUTH THING THAT COMES BACK SEVERAL TIMES GIRL YOU ARE NOT SUBTLE WITH ANYTHING
Maddox and Jet are the siblings ever I love how they just sibling-tease each other all the time while always being friends. And I am happy they have each other considering their home life seems to be… oof.
A LOT of things seemed to happen off screen that I’d like to see… on screen?
Like a big part of the Seb stuff… his whole dad thing was just very rushed and kinda like ”btw we are adding this random thing” and ??
And the CHEATING. Biggest plot twist of the show. I WAS NOT PREPARED. I WAS NOT PREPARED.
Big Red and Ashlyn’s breakup was actually very nice though. No drama… I also found it hilarious that she was more mad for Carlos’ sake than her own didjdkdkgidoslf
THE PUMPKIN MAN WAS SO RANDOM?! WHAT THE FUCK. AND HE JUST CLIMBED THROUGH THE WINDOW TO ?? TALK TO CARLOS ON THE PORCH WHAT WAS GOING ON I WAS SO CONFUSED I DIDN’T EVEN REMEMBER HIM
Ricky is such a sweet boy honestly
WHEN HE ASKED THE CAMERA WHO THE FUCK THEY WERE HELP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL X 2000
Good on them for confirming Ryan is gay
Why is Maddox such a gay mess I love her
It feels like their story is not over yet and a lot of loose threads are still up. I wish we could have seen their graduation
MADDOX AND ASH WERE MAKING OUT. Like when this show started it was ”a little peck” at most with Carlos and Seb and now there is this.
Also their kissing scene and Carlos walking in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m happy things are going good for Gina and her mom is finally present
I seem to have forgotten when/if Kourtney broke up with Howie or not?? Did she? Did I not remember that?
Emmy is so funny I can’t
I loved to see everyone’s origin stories how they got to the theatre in the first place. Like Ash feeling like she was in EJ’s shadow?? Ricky not even doing the audition if he hadn’t spoken to Gina? Carlos being bullied like that??? SEB WITH A GIRL?!
Mack just has this large former child actor energy going on I can’t explain it ??
Also them highkey wanting to reference Dog with a blog here
Every time they do a show I am always prepared something will go wrong. Like S1 scarred me now I think something always will happen and even when it goes good I am still like ”aaaaany time now…”
I know I will have more stuff to say about this show. But that’s all for tonight. It was a wild ride with the Wildcats.
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Chris Pine on Don't Worry Darling and "spitgate" in Venice for Esquire, 1 March 2023:
"When he’s alone in the sauna, Pine will stretch or listen to a podcast, but because I’m here, we talk about his last big moment out in the world: the seemingly quite nutso Don’t Worry Darling press tour, consumed soap-operatically by a diversion-craving populace when the film premiered in Venice last September. “If there was drama, there was drama,” Pine says of the shoot, but for the record, “I absolutely didn’t know about it, nor really would I have cared. If I feel badly, it’s because the vitriol that the movie got was absolutely out of proportion with what was onscreen. Venice was normal things getting swept up in a narrative that people wanted to make, compounded by the metastasizing that can happen in the Twittersphere. It was ridiculous.” He speaks well of Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles (“a sweet guy”), loves Florence Pugh—whom he first worked with in 2018’s Outlaw King—“to fucking death,” and maintains that nobody spat on anybody in Venice.
And those photos of Pine spacing out during that Venice press conference, the ones people turned into memes imagining him rethinking his every life choice, trying to astral-project his consciousness away from the torture chamber of the Darling promo cycle? “All the memes I saw about my face in Venice made me fucking laugh,” he says, especially the one captioned “me on an important zoom call watching my cat throw up on the sofa.” But he swears all he was doing was admiring the ceiling of the Palazzo del Casinò, jet-laggedly. “Sometimes the question’s not that interesting,” he says, “and you just fucking zone out, and you’re looking at a ceiling because it’s really pretty.”
The runaway narrative around Darling meant nobody talked about Pine’s magnetically unpleasant turn as a midcentury-modern cult leader, recasting his natural charisma as something toxic and threatening for a movie about retrogressive masculinity. It’s the latest of many Chris Pine films in which he simultaneously embodies and interrogates an old-school idea of movie manliness, squaring the past with the values of the present.
It was the waning days of summer and the Venice Film Festival was in full swing. The warm sun was setting on a perfect Italian evening, and the cast of Don't Worry Darling was finally premiering their anticipated film. After months of rumors—cast feuds!, "Miss Flo!", Harry and Olivia!—the Aperol spritz was flowing and things were looking up. And then, Harry Styles entered the same row in the theater as Chris Pine, leaned down towards his costar as he edged toward his seat and...did he just hock a loogie at Captain Kirk???? The Internet erupted.
Now, many months removed, Chris Pine sat down with Esquire—check out our March 2023 cover story—and gave us the lowdown on what really happened in that moment. Did Harry spit on him? Were they feuding? Was it an accidental walk-by spit? Or was it some secret exchange that only celebrities could understand? In our newest episode of Explain This, streaming above, Pine confirms that Harry did not, in any way, spit on him as he passed. He continues, adding, "Harry's a very very kind guy."
But Pine does admit, he sees how the fire spread. "I was on the plane with my publicist, who says I look like Rachel from Friends [with my current hairstyle], we're flying back from Venice. And I'm sleeping, having a great time on the plane. I love planes," he begins. "And she wakes me up, in a, you know, in a state. She says, 'We have to craft a message about what happened in Venice.' And I'm like 'About what?' 'About Harry spitting on you.' Which I have no idea what happened. She showed me the thing. It does look, indeed, like Harry spitting on me. He didn't spit on me."
Turns out, it was just a joke between Styles and Pine that was shared. As Pine says: "I think what he said, is he leaned down, and I think he said, 'It's just words, isn't it?' Because we had this little joke, because we're all jetlagged, we're all trying to answer these questions, and sometimes when you're doing these press things, your brain goes all befuddled, you know, you start speaking gibberish, and we had a joke like, 'It's just words, man.'"
So there you have it. It's just words, man.
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It’s Sydney shaming time (in jest, of course. I love this baby with my whole heart. As much as she loves food!)
Because of the sudden loss of appetite a few weeks ago, I’ve been only giving the princess a single scoop and seeing how long it takes her to eat it (roughly 3-4 days.) I feel as though she’s gotten it down to 2 now, thankfully, so she’s feeling better. However, she’s such a drama queen!
I took a nap today. I had an audition, and did some basic chores, so I zonked out after the audition. In that time frame, the princess finished her food. When I woke up, she was sitting on her food dish, all puffed up and barely responding to me. Naturally, this was cause for concern. I got worried and started to panic. When I stood, she decided to go back onto her perch. I took a peek, and she was out of food (she still had some before I zonked, so it’s not like I’m starving her.)
I went to get myself a quick bite because I was hypoglycemic, and I gotta take care of me to take care of her. If I’m too shaky, this little escape artist could slip right past me and get hurt, so I had to fuel myself first. She went about her usual business of screaming her head off the second I was out of her sight, but chilled out while I was eating. I came back, gave her her scoop of food. She went to town, munching happily.
She’s fine. She’s behaving fine. She’s feeling fine. She did, however, guilt trip the shit out of me to make me feel bad because I didn’t refill her bowl the second she finished it. She legit pretended to be sick and made me worry about her, all for a scoop of food. She sulked, as if she hasn’t eaten in days. She has an appointment tomorrow for her third doxy injection, and the vet isn’t in, so it’s being done by the vet tech. I was seriously worried that I wouldn’t even be able to have her checked out, because I sure don’t have specialist/ER money.
This girl, man. Such a character. Such a drama queen. It’s not the first time she’s played possum. I’m still probably going to bring this up with the vet tech tomorrow, but seriously, I did not need to be worrying like this today. Why’s she so mean to me? T-T When the fuck did I get a cat? I’m allergic to cats! She gives Miette a run for her money, I think. Someone should make Syd a meme, I swear.
Photo below provided for meme making purposes, if anyone wants to do the thing lmao I feel like this shows how much she loves her food. Maybe turning her into a meme could help us raise more money for her healthcare. She does need to see a specialist next week for a follow-up, her 4th doxy, and a hormone suppressant (whether it’s a lupron injection, or an implant. Is that the right word? gods idk anymore. This bird dad is way too tired to function.) so that visit is going to be like $200+. AND I still need to get my van fixed and I really don’t think it’s covered under warranty, so it’s gonna be like, $100+ just for that, and more for the inspection. AND I need to get her a small hospital cage to get her better, and they’re anywhere from $50-$150 for a small one.
Make her a meme to earn us both money to survive? Don’t like this photo? Feel free to go through her other photos and make memes of those!
Sydney Meme Making contest, and GO! (maybe I’ll figure out some sort of prize for best Syd meme.)
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okay we finally got some more tags
#tag drop#memes: I swear I don’t love the drama; it loves me#loki/ophelia: all these people think love's for show but I would die for you in secret#visage: I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me; I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams#aesthetic: where there are wolf's ears; wolf's teeth are near#lokius: my reputation’s never been worse so you must like me for me
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Rules
1. No godmodding. Don’t try to control my character, and don’t automatically assume he’s going to conform to what you want him to do.
2. Anon hate is cowardly and stupid. If you have an issue with me, my characters, or my roleplaying style, just message me about it so that we can work things out like mature and civilized folks. Any Anon hate will be met with shameless mocking and roasted like chestnuts over a fire.
3. Mun is 18+. While NSFW themes such as violence, blood, torture, and criminal acts MAY be present, smut will not be written unless it’s with a partner I know extremely well. If an rp gets to that point, I would much prefer a fade-out or time-skip. I am not personally comfortable with writing smut. However, cuddling, teasing, kissing, and make-out sessions are more than welcome.
4. Please be aware that I have a job that takes up most of my time and energy, and that I have ADHD and autism, and that I might not be able to reply for hours or days on end. If you think I may have forgotten a thread, feel free to message me politely about it, but please be patient with me. I’m trying my best! Sometimes my brain weasels just won’t cooperate.
5. This is a sideblog. I follow back from @foxytonic ~
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8. This blog will probably contain HP/Wizarding World content. Scroll at your own risk. But please know that I don’t support TERF bullshit. I’m tired of letting the internet police what I’m allowed to be interested in, and I refuse to let JKR’s actions kill the joy of my youth. She can suck it!
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12. If you’re a bigot of any kind or you support known abusers (I.E. Am*er He*rd), stay off my blog.
13. I don’t roleplay with people who FC hunt. If you’re only interested in my characters because of the FC I use, we’re not compatible partners. If I see a tag on your blog like ‘wanted opposite’ or ‘wanted partner’ or something to that effect, it will result in an immediate unfollow/block.
14. Because this is a Pokémon blog, you might expect battles to happen, which is entirely reasonable! However, I will freely admit that I am terrible at writing them because I don’t know all the ins and outs of the game mechanics. I’m trying to learn, I swear, but it’s a lot for my poor little brain to contain. In the meantime, if our characters do end up battling, I would prefer to do a timeskip and discuss who would have won in DMs.
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⚜️..overall ship..⚜️
@khaikc
hello cutie mootie sweetie apple of my eye, i hope you love this ship because i literally wrote this in my music class. my love for you knows no bounds right? also i chose this theme purely because you look like that pumpkin (so cute). anyways i'm so glad to be back doing a ship for you. heaps of love to you. xoxoxo
wren xx
~nct 127~ doyoung⚜️
Well, here we are again! Now, considering you have requested quite a few ships from me I definitely knew who to ship you with but I’ll act surprised. I ship you with Doyoung!
I know Doyoung comes across as a serious artist who pulls off some amazing vocal feats but I truly think you will bring out his generally cute tendencies. He doesn’t even try to be cute he just feels so comfortable around you.
Also, I know you claim to have a sharp gaze but Doyoung saw straight through that immediately, it would be so hard for him to not baby you. It’s hard but not impossible, so he would wait until you were actually dating to let all his affections run free.
I said it before and I will always say it, I just love your selcas they are nothing short of iconic. In all seriousness I’m always able to get a good insight into your personality through them. Your eyes are full of so much light, yet you lowkey seem wise beyond your years.
In this case your eyes are a mirror into your soul, I know you said you’re not really that friendly with guys initially but one look into your deep eyes and Doyoung knew that there was a lot more to you than you let on.
Also, I feel like I’m going insane when I compare your selca’s with Doyoung because I swear you both look similar, but not in a creepy it-looks-like-you’re-dating-your-brother way but more in a they-look-so-aesthetic kind of way. Basically, you look like that one adorable couple from a slice of life k-drama.
I normally don’t spend this much time simping over the mutual visuals of the shipee and the idol but seriously you both have gorgeous cheekbones that aren’t quite high but they really add that little but of spice to your visuals.
Also, I barely ever use this terminology but you both have textbook boba eyes and it’s literally the cutest thing ever and I want to cry. As you can see, I really do think this is a beautiful ship as far as visuals go.
But this isn’t a selca ship it’s an overall ship and I also think your personalities are so compatible. It’s a slight push and pull in the sense that you are the more outgoing one and he comes across somewhat more relaxed but where there are opposites there are also a bunch of similarities.
I don’t know where else to put this but your humour would definitely rub off on Doyoung, it wouldn’t take long for him to become NCT’s new meme.
But even if your relationship has its chaotic and hyper moments, there is a strong sense of maturity in the way you both handle your emotions. I actually love the idea of you having this dynamic where you are both so brutally honest with each other, and you accept that.
Though you are both serious at times you have such a fun relationship full of experience. You both love to make those cute travel vlogs where you openly simp over each other and have fun.
Like imagine Doyoung taking you to a jewellery shop to go ring shopping in case he ever gets the spontaneous urge to get down on one knee and propose.
Doyoung loves the spontaneity just as much as he loves the moments where you both chill and have deep heart to heart conversations.
He loves you so much, but in an unconventional way, it slightly pains him because he has never fallen this deeply in love with anybody period. So he expresses that in the only way he knows how, by writing a million and one songs about how he found his one true love.
#kpop ships#kpop matchups#overall ships#nct 127#halloween in august aesthetic#you are a pumpkin sandwich🎃 🍞
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I Think I Met You In My Dreams Once - Bucky Barnes - Seven
Summary: After receiving an honourable discharge from his military service that was caused by the loss of his arm, James Barnes begins to come to terms with several things. He also finds solace in youtube videos, memes and on social media, where he happens to find you.
Pairing: Ex-Military!Bucky Barnes x Fem! Plus Size!Reader (Modern AU)
Chapter Warnings: angst, swear words, smut, fluff, discussion of bucky's arm, family dinner drama, protective!bucky, dom!bucky (i gave over control to bucky basically during the smut soooooo)
Word Count: 6234 Dividers: @firefly-graphics
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Chapter Six || Chapter Eight
Bucky sighs at the lingering exhaustion as he sits on the soft worn couch. Winnie Barnes sets down a small tray of her trademark brownies and the scent reminds Bucky of a childhood untainted. Full of warmth like the soft steam from the tray that is cooling in the kitchen.
He loved how scents were a powerful tool for memory. How they would bring forth nostalgia from the depths of his mind.
Then his mother walks in, a soft scent of freesias from her perfume further takes him down memory lane. Swing sets, sandcastles, the soft dew drops from the grass he ran on pretending to be an airplane, hands abducted out wide. Rebecca laughing at his funny faces. His father nursing a drink, the scent of the harsher alcohol has him scrunch his face.
He inhales deeply allowing the gooey chocolate scent to overtake his mind again.
“Been a while since you came down to meet your old mum. You should stay the entire weekend more often.” Her voice is light but he knows she misses him dearly. He did too.
“Sorry Ma, work has been… hectic.” He says for lack of a better word than chaotic.
“And how is Y/N doing?” Winnie pulls his cheeks when he blushes.
“She’s great, we had our first argument/fight thing but we sorted it out three weeks ago. Been good since the past week.” He says with a smile.
“I’m glad you both worked it out. Becca was supposed to join in, too. You know how her thesis things go.” Winnie shakes her head, then shrugs.
He grabs a brownie from the plate and relishes the taste. Winnie just smiles at her son. Happiness finding her heart at his happiness.
“You’re happy with this long distance thing Bucky?” She asks after a moment of silence, “I know you’ve had experience with being away from family, this is different.” She glances at him with worry lacing her voice and eyes.
Bucky’s blue eyes soften, taking in his mother’s demeanour.
“I, it is hard. Somedays it is as if she stays the strong one for us and other days it is as if I stay strong for us, but most days? We’re equally strong.” He admits, placing the half eaten brownie on a tissue.
Winnie nods, “How is the trial going?” She gives a small smile, Bucky winces, forgetting he never told her to avoid her worrisome questions and having her stressed over him.
“Bucky.” She says using her mom voice, the very tone that had him admit he was the one who ate all the ten cookies left in the cookie jar when he was seven.
“Well, um, about that…” He scratches the back of his neck and then his fingertips graze over where the mounting plate was on his left axilla. All he feels is the material of his t shirt the one you bought him from the merchandise of Buzzfeed Unsolved.
“What is it?” Her brows furrow and he wants to kick himself, he takes a deep breath beginning to explain what occurred. When he is done Winnie is wiping stray tears from her eyes and his thumb wipes away the few that she can’t get too within time.
“So that’s it?” She asks, a hope within her crumbling.
“Ma, I’m still me, I don’t need the arm.” Bucky assures.
“I know, I just, it would be helpful to you, you participated for a reason.” She straightens the crumpled tissue in her hand, tracing over the damp splotches of her tears with her finger.
“I know, but I am leading my life without any issues.” He reminds her, she nods.
“You know I worry.” She explains, a watery laugh has her son engulf her in a hug.
“I hope you know I’m proud of you.”
“I’ll always try and make you proud. I love you.” He kisses her cheek as they pull away.
“Are you planning to visit her?” She questions as the doorbell rings.
Bucky rises from his place, smiling at the prospect, “I might have thought about it.”
“James Barnes.” Winnie grins, “What are you planning?”
“Well first off, Doll has sent you a bouquet ahead of our lunch/late dinner date with her.” He holds the beautiful vase of roses in his hand and Winnie raises a brow.
“Check the note.” He urges with a smile, this was all your doing.
Winnie touches the flowers and finds the note nestled into them, its typed out, she can’t stop smiling as she reads it.
Dear Mrs. Barnes,
First of all I would like to say thank you for agreeing to meet me and i’m so excited to finally meet you, Bucky speaks so highly of you and it as honour to meet the woman who raised the man i love.
I know this isn’t the most ideal way to meet you and get to know you but i want to look at it in the positive that there are more events of us meeting in the future which is why today we’ll speak only through computer screens.
i hope you like the flowers Bucky said you adore red and pink roses so i picked those, i hope i was able to make you smile, he says he loves seeing you smile it brightens his day and based on the pictures he showed me i can see why
Thank you once again, i look forward to our lunch-dinner also please remind Bucky to vacuum pack and send me some of your brownies he keeps teasing me about not being able to taste them.
Love,
Y/N
Winnie turned to look at her son, a beaming smile on her face.
“I think I already adore her.” She admits and Bucky’s smile widens.
“Told you, she’s just so purely loveable.”
“I can’t wait to meet her also, no more brownies and find out how can we send her som.”
His eyes widen, “Ma!” He says complaining.
“You’re the one making her feel bad again and again, no more brownies.” She says sternly raising her index finger.
Bucky🌻:
You cost me my brownie dosage. Mum revoked my access because of your note she loved the flowers by the way.
Doll🌸:
Serves you right. Tease. Now i get to have them and you get to feel left out. I’m glad she did, I hope they brightened up her smile like you adore.
Bucky smiles warmth encasing his heart. You were always so thoughtful. God he couldn’t wait to just pull you against his chest and keep you there forever.
Bucky gazes at your picture lovingly, then his brows furrow when he reads your text.
To say you were nervous was an understatement. Nat had been on texting standby and you had probably been the reason for her screen time to increase by tenfold.
Your latest message to her way full of worry.
You:
What if I say the wrong thing? What if Mrs. Barnes hates me? Oh god what if she thinks I’m not worthy of Bucky?
I’m going to have a meltdown, Bucky says she liked the flowers, but i just oh god what if the note was a stupid idea. It was wasn’t it? Why the hell did you not stop me?????
Nat, fuck, i think i’m going to throw up.
When your phone chimes you open Bucky’s text then freeze, you had texted him instead of Natasha. Fuck this device, fuck the fact that un-send does not exist on iMessage. Fuck.
Bucky🌻:
Doll, she already adores you so much, honestly i think after today she’s going to think i’m not worthy of you.
And she loved the note, adored it, she’s googling food courier services as we speak for your brownies.
I know you’re nervous, I was too, remember when your dad just stared me down for five minutes, I went into cardiac arrest.
And you remember what you told me?
You smile recalling what you had texted him from under the table. You even screen-shotted the conversation.
Doll🌸:
I texted you from under the table that imagine i’m holding your hand and rubbing soothing circles, that even if it’s intimidating its just two people who will come to love and adore you as I have.
Bucky🌻:
exactly so, i’m holding your hand Doll, and not letting go one bit during lunch/dinner, even if that means I can’t eat, lol, one arm problems.
Doll🌸:
James…
Bucky🌻:
Oh so you can make jokes about your trauma but I can’t? Unfair, unfair i tell you. This will be sorted in the court of Her Honourable Judge Alpine.
Doll🌸:
Bold of you to assume she won’t side with me, she loves me more.
Bucky🌻:
I’m her dad and she loves me most.
Doll🌸:
Right, right well, we’ll see about that Mr. Barnes.
Bucky🌻:
Getting formal are we?
Doll🌸:
Maybe or I just like to see you riled up, Mr. Barnes.
You giggle when the typing dots appear and the disappear, he’s trying to come up with a biting reply.
You kick it up a notch sending a voice note that has Bucky feeling his pants are very constricting.
“Mr. Barnes,” You’d dipped your voice by an octave, trying to sound sultry, “Have I caught your tongue? Or is it simply begging to taste something sweet?”
Bucky🌻:
Doll, you will be the death of me.
Bucky had to eat his words because just as he set up the laptop on the dining table doing a test call, Alpine jumped on the table and booped the screen and meowed at your smug face.
“I believe the Judge is in my favour.” You chuckle, cooing at Alpine.
“You’ve just bribed her with toys.” He huffs while partially true, only three of her toys are from you but she loves them dearly. Bucky directs Alpine off of the table and she gives his hand a playful bite and you giggle.
“Good girl, Alpine, my best girl.” You praise her much to your boyfriend’s dismay at the two of you seemingly pairing up.
“You’re just a sore loser.” You roll your eyes at him then straighten up when Winnie appears in the frame, nerves shoot through your spine and you stand up.
“H-hello Mrs. Barnes.” You give her a smile, laden with nerves.
“Darling, you have to call me, Winnie. Hello to you too, I’m so glad we could do this also I apologise we couldn’t do this at a timing more suitable for you.” Winnie sits on the chair giving you the softest, kindest gaze you’d ever received.
“Oh no, not at all, Bucky and I tend to switch around with our meals so it's not too bad, also it is just ten thirty. Not too late.” You reassure her and she seems to relax.
“Now is my son treating you right? Or do I have to ban brownies permanently?” She gives him a curt glare and you laugh at Bucky’s look of utter panic.
“Ma, why—,”
“Oh hush, Y/N continue.” She urges with a gesture of her palm.
“He’s treating me in the best way, Mrs. Bar—Winnie, sorry, um, I, he’s so respectful and kind, understanding as well so loving. Honestly I can’t believe my stars I found my way to him. It is just surreal.” You admire Bucky and Winnie smiles.
“No brownie ban then.” She pats his left shoulder.
Your eyes nor demeanour change in the slightest and Winnie finds a weight on her heart lift, you saw her son as whole. Not incomplete.
“Thank god for my manners.” Bucky says with a shake of his head, relieved. Then he laughs. You laugh as well.
“Well Bucky here sings praises of you and I can see why, tell me then about you and your family?” Winnie smoothes her hands over her jeans. Bucky never spoke about what happened in detail over the dinner that took place with your family but she could see he was slightly worried about your father’s opinion.
“What would you like to know?” You didn’t let your smile wavier, you knew the parent meeting at your house was less than ideal and given your dad caught Bucky watching you sleep.
Technically he was working while you dozed off but your father seems to have not taken a liking to the man who held your heart better than what your dad had over the years of his parenting.
Bucky sees the slight shift in your eyes, the rolling on your shoulders to not allow what haunted you to clamp down into your flesh and drag you into painful memories.
You flicker your gaze to Bucky and his own blue eyes that harbour your world harbour the knowledge about your mind’s current thoughts.
“How about where you grew up? Did you move around? We had too for quite some time till Bucky’s father passed away.” She says, giving you a second to refocus on the conversation. Bucky and you both notice the small twinge of nostalgia that grips her for a moment.
“Oh um, no we never had to move, we’ve always been here at home though my great-great grandparents hailed from another state but since my grandfather the family has called this place nine hours and thirty minutes away from Bucky, home.”
He takes his phone out to message you, Winnie gets distracted by the timer she had set for the dish she made for dinner.
You smile at him as she excuses herself. Your eyes glazing over at his message.
Bucky🌻:
i’m holding your hand under the table, giving it squeezes
Doll🌸:
i’m squeezing your hand right back.
You look up at him, he gives you one of his Doll smiles, named by Morgan. The ones only given for you, where his eyes crinkle at the sides and you feel it in your heart to erase everything that would ever cause that grin to fade.
“I love you.” He mouths.
“I love you.” You mouth back.
Bucky observes as the earlier tensions had left your body and now they had shifted into the drawing room while you chose to sit on the floor at the foot of your bed.
All three of your nursed desserts, tiramisu. Winnie had given Bucky the recipe so you could make it at home, your practice batch had turned out successful so this was your fifth attempt and it was really good.
Bucky was covering his face, cheeks tinged red. As Winnie told you the story of how he insisted on dressing up as a tellytubby for halloween when he was younger. She had to give him whipped cream mixed with food colouring to make the tubby custard because he hated actual custard.
What made things worse for Bucky was when she put on her reading glasses and managed to screen share a whole album of his images from childhood.
“How—you call me when the wifi router needs rebooting.” He seems taken aback but also proud.
“I asked Sam and Steve to teach me.” She grins smugly.
“I’m going to kill them.” He mutters and you laugh.
“Honestly you make a cute tellytubby, the blue brought out your eyes.” You give him some praise but the next picture has you doubling over and Winnie joins in and Bucky just groans.
Greeting your screen is Bucky Barnes, aged ten, halfway out of the costume, just the blue pants on, his face, torso and arms all covered in the aforementioned tubby custard.
“The pink just wouldn’t fade.” Winnie says between laughs, you wipe a tear, baby Bucky looks absolutely taken by the sugar rush, a dazed but focused look on his features. You raise your phone to snap a picture but they all grow blur because you can’t stop laughing.
“Alright that is enough.” Bucky warns reaching over and stopping the screen share.
“Hey! I want to see my boyfriend as a baby.” You protest as the picture disappears and then pout at Bucky, who only rolls his eyes at your dramatic tendencies.
“I’ll email the folder to you.” Winnie assures with a wink then as she glances at the watch she straightens up, “Oh dear, I’m so sorry, darlings, I did say I would meet my friends from the book club at three. I’m so sorry I kept you up this long dear.” She looks apologetic and Bucky watches as you shake your head.
“Not at all, I had a lot of fun, it is an honour to get to know you.” You smile, she returns the smile.
“Bucky go fetch my purse and keys would you in my room, check the drawers and cupboard if things aren’t there.” Winnie urges him on and once he is out of ear shot, you gulp, this is it, this is the moment she tells you to leave her son alone.
“Y/N, I, you know, when Bucky told me about you, I was elated that finally he found someone. When he told me how many miles and oceans separated the two of you I had my concerns. I still do, over what has happened over dinner with your parents.” She gives you a knowing look.
“I wouldn’t ever hurt him. I love him.” You say, voice cracking slightly, you’re still sure her next words will be of disapproval.
“I know, I could see it in your eyes the minute I walked into the room.” She gives you a warm smile, “He’s never had anyone look at him like he handpicked the moon from the sky and gave it to them. Only we see him as a complete man. Today when I kept my hand on his shoulder, you didn’t flinch, make a face or have any negative emotion. You see him as whole don’t you?” She looks hopeful.
“Bucky, he, he completes me in a way that I don’t feel a hollowness in my being. I don’t know how anyone can think he is anything but more than complete, so full of love and live. Honestly? He did handpick the moon and give it to me. Everyday with him feels that way. Even on days that might be hard for either of us, he still handpicked the moon for me. He’s I believe he’s the love of my life. No one ” You confess wiping your face with the back of your hand.
“Oh, Y/N, if you were here I would give you a hug. I absolutely adore you, ever since you cause the light to return to his eyes.” Winnie wipes a tear herself.
“I could honestly use it. Mum and I are trying to make dad realise his opinion is wrong. I’m, I’m glad I can make him happy and feel loved.” You say, blinking at the tears.
The whole ordeal had left a bitter taste in your mouth. You could only imagine how much more it affected Bucky. You had apologised profusely, he assured you each time that it was not job to apologise for the words of your father.
“Dear, convincing a parent is difficult, we had the same issue, it took my father a while but when the time came and George wanted to propose, my dad accepted him.” Winnie laughs at the memory then a dark look graces her features, it passes as quickly as it had arrived.
“I, I just want him to respect Bucky. He doesn’t deserve that, I told my dad off. I just wish I could undo that part of the night.” You admit and Winnie’s head turns to the staircase and Bucky sighs loudly, exasperated.
“How does your purse get lost in your own room, Ma?” He then chuckles and she shakes her head. You straighten up as well.
“Were you crying?” He asks her, you squeeze your eyes shut, his observation skills never failed him.
“No, just something went in my eye.” Winnie lies and you open your eyes just as Bucky graces the screen.
“Oh.” He looks at you and you shrug. He narrows his eyes. Deciding to table the discussion for later, he places you on the small cabinet in the doorway, as you both bid goodbye to his mom as she leaves for her plans.
You hold your breath, knowing he would ask or it would be something else. He walks upto his old room, placing you on the bed, next to his right side.
“Did Ma, say anything?” He looks at you sternly, you know he is watching every move, no longer Bucky but in his Sergeant roots.
You let out the breath through your mouth slowly, contemplating.
“If you’re thinking of a lie, don’t.” He warns.
“I’m not, she’s worried about you.” You confess, you could give him bits and pieces.
“She didn’t say anything to you right?” His hard gaze waivers for a moment.
“No, she, she said she was happy when you told her about me, she said she adores me. She’s worried over what my father said… over dinner…” You let that statement hang in the air, a week after the Sharon fiasco was the dinner with your parents.
You mother had been nothing short of lovely, asking questions making sure he was comfortable. Shutting down her husband with a small tap on his arm in warning if he became insensitive. He could only be tapped so much. Your mom couldn’t face Bucky for days.
He sighs, running his hand through his hair. You gnaw at your bottom lip.
“I told you and her, I don’t care about what he said. The only opinion that matters is yours, Doll. he can hate me, call me bullshit things. He should not have insulted you. It would not have prompted my response.” Bucky’s voice beings to go towards anger, his blue eyes flash with suppressed range.
You stand, no longer wanting to sit on the floor, and sit back at your desk.
“Bucky—,”
“Y/N, no. I’ve been over this before. I told him he can fucking say all that he wants to me. When it comes to you I tolerate no fucking crap. He may have liberties as an emotionally abusive fuck but that ends. It is high time.” He glowers.
You bite your lip, this had been a back and forth point, ultimately a stalemate.
You were used to the shit your father said to you but you tolerated nothing against Bucky not even a whisper on an insult.
Bucky responded exactly the same, he could take all that your dad dumped on him and more, but he would be damned before he allowed anyone to insult you even if it was your dad.
You both needed each other. Anchors, saviour angels, lifelines whatever title was given isn’t enough to eloquently cover what the other meant. You needed to feel him, more than his words, more than his heated gaze.
“Bucky,” You say again and he meets your eyes, his heart warming at the way the light reflects upon your irises. His anger slowly moves away. You move to your door, locking it then returning sauntering slowly towards him.
His blue eyes, darken, breathing deeper he watches as your top comes off, followed by your jeans. You keep your eyes locked in on him as the straps of your bra slip down your shoulders and he stops you by raising his index finger.
“Show me.” He breathes, cock hardening as you turn and the now dimmed lights of your room illuminate your skin. Soft curves needing his touch, his lips, him.
“Fucking gorgeous.” He praises and then you preen at the deep gravel, wanton timber of his voice.
“Every curve, dip, line and mole. Fuck, Doll—,” He groans as you move your hands over your body, tracing over your bra, pinching at your hardened nipples, a whimper from your mouth goes straight to Bucky’s dick and he might just come untouched the way you gaze at him.
Your eyes darkened with lust, skin covered in a thin sheen of sweat, he wants to lap at the bead of sweat that makes its way over your sternum. Bucky gulps when you take off your panties. The colour difference makes him groan, his own darkening as his precum stains his clothing.
“Need to see you.” You look at him settling onto your bed, legs spread. Bucky stands, ridding himself of all the confines that keep you from admiring him.
“Fucking gorgeous.” You praise and he smirks.
“Oh little one,” His voice sinfully deep, and these new headphones made him sound as if he was right next to you, whispering in your ear, “What am I going to do with you?” He questions, eyes raking over you.
“Anything you want.” You whisper and He needs to close his eyes to get a grip on himself. He traces your features again with his heated gaze, admiring how you become needier with just the way he gazes at you.
Bucky wants to get on his knees and worship you, because that is the only way he can thank his luck for allowing you into his life.
“Touch your nipples, through your bra, did you wear the pretty lace all for me?” He raises an eyebrow. You mewl as the touch sends shivers to your clit, arousal dripping over your folds and Bucky licks his lips, humming as if he can taste you.
“I asked you something, little one.” He reminds, you nod.
“Words.” he commands,
“Yes,” you hiss, twisting your nipple harder, “James.” You plead for more.
You hear his low growl, primal, watching you get wetter for him.
“Show me how wet I’ve made you.” He gestures with a nod of his head, your hand moves over your abdomen, touching the curves and dips, Bucky drinks the sight of you in, he held pride as you touched yourself, not your clit or your cunt, but when you touched your body, squeezing the flesh. It drove him wild, needy, helpless and he starved to do the same with his hand. Fell you, love you, touch you, fall apart inside you as you held him in.
“So fucking beautiful.” He praises as you gather your arousal and show him your glistening fingers.
“Want to fuck you with my tongue. Will you let me taste my pussy? You are so fucking sweet aren’t you? I wouldn’t leave from between your thighs for days. Have them tremble, shake, beg to close. But I would just keep devouring my pretty pussy.”
You throw your head back nodding, Bucky only smirks, “Go on, touch yourself the way you like little one, but I want to watch each stroke, each circle, and when you begin to fuck yourself onto your fingers.” He begins to circle his thumb on his cock, hissing at the contact he finally allowed himself. Your hips begin to rut against your fingers at his words.
“Yes, little one, just like that, imagine it is my cock, buried deep you can feel me everywhere, claiming you, marking you as mine.” Bucky pants, his hand moving over himself.
“Want to feel your cock, Bucky, want you to feel your pussy clench around your cock.” You mewl out, your hips grounding against your fingers you needed more.
“Fuck, little one, grab that firmer pillow, fold it.” He instructs, your walls clench at the loss. Bucky wants to swallow all those pretty little sounds against his lips. He watches you straddle the folded pillow, the fabric rubbing your clit so deliciously.
Bucky moves the laptop onto the desk, you can see him sitting on the chair, cock being fisted by his hand, his vein prominent and you grow wetter at the thought of how it would feel in your mouth.
“See this little one?” He gestures to his cock, your clit twitches, “All because of you. Know why I made you switch?” He rakes his eyes over you and you want to just combust.
“You want me to ride you.” You realise, slowly moving your hips in sync with his slow strokes to his cock.
“My little one, you think correctly, go on grind on that pillow, take off that bra, fingers on your nipples. While you ride me, I’d play with those gorgeous tits.”
Your stomach tugs at the combined sensations with his words, picturing it, his hand on your hip, setting the pace, his mouth on your chest. Biting, sucking, marking you as his, you moan as your orgasm builds,
Bucky’s hand moves in pace with your hips grinding down, your lips part, he knows your close.
“Will you cum with me little one?” Bucky requests, a groan of your name falls from his lips,
“Bucky, please—, need—, I” You beg, beg for something needing him to coax you to your orgasm, needing him to be the one that shatters you.
“Need you,” you choke out as the orgasm starts to build and his words get filthier.
“Fuck, Y/N, just a little more, need my cock in you? I’d fill you up, till you cum around me, dripping all over my cock and your thighs, you want that don’t you?”
Bucky and you moan in sync as the coil snaps, your orgasms shatter through you, both continuing the movements brokenly, watching the other fall apart with hooded eyes. Soft pants and watching Bucky’s cum coat his hand and abdomen you lick your lips.
“Want to taste you Bucky.” You say and he groans.
“Fuck, little one, you’re already needy for more?” He chuckles, cleaning himself.
You lay back against your pillows, hair sticking to your scalp.
You look down at his cock that twitches at his own words.
“Fuck my mouth, Mr. Barnes.” You challenge, he huffs a laugh.
“If you’re insatiable now…” He trails off, knowing he is growing hard again at the sight of you, fucked out, hair messed, eyes bright.
“If you aren’t leaving from between my thighs, it’s because my legs are holding you in.” You grab the very pillow used, your confidence in showing him what you wanted, touching yourself had grown.
Your legs wrap around the pillow and Bucky does a double take of the sight. Fuck he can’t wait to taste you. He fists his cock. You smirk at him.
“Insatiable, little one.” He teases, you bite your lip, anticipation thrumming at his next words.
“Get on your knees, pillow under you. Better not cum before I say so, little one.” He instructs, voice deep, bliss, needy for you. You whimper doing as he asked. Bucky stands, giving you a glorious view of him, fuck you wanted to taste him.
You open your mouth for him to see, oh you would be the end of him.
Both of you ruining anyone else for the other.
That evening, Bucky falls asleep at the dinner table. When he tells you how you had him spent, pride swells in your chest and his own. The two of you had come so far in this aspect of your relationship, being able to expose more and more of your skin and exploring all that worked for the two of you. Nicknames, types of touches, scenarios.
All of it, all consuming, burning bright.
The day after you were having breakfast and Bucky a late dinner. You had resorted to being in your room when your dad was out and about the house, Bucky was trying to explain to you to not give him that power but you couldn’t even look at him without feeling bile in your throat.
You’re mid bite with your chosen meal of cereal and Bucky is in between explaining how yet again Brock’s mounting plate is falling off when he pauses looking behind you. Your brows furrow, anger ebbing at the prospect of your dad yet again intruding. You turn mouth set into a hard line.
But you don’t meet the eyes that watched you grow up. You look into blue ones, but they are dull, lacklustre. Not the azure your heart contentedly drowns in daily.
You frown.
Then blink, wait,—
“You forgot me already?” The person says, your brain clicks.
“Who even—,” Bucky is cut off as the man pulls you into a hug. His hand tightens around his spoon.
This guy better fucking stop his hand from moving any lower on your back.
“Quentin,” You tighten your shoulders, moving away, looking at Bucky who might just discover teleportation just to punch the smug guy whose hands do not leave your arm even when you step away, again.
“Y/N, you haven’t changed at all.” Quentin Beck muses.
You feel a shadow cast over your door. Bucky looks right at your dad, jaw set. Your dad crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow in challenge.
“He better get his hands off of you.” Bucky growls and you shiver, moving away again and Quentin finally gets the hint, you move closer to the desk, trying to stay close to Bucky.
“The Becks are here to visit, I invited them to stay with us. Given how you and Quentin were joined at the hip, I think it would be nice to catch up.” Your dad gives a pleasant smile, but you don’t give any visible response.
Bucky’s nostrils flare, as Quentin ducks to wave at him.
“Who is this?” He questions an unabashed grin on his face, compared to Bucky’s scowl.
“My b—,”
“A charity case. You know her loves playing nurse.” Your dad says dismissively.
“Ah, yes, I was always patient.” Beck jokes and you feel venom pool your mouth, you swallow it down.
“He’s my boyfriend, James Barnes.” You say loud enough so Dad’s cheek twitches, a tell for his annoyance.
“Oh, hey man, I’m Quentin Beck, an old friend. Let’s catch up sometime over drinks?” He waves at Bucky.
You take off your headphones, Bucky breathes, once twice. Your dad watching and waiting for a reply.
“Im in New York City.” Your boyfriend looks to you, you’re on edge. Fuck he wanted to whisk you away from there.
“Long distance?” Beck scoffs, “Hard shit man, how long before you both started LDR?”
“We got together over long distance.” Bucky keeps his expression stoic. Understanding that this guy was someone who thrived getting under the skin of people.
“Oh, well that is something.” Quentin looks to you, “Join in for breakfast?”
“She’s on a breakfast date with me, so you will have to excuse her.” Bucky buts in, close to seething.
Quentin only smiles in response, something about it sets Bucky on edge as well.
“Well then, I will catch you later, since I’m here for a while.” Quentin closes in on you again.
Bucky watches helplessly as you go rigid.
“I’ve missed you little princess.” Quentin strokes your cheek, fanning Bucky’s anger then turns to leave behind your father.
You close your door quietly. Refusing to look at Bucky because you’re at a loss of words.
“I do not know what he did, but I am killing him.” Bucky’s jaw clenches and his knuckles are white with how hard his muscles are tensing.
“Bucky, he, he was my first boyfriend. He broke everything in me before leaving.” Your voice cracks.
Oh Bucky is livid now, “Your father knew?”
You nod, he clicks his tongue.
“Its on purpose.” He places forth his theory.
“Buck, I hate Quentin. I’m not going to get back together with him even if he was the last person left on earth.” You look up at Bucky his gaze slowly growing warm again.
“I don’t trust him.” Bucky states, neither man worthy of trust. Not one ounce of trust.
“I don’t either.” You agree.
“Come on, lets get back to breakfast/dinner. We’ll deal with that piece of shit later. One wrong move, Doll and I don’t care about anything, I will fuck that guy up.” Bucky’s words tug at you.
“You won’t have to cause I won’t let him do anything.” You assure.
“Even if not, that stunt he just pulled? Evading your personal space.” Bucky’s thumb bends the fork. Your eyes widen.
“Bucky—,”
“Just, tell me something to distract me.” He requests, continuing to eat his spaghetti with the spoon he had gotten for dessert.
You bite back an endearing grin, but he catches hints of it and his anger simmers into nothingness.
“Found that cute did you?” He grins, shaking his head.
“Absolutely. I find you very cute.” You praise and admire the red tinge on his cheeks.
“I’m not cute, I’m—,”
“Hot? Sexy? Devilishly handsome? Sweet? My everything?” You offer, deepening the crimson over taking his skin.
“Doll.” Is all he says but his smile tells you all you need to know, its the Doll Smile.
“I love you, Bucky.” Your heart always warming at your words.
“I love you, Y/N.” He says, causing your heart to somersault with his own.
He reaches out, touching the screen with his thumb to stroke your cheek. You lean you head, as though you can feel him.
Bucky finds his heart clench, he had to get to you beyond the confines of his laptop screen and city.
Dreaming about having you close was not enough.
Dreaming about meeting you, laying beside you, having you play with his hair as his rested his head in your lap.
It was never enough.
A.N: hope everyone reading, enjoyed this chapter! let me know! also thank you for reading! this fic is honestly my comfort space and i really enjoy writing it so much so thank you for reading and interacting!! 💖
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random thoughts on the rising signs
aries risings are completely different when in a day-to-day basis compared to when in a position of power. when you’re with your friends, you’re this fun, energetic, loud person, but when you’re in a position of power... terrifying. you’ll completely switch to someone very serious and intimidating, with a very intense aura. i think it’s because you understand you have a very youthful aspect to you, both in appearance and energy, and you don’t want that to keep you from commanding respect. also because you’re very attracted to leading so that’s when you’re at your most focused. you’re very easy to irritate; as an aries rising, my friends always tease me because they know i’ll immediately doom them to an afterlife in hell. SO explosive, impulsive and chaotic, but that’s what makes you fun.
cancer risings you have such a delicate beauty to you. very sensitive to others’ emotions. people probably baby you a lot without even noticing it, they just want to protect/mentor you. you do very well with older figures like teachers and your friends’ parents. you also ooze maturity. a lot of the cancer risings i’ve met had to learn to be the responsible one in their families from a very young age, so now you take it upon yourself to take care of everyone around you – that’s probably why many people talk about cancer risings as being the “mom friend”. you have the chubbiest cheeks, i wanna bite them lol they’re so cute.
gemini risings look like literal models. VERY good with people, you can probably make someone do whatever you want by just staring into their eyes and telling them pretty words. but i’ve noticed how your communication can be easily misunderstood, you might come off as having certain intentions when you’re trying to convey the exact contrary. probably the alfa of your friend group and the one who has the most reckless, unhinged plans.. yet you’re never caught doing anything bad. you require a lot of stimulation so you’ll do whatever it takes to scratch that itch in you. you remind me of that phrase “i might be a bad influence, but you can’t tell me i’m not fun.” it’s impossible to ever be bored around you.
scorpio risings have this thing where people are absolutely intimidated by you, yet are very attracted to you and just need your attention. the type of person that has random people flirting with you on the streets just so you’ll make eye contact with them for one second longer. you also look lowkey terrifying, you just have massive resting bitch faces and always look pissed off when on the inside you’re just thinking “hm, what am i going to eat for lunch?” very intense gaze and look straight out of greek-mythology, you persephone ass bitch.
libra risings look so well put together. every color on you works in perfect harmony with one another – from your clothing to your hair to your skin tone to your makeup. you’re always sporting a smile and you look so composed, but baby i know you’re close to comitting sporadic murder LMFAO no one can convince me that libra placements are the exact contrary from peaceful, you’re the most unstable people in the world, in the best and most fun way possible – and sometimes in a downright toxic way, ease with the passive-aggressiveness and confrontational nature when it comes to personal relationships.
aquarius risings have the biggest crackhead energy ever. you’re very intimidating at first, and it’s easy to misunderstand you because of that – many think you’re serious and stuck up but you’re just observing and waiting to feel comfortable around them. when you do get comfortable, you’re just funny as fuck – you’ll talk about the most random things and make them sound so interesting, you say the most hilarious things; honestly, you’re a walking meme. also you look like you disassociate so much? you’ll be in the middle of a conversation and then you’ll just start staring into the distance for fifteen whole minutes, but the whole time you were actually listening to the other person.
leo risings i just.. love you. it’s like you’re born to be the center of attention without even trying. literally so expressive and charismatic even if you’re very shy at first, great storytellers, and you’re just so loyal and the amount of support you give to your friends is unmatched. you do very well in a tight friend group where there’s so much trust and supportive energy. if you don’t have one, you probably fantasize a lot about it. how’s that winx obsession going? literally so authentic and raw in everything you do too. people call you egotistical and self-centered because they can’t stand a headstrong person like you. please don’t take insults so much to heart and let them shatter your perception of yourself, and understand that if someone mocks your appearance they’re just projecting their insecurities.
virgo risings you refuse to leave the house if you’re not absolutely perfect. i know someone with a virgo rising who simply refuses to do video-calls before taking a shower and drying their hair. VERY intimidating, will give judgemental stares and look at you in the streets like you’re the ugliest thing in the world but will probably not even realize they were staring at someone in the first place. i have so much fun teasing you, you get annoyed SO fast and it’s so fun because i practically have a degree in being annoying. you also find it shocking when someone teases you because most people are too scared to do it. you’re the most fun to talk shit with because you can be so critical and you just love some drama and gossiping. please stop complaining about things though or i’ll be forced to commit a hate-crime. your luck that i can’t help loving you.
sagittarius risings give sagittarius energy the stereotype of being so freedom-loving and adventurous. you’re very approachable and easy-going, the type of person that people will meet once and already consider you their friends. you’re up to whenever wherever, no matter how dumb the idea might sound, because you know first-hand that the weirdest, most last-minute plans make the greatest memories. i also notice that you’ll use going out as a way of avoiding your feelings. instead of allowing yourself to process your sadness and heartbreak, you just call your friends and go out so you won’t have to sit with your own, scary thoughts.
pisces risings look like they they breathe and create art with every breath they take. literally ooze emotional and artistic sensitivity. very sensitive to others’ energies and that can really take a toll on your mental health – being surrounded by negative people will literally drain you. please remember to take some me-time to recharge and process all those emotions. pisces risings literally look so ethereal, out of this world, with your sparkly eyes when you talk about your dreams and your strong sense of individuality cultivated in all your appearance, from your clothing to your makeup to you hair.
capricorn risings go through so much in their life and for what?? i swear you have so many hardships always coming your way and it angers me so much because you don’t deserve it at all. at least you always learn a lot from those experiences, which just makes you stronger and more undefeatable. you have a very melancholic gaze to you. very doll-like. naturally command authority and respect. unlike taurus risings, you thrive in situations of change – you practically seek them, knowing that learning to adapt to all situations and to work with them so they work in your favor is a gift. you turn so many heads in the street, i’m always in awe at your beauty.
it’s no wonder that the most beautiful celebrities constantly have taurus risings. you’re very strong and fixed in your ideas, making people often describe you as the taurus stereotype of “stubborn”. taurus placements just have so much difficulty accepting change and seeing it as an opportunity of growth instead of a painful process. you need to learn to let go and that good things might happen when you allow yourself to evolve and and outgrow your old self. you have a very grounded presence, while also having such a distinct sense of humour. very well-put together.
#ascendant in the signs#rising signs#aries rising#leo rising#gemini rising#scorpio rising#libra rising#taurus rising#virgo rising#sagittarius rising#aquarius rising#pisces rising#cancer rising#capricorn rising
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plssss do kirashino
who’s the cuddler: god they’re both so touchstarved, can i rly put one above the other? i guess shinobu has been more open and obvious with her physical affection, but i also rly love the idea of kira giving in, gradually pushing himself to fulfill the “husband role.” ‘i can do this, it’s fine. this is what a husband is supposed to do,’ he thinks as he lets himself hold shinobu’s hand. it’s all abt the internal pep talk and controlled indulgence babey!
who makes the bed: kira normally would, but since he now has to share the bed, he can’t exactly make it while someone’s still sleeping in it, and unfortunately—
who wakes up first: —kira tends to wake up first. he doesn’t even need an alarm, it’s just his internal clock. i definitely don’t think kosaku was an early bird tho and he might’ve even slept through some alarms, but we also know him to be a diligent worker, so his morning routines might be more rushed than kira’s peaceful mornings. i wonder if this was smth kira had to adapt to. i know he’s careful abt keeping his identity hidden, but the small joys of having his mornings to himself and carrying out his routines are part of his ideal quiet life, so i don’t know if he would sacrifice this, even as a cover. he’d be quieter than kosaku as to not wake shinobu, and she wouldn’t even realize that he’d already made coffee by the time kosaku’s alarm would go off
who has the weird taste in music: kira likes queen, he’s as generic as it gets. shinobu’s isn’t exactly obscure either, but i feel like she’d enjoy haruomi hosono (i may be biased with my association bc an old kirashino mutual o’ mine told me some of his songs reminded them of me, so U__U)! i’m thinking abt shimendoka in particular
who is more protective: i’ve said this on an old shipping chart meme, but kira definitely worries more abt shinobu! for the first time in her life, she can be carefree and relaxed thanks to him
who sings in the shower: im getting deja vu bc i swear ive talked abt most of this stuff before but i can’t remember to whom or where. whatever, my specialty is repeating myself for fun <3 i hc that kira has vocal stims, singing included, but he stopped when donning the kosaku identity. but stims are stims, you aren’t even aware you’re doing them sometimes. i can imagine a scenario where he’s humming to himself in the shower and shinobu joins in on the song and it freaks him out bc he didn’t even realize he was doing it
who cries during movies: both of them but for different reasons. shinobu cries if a dog dies in a movie. kira tears up over cinematic romantic period dramas (every day i thank araki for making him a canon romantic 🙏)
who spends the most while out shopping: kira isn’t an excessive spender but he Does only buy the highest of quality items. not necessarily flashy rich clothes or anything, but he likes his ties tailored and his kitchen knives sharp. i do personally want to headcanon shinobu as a bit of a shopper tho, she might not buy the most expensive things but they surely add up. miss material girl absolutely NEEDS to add this teacup to her china collection!
who kisses more roughly: this is more of an early-relationship answer (i struggle to imagine their relationship in the later stages, but f0r has been helping me a lot with that!) but i think they’re actually rly gentle with each other? shinobu might be a little more passionate since she’s gotten no action for 10+ years + she’s in her crush phase, but i dont think she’s rough at all. kira is rough in a clumsy way, idc how suave and experienced he tries to act, he has never known the loving touch of a woman.
who is more dominant: shinobu is more dominant in the assertive, confident sense. she knows what she wants and she won’t hesitate to lead kira to that point. that being said, i don’t think she’s very interested in taking a dominant role. she wants to let someone else take the lead and take care of her. kira is naturally dominant but also has to exercise a lot of restraint as to not go overboard (and shinobu wants to see him go overboard 😔)
rating: 10/10, a top 3 ship for sure. very influential to the relationships i lean towards in media now
#danswers#danbles#💣#part4#kirashino#long post#sorry for being so late with this 😭#moved it from my inbox to the drafts and my object impermanence made me completelt forget it existed
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Everything Right/Wrong with Ninjago “Legacy of the Green Ninja” E13: Rise of the Spinjitzu Master
Disclaimers: Show owned by LEGO. This is not a professional review/critique - it’s mainly intended for comedy!
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- Final appearance of the OG intro! ✅
- Technically the title should be “Rise of the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master,” considering that all the ninja are referred to as Spinjitzu masters. Granted, the title of this post is already much longer than it needed to be, so leaving it out kinda does me a favor… except I don’t care soooooo ❌
- Dareth survives this. That’s not a sin because it’s unrealistic, but because I didn’t want him to ❌
- “But I don’t remember my father any other way.” Sure, Garmadon was always an evil warlord bent on destruction, but he still cared deeply about Lloyd, which is a stark contrast from the Overlord that you’d think Lloyd would pick up on. ❌
- “For once, I am afraid there is nothing to learn.” Wu thinks that just because he can’t pull some contrived lesson out of his a*s it means that there is no lesson to be found at all. Wow, it’s been awhile since I’ve properly sh*t on Wu for no real reason other than I want him to burn… feels nice to be back in practice ❌
- “And when [the FSM’s] back was up against the wall did he quit? No, he found a way to keep the fight going.” Yeah, by forcing it onto a bunch of kids in the future so he wouldn’t actually have to deal with it. I get that if he couldn’t win, it was the right choice to extend the fight, but you can acknowledge something as being the only viable option while also not treating it as this massive sacrifice because ultimately, he’s the only one that didn’t get hurt ❌
- “He passed his elemental powers onto us - of all people! A bunch of kids! There’s must’ve been a reason he chose us…” I get that the writers didn’t know there’d be more seasons but watching this knowing what we know now about elemental masters… it falls a bit flat ❌
- “And ninja never quit!” He said it guys! He said the line!! ✅
- Also, Kai was the first to float something resembling the “ninja never quit” line back in S1, and I find it adorable that Lloyd listened well enough to actually remember ✅
- But also, Lloyd plagiarizes his brother. Where’s your in text citation, Lloyd? WHERE? ❌
- How did the Falcon know about the mech? ❌
- Not a single one of the ninja puts their sword into their respective slot ❌
- ^(I swear that wasn’t meant to be a s*x joke)
- I get that Garmatron was big, but how the f*ck did it turn into that tall a building??? ❌
- “I can’t wait to see the look on the Overlord’s face when he sees us!” “Is that the look you were hoping for?” “Zane… no.” Well, look who found a sense of humor! ✅
- “I know we’ve always drawn a crowd, but this is ridiculous!” I know early Jay was an a*shole but I still miss him ✅
- “Where’d ya get [elemental blades]? I want one!” Same, Dareth ✅
- You know that meme where it’s like “the final boss when you fight vs. unlocking them as a playable character?” The Stone Army is the embodiment of that meme ❌
- I will never not be emotional over Jay literally pushing Lloyd away and taking the hit for him. ✅
- “No, there’s only one green ninja!” Kai’s character development ✅
- “I have come here to fight you!” Really? D*mn, this whole time I just thought it was game night ❌
- “You don’t even have a sword!” “I don’t need a sword.” AU where Lloyd pulls out a gun
- “Then all I have to say is… goodbye.” ✅✅
- “I am the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master!” Amazing, the triple zoom-ins, the cinematography, the suit change, the line delivery - flawless, spectacular, perf- ✅
- “Where there is light, there will always be shadow!” “Unless my light is bright enough!” Green bean I love you but… that’s not how light works… D*mmit, Wu, this is what happens when you pull kids out of grade school! ❌
- Was the fight itself a bit underwhelming? Yes, it was, but you know what? The drama of it, the music, the cinematography - all of it well makes up for the relative lack of action ✅
- Alas, I have to do me and mention the lack of Lloyd’s character development. S1 (while not perfect) did a good job of giving each ninja a respective arc and episode that made their true potential feel earned, deserved, and personal to each of them, but that feeling just isn’t there for Lloyd. As much as I love over-analyzing, the importance of this scene and what it meant for Lloyd and his character shouldn’t be implied. ❌
- “Should the Overlord decide to show his face around here… we’ll be ready!” “And next time we’ll be a little more humble.” “And a little more wise.” “And with better catchphrases!” Why the f*ck am I crying ✅
- Also, I can guarantee they won’t ❌
- “You think we should dog-pile em?” Yes! “Let’s give them their moment.” D*mmit! ❌
- “Speak for yourself! I’m looking forward to doing a little more inventing, dabble in model-building, little bit of poetry-“ Pilots reference! ✅
- Sure is sad that Ninjago only got two seasons, I mean, doing this for every episode was fun! But I supposed everyone has to move on eventua- wait, what do you mean there’s more seasons? How many? 15 AND A HALF?? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? YALL IM COLLEGE SEARCHING RIGHT NOW. AM I GONNA BE DOING THESE POSTS WHILE STUDYING FOR MY MAJOR?!? AM I EVER NOT GONNA BE OBSESSED WITH THIS F*CKING SHO-
- Anyways, I’ll see y’all in season 3!
Sentence: Not Final Final Battle
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