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Puns and spoilers.
Stephanie Brown aka batgirl aka spoiler, in her civilian guise [currently a now freed hostage from the jokers elaborate scheme to kill the bat]: "is that seat taken?"
Danny Nightingale aka phantom, ex hero, exhausted mechanical engineer [who just embarrassed the hell out of the joker by ruining his plot, disabling his traps, freeing hostages and mocking him as the joker failed to land a single hit on danny]: "uh, that's my lap?"
#dpxdc#danny x spoiler#dcxdp#danny phantom#stephanie brown#spoiler#danny x steph#check the notes#memelords ship
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Steph/Danny/Cass ♥️
Stephanie sighed as she pointed around the dance floor. “So what about her? She’s pretty cute.”
Cass shook her head. “Seems mean.”
Stephanie nodded. Fair enough. “Okay, what about him? He seems nice.”
“Has a girlfriend.”
“Oh shit? You’re right, oops.” Stephanie scratched her head and looked around the club again, trying to find a person the two of them could proposition for a night of fun.
Her eyes widened as she spotted the perfect person.
Stephanie nudged Cass. She looked up from her drink and tilted her head in question, before Stephanie gestured to a guy on the dance floor, who was rocking a crop top and a pair of low-riding jeans.
“How do you feel about him?”
He was dancing wildly to the beat, jingling his jewelry amidst the flashing lights and Stephanie eyed her girlfriend, who stared for quite a while. Then she turned to Steph and gave a single nod with a small smile.
Stephanie whooped and pumped her fists into the air. “Sweet! Let’s go flirt with him now!”
He wouldn’t know what was coming for him.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#ask#anon ask#danny fenton#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#cass x danny x steph#I wanna call it something like oreo blondie or something (which is a blonde brownie)#idk I can’t think of anything#ty for the ask!#stephcass#dead silent ship#memelords ship#oreo blondie ship
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Prompt ???
Doctor (very tired)Danny x Nurse (just as tired) Steph. That's all, do with this what you want.
#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#danny fenton x stephanie brown#memelord ship dpxdc#memelords ship
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Steph was freaking out. She was pregnant! She had a month long relationship with a guy, they slept together (multiple times), and now she was pregnant.
How long should she keep this from her (adopted))family. They all were detectives but that was usually focused on a case and not her. There was no use hiding this from Alfred or Cass. They would see through her in an instant. Luckily the rest of the family was focused on their own lives, with B being pulled into a JL meeting lead by Constantine. Something about a newly conseived demigod or something she never listens to Constantine, barely anyone does.
She was in the middle of planning her 9 months of pregnancy and lying, when suddenly Batman and Constantine magically teleport into her apartment. " According to the ritual This is the girl whose is pregnant with the demigod" Constantine states while being completly ignored by the two. Steph is staring at Batman who is slightly twitching. "Well shit" she groans.
Another magical ritual later and her previous... Boyfriend? Fling? Her month long, one night stand is standing there in a magic circle. She rushes to speak before her family can, "Danny you jerk! You got me pregnant and didn't even tell me you were a god?!?"
#danny x steph#memelord ship dpxdc#is danny the ghost king or the ancient of space?#Maybe dragon Danny au?#or what?#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny phantom#batman#dc x dp#dcxdp
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DP x DC Prompt that struck my brain in a funny way #12
Steph’s new boyfriend, Danny Fenton, was…weird. Like, he acted mostly like a normal person, but sometimes he does things that should not be possible. At least by normal human standards anyways. Multiple Batfam members have seen him phase through doors, and walls, and furniture, and even more objects. He has definitely frozen things. He’s been seen floating several feet off the ground.
Steph finds this to be super cool. She really wants to know if Danny was a meta, an alien, some sort of supernatural creature, but Danny is saying nothing.
Danny is definitely not hiding his powers as well as he wanted to, and his girlfriend and her sorta family have noticed. Danny really doesn’t want them to find out he’s this half-ghost thing, because what if Steph breaks up with him D:
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dpxdc#revenant prompted#is there a ship name for these two because I’ve seen NOTHING shipping them#spoiled end#memelords#<-ship names :D
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DP x DC | Prompt #1
𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍, 𝐃𝐫. 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛 "𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝" —𝘐𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 "𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩"— 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚞𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖: 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦? 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎... 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝚂𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨, 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛: 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘢 𝘻𝘰𝘰, 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵, 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘮, 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, ��𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚍𝚍 ��𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 —𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩— 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛-𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙐.𝙎. 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#danny fenton#stephanie brown#Danny x Stephanie#memelords#memelords ships#good-ish Vlad Masters#Danny and Stephanie are 16#ghost king danny#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#damien wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dcu#dc comics#batman comics#dc batman#batman wayne family adventures#batman wfa#wfa#Steph x Danny#spoiled end
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Lingering Souls
CW: Drugs (fear gas being referred to as a drug), Panic Attack (again it’s fear gas)
[Day 2 dpxdc week 2023; Danny Fenton // Full Hazmat AU // Fear Gas]
• MemeLords (Danny Fenton/Stephanie Brown) if you squint.
When the adrenaline hits, Stephanie prepares herself to face the visions of her failures, of people she cares about dying in her arms, or even visions of dying slowly somewhere cold and alone.
What she doesn’t expect is the odd warping of reality where all the shadows move. There’s people, so many people. Most of them have some sort of violent wound on them hanging open but not freshly bleeding. Her eyes can’t accurately judge distances any more as figures seem to loom closer or flick away with the barest hint of movement. There’s a glow from up on the roof ledge above her that attracts her attention even though moving her head makes her stomach turn.
There. Stretching in a blur of shadows and neon green glow, a figure moves. Suddenly all she can hear is heavy breathing filtered through a mask and the sound is so loud. She can’t hear her own breathing. Is she breathing? Panic rises further as she can’t hear her own breathing, feel her chest rise and fall and the breathing gets louder and louder, the figure hasn’t moved yet, watching Scarecrow monologue.
An ice cold hand grips her shoulder without warning but before she can scream, another is pressed against her mouth, silencing her. She can’t see them, but they’re so cold, like her hands that one time she got captured by Mr. Freeze.
“Shhhhh,” the raspy voice murmurs in her ear. “I need you to breathe with me.” Then she hears the exaggerated rattling breath through a filter that’s different from the overwhelming heavy breathing that’s still plaguing her ears.
They’re trying to get her to breathe. She really wasn’t breathing? That thought nearly sends her spiraling into panic all over and the heavy breathing picks up in speed once more.
“Hey, hey…” the raspy voice is soft, soothing even if it sounds like it must hurt its owner’s throat. “Close your eyes, I’ll put your hand on my shoulder so you can feel me breathe.”
She does it, she closes her eyes. She’s not usually one to listen to a stranger’s command but this is not a usual sort of situation. There’s the shifting of what sounds like rubber then her gloved hand is placed on Raspy Voice’s shoulder. She can feel them breathe and she finally drags in a shuddering breath to match their pace after a few moments of fumbling.
The strange breathing plaguing her matches her own shakily drawn breaths and slowly ever so slowly as her adrenaline plateaus, it dawns on her that the breathing matches hers because it is hers. The drugs are altering her sense of reality. She knows this.
She jolts as a crash and a human squawk cuts off Crane’s monologue. She almost opens her eyes, it’s habit. She needs to know what’s going on, but she knows she’ll lose her tenuous grip on her fear if she does.
“We’ve got him,” the voice reassures her. “Just breathe with me. I won’t leave you.”
And she believes them. Something about Cold Hand’s voice cuts through and draws away the drug induced fear. Which logically shouldn’t be possible but far be it from Stephanie to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Crane must have made this strain short acting. She can hear her heartbeat settling back into something resembling a normal pace. It helps that Cold Hands is murmuring reassurances and documenting what is going on so she can relax a little easier. Crane is caught. The material beneath her gloved fingers is odd. She can’t tell the details obviously but it doesn’t sit in her grip the way she’s used to.
“I’m gonna…let me take my hood off before you open your eyes,” Cold Hands says suddenly.
There’s a rustling and a hiss of air being released from closed circulation, more rustling and then a raspy “okay.”
It’s so quietly said that Stephanie almost doesn’t hear it. It still takes another few moments for her to gather the courage to open her eyes again.
She’s looking into a face spiderwebbed with glowing green lines. The lines reach up to their eyes which also glow in that same ominous color. She has to remind herself that it’s the same color as Kori’s eyes, panic is still easily bubbling up.
She notes the black and white hazmat suit, an odd color. Their companion also wears one in the same colors, their mask is still on but their back is turned as they keep watch over Crane and his goonies.
“I’m Phantom, he/him,” Cold Hands, Phantom says obviously trying to pull her attention back to him. She lets him.
“Spoiler, any.”
“Even Neos?” She’s pretty sure he’s only asking to keep her talking, to keep the conversation going.
“Especially Neo-pronouns.”
Phantom’s grin is infectious. She firmly ignores that thought.
“Who’s your twin over there?”
Phantom pauses at that and not the human sort of pause, his entire body goes absolutely still. Stephanie thinks his heart might have even stopped but she’d have to move to check his pulse. After what feels like an eternity (it’s probably not been that long but time gets wiggy when you’re high on mind altering drugs), his gaze flicks away and she knows he’s either debating on whether or not to lie or about what lie to tell.
When he looks back, he meets her gaze steadily (so probably not lying).
“It’s just me,” he says in that low rasp. The other one, the other Phantom turns to look at them even though he shouldn’t have been able to hear the first one’s voice. Maybe they’re connected?
“An illusion?” She asks it just to eliminate unlikely theories.
“No,” Cold Hands Phantom says, confirming her theory. “He’s completely separate from me until we merge back together.”
Well that’s…got to be confusing.
“It is,” he replied.
“Did I say that out loud?”
“Yeah, you’re still pretty out of it.”
“That checks out. Why hazmat? Seems cumbersome and not for fighting villains.” She knows it’s probably rude but figures the guy might cut her some slack since she’s drugged up at the moment. She’s not one to miss an advantage where she can get one.
For his part, Cold Hands Phantom doesn’t look offended. If anything he looks a little bemused and she wonders how many other thoughts she might have said out loud instead of in the privacy of her own mind. That could get embarrassing real fast. It’s better not to think about it for too long or she’ll lose her nerve.
“Do you believe in ghosts?”
The non sequitur throws her addled mind for a bit of a loop and then she has to think about it for a minute. Does she believe in ghosts? She certainly believes that some spirits linger after death and for people to return from the dead, their souls must have been somewhere.
“I believe that our souls can linger, yeah.”
He nods.
“I’m that; a lingering soul. I died in a hazmat suit so that’s what I’m stuck with. At least until I’m dead long enough to change it.”
“Is that why your hands are so flipping cold,” she bursts out.
He laughs. It’s a cracking horrid sounding laugh, but it’s genuine and filled with his amusement.
“Yeah,” he takes a breath to get the few lingering chuckles under control, “that’s part of the reason my hands are so cold.”
“Hmm…seems like it sucks.”
“Which part? The suit or the cold hands?”
“Both, but I was referring to the suit.”
“Sometimes it does but then again, I don’t have to deal with the stares or the patronizing adults nearly so often. The suit itself is just a part of me so it doesn’t get in my way.”
“You doing alright though?” She doesn’t know what makes her ask that. Possibly the drugs? She’s gonna blame the drugs. But even though she didn’t plan to say it, she finds that she really does mean it. Obviously he’s not gonna want sympathy or pity for his death. It’s something he has to deal with every day. But how many people ask him how he’s doing?
“I…” he fumbles. His face contorts, shifting the glowing lichtenburg figures into interesting shapes and contortions. His fingers come up to rake through his unruly white hair as he takes the time to truly think about her question.
“Some days are easier than others,” he finally settles on. “Being here, now? That’s good. I’m doing good.”
“Okay,” she says and sits back tipping her chin up as she closes her eyes. The nausea is getting worse, but also she doesn’t know what else to say or how to look Phantom in the eyes. So instead she focuses on her breathing.
B would want her to try to find out everything she can about Phantom. But respectfully, screw him. She’s still struggling with the drugs and Phantom did nothing but help her through it and tie up Scarecrow and his goons. While she might want to know how he managed to get her over the effects of the drug so fast and with no antidote, she’s just grateful he did it.
She’ll claim that she was too out of it. Alfred won’t let B get on her case over this.
And well…the dead deserve to rest.
Author’s Note: Steph absolutely was saying much of her thoughts aloud. Will we ever know how much? Who can say. Danny didn’t want her to feel embarrassed about it since she couldn’t really help it.
Also Steph using any pronouns is something you won’t even be able to pry out of my cold dead hands. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Warrior queen in love with her silly jester
#sorry i just love the jester × queen/knight imagery with these Two#ghost being the leader of a local group. sig being a info/culture bank and being a memelord#he's silly. she pretends to be cold and uncaring#he makes her laugh. she brings him some of his beloved things back#they're silly and cute#she will defend him with her life. he will calm her down#im chewing on them. i love them so much#Fruitslice my beloved#🥞 cake wips#self ship stuff#🍉💿
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you know who I don't talk about enough here? c.ommander s.hepard. i'm head over heels.
#ash rambles 💚#I'm always so afraid of looking like a weirdo as if my whole brand isnt being a memelord#but like. i have it REAAALLLYYY bad for the default male shepard 😭 like stupidly bad#it started as a 'yeah lol my s/i is a romance option in the last two games so i may as well write the ship a bit'#and ofc ash is romanceable regardless of gender but sjdjajdja i just find default male shep so attractive?? I'm so sorry to my friends that#ive bombarded with fanfiction of ash and him smooching it out#i just love him so much! whether its just him and ash or a polyship with g.arrus#but it feels weird putting him as a romantic f/o y'know?#'hi my names ash and I'm head over heels for default male commander j.ohn s.hepard mostly paragon with some renegade moments#yeah hi nice to meet you'#anyways yeah#forever daydreaming about his pretty blue eyes and his bald ass head 👉🏽👈🏽#(also ajdhajdjw his stubble always tickles ash whenever he kisses her neck. he does it a lot just to hear her laugh)#anyways#lmao can't serve on the normandy without being a little in love with your commander am i right? /hj#i'm with you until the end 🌌
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Everyone keeps pairing Danny up with the bat kids and I'm not even a shipper, but.
Pair him up with Steph,
Cowards.
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God theres so much stuff to cover, tumblr has been missing out severely!! But yes, take this as my true comeback to the fandom. ✌️❤️🔥
#I finally feel revitalized after such a long burn-out HOHH...#some of yall are probably dreading my return which is valid. i too didnt rly want to return to the place that tried to chase me out🙃#but the love for this ship is too strong honestly. these two boys mean so much too me.#gotta talk about lycoris sequel and everything! also got so many art and fic/headcanon ideas and also want to share all the JP art too. 🤫#theres also so many good xmas/winter one-shot doujins that im translating 😈#ahhh i truly feel like my old yjkr self again this is so nice. i even feel like my old shitposting memelord self too 🥳#but for now I sleep!!! had such insomnia throughout the holidays i really oughta rest early today😅
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So… she's single?
Steph and Ellie are in the library working on a project together when Steph decides she has to ask now or she won't get a chance with vacation right around the corner.
Before Steph can ask her question, a girl, perhaps a couple of years older than them, greets them before heading to the counter where Barbara is.
steph: (still distracted watching the girl heading to the counter) "I have a crush on your sister." ellie: (proceeds to shudder) that's my mom.- steph: (blinks a couple of times) So… she's single?
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#mala escritura#memelord ship dpxdc#danny fenton x stephanie brown#ellie is danny's daughter and she really likes mom and doesn't really care that things don't have that level of officialdom#steph no a tenido oportunidad de presentarse a danny por lo que no sabia que es la “mama” de ellie#female danny#Cass and Barbara are going to make fun of Steph for the next few months because of this.
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what the FUCK happens in cyberverse
Here's a list just off the top of my head, in no particular order. MASSIVE spoilers ahead.
-Wheeljack keeps making party drugs. This is not only accepted but wholly encouraged by the Autobots. He's made the bot equivalent to cocaine so strong it made grimlock physically unable to stop himself from running around the ship at mach 5. This was the basis for an entire episode. He's also made patches that give you a direct link to the Allspark that he passed out at a party specifically to get everyone as fucked up as physically possible. I cannot overemphasize that Optimus make no effort to stop this until things turn destructive on both occasions.
-Soundwave and Shockwave completely fucking hate each other and have a whole rivalry trying to be a better and more useful follower for Megatron than each other.
-Soundwave is a fucking memelord who will play clown music or dramatic riffs to dunk on people from the soundboard he has built into his hardware.
-theres a sort of liminal dimension referred to as Unspace that you can get stuck in and if you are there for too long you will straight up disintegrate. We see this happen to the entire crew aboard the arc from different timelines several times while the main timeline crew we follow tries to escape this fate, thus dooming dozens of other timelines.
-Cheetor is basically Allspark Jesus, and he's tired of all the fighting, so he tries to have Optimus and Megatron settle their differences once and for all. The chosen method for this was making them both play the Newlywed Game. They were both terrible at it, the MegOp Divorce agenda is alive and well.
-the Quintessons invade Cybertron and stick the entire population into a simulation a la The Matrix, which slowly drains their life force until they die. This kills countless unnamed Cybertronians, both Autobot and Decepticon, as well as Hound, who does not get to appear on screen.
-the Quintessons also catch Starscream, rip his face off, and modify him into an Eldritch tentacle beast with his brain attached to two other aliens, and then appoint that amalgamation as the judge that decides the fate of the universe in regards to whether they exterminate all life within it.
-Shockwave commits suicide for Megatron's approval. He launches his spark straight into the Allspark to taint it specifically as a last desperate fuck you to the autobots.
-Soundwave acquired laserbeak by just kind of grabbing a random bird out of the sky.
-Soundblaster is an ex-decepticon that left out of shame. That shame being Soundwave beating his ass in a beatboxing competition so fuckin hard he couldn't show his face around his faction anymore.
-The autobots keep starscream captive and try to get him to take a therapy session with the Arc's AI, and he starts out willing to actually give it a shot but said AI is kind of Stupid and screamer ends up tricking him into letting him escape through an air vent to go wreak havoc instead.
-Starscream also starts a suicide cult with the other Seekers, gains control of Vector Sigma and the Allspark, has the seekers forfeit their sparks to him, thus resulting in a cosmically powered Starscream. He uses that power to "remake" his followers into scraplets that he refers to as, with nothing but love in his tone, his "children."
-Shockwave and Wheeljack are shown to be ex lab partners. Shockwave has an army of drones that look exactly like his altmode that Wheeljack helped program. They are programmed to be able to break out into a coordinated dance number at any given time. Originally this was just to make Wheeljack laugh. Shockwave kept that function in throughout the entire war and initiates it the second there's a truce and Wheeljack asks to see it again.
-Shockwave kidnaps Wheeljack at one point for Science Under Duress purposes and Wheeljack is too invested in all the sweet fuckin tech Shockwave's been making while they were apart to really care that he's being held against his will, and then proceeds to escape without too much issue because he knows Shockwave well enough to know exactly how to disable everything.
-Bumblebee distracts the Decepticons by running in front of their surveillance cameras and shaking his ass in the most underwhelming way imaginable.
-Grimlock is only stupid when he's in his altmode because it takes a lot of power to sustain and he has to sacrifice some of his higher brain functions to keep it manageable. In robot mode he talks like he went to an Ivy League college and knows what champagne tastes like. He throws upscale parties every chance he gets.
-Grimlock also helped start an anticapitalist revolution with Bumblebee when he found an underground society of insect transformers that had a rigid caste system. This was within moments of finding out that the ultra wealthy were hoarding the limited energon reserves for themselves. Grimlock is a comrade and he does not fuck around.
-Skybyte is here and he sounds like Skeletor.
-Windblade and Slipstream are nemeses and somehow it's even more toxic yuri coded than Arcee and airachnid in tfp.
-speaking of Arcee, she's besties with Grimlock. They at one point have a physical fight over who gets to die to protect the other.
-hot rod and soundwave are forced to share leadership over the team of bots and cons that escaped the quintessons' simulation and it's packed with so much homoerotic tension its unreal.
-Maccadam is some kind of lovecraftian war machine that can unfold himself into a whole armory whenever he feels like it. We have no idea what his whole altmode looks like, all we see are the ominous shadows of the weapons on the walls. He uses this specifically as a threat to keep anyone from fighting in his bar bc he's insistent it remain neutral ground. He also can kinda just. See into the future. And casually drops prophecies that get written off as spoonerisms until they turn out to be relevant.
-Optimus Prime has horrific social anxiety that he can kind of power through when he's in a crisis, but the second things are chill and he has to give a speech at a party or something he simply does not know how to function.
-the entire planet of Velocitron gets taken over by cosmic rust and everyone inhabiting it that couldn't escape in time was killed horrifically.
-cosmos is a girl and she hangs out with a dude named Meteorfire who is, for all intents and purposes, just robot Steve Irwin.
-Astrotrain keeps closing doors in people's faces for the funny
-Megatron is killed by a version of himself from an alternate universe that went nuts and starting creating a master race of perfect Decepticons to inhabit Cybertron. Said perfect Decepticons were carbon copies of idw Tarn in all but personality.
-Acidstorm is canonically genderfluid and keeps switching between male and female seeker frames whenever they feel like it
-Kup, who had not been in the show at all until this point, decides to show up and narrate an entire episode like hes giving a political speech.
And, the infamous one we all know and love
-Megatron is a twitch streamer and he livestreams Starscream's fucking funeral. The chat has custom Decepticon emotes.
#maccadam#transformers#cyberverse#show that vacillates between deeply silly and unbelievably fucked at a moments notice
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(The batfam member is Stephanie)
Steph: lol danny how are you so funny?!
Danny: I have access to memes across the multiverse.
Steph: huh?
*danny leans over and shows steph his meme collection*
Steph:*scrolls throught Danny's collection* omg memes from an another dimension... Danny do you want to netflix and chill?
Danny: uhh 😳 Does that mean the samething here as it does in my dimension?
Steph: well what does it mean in your dimension?
Batfam Member: How are you so funny? How do you always have something to say?
Danny, sighing: I knew this day would come
Danny: Memes, man. Memes.
Batfam Member: ..memes?
Danny: Yes, memes. I’m constantly referencing memes from my home dimension.
Batfam Member:
Danny:
Batfam Member:
Danny, slinking away into the shadows: Nobody will ever believe you
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny x spoiler#danny x steph#memelord ship dpxdc#dc#batfam#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom
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The huge wave of new Stranger Things has a kind of subtrend of fics where the author makes a huge deal about how much research they did and what deep cuts all their references to '80s gay and/or metal subcultures are, with extremely varying levels of effectiveness (as per standard for very popular historical setting ships, but I think it's easier for them to hit the uncanny valley for an era when lots of people of my generation were already alive, compared to like historical-era Stucky fic), and I think the biggest cognitive shock out of one of those was when a "let's explore '80s gay culture!" fic also had a character use the phrase "gay panic" to describe recently figuring out he was bi, as if he was already familiar with the modern usage but not any other
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LOL. Jesusfuckingchrist, writers. Current older queer people hate it when you use that phrase. Less than a decade after Milk's murder, they would not have been using it in this moronic, twee way.
For that matter, you want a dose of ~old queer culture~?
Don't make flailing like a muppet a thing at all.
Fuck that "I'm helpless because too queer" nonsense. When I was A Youth™, I did not see that. Not from my fellow babies and not from the older queer community. Might as well have your characters call themselves "memelords" or talk about fucking horse plinko in your oh-so-historical fic.
The presence of the concept of that panicking in the tumblr sense is itself uncanny valley for me.
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Headcanons I love even tho they go against my main beliefs for these characters
Ace/Aro bakugou. Idk why but I just. Love it. So much. Like yes lil dude be free!!! Fuck nobody!!! You never needed bitches!!!
And especially the headcanons where he's like. Absolutely clueless about love. Like Mina will ask "so bakugou what's your type?" And he just looks confused n goes "?? You mean my blood type???"
Izuku and Katsuki being brothers. Like not literal brothers by blood but they have that brotherly bond. I actually do ship dekubaku but this headcanon is still very dear to me and I think in another universe it could work.
Like it's so funny imagining them fighting the way brothers do or being mean to each other but also having each other's backs and protecting/defending the other. I love that for them
Idk why but asexual todoroki just. Wow. I love him
I feel like he would still want a romantic relationship just without the sex part. Like he's totally cool with kissing or cuddling bc cmon there is no way in HELL this boy is not absolutely touch starved.
I feel like while Ace bakugou thinks sex is gross and is repulsed by it, ace todoroki is just indifferent to it. He doesn't rlly care or have any feelings towards it. Like ok bestie go smush your peepees together while I watch the entire Beverly Hills Chihuahua franchise
As much as I love my blorbos bakudeku together I have to admit the idea of izuku being the token straight friend in a class full of the ell gee bee tees is so fucking funny to me. Like he doesn't understand the lingo and is absolutely sweating his balls off trying not to say something offensive and it's just hilarious. He accidentally uses she/her instead of they/them once and almost commits seppuku ( a japanese style of suicide which includes disembowelment)
I'm sure he includes everyone's pronouns in their description in his notebook to make sure he remembers what to use
Nonbinary jirou just. Fits. Like idk what anyone has to say about that but look me in the eye and tell me that bitch doesn't put on a binder
They're an enby and also bisexual bc I am correct about everything.
Trans kiri just works.
If deku doesn't grow up to be tall as fuck then I will literally have a meltdown
does he not look like the tall lanky nice friend that can't even say fuck??? Look me in the eye and tell me that. Do it.
Eri grows up to be really tall
Like idk where this comes from but to me she's just. Tall. Girly doesn't get you things from the top shelf she IS the top shelf
Also I personally don't like the eri x kota ship, I think it's kinda weird to be wanting these whole ass 6 year Olds to date, idk but it makes me uncomfortable
I saw a post once that said that Ochaco would be an active memelord (back when that term wasn't cringe) and oh my god. No. This bitch wouldn't know anything.
She has a fucking flip phone I doubt she has access to motherfucking twitter
I think she'd be like Izuku where she's just absolutely clueless on the lingo and slang and feels left out when her friends reference memes she's never seen before
And even if they do take the time to send her one or two she wouldn't understand it
I also saw this in a different post but tsuyu listens to asmr
Tokoyami too
I love the black Mina headcanons but I'm filipino and so starved of representation so I'll just pretend she's half pinoy but grew up in japan so she doesn't really know much of the language (you'd be surprised how many of us don't speak our native language despite living here all our lives)
Himikos eyebags come from the many long nights she spent as a villain doing literally anything else but getting a good night's sleep. Like I know in the backstory episodes we see her with the eyebags as a child, but when I first watched the show I just assumed that that was the reason she had them, and I'll stick to that till I die
Mirio is autistic. Do not argue with me I am right.
#asexual bakugou#asexual tododoki#asexual#aroace#mha#my hero academia#mha headcanons#mha hcs#headcanons#bakugou#todoroki#midoriya#uraraka#tsuyu#tokoyami#mirio togata#toga himiko#jirou kyouka
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