#memelord | muse

[oraclememehacker]

@cxdemusings replied to you in a post “Why don't you believe in Astrology?”:

@oraclememehacker "Of all people, I thought you'd be the one to agree."

"That's not the funny option though. And definitely not what you say when Jupiter's red spot is intensifying."

[oraclememehacker]

"The general public, like the internet can really turn on a dime, huh? Once you mess up then they turn on you like hungry wolves on a dying prey. Or like when a noob in a game gets ganged up on by high level people." Did she feel bad for him? Slightly. Just slightly anyways. "Anyways, I'm sure you can handle it. And most of the really nasty hate gets filtered out anyways. Can't say the same about other places though."

"Ah, well...you can't win them all." Wow, he hated even just saying those words.

"I guess it would, with the general public turning against me the way they did...I can't really post anything without anyone at my throat."

[oraclememehacker]

"I have some disturbing news to give you all. Morgana sells toe bean pics on onlyfans."

[oraclememehacker]

You see Futaba just standing there.

MENANCINGLY.

What do you do?

[oraclememehacker]

"If there's gender fluid, is there gender solid, gender gas and gender plasma?"

[oraclememehacker]

"You certainly don't seem to be refuting what I'm saying." She retorted calmly now as he was getting incredibly upset. It was interesting and kinda funny to see him this upset when he was normally all calm and collected. "Most people don't give to charity for the sake of acknowledgement from someone using a 3D model rigged up to watch their movements off their webcam. So yes, I'm going to judge you and say you are worst than most. Prove me wrong and I will."

"I'm not. I'm not! Why won't you just shut up?"

Frustrated, he stomped a foot on the ground. She was starting to seriously piss him off, but he had to prove that he wasn't pathetic.

"What right do you have to speak on any of this? You say I'm worse than most as though you have any idea what you're talking about–you have no fucking idea what people are like. You haven't even scratched the surface!"

He laughed. "You don't get to judge me for this shit, so just shut up!"

[oraclememehacker]

"If an apple a day keeps a doctor away what would keep a therapist away."

[oraclememehacker]

@webbedphantom replied to your post “"Personally I would've just changed their currency...”:

"THAT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE"

"But it would be a funny way of collapsing an economy by simply changing a 1 to a 0."

[oraclememehacker]

Hisses at the sun before going back into hiding in her blankets.

[oraclememehacker]

"Yeah but where's the fun in that when I can just take a few of yours in particular." Futaba that's stealing and that's wrong. "Like you said, you can always get more easily."

"really dont gotta steal my rings, there are plenty of them. really come to my world and every box, jar, and road has rings. don't gotta shake down one hedgehog."

[oraclememehacker]

"One day someone will answer were the wolves are."

[divinepunishment]

Thread call

Sup! I'm a new wolfwood account around these parts and would really like people to interact with.

You got a muse? You're welcome to slip into my DMs and we can discuss! I'm super friendly I promise xD just your local shitposting memelord with a pencil. Serious or silly, i'm happy to do it all. I'm not that selective tbh I just want friends and to have fun with trigun

[oraclememehacker]

"This is what I get for picking up random plushies that I find." She was contemplating what to do at this point. For now it would stay there, but if things got any worse it was going to be punted out the window.

Malice and hate, it fills the object as you place hands on it. Seven minutes Futaba. Seven minutes...

[foreverlogical]

Well, Twitter owner Elon Musk is being vile again. That's a frequent enough occurrence that it usually doesn't rise to the level of news, since Musk spends most of his day looking for affirmation in the mentions of far-right sh-tposters and memelords, but Musk remains one of the richest people on the planet and whenever a man willing to blow $44 billion on a website just so that he could rig it up to give himself a louder voice than anyone else, it becomes news when the very rich cultivator of far-right adulation keeps promoting antisemitism, neo-Nazi themes, and attacks on democracy itself.

So yeah, apparently we have to do this again. As per usual it started with Musk putting his two cents in in the replies of another anti-Muslim tweet by notorious far-right conspiracy promoter and fascism-booster Amy Mek, because—again—Musk appears to crave the attention of every fascist and protofascist on the internet. Mak promoted a video allegedly from an imam vowing France will "become an Islamic country through Jihad," upon which some other ultracreep piped up with "Thanks to the white female vote," which caused allegedly richest person in the world to himself reply that "The childless have little stake in the future."

That's already about five kinds of creepy and weird but we'll set that aside for the moment, because it's yet another of Musk's blue check weirdos who set the ball rolling toward its natural Worst Possible Take.

"Democracy is probably unworkable long term without limiting suffrage to parents. Helps solve the procreation problem, too," mused blue-check user "fentasyl".

"Yup," replied Elon.

All right, so here's where we're at. Musk is poking around in the replies of one of the most notorious anti-Muslim boosters of neo-Nazis and white supremacists, as he so often does, sees Some Dude opine that "the white female vote" are the reason that France will supposedly fall to jihad, elaborates with his own belief that "the childless have little stake in the future" and are the real problem here—because the imaginary white females are apparently childless, too?—and by the end is agreeing that democracy itself is "probably unworkable" unless we bar non-parents from voting at all. Just another normal day.

Incidentally, while all of this was going on, Twitter itself was going belly up, with engineers having to hastily put together a new Elon scheme to put new caps on how many tweets you're allowed to read, possibly because Musk's previous decision to not pay his damn bills was now reaching the "find out" end stage.

You can understand, then, why the man would need to relax by yet again questioning the usefulness of democracy. It's that or do his damn day job, and he's terrible at his day job.

The reason all of this matters is that Musk is again diving into some very, very sketchy stuff. Musk is perhaps one of the most famous figures in the small and bizarre "natalist" movement, people who believe that society will collapse if human population growth isn't maintained. If you think that sounds suspiciously close to the neo-Nazi belief that it's "white" humanity that is in danger of dwindling, or to the arguments of eugenicists in general, you're right: The movement is almost entirely white and is clogged with just those sorts of people.

"It would be so easy to dismiss this as yet another unhinged comment, except for the deep intersections between natalism and fascism. These ideas are dangerous, and when we start to see them spread casually by people in power, we shouldn't stand idly by," tweets Dr. Jacquelyn Gill, and that is the problem. Musk's $44 billion purchase of Twitter, a struggling company not likely to be worth half of that, was initially portrayed by Musk as some sort of grand plan to improve society. On taking over, it became evident that Musk's "improvements" consisted of rigging the algorithm to give himself virtual site omnipresence, while using that to boost pandemic conspiracy theories, delegitimize government, and repeatedly call into question whether democracy itself was sustainable.

Musk keeps wallowing through far-right hate accounts and coming up with his own theories of how the world should work. His inability to not share those pearls of wisdom with the rest of us has, however, fully laid to rest any notion that Musk's "genius" consists of anything but relentless narcissism. Most of the billionaire's critiques for society fall somewhere between bizarre and malevolent.

What does it mean, that the "childless have little stake in the future?" That's just crank talk. So children themselves have no stake in the future, until they've either impregnated someone or been impregnated? How does adoption play into this? Do you have a stake in the future if you adopt a child, or is it only the genetic parents who have this stake? When limiting "democracy" to bar everyone but parents from electing 

the United States government, would voting certificates be transferred along with the child during an adoption?

What if a child dies? Would the parent, again childless, be again barred from voting? How in the artisanal ketamine-tinted hell would any of this work, and do the people making crank suggestions like this even listen to themselves, or is it all pumped out for shock value, unmolested by such trivialities as common sense?

The notion that "white females" in particular are valueless to democracy until and unless they give birth is some deeply creepy Aryan shit, but Musk keeps diving right in to support it, over and over. The man has a fetish for fascism, and he's certainly not shy about showing it off.

[oraclememehacker]

Futaba walks up behind you and bites you. You have now been infected by the gremlin virus. There is no cure.

[spiinsparks]

HC MEME / @earthssprout​​​ / ACCEPTING !   [ 🐺 ] does your muse like solitude? do they prefer it to being around others? how easily does your muse get lonely?

         ||. Sonic is an extremely reserved and solitary individual. You wouldn’t think it, because at first glance he IS the life of the party. When he’s around his friends, he’s charismatic, he’s the one goofing around and poking fun and causing a little bit of good-natured havoc. (He’s also usually the one going out of his way to check up on all of his friends and allies the second he has a chance to.) But at the end of the day, he’s also the first person to bounce from the scene. Usually never saying bye beforehand either, if there’s nobody immediately around already. And when in a crowd of people, you can find Sonic slowly but predictably heading in Tails’ direction. And he’ll usually stay in the fox’s vicinity if he’s going to hang around for long stretches of time.

        He doesn’t MIND being around others. Especially not his friends - and especially not his closest 3 friends - but his social battery will wear out fairly quickly when he’s expending a lot of energy at a social gathering. (And/or he’s gotten bombarded with a lot of fans beforehand bc this dude is a celebrity and there are downsides to that.) He enjoys the company of others, truly, but staying around too long makes him feel antsy. ... You’re also more likely to find him completely on his own, somewhere natural and remote, when he’s introspecting. Which... happens a lot. (Shadow may be the memelord for this, but Sonic is, himself, a brooder.)          That said, as far as Sonic is concerned, he’s perfectly willing to be alone, especially in times of crisis or low-energy, but he doesn’t like being lonely. He can go on adventures solo for weeks on end, go through harrowing world-saving escapades after escapade by himself, but he’ll always find himself, rather unconsciously, drifting right back to his friends. And if he can’t get to his friends, then he’s milling around local towns and venues, helping out where he can and hanging out with the locals. Forming connections as often and as small as he can, because whether he realizes he’s craving connection right then or not, he is in need of company. 

[ 🧸 ] does your muse keep anything sentimental? if so, what do they keep and why?

        You wouldn’t think it, but Sonic is an EXTREMELY sentimental guy. It’s a little bit difficult to be, given he doesn’t have a house and doesn’t want one, but there are various little nooks, crannies, and coves where he’s stashed things that are important to him over the years. Although, he does keep the most important objects either on his person at all times, or in one of Tails’ various workshops around the globe.         A few examples of things Sonic has kept with him include: 

Chip’s Bracelet - Sonic keeps Chip/Light Gaia’s bracelet on his person at all times. It’s hidden right beneath his right glove cuff. He very, VERY rarely takes it off.

Golden Medallion - Something left at Tails’ Workshop in Central Station. It’s not especially important but it’s a memento of his early days in CS.

His copy of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table - It hasn’t ever transported him back into its inner-realm, but he does keep it safe in Tails’ Workshop.

Old Schematics of Tails’ Early Inventions - Specifically: any early designs for bits and bobbles that Tails considered adding onto the Tornado. And potentially any early designs of the Miles Electric. They’re a little incomprehensible, and probably outdated, and Tails likely has his own copies of everything he’s ever built or wanted to build, but Sonic keeps the very first copies not only for just in case Tails wants to come back to any of his early projects, but just to marvel at how far he’s come.  (this is also kept at a workshop.)

A soft, small blue rag - it used to be part of a larger blanket, but Sonic can’t really remember where he got it from or why he keeps it around. Just that it’s been on his person for seemingly, ever since he left Christmas Island.

And if this were Sonic X canon, he’d STILL, to this day, have Amy’s good luck charm/bracelet. It’s not, so he doesn’t, but  also if any one of his friends gives him actually anything - especially if they made it himself and it’s wearable - he will keep that thing on him forever and repair it himself when it breaks and otherwise be very attached to this Thing that You Gave Him that Reminds Him of You.

[ 📚 ] what books does your muse have on their bookshelf? what books would they like to have? if your muse isn’t an avid reader, is there anything they collect or might like to collect?

        Sonic actually very much enjoys reading! It’s one of his favorite pastimes when he wants to just... unwind and relax. Besides, you know, napping. I already mentioned his copy of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, but that’s not the only fantasy/adventure book he has. He’ll collect various books in that genre, nonfiction books on plants or any natural thing that happens to pique his interest that particular day... He’ll even collect newspaper prints of various things he’s done and that his friends have accomplished and store them away.

       But if you REALLY dig into his bookshelves, I do think he actually has a surprising number of self-help books. Not really for himself but more  “how to deal with X situation”. A surprising amount of them low-key have to do with parenting and communication. (only some of them vaguely have to do with his own issues beyond that.) You’d have to be snooping through his personal room (which is a place he doesn’t usually crash in anyways, because the couch is RIGHT THERE and more accessible), to find them, butt they do exist..